I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (video)

[kellyfuckinglarson]

im 74.8% more gay from watching this.

[LakersFanBoy4life]

Whose ass in da chaps is dat?!

[LakersFanBoy4life]

LOL cool and fucking HOT!!! :P

[SuperNeelyohara]

*heart* BHG



[PresiousFrogger]

fucking funny jimmy pop.

[BeanRocx]

This video is probably the reason Spanky left. Better than the Nazi theory anyway.

Also that look Jared gives Jimmy when he's "eating" the banana is fucking priceless.

[JRNYDawg]

what the fuck did I just watch???? lol

[superchief86]

Wow, this is actually gayer than Samwell.

[diemmeti]

A total masterpiece!

[CleverLittlePlatypus]

What in gay hell?

[theunholycrown666]

I can't eat the rest of my shepherds pie now, wow that was fucked up

[killz2much]

13 people are too ugly to be queer

[Menolifee]

Dear god.

[dribbelkont]

13 guys are straight



[boparadadupciablada]

awe... wait for it....some !!!

[BlackMarketBabyParts]

Hilarious, but sick

[Voldemort215]

oh come on the video is supposed to be gay its called i wish i was queer so i could get chicks...wtf did you expect the video to be like?lololol

[ImUrBoyToy2662]

Thank you cum again, if you got the balls LOL Epic

[MastaChief345]

Gay video, but great song

[SecretTimeWarp]

For anyone insisting that BHG aren't homophobic.... yes, Evil Jared Hasselhoff is *very* homophobic. The "One Fierce Beer Run" video provides extensive (and flat-out disturbing) proof of that.

[madderthanever]

... Well that one never gonna be VEVO!

[mowbrad86]

This video is awesome!! xx

[timhansen101]

Cheese and crackers Jimmy Pop is a cool dude!

[MrChampion66]

GAY SANTA

[FAMOUSxxxFAMILY]

Funny back story on the video..While making this video they decided to order a pizza and when said pizza came they were shooting the bit with Spanky getting his ass covered in bacon bits and choclate syrup.They had a lot of shit to explain to the dude when a kid who looks 12(spanky had some heart condition) was tied up on the floor with that shit all over his ass..dunno thought it was worth mentioning

[tornoofo17]

I quickly realized that this wasn't a fan made video. So bummed.

[jamson95]

The banana just...disappeared, I think I should and lay down for a moment...oh my

[bromah]

why did mtv not play this?

[GasperSavs]

@bromah Cuz they're homophobic...bastards!

But then again, they DID play Bieber, so it must have been cuz it's too long:D

[xFateFaithx]

awesome song !! one of my favourites, yummy down on this or i hope you die are still the best by far though !

[eminem610187]

This is the gayest video of straight dudes.

[AlanHolsworth]

It's funny how homophobic people are obsessed with gays and gay sex and are really good at doing impressions of gay guys.

[mowbrad86]

@AlanHolsworth - The Bloodhound Gang are not homophobic you idiot.

[MEESHENATOR1]

so funny and wrong at the same time :)



[gham619]

fucking hilarious

[akjk1212]

Oh my god. Poor Spanky G.

[haha12340000]

lol dont think this is the offical video.... to bad by the time i realised it, it was to late... im scared for life and i might be gay now. wait nope im not

[KayKatastrophee]

ohh the bloodhound gang ♥

their videos have so much quality.

[ragenfury666]

DUDE awsome video but a liitttle to gay for me

[andjames22]

HAHA I LOVE BloodhoundGang!!! Listen to 3 point 1 4 if you think they are gay haha:)

[andjames22]

Well I don't think they have to wish LOL

[HerrowItsJess]

Lmao, some scenes remind me of rocky horror and party monsterr

[pyropsich]

заебись!

[jul1258]

I love the beginning xDDD

And the song for sure

and the Bloodhound Gang of course xDD

[phobo2]

chachacha

[Doberman4000]

wow thats bloodhound gang for ya lol

[Pazmin0]

hahahaha i love this Jimmy Pop<3

[IzzyWasBorn]

GOD DANMIT!!!

I used to think this song was cool..! But after this video I feel nauseous listening to these freaking gay fucks!!

[lofasztaseggedbe]

@IzzyWasBorn they are not gay XDDDDDDDDD just making fun of this fucking system what we live in

[shykeg]

fuck dude i stoppeed 3:01 i couldnt watch any more

[jes321hard]

did jimmy pop just pull a paddle ball out that dudes ass?

[arjay1382]

idk, but i do know he just licked chocolate off someone's ass

[nitepipe]

Such a funny and great song

but, Jesus, the gayest video ever xD

[SecretTimeWarp]

@nitepipe I wish I could say this was the gayest thing they've done.... but no, unfortunately. :-P

[church6d9]

thats so wrong lol

[RRosiEXD]

hhahahaaaa that is the funnyest and most gross thing iv ever seen!

seriously how did they get evil jared to do that??

LOL

[jamson95]

almost cried laughing

[pitch30320]

1:08 ! thats too pop for this planet !

[rockstarbob12321]

gayest vid ever and i liked it......rofl

[OMGblahblahblah]

Jimmy Pop is the funniest mother fucker alive...

he made out with vito haha

[neurotik69]

lol jimmy pop id great but when he smil it's like a retard!

[ellyunfortunetly]

they are mental! lol

[ghealy96]

ahhahahaha i love jimmy pop

[amberlea85]

oh my god i love bloodhound gang but that was so so so so so so gay

[discoduck1994]

admit it.you liked it.

[StoopidPeopleEnter]

jajajajajajjajaj Fuckin Funny

[jaymosworld]

Well,This was the first and last time to see this video.... WOW

[XXsoshiXX]

jimmy pop is so fucking wrong

[NEOLEVENTIS]

they kick...ass lol

[lfctwentytwo]

lool i laugh my arse off every time at this video

q ball's reaction is priceless lol and they always bullied spanky g lmfao

[Boabyo]

Shit, I didn't realise how fuckin old this song was.

[Faithx133]

XDDDDDD!!

FUCKING GREAT!! XD

[xxXISlipknotIXxx]

watcing this makes me fucking feel like im looking at some kinda gay mans bath house, it makes me feel all dirty,

LOL i saw this live on saterday it fucking owned!

[cro508]

the video is very gay xs

funny song but

'big guys that queer, guys that dont date chicks' xD

[xxXISlipknotIXxx]

its dig guys that are qeer, guys that dont dig chicks

[eklispe]

lol i agree with ThornslnMySoul i was a little bit disturbed but damn its funny hahaha plus the song rocks go Bloodhound gang

[walruseggs]

lol jimmy pops voice is funny and the banana thing :P

[finallydoingood]

that was really gross lol xD

[maggotack]

2:16 i love jared's face xD

[boovysnorrill]

this is one of my favourite funny videos ever!

[donnie249]

jesus these guys rock!

[KariKiljunen]

haha wow, took me a while before i realized that it was evil jared as louis

[ThornsInMySoul]

I think they overdid the "gay thing" but it is anyhow a funny video:D

[mowbrad86]

@ThornsInMySoul - It's meant to be OTT.

[jodie666loveHIM]

haha love it. suck that bananna!

[HeathenGuy90]

HA HA!! great...

Did he really lick jared's butt? o_O

[afmrahman]

yo, he french kissed Don Vito on stage, yeah he really licked Jared's ass =)

[jjw1020]

jimmy pops an idiot but hes funny

[maggotack]

it is spanky's butt

[cultmama]

mmm that was sexy! :-))))

[JOHNPAUL666LANCASTER]

mmmm

[lickedhiscyanide]

wowie zowie...haha this is awesome!

[AlyssaMC05]

so so SO disturbing! lol

[LiviJones]

this shit's hilarious. i love it.

[roskipolski]

roflmfao

[lfctwentytwo]

hahaha i fuckin love that i do think jimmy is bi but theres nowt wrong with that the bloodhound gang are the greatest ever and evil jared is so funny lmfao best video ever

[Lacey2377]

best music video EVER.

hilarious!

[halocrazy23]

your mom is a homophobe!

[BrightestBlackSheep]

yeah well your mom is a homophony.

[GosseWeening]

On the record there's a picture of a beer coaster! That's some funny f*&ing sh%t motherf$#er!

[BeCoolAndLiveLife]

Evil Jared is so funny here. I'd never imagine his voice that high pitched. He's kind creepy O_O

[dvilsmstrs]

its fuckin funny dude. relax.

[jpwillia26]

Whether you're gay or straight, this shit is just gross.

[bondagexxxslave]

i am in love with jimmy pop omg i love him soooooo much. i would do anything to marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ballmeyer]

oh come on now no one gives a fuck

[l1lbopeep]

i luv jimmy pop too!! he is sooo hot!!

[danieldpbb]

no creo que sea marica, simplemente es un cachondo mental, es único, es un crack.

[KatLikes2DANCEyay]

lol, so perverted but still awesome!

[Corpseviolation666]

I have to say, the lyrics could totally be to blame for emo.

[FreakinSweet86]

lol, effing great song

[DippyBallaz]

they were amazing in concert

[acdcsyco]

Im not princess diane, i dont wanna be a queen. :P

Love itt :D

[DaveBentley]

id let Jimmy Pop eat choclate out of my anus. Bloodhound Gang fuckin rules 610 all the way baby!

[halocrazy23]

are you gay, if you are, stay away! please!

[advillan]

ok... this was not how i pictured this song to go... I son't know weather this is too gay or too creepy

[dslrocks10]

"bradley" is spanky g. their old drummer

[chaddhlgrn]

i think he could be queer but this song will confirm it

[Alexl1881]

the best video ever from the bloodhound gang!

[Chicken717]

i think i just turned gay a little inside

[dhtboot]

I am queer but i cant get any chicks, only butthole seks

[Kimblee18]

LMAO! This is my all time favourite BHG song.

[evilporro]

omg, that's so gay! but bloodhound gang rocks so they can be gay if they want to...

[y3k23k]

is jimmy pop actually gay

[AlatheaAnarchy]

Haha! No.

Oh come on...

Think about some of the songs he writes...

The Bad Touch...Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo...Three Point One Four...Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss...

Lol

He's straight alright (:

[xNattefrost]

No, he is gay haha.

[SvenniGlu]

Maybe he has something to hide?

[frickinkraut]

Hells no.

[recka5000]

if only ;) lol nar hes the only man i would turn gay for

[Amborama]

he's not gay, he's bi

[posztoka]

bi is also queer! but that's good

[lotsayaoi]

are you serious or being mean?

if serious, who's bi? o.O

[Amborama]

no, I'm serious, I think. jimmy's bi? i'm just saying maybe, because everyone says he is gay, but he's not gay because he has a girlfriend, so bi is inbetween, since is does seem kinda gay but straight at the same time

[mowbrad86]

@Amborama - You are an idiot. That's like saying, me as a gay man pretending to do "straight" things... would that make me bi?! Idiot. Stupid how if a straight man does something gay-related, he's automatically GAY or BI. That is why I love The Bloodhound Gang. They're incredibly clever and Jimmy Pop is a lyrical genius.

[TurkeyFlesh]

Jimmy Is So Sexy ;]

[jayptheman]

damn this is a prime example of how AWSOME!! the bloodhound gang is i havent been able to find the video to this song but i finally did

BLOODHOUND GANG FOR LIFE!!!!

[peparoni]

I bet they had really really fun when they did this vid xD

[gerardwayrox1612]

man thong.XD

[tonyrexx]

If you listen to the carefully, Jimmy Pop is saying girls think gay guys are cute, so if he goes gay girls might think he's cute and they'll wanna do it with him.

[Obey414]

Wow umm... idk wat 2 say expect that was the most fuckin awesome funny video ever lol i still cant stop laughing.. also the most awesome song.. i love Bloodhound and when are they cming to Philly

[sr22gts]

I saw 'em in on South Street a few years back. Jimmy Pop invited the entire crowd to spit on him and stood there as they did. Then he went on to perform.

You can't imagine the smell.

[pittman517]

@sr22gts yea they did the same thing in atlanta lol that dude is messed up lol

[firepanzer]

All Day All Night All Gey All Right ! Bloodhound Gang Rox ! :D ^^

[lexibria]

Oh my fucking gosh. Thank you for putting this back on YouTube! I have been dying to see this video again, and since I'm only 14 and don't have a credit card, I can't order it off the site.

Bloodhound Gang is God's gift to the Earth. Before he kills us all for sining and stuff.

[ThEMarD]

Heyyo,

LOL! fucking awesome man. :P

[Amborama]

is that kid the drummer?

[elliott0]

yea i think at the time it was spanky G drumming

[tonyrexx]

No he has one of them diseases that makes you look and talk younger. He was born in 79'

[blodhh]

"Huray" xD

[VenusHeadTrap]

Jimmy: "Oh wowee zowee"

lol

[rawxkelxxrackxkel96]

wow, that's uh, wow.

idek how to respond to this.

great song.

[arcaneboy]

Holy crap, the infamous video found...