Sonic Sez - Attack on Pinball Fortress (Stupidity)

[jinxkittyart]

My school seems to make people stupider Jupiter (for example I go to it)

[TheChowderman]

5: don't drop out :v

[ShadowSoldior]

My school seems to make people more stupid.

[MLZHftw]

My school isn't stopping anyone from being stupid.

[TheofficialkateAO]

Haha i was watching this with my lil sis one time and i said for the last one STAY IN SCHOOL !

Sonic: dont forget 1 and 2

Me: fuck you sonic the hedgehog

[superfawful65]

4. Don't build a stupidity ray gun.

[Skullcrusher124]

I wonder if he learned things when he was a kid

[TheCartoonLoon]

Sonic, but you don't go to school?

[snakedeadly]

1. go to school

2. say "ray gun hit my PINGAS" to your teacher

3.don't forget 1 and 2

[ImAJ00guy]

Robotnik stayed in school. That's how he got his Doctorate, but he still got hit with his stupid-ray.

[MinecraftMineMaster]

1. Stay in school

2. Stay in school

3. PINGAS!

[gamefan6219]

"downtown there's three ways not the least of them mind stay in school" lolwut?

[owlblazek]

or should I say PINGAS!

[owlblazek]

mirror, mirror, on the wall, deflect the ray into his balls

[wtnowpikachum1]

MUST

STAY IN SCHOOL

[huskiesghost]

I'm so gonna use this on a troll XD Love Sonic!

[brawlindude2]

someow i knew he'd say stay in school..... -.- 

[funkymonkey1318]

I

at last bite you was stupidity and regardless finished show

yeah

oh well

downtown there's three ways not the least of them mind stay in school

to stay in school

don't forget what it did

Let this be a lesson to you, inner-city kids.

[snakedeadly]

@funkymonkey1318 Yep now this is why the CC should not exist LOL it's gona confuse the death people

[1stpltpkmnTR]

Fail To not be dumb

1 Check out the enclosed instruction book

2 pie

3 dont do what sonic sez

[Deimosthegreat]

Tails: But sonic, all three rules are the same.

Sonic: I know tails, I was making a joke.

[MaxChaplin]

"Stay in school... unless you can run fast and spin-jump, then you're set for life."

[Rainb0wDElta]

1. Don't be stupid

2. Don't be stupid

3. Chuck Norris

[despickett14]

BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

[Coolblue3680]

FFFF I FORGOT NUMBER THREE

[eyeofsauron1000]

4. Don't build and test a stupidity gun near the mirror

[Haloguy700]

@eyeofsauron1000 5. Don't get your brain removed through surgery.

[conan1412robloxian]

@Haloguy700 #6 be racist against homeschoolers

[96Nathan96]

Another way to not be stupid 1: DON'T GO INTO DR. ROBOTNIK'S BUILDING!

[Pinkgirl3060]

Press 7 and 8 for "TWO! Your stupid!"

[emeraldpython900]

@Pinkgirl3060 Sounds more like "too stupid" to me.

[Pinkgirl3060]

@emeraldpython900

Ur RIGHT! LOL! XD

[NintendoFreak29]

But Robotnik was hit with a stupidity ray gun. What doe's school have anything to do with it?

[playinandworking09]

staying at school doesn't always make you smarter, for some people you can't do anything about it -_-

[CaptainBasilisx1]

I think he wants kids to fail classes so they stay more years in school. He never did say anything about leaving school

[bcakapinky]

Those rules Sonic gave weren't rules at all. They were all the same rule. HERE'S what I think he should've said.

1. Stay in school.

2. Get a job!

3. Follow directions.

[DarkCheetah1]

eggman has an IQ of 300-350 yet he is still stupid at the same time

[O2Eater]

@DarkCheetah1 300 is his IQ, 350 is his weight.

[mslurr]

Dear Sonic,

back when your message first aired in 1993, I followed your advice because you are the shit. 18 years later, I'm still in school, paying tuition out of my ass to learn shit I already know, while still living with my parents and not having a job. Thanks!

[PuchikoNyu2]

@mslurr Why can't I thumbs up this comment?! D: Because I'm facing the exact same thing (well, about to... xD)

[Mrlman2001]

worst advice ever

[hoshidoragon]

Now Sonic, hypocrisy isn't nice... and I don't see YOU in school, mister. BI

[MKDude600]

sonic:

1. stay in school

2. stay in school

3. remember 1 and 2

4. get the shit annoyed out of you by me

[spyrofan3]

no sonic it's

1. stay in school

2. Dont be robotnik

3. Watch this show

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

There's three ways not to be stupid. One, stay in school. Two, staaaay in school. Three, don't forget one and two. Four, remember step one. Five, remember step two. Six, remember steps one through five, and stay in school while you're at it. Sonic Says!

[K2SonicFan]

@BitchcakesMcDoogle YOU WON!

[BitchcakesMcDoogle]

@K2SonicFan I WON!!! (Link CDi pose)

[lovemeordie83]

I a;ready graduated and now I'm university.

Am I stupid for not staying in school?

[absurdpolice78]

Robotnik have 300 of iq and he's stupid...

[rawwis1]

Yeah, like 3 is stay in school.1 AND 2 IS THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!Even he's stupid in a way.

[Oiaku]

WHAT DID YOU DO, SONIC?!

[Pooky1991]

I just graduated and I'm happy to be out and going to colledge, but I wouldn't for the life of me want to be in school foreverXD

[Nicholasdude187]

@Pooky1991 You mean college?

[bowserluigi446]

and 4 dont forget 3

[sonicguy0]

@bowserluigi446 and 5 dont forget 4 3 2 and 1

[Flametix]

Lol'd at Sonic's Repeated Youtube Poop at 0:20

[naruto9003]

Robotnik is stupid. But not as stupid as Dr. Eggman!

[naruto9003]

I am staying in school! It's summer!

[ilovesonic17]

i left school at 14 and got home taught for 2 years, now i'm nearly 18 and in college, i still find myself doing way better then some people.

[hhggllrr]

Did Sonic just reference Fight Club?

[Dean8Link]

why didnt they kill sonic when he got in?

[VampireKingDuz]

I know plenty of people who stayed in school who are incredibly stupid.

[flashfire505]

At last b

ite you was stupidity and regardless finished show

yeah

Oh well

downtown there's three ways not the least of them mind stay in school

to stay in school

Transcriptions are fucking amazing

don't forget what I did

[fatsoyoshi]

I guess Robotnick learned how to make all his high-tech junk without school. Wait a minute...

[NonstopRam]

I'm in College!

[xAyaLollikies]

He's obviously never heard of learning difficulties.

[AJNitr0]

0:20 Sonic just made his own Youtube Poop.

[kunstkr1tik]

so rule 1 and 2 are the same and 3 is 1 and 2 together ...

O.o stay in school to stay in school so you dont forget it ...

[jrp1234657]

AGHHHHH SHIT.... WHAT WAS RULE 1 AGAIN

[DiddyJakal]

@GP850mAh Beats me.

[Jkid101090]

B-but...I'm a drop out...My childhood hero must hate me!

[IEntertainers]

@Jkid101090 Not if you go back and get a GED!

[DannySubsYou]

@Jkid101090 XD

[Geekygirl456]

@TheEspea Yep

[jedihunter176]

There's 3 ways to troll:

1: Provoke the masses by acting retarded

2: Lure someone into snapping via means of a cleverly thought out plan

3: DON'T forget Rules 1 & 2

[Geekygirl456]

Alfred F. Jones Version:

1. Eat Hamburgers

2. Eat hamburgers

3. Don't forget 1 and 2.

[TheEspea]

@Geekygirl456 IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!!!! :D

[Geekygirl456]

@TheEspea - high five -

[WispyWoodsman]

God, I shouldn't have graduated.

[HarukaJoge]

Um, he didnt get stupidity from not going to school

[1994Prondy]

Wait...So Sonic is telling me I just have to STAY in school. Not reading or anything?

[TheoreticChaos]

Sonic's advice: "Don't forget rules 1 & 2." Too late for that Sonic...

[RocketBooster344]

3 ways to get stupid

1.listen to justin bieber

2.listento justin bieber

3.Doing 1 and 2

[lachproductions101]

LOL the subtitles

[lblakelhall]

sonics rite but, i hate school, also thats not all stupidity, theres a bunch of more stuff thats even more stupid in this world

[lachproductions101]

three ways not to be stupid

1. stay in school

2. dont do drugs

3. where a condom

[c3058872]

@lachproductions101 WEAR, ITS WEAR you idiot

[lachproductions101]

@c3058872 well nobodys perfect and i am pretty smart there is someone who got a 8 in my class for a easy test and he is 11 and i got like 26 which is good for my age(11)

[Firestar77777]

@c3058872 , PERIOD! Use a period at the end of a sentence... or some other fitting punctuation mark. D:

[147friedalotter5]

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[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@GP850mAh

Sadly, I did not. I still have a lot of school.

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@GP850mAh

STAY IN SCHOOL!

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

My 3 ways not to be stupid:

1. Go to school

2. Stay in school

3. Don't forget 1 & 2

[KinkyCreamPuffJ]

Duh.....What?

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

3 ways?

1-stay in school

2-stay in school

3-don't forget 1 & 2

The ways 1 & 2 are the same, idiot!

[megawillmonds]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi

It's supposed to be humor...

[IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

@megawillmonds

Um, OK. I wasn't paying attention. 

[ma1ikb]

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi duh

[Woozysmalls]

I love 3 things

1. Sex

2. Your mom

3. Having number 1 with number 2

[dashwarts]

@Woozysmalls Well, I go out of control sometimes and do 3 things.

1. Sassbacking

2. Trolls

3. doing number 1 to number 2.

[TheSonicBros]

LOL

[TheoreticChaos]

Rules 1 & 2, people...

[TehJonneh]

O LOL, SONIC, U R SOOOOOOOOO CLEVERRRRRR.

[notsocoolguy4001]

My 3 ways of not being studip

1. Don't be a troll

2. Don't post hate comments on awesome videos

3. Don't forget 1 and 2

[DiddyJakal]

@notsocoolguy4001 Does number 2 count for Justin Bieber music videos?

[SSBBFFA]

there's 3 ways to don't be stupid:

1. don't EVER listen to justin bieber

2.NEVER watch twilight

3. Don't forget 1 and 2

[TheSonicBros]

LOL

[CrystalShine299]

There are 4 ways not to be stupid.

1. Stay in school.

2. Don't leave a silly comment here saying this show sucks. Because it doesn't.

3. Don't get hit by a blast from Robotnik's stupidity ray gun.

4. Don't forget 1, 2 and 3.

[TehJonneh]

@CrystalShine299 YOURE DOING IT WRONG

[coltonshark]

Wat the fuck he came the he'll outta nowhere why did I watch this I mean my god

[KikiC423]

Staying in school doesn't garantee you won't be stupid. I know plenty of dumbasses who made it all the way through college. lol

[homor242]

NINTENDO BOOBIES!!!

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

1. Stay in School

2. ?

3. Profit.

[vdentjr]

@ThemanonlyknownasTom lmao! underpants gnomes FTW!

[zingarzahoy26]

0:22- 0:28 GOD DAMMiT!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SCHOOL!

[Joemamma69000]

Shit. I gotta throw away my stupidity ray now.

[OB1Cannoli87]

If Robotnik shot himself with a stupidity ray...Wouldn't he just stay the same?

[buzzrobby]

D'OH I forgot 3!

[Jammyt5]

Guess Sonic hasn't heard of home tutors.

[whatevers31]

@Jammyt5 satam sonic hasnt but every other sonic has

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Today was Senior Ditch Day at my school.

I guess they forgot 1 & 2.

[LavaSharkk]

thank god for number 3, for a moment I thought was going to forget 1 and 2.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

Turn the transcribe audio captions on, it'll blow yer mind.

[killette2]

Robotnik is still smarter than the transcribe audio.

[samiarts]

*stays in school affter its over*

teacher// erm. . . you can go home now its hometime ._.

me// but sonic said to stay in school :D

[AtlanticSpamHammer]

yes, rules 1 and 2 are very important.

[raptorinator]

@AtlanticSpamHammer Indeed.

[raptorinator]

First rule about 4ch- err... I mean... don't talk about 4___n. The second rule, don't talk about 4___n

[johntheant]

@raptorinator why are you censoring it -.-'

[raptorinator]

@johntheant Because you can't talk about it.

[johntheant]

@raptorinator why?

[raptorinator]

@johntheant RULES 1 AND 2 YOU MORON.

[johntheant]

@raptorinator lol i know i was just fuckin with you

[raptorinator]

@johntheant D:

[johntheant]

@raptorinator :3

[raptorinator]

@johntheant 3:

[johntheant]

@raptorinator hey you should see some of my spore videos ( this comment by be spam lol)

[DrHojo123]

transcribe Audio fail

0:25 Sonic- "Three dont forget one and two"

TA - "Don't forget what it did"

[ILuvKnucklesShadow]

Press the cc button :'''D

[agentcoolpie]

deffinetly dont go to work live on the streets as a hobo as u have no money but at least your smart

great lesson sonic 95% of children live on streets now

[cacamojadaman]

the real razon is DON´T SHOT YOU WITH A STUPIDITY GUN. XD

[Glitcher2000]

I'm 35 years old and still in school.

[Necrypt]

@Glitcher2000 You're probably the smartest person in the whole world in Sonic's book xD

[Kurutomic]

Downtown there's three ways not the least of them mind stay in school.

[BlueKeyAnimations]

Shut up Sonic, you never went to school!

[Pyrochris2139]

1.Stay in School

2.Stay in School

3.Dont forget 1 n 2

[CrystalShine299]

There are 4 ways not to be stupid.

1. Stay in school.

2. Don't leave a silly comment saying this show is crap. Because it's not.

3. Don't get hit by a stupidity ray gun that Scratch and Grounder fired.

4. Don't forget 1, 2 and 3.

[shadowkoizumi85]

XD I think sonic is stupid.

1. Stay in school

2. Stay in school

3. Don't forget 7 & 582

[browncoatsoldier37]

Wait I'm confused, how did Dr Robotnik become DOCTOR Robotnik if he didn't stay in school? I guess they hand out Doctorates to anyone where Sonic lives

[bioniclefan4life]

@browncoatsoldier37 He did go to school, but he used the intelligence he gained from it badly.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

What does staying in school have to do with being hit with a lazer beam...?

[numbuh53]

Sonic should really try telling that to the kids in Africa that don't have any schools.

[snes7767]

Tails, don't go around Dr.Robotnik, you might catch a stupid...

[halopuppy132]

and dont forget rule 34: It has porn of it, no exeptions

[Tatsuyoujo]

I dropped out and I'm not stupid.

[Revolucio1989]

If you got hit by a stupid-beam, though, it doesn't really matter how much studying you do.

[Tatsuyoujo]

@Revolucio1989 EXACTLY!

[fengkorberfer]

At 0:20 Sonic says your stupid. Lol.

[NekoValtz]

But staying in school has nothing to do with this sonic....

[DemonioPenguino]

4: Don't watch this show, because it's for stupid people who need a blue talking hedgehog to educate them.

[1997haxor528971]

Anyone know the reason Robotniks so angry? Its because he knows the enevitably his name will be changed to Eggman lol.

[Daluigi207]

at last bite you was stupidity and regardless finished show.

*Gets zapped*

yeah

oh well.

Google's transcribe audio feature is the best thing since bread.

[ENNTEERZ]

1.stay in school.

2.Obey the system.

3.Specialy dont forgot 2!!!!!

[Tatsuyoujo]

@ENNTEERZ OBEY or DIE!

[wiimasterzzz]

ha ha sonic

[MajoraProject]

ill remember 1 and 2..... but that dosent meen Ill do em! figuring out that loophole makes me pretty smart...

[login222222222222]

"I"

"at last bite you was stupidity and regardless finished show"

"yeah"

"oh well"

"downtown there's three ways not the least of them mind stay in school"

"to stay in school"

"don't forget what i did" <<<<< xDDDD I love automatic subtitles

[PirateNaziZombie]

Well that had nothing to do with the fact that Robotnik just became mentally insane.

[HarukaJoge]

@PirateNaziZombie I would so thumb up that

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Do I have to start running the closed captions through BabelFish? Seriously, even the subtitles need subtitles!

[kingvideogames]

I remember one but what was 2.... I FORGOT!

[cplover3009]

i was in school......... but it was too bad and now im home schooled. :P

[TheJmandude1]

@cplover3009 Same.

[mestarilapsi]

Nononono Sonic...

It's:

Rule number 1: Download this video

Rule number 2: Make YouTube Poop out of it (remember to make Sonic sound extra dumb)

Rule number 3: Put it into a video response for this video.

[link123175]

rule 1, Do not talk about B

rule 2 do NOT tak about B

Rule 3, Dont forget rules 1 and 2

[mestarilapsi]

@link123175 B is nice...

[didowexbox]

@link123175

Rule 34: *Reason this show stopped*

[link123175]

@didowexbox hey man thats not cool.