How to Play Brawl Like a Man (Episode 1)

[MasterofMizu]

My thoughts, "Wow, I am a manly player!"

Then rule 12... marth main :(

[CassioOfTheStars]

This guy sounds like goku

[Legatofan4ever]

lol so is the best marth player in the world the least manly in the world? Poor MikeHaze...

[BWGgy]

WTFITS? fuck.you.

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

How the hell do you beat someone as Olimar with no Pikmin!?!?

[Jailbird408]

Holy shit, this video's manliness made MOVIE MAKER awesome!

[Stevenbrandon55]

KIRBY IS NOT A GIRL!

[MrSouleater24]

I hate you fox is the best person on that game and I don't ues the blaster!!!!!!!!!

[alfi66261]

I totaly agree! On everything.

[kirbysuperstar5]

OK viewers, I posted a comment 6 MONTHS AGO and was amazed that I got Top Comment but do you all really think I care anymore if you reply to me saying the same thing almost EVERY SINGLE USER HAS?

Seriously, you guys are ALMOST as dumb as the Youtubers who reply to 1 YEAR OLD comments.

[Jailbird408]

@kirbysuperstar5 Only half as much, though.

[kirbysuperstar5]

@Jailbird408 1) I posted that comment 7 MONTHS AGO!

2) at least you didn't reply with 'you cant' like almost everybody else.

3) did you read the comment I posted 3 weeks ago?

[ninjaramengirl]

My best characters are Marth, Link, & Shiek :3

[LightierHiperSonic]

6. "Fight your own Battles"

But Ike fights for his friends...

[heavnhel]

wtf is a gammer?



[Mistermaster1099]

I shall meditate and memorize these rules.

Especially Rule 12: NO MARTH

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

how DARE you say Kirby's a girl!!!

[HyperCatLover]

What? You don't like Marth!? At least say why!!

[lews611712]

#5 exception. Never laughe harder

[WoodenZigzagoon]

This video series changed my entire gaming life. Even though I mostly play other games now apart from SSBB, mostly FPS and RTSs, I alter these rules to translate them into every game I play.

Sometimes it's easier, sometimes it's harder. But now my entire life is just that little bit happier now that I know HOW to have fun with the games I play.

[littlekitsune1]

I've always strived to Brawl like a man! I only hope the Sages smile upon me.

[MegaDBZBT3]

this is how im going to play all games now

[BOBbyakuya6]

marth is way more manly then metaknight. Lol i would practice the 3rd way if not for the ripping on marth so, i cannot bc im playing marth anyway lol

[Laterrieu]

that is bullshit, if ppl cant beat me is their fault not mine

[LawrenceCowden]

Wow, I'm not even gonna bother watching the rest of these.

[RavensNestStudios]

@LawrenceCowden Clearly you're just not manly enough.

[wxcvbn9292]

I lol'd at the exeption of the 5th rule.

[ZachMFen]

REAL MAN USE JIGGLYPUFF! >:D

[cheesepichu123]

Kirby's a MAN! ...no actually....just a baby....

[EWOODJ]

@cheesepichu123 Anime's not canon.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

Actually, Dr. Crygor built Wario's bike. I don't blame you for not knowing that, though... :p

[Deboogs]

I'm assuming this is trolling.

[DarkBonesDaku]

"Some of the manliest people I know.. Are actually women"

*Shows kirby*

[rkyle29]

How to Play Brawl Based on the Mixed Philosophy Following How a Person Chooses to Walk their own Path in Life Both Honorably and as Passionately as Possible Episode 6: The Case of the Honorable Lord Ike and his High level of Understanding the way Part 2 Wrath of Kahn

[shadowlink301]

KIRBY'S A GUY >:C

[jackass7561]

kirby's a boy sMaRt AsS

[JustSpawnKilled]

Kirby's a male...

[theblackprimus1]

all i ever play with is marth

[DqSxZePhYrZ]

@theblackprimus1 i miss roy

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[MegaloThunder]

I LOL'd at rule 12. I don't like Marth that much anymore, so I don't have much of a problem. I'll still use him when I don't feel like playing like a man. But anyways, awesome video :D

[SlamTheLabel]

so i become less of a man because a now play with marth unlike 4 years ago. Ok? Well i guess peach is still a manly character lol. Nothing like a fair to a side smash on a hot manly day to knock your opponent of the screen. Or how about a luigi bitch run attack. Always does the manliest of jobs. Manliest comes in all shapes in sizes??? Except marth.

[rainbowyoshi12]

I'mma following all these rules except for rule 12. Marth is freaking amazing.

[Minecrafter42]

Wait... So Kirby is manly, but not Marth?

That makes no sense....

[kokofrosty]

i was gonna follow this untill u said no marth

[StinInAction]

So no F.L.U.D.D. for mario, cause its alive. Mario needs to fight his own battles.

[Muffinstock]

Dang, cant be marth now.

[percyinthestyx]

One of the manliest songs of all time.

[percyinthestyx]

Do these rules count in Melee because my friend likes playing as Marth but doesn't have a Wii. And also I think it's a lot easier to play like a man when the CPU aren't so damn provocative.

[toron2haruto5]

ok what did that guy say that supose to be the wisest words?

[TheJplay22]

@toron2haruto5 I belive it was somthing like:

"Alright times up, lets do this! LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY, JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!"

[toron2haruto5]

i think kirby is a guy not a girl o.o

[theepiclemur]

i love how rule 12 is no marth, and he uses marth in most of the examples

[Remolizzo]

Playing as Olimar with NO PIKMIN is really difficult.

[StinInAction]

Is Mr. Game & Watch's 9 judge manly?

[devrayy]

@StinInAction NO :I

[NeoSwordsmanZ]

Just posted a video response/tribute I should've posted a long time ago. Hope you all like it!

[Vergilthenew]

I follow all of these rules... exept 12

[Robocop278]

sportsmanship..............FAL­CON PAWNCH!!!

[mrsmiley2or9]

i hope this doesn't stay the same for melee because when i first met jigglypuff in brawl i beat him with marth and didn't get hit once

[mrsmiley2or9]

@mrsmiley2or9 i mean melee not brawl

[MidnightFlower13]

Marth....

Best character ever.

Although Jigglypuff pwns all.

[kirbysuperstar5]

How can I play brawl like a man if Marth is my main?

[Hirothegood]

@kirbysuperstar5 Quit using Marth

[rkyle29]

@kirbysuperstar5 use Mega Marth

[juiey2]

@kirbysuperstar5

1. Keep using him

2. Learn ken combo

3. Learn countering EVERYTIME

4. Piss off all the n00bs that say marth is feminine.

5. If they say something else, you say that he got the hottest fire emblem girl ''Shiida''

There ya go son

[DeathlyKitten]

you dont, tool

[redeyedfox85]

@kirbysuperstar5 You'll never be able to play manly with Marth

[TheGaminGenius]

@kirbysuperstar5 MEGA MARTH! im sure uv seen episode 5 by now

[soul1112]

@kirbysuperstar5 You can't.

[Omegalucario98]

@kirbysuperstar5 You cant.

[StinInAction]

@kirbysuperstar5 I'm going to be like 1,035 other people and say, "YOU CAN'T!"

[hidomarusan77]

@kirbysuperstar5 NO!

[JetTheHawk93]

What if you violate rule number 10? Does that mean you have to self-destruct twice?

As for the exceptions to the rules... i think it's ok to violate all of them if you're fighting Marth... except of course rule number 12.

[bakuboy88]

Nothing is more manly than Leroy Jenkins

[TerrelTheHedgehog]

how will the pokemon trainer fight without pokemoon

[Kyros97]

Hahaha funny, although there are some rules that are true. Spamming should never be done cause its too predictable

[Alvamalex]

actually, kirby's a dude

[pokemon1012345]

I dont spam foxes moves i dont even use his combo cause it turns into a kick fest

does that make me a man?

If not i play with lucario more anyways -_-

[b11101212]

huh is kirby a chick?

[LightierHiperSonic]

Hey, is it manly to do a meteor smash? Cuz I do those all the time...

[SpiteJay]

...ya....so.... this is the best video on youtube; funny and true. Thanks man, I laughed till I wet myself, but I wanted to leave a comment before I go clean myself up.

[TheTBaron]

Very good video, enjoyed it from start to finish and subscribed.

[ifeanyiboy23]

But.....but.......Marth is awesome :-/

[CCAWT]

the aliest thing i ever sad is do a barell roll!

[athleticallan321]

Is this some sort of a joke?

[Lappyeable]

So, Brawl is srs bsns?

[IceColdClocks]

Aww... I thought I was a manly player but I play Marth almost all the time. D: Pfft

[ninjabreadman04]

i agree with these rules exept for #9. i mean that doesnt make any sense

[The2099spidey]

Kirby's a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????



[realchris1Returns]

That sage is very awesome

[Glitch5222]

The Main Theme from Requiem for a Dream is called Lux Aeterna.

[HnnhChan]

... I'm okay with everything... and I know Marth is not manly because he's .. really really gay xD but I play better with him.. Must I screw rule #12.. or Marth?? xD I think anwer's really obvious lol

[luvetohate]

this is pretty much how me and my bro play except not so extreme, another rule u should add is, no items or super smashes during a one on one

[SSBMaster11]

@ 5:21

Correction-"Hitting an opponent in Melee is always more manly than hitting them in Brawl"

[TehPipu]

some of these rules are just stupid, but some of them are very true

[bigberto707]

LERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY­Y JEIENKINSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[drmythbusters]

I can beat rule 4. Once me and my brother were playing i was link and i fired an arrow just as my bro picked up a bomb-omb. lets just say i encompassed rule one.

[ksargeant369]

i like the real name better

[NyscanRohid]

You hit all the nails RIGHT ON THE HEAD!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!  FOX MCLOUD IS FOR CASUALS!! (j/k) But still, the so-called hardcore pros are losers at life!!!

[jamesbond7477]

there is nothing wrong with sonic taunts except the your too slow taunt its SO ANNOYING ESPECIALLY if the person online that your battling with is a pro at using sonic.

[jamesbond7477]

5:03 yes it is thats spamming even if the move is manly or cool who gives a damn 3 or 4 times i could understand but some times people use falcon punch too many times.

[IYoshis7]

Yoshi is the manliest charcter in the world...

What isn't manly about a Dinosaur eating his opponets then turning them into eggs.

That be manly right Thar'

[TheRazormoon]

Actually Metaknight's the best overall character...

[MrSauberc9]

marth is the best overall character who would not use him

[reaperdeathgod1]

wait, so you're saying if you play as marth, you can suicide once, then continue play as marth?

[Williamsfan]

Muahahaha.

Yeah, always attack during Sonic's annoying, BS, hot-headed, cringeworthy, douche-baggish, uncool, ****-eating taunts.

[seelkadoom319]

Kirbys a male look into it.

[dmama73]

Laughed my ass off!

[london333houston]

Marth is manlier than C.Falcon.

[ElPINGAS9000]

What a dumbass

MY RULE: T-bag when down

Rape when nawt

THE END

[HeroXiao]

"Melee over range"

moar leik

"Melee over Brawl"

[smashbrolink]

@HeroXiao No, it's definitely "Melee over Range".

I prefer up close and personal to sniping contests.

[smashbrolink]

I'm still laughing over the "No Marth" rule.

Makes no sense, but doesn't make the video any less awesome.XD

[VincentVanOdin]

A real man doesnt need to be told all this bs about how to play like a man. Such opinionated garbage, less talk, more real instruction plz

[VincentVanOdin]

Sages in obviously all reside in their mothers' basements. 

[CoNf0oSeD]

But i like Marth, what's wrong with him?

[KiroShaoryuu]

This is actually a legit and very good advisory video of how to play like a man in brawl. Leroy Jenkins is a very wise.

[LunaticSaix]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOO­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINS­SSSSSSSSSS

[2ReachTheTop]

It's cuz of the tiara, isnt' it? xD

[xight101]

wait... what gender is Kirby?!

[tomaspepino]

kirby is man, in kirby 64 when u beat the game, the princess kiss kirby and make kirby blush .

[BeansInABottle]

WTF what's wrong with marth??? Sonic, Meta Knight and Fox are a few examples of douche characters but Marth is not one of them.

[lewa2000]

why no marth?????

[MegaSuperdude2]

@DairunCates I found a way to make Marth manly! Find the vid on my channel, the 12th decree is wrong!

[THEICEBRANDONGAMER]

Didnt japenese have to kill themselves back then for the same reason.....o.o

[chivas0915]

what does violations mean death mean

[chivas0915]

what does violations mean death mean

[JenniferReturn]

No Marth? Is it because of the gay jokes spread around about him?

D:

[123themysteryman789]

oh jjust to let u know im the inventor of the 4th way

[joshbennett99]

WRONG DUDE I CAN KICK EVERYONES BUTT WITH FOX LOSER

[shadeslay406]

@joshbennett99 Thumbs downed for being unmanly =P

[cheeseisgood17]

No Marth?! Man this video sucks. But... It's awesome!

[cheeseisgood17]

No Marth?! Man this video sucks.

[cheeseisbad1991]

no marth OMFG!

[rionnagasaki]

lol LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!

[shadowgoat130]

just some ?'s

1. Items?(what about toon links bombs)

2. what if your trapped by other opponents attack ect so you can't finish it

3. should you still try to finish with a bang even if your opponent is an inch from death and you wont be able to finish them in time

[98shahn]

I Believe that one of your wisest sages made me realize that being reckless is always manly but carefulness is always important

[pikalink2]

No marth? Crap i've wasted 4 months of adding him to my best char list on brawl

i demand a replacement!

any suggestions?

[OshSmoshBGosh]

I lol'd at Wrath of Kahn. :3 KAAAAAaAAAAAaaaaaAHHHNNNNN.

[dwaynedwayne1111]

hilarious funny thing is i play just like that unless its a tournment then i edge hog owell

[quicktooth1]

Sir. Salute. You.

[speedypaez]

why no marth?!?!

[luvtehcomix]

the only thing i can disagree with is that lucas is totally manly! he's no cpt. falcon, sure, but brawl portrayed him as way more of a pussy than he is. in mother 3, his whole life gets torn to shreds by porky, and what does he do? he stops crying, stands side-by-side with his friends and fights to save the damn world. if that's not manly, i don't know what is.

[Jonruy]

Love it. Excellent editing in the opening.

[Superstar6060]

The transcribed audio is so wrong

[ChibiWaira]

"I AM A MAAAAAN!"

...lolinkara.

[animaemaster01]

kirbys a guy though lol XD

[Yoshillerfan200]

WHY NO MARTH PLZ ANSWER!!!!

[UndefinedAbsolution]

12. No Marth. This is pretty self explanatory.

I. Laughed. For. Hours.

[kenny102792]

i was not expecting LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!

[olimond]

what?! no Marth?! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION ಠ_ಠ

[Lordoftheghostking28]

I'm a girl.

[SoraRoxas111]

@Lordoftheghostking28 EVEN BETTER... wait... uhhhh... LOOK A DISTRACTION

[Blitkun]

Never attack during a taunt. That's deep.

[Shenaniganwhat]

If playing how I want to play regardless of how I get whined at isn't manly then to hell with gamers today. I will edge-hog, footstool you, taunt, camp, suicide spike, gimp, and more cause guess what Money gets me manly essentials.

[dRevan64]

Is Pikachu manlier than Fox?

[Firegodot]

5:55 sooo.... is manly playing as the pokemon trainer??? i mean, he uses pokemon instead of attacking himself so...

[carsonronzoni]

ok, at the beginning of this, with when you were showing girls, why did you put kirby?!!!!!!!! ok, you know what? youre a girl!

[Blackwingedbeauty]

many gamers nowadays have no honor _ _

[nyoki44]

but i NEED marth!!! :(

[BonJoviFanboy]

Here is the unsaid rule 13. A real man, will use a lower tier character, if that character is more manly. For example, NO METAKNIGHT EVER!!! There is no honor in a win with MK. A man uses low tiers to prove that he can with any character so long as he fights like a man. The final point of this rule is that, when in doubt ALWAYS USE CAPT. FALCON.

[JCMat11010]

Would ganging up in an overkill pit player be unfair? He plays by his own code. he's about as much a sore winner as a n00b.

[afghanimal519]

How to play brawl like a man:

Step 1: Don't

[DragonofEternity]

I feel like doing a dub of these videos soon, have you got the videos with the music but not the voices?

[alexhackett93]

leroy jenkins what an achievement (try it on brawl)

[PTp1ranha]

I took notes. Next time I brawl online I've got to be sure to keep these rules in mind.

[extremegamemaster]

94 people thinks rule 12 is unfair and bullcrap.

[MrGeneralGOW]

Games should be made to have fun. And others should be made to have fun winning. If anyone is so competitive that they can't have fun if they don't win, than they are a toddler on steroids with no friends or parents.