Homecoming advert

[TheFreefa11]

this is a fucking joke sean connery is a fucking joke cunt has done nothing for Scotland dose not pay taxes or live here and a talentless bastard most of thes people dont live here now and why bcasuse Scotland is a failing shit hole thats strugling to keep its 1st world status we are so close to being 3rd world its a joke

Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY.

[Irishborne]

Ironic. I'm Half half between Irish and Scottish, but on the Irish side, when my family came to America the Americanized version of our Irish name, Haughey was Hoy, and somebody asked me if I was part asian. Ignorant prick made me angry.

[Cybopath]

@Irishborne

I'm afraid most Gaelic names are Anglised even within Ireland and Scotland, even a name like O'Donnel is Anglised.

[skyriderize]

Good on U Scots. William Wallace reigns supreme & Meteoric.

[bainy1990]

Scotland the brave, Scotland the true.

[alexmeeszymidget]

Lulu is an asshole because she doesn't even sound Scottish, as soon as she gets over the border, she changes her accent!

[254OOPS]

@alexmeeszymidget I would do her up the arse hole though lol xx

[alexmeeszymidget]

@254OOPS Ew, I didn't need to know that.

[Rascasseman]

Scotland - great nation definitely.

But this advert and the whole Homecoming 2009 was an embarassment. What a waste of OUR money at a time of a terrible economic situation. Thanks a lot Alex Salmond. Thanks a lot you fat worthless cunt.

[bufjackson]

@Rascasseman Don't hold back, tell em how you really feel.

[TheFreefa11]

@Rascasseman blame London for Scotland being shit not alex hes done more for us than any english party ever in the Scottish parliament

we need actual scoish partes with no ties to london the only one is the snp you vote for any one ese and you have an english party and english rule thin about it whats the point n the parliament if its an english party and remember Wendy Alexander possibly the most retarded politician ever i have worked in her house and she is thick 

[lasswithclass]

Dougie Maclean wrote the song and he rocks he talks about it here when he wrote it on a beach in his 20's between bands and was homesick I believe he was in Ireland...but wow this is how I feel being misplaced in the states, not born there as I wanted to be, but 100% Scot non the less. Cool advert, I will come home one day!

[AmyMacDRocks]

Yay, Amy Macdonald :D

[cnaptakmockba]

'Great Sean Connery', don't make me laugh as he left Scotland long ago he is only sniffing around because hes close to death...

[thetodge]

Harsh but fair.

[Cybopath]

I like how people get on at Connery because he left Scotland. Guess I must not love my parents seeing as I left home.

[yulaw3]

@Cybopath bunch of bassshtardsssshh!

[Skreech]

@Cybopath Theres leaving home and then theres leaving the country to dodge paying any tax to your 'beloved' country

[Cybopath]

@Skreech

Funny the tax we pay goes to the UK not specificly Scotland. Tax we pay goes to London MP's pockets, the outdated royal family and of course to job dodging scum, who the hell wants to pay for that anyway. I'd rather pay money directly to Scottish parties or Scottish charities kinda like em oh yea Sean Connery.

[muzzawelsh]

@Cybopath " I'd rather pay money directly to Scottish parties or Scottish charities...." thats rather prejudiced and for that comment alone i hope i ain't from the same country as you. pro liberata .

[Cybopath]

@muzzawelsh

Why's that fruitcup? As aposed to paying British Tax towards Middle Eastern Wars and London MP's?

I hope so too I trust my population wouldn't write such backtracking weak arguments.

[scatmando]

Alex Salmond what a fud.

[robertmeikle2]

fair enough this is a good video but they copied my idea because i made a video and it was that good sombody passed it on to visit scotland so please watch my video if u r a true scot and u can even check the date

[MrSy82]

im scottish and fucking hate it, we're shite at everything

[scatmando]

Im a jock and we are shite at alot of things but I love being a Scot, maybe you should move to Brazil with that exiledjacobite fud. Americans are really good at most sports, but would you rather be a yank than a Scot ? I doubt it, but your post was very funny.

[jamescraven1234]

i think you are both fuckin ass holes im from scotland & i dont want independence i like being brit RULE BRITANNIA

[scatmando]

Alex Salmond, what an absolute fanny.

What does he actually do that is good for me, you and Scotland?

[exiledjacobite1]

He´s going to lead us to independence and make people like you regain the self respect your ancestors - who fought and died for Scotland - were born with.

[scatmando]

Listen here exiledjacobite lol, can you tell me where it is you bide? If you are so proud to be a Scot why dont you live here? Im the most proud and passionate jock you could meet, so get of your foreign high horse and have a word with yourself. Ya fanny.

[exiledjacobite1]

You seem to be fond of the word "fanny". I suppose there must be something in your pyscho that relates to it. Like millions of Scots, I live overseas and act as an ambassador for our country unlike deadbeat moaning unionists like you . All you can do is fire abuse and use foul language. Try logical argument and people and I might actually listen to you. Greetings from Brazil. We´re popular here as a Scotsman helped the country to independence and another introduced fitba!

[scatmando]

Listen up superdooperScotsman, foul and abusive langauge you are having a laugh, Ive heard more foul langauge from your great friend Alex Salmond when he joined in a little tartan army ditty at France 98 about the English. You sound like the kind of Scotsman Billy Connoly would take the mickey out off. I travel the world with the tartan army as an ambassador for Scotland, and I can assure you that they do more for the name of Scotland than you or any of your crooked Scots msps ever could.

[exiledjacobite1]

The last time I saw the so-called Tartan Army at first hand was in Switzerland about 15 years ago and they were a drunken disgrace. Some ambassadors they were - shouting, swearing, spewing and peeing everywhere. I would be proud to be "the kind of Scotsman Billy Connoly (sic) would take the mickey out off" as he represents the kind of fearty Scot who waves the flag but doesn´t have the guts to want to see Scotland assume responsibility for her own affairs. Sounds a bit like you scat man!

[scatmando]

Im not a unionist, and Im certainly not a Rangers fan who sings rule britania at every ground in Scotland, but you have your opinion of me and here is mine of you, You are the kind of prick that Im glad to see the back off, so enjoy Brazil and all those street boys, you great ambassador for Scotland that you are. Fucking Bellend. Away and take your mad veiws to somebody who gives a fuck.

[exiledjacobite1]

Dear Unionist Mr Scat Man, Haven´t you got anything better to do than send abusive messages to someone you don´t know? Why not learn to make a point and write and spell properly before sending any more diatribes? Odd that you should associate Brazil with "street boys". Most people associate Brazil with girls but perhaps girls are not to your taste, Mr Scat Man. I suppose your name exposes your real taste and explains the filth and stench that spews from your mouth.

[scatmando]

Answer the questions below arsehole, as these are the issues that Scottish people would like an answer for. Lets face it you are half way round the world and you dony have a Scooby what is going on here back HOME.

[scatmando]

exiledjacobite, you are nothing but a plastic Scotsman, I asked you for an answer to the questions most Scots would like answered, but surprise surprise you cant give me one. If you can call me a unionist then I can most certainly call you a prick or a plastic Jock whatever takes your fancy. Anyway plastic jock you sent me the 1st abusive message so go and throw shite at yourself. You dont know me either arsehole, so get of that high horse. Wanker.

[scatmando]

Sending abusive messages to someone I dont know, lol. If I think Alex Salmond is a fanny, then who gives you the right to assume Im a unionist and send cheeky messages to me? People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. Get back to me when you can answer the questions that I asked below, until then, shut the fuck up. I m married and I dont like boys or men, and my name is associated with jazz singing. You know absolutely nout about me you just open your mouth and the shite just pours out. Fud.

[scatmando]

Answer the questions ya fucking arsehole.

There are more things than Indepedence we have to worry about. But you know fuck all about this as you are a plastic Scotsman and a first class Cunt.

[scatmando]

Ok I have managed to keep my langauge in check so can you answer me these questions that many ordinary Scottish folk want answered.

1. When will the trams in Edinburgh be finished?

2. How much will it be overbudget? Coz lets face it they will be overbudget.

3. How can they say it will get more of the public to use public transport?

4. Do you like the Scottish Parliament building, and do you think it was money well spent?

I look forward to your reply.

[scatmando]

Introduced football to the Brazillians, I dont know if thats true, but we certainly didnt teach them how to play it.

[scatmando]

Im still waiting on your answers for the questions that I put before you. Independence is NOT the be all and end all. Plastic Scotsman

[exiledjacobite1]

Hey Scatty,

Stop bombarding me with your abusive filth. I came to this site because I was nostalgic for Scotland not to have a slanging match with the likes of you and your fellow unionists who are all the same - incapable of any reasoned argument.

[scatmando]

Im going to keep bombarding you because you are a fucking idiot, who gives you the permission to call me a unionist you fucking arsehole. You are a prick of the highest order........ Nostalgic for Scotland? Dont make me fucking laugh ya halfwit. you know absolutely fuck all about my great country and what the people of Scotland really want. Bombard you with abusive filth, I would like to give you a good fucking slapping if I could get any where near you. You started this slanging match Cuntybaws

[scatmando]

Did you wake up and smell the coffee today? And then realise what a 1st class arsehole you are.

Brazils loss but Scotlands gain, getting fucking muppets like you to move as far away from HOME as possible. As for your bit about Scots soldiers not dying for the English in the war on terror, kinda sums you up, you are fuck all but a bigot and you are exactly the same as the Rangers fans that you despise on your home page.

What an absolute CUNT you are and I would love to give you a good kicking.

[scatmando]

Do you see all the thumbs down to your comments?

It seems like your negative tirade against the great people of this country has come back to bite you on the bum, but that is no surprise to me as you are a first class arsehole. I us decent jocks can tell an imposter miles off. See you later plastic Scotsman. I will let you know how the Independence vote goes, ya prick.

[scatmando]

See what you started with this comment.

Never again question a mans respect for his country, just because you disagreed with me, This smart arse wanky comment really wound me up, so thats why I have given you pelters ever since. led

[bigchappy1970]

i am an independence advocate

i love scotland

alex salmond is a right fanny though

[tonyscot1]

Scotland would be a great place to live if we started speaking Gaelic again if the neds stopped being neds.

[InThMiddlOfAGunFight]

haha. Very well put. Unfortunately, if you told them that, they may beat you up.:P.

[LOMANDYO]

sadly no chance freind.

[ulrich2007]

i agree with that we need to get back to our roots

[mkenyon1978]

Who's the girl talking on the end, from1:45onwards?

[DLTIVDLT]

Lulu Kennedy-Cairns

[civms47]

Sandi Thom...

[revendarkness]

its amy mcdonald

[civms47]

Nope, it's Sandi Thom.....

[revendarkness]

my apoigies all these scottish lassie look alike lol

[kuneckid05]

fat, round and brain-less

[mairinicolaable]

yes the clan chiefs, were the corralories of the current property speculators...just some folks who sold out their land mates...in exchange for some "titles" losers...is there a reason why paolo nutinii is not included in this...i like some of the others, sean connery, amy macdonald, but i can't help but wonder...and now doesn't want to sing it...was he too good ? threatening to folks perhaps?

[marky45]

Saor Alba!

[LOMANDYO]

I think you hit it right on the nail mate,well said

[jeanpierrepiche]

Vive l'Ecosse!

[genie02]

Being scottish is a privledge im very proud. i hope one day we are free again.

[calmagill]

scotland is my home contry we both seen the best times and the worst that leave deep wounds

but we stil have got our beauti

[vijbh]

I've lived in Scotland, and loved it - it is a beautiful place. But Scottish nationalism/ patriotism is deeply embarassing - always seeming like the Scots feel a need to convince everyone how proud they are as if pride is a measure of greatness.

[lcm043]

im scottish, and proud as ever

[JStivala1]

We The Scots do not need to prove anything to anyone we have done enough of that through history our inventors and inventions etc have paved the way for modern man. We have nothing to be embarressed about and only a non Scot would be nieve enough to say that

[weesteven94]

proud to be a scot

[underthejacaranda]

Yes Scotland has some real shitty parts (which country doesn't). I've been in Australia for 3 years now and this song always makes me greet because I still love it and all my family and friends who live there. ALBA GUBRATH!

[wwwNooBcom]

The courtry side and mountains are the greatest on earth tho, even if they arnt the biggest

[thegranitebison]

i was born american but my family is wealthy in scottish blood. i like to think of our time here as a brief haitius, since im moving to scotland in september to live with my girlfriend. theres no words to describe how much i love the old country. damn hanoverians couldnt keep us out forever!

[coolcelt]

It was the clan chiefs who evicted people from their lands, not Hanoverians.

Greedy scum who thought more of money than their own people.

[zippy999]

Nail hit on the head

[thegranitebison]

agreed, i was caught up in a moment lol..its an aweful tragedy, though, either way you look at it.

[scatmando]

I heard your wife is a deadringer for our Subo.

[scatmando]

I bet she has made more dough in the past hour, than you have made your whole life. I bet you would give her 1 after a few snakebites, then again how funny would it be if she gave you a KB and told you to fuck off.

[oorkenc]

let me tell you that i love u scotland!!!!!!!!!!

listen to paulo nutini - caledonia. amazin!!!!!

scotland forever

[TheBuchanan007]

Being a Australian now living in Scotland l found that this song is so patriotic. With the Scots being a very proud race of people this song really sums up all the feeling that they have for this wonderful country.

[izy56]

Ooh nice to see good o'le Dougie!

He's such a fantastic singer!

[dibfsidhfiusdjoisdfj]

I love scotland. Living in edinburgh and being a part of the scottish passion is (in the words of irn bru) phenominal. I just watched scotland lose out to ireland in the rugby but is couldnt be happier, because i saw scotland give it there all against (in reality) one of the best teams out there at the moment. Cant w8 to see what they do against the englist. COME ON SCOTLAND!!!! ALBA GU BRATH!!!!

[jonkent69]

If Scotland was actually like that, I'd be rushing home this minute! LOL Let's see the rougher side of Scotland because that's got great appeal as well. Of course we Scots are always homesick but living there is a totally different story. My God I love Scotland and all the Scots. Bunch o' chancers that we are!

[jc333jc]

I couldn't agree with you more.

Seemingly since I've been away the place is festooned with crack hoors, neds and jakey's.... and I'm told that arse stabbings have become a bit of a hit...LOL. Enough of this watery eyed romanticism .:-)

I'll be back this weekend to sort the bloody thing out!

Shortbread, seafood, pipers and good whisky is what we need!... Oh and a lump of sterling. (they've even put Adam Smith on their banknotes FFS!) :-P

[ianmann64]

If the Scottish all went home in 2009, who would man the Empire?

[nel63a]

wish I could be there.....ohhhhh just to be home agian

[fridayjonesbaldwin]

i like the homecoming spoof version better it's hilarious......more entertaining

[VistaKid1993]

Alex Samoand is a human like the rest of us and he likes the video big whoop. who really cares about what he says apart from the independence thing. get rid of england and every Scot will come home.

[MiniMidgetMonster]

why did the edit sandy tom out of it

[GlasgowKiss101]

Shite - Where the hell is Sheena Easton, Peter Manuel, The Krankies, the cast of River City, Christian or Wee Burnie McHobbit - that wee dwarfy one from Lord of the Rings?

[davidgrahamscott]

Peter Manuel! Ha! Now that would be something!

[scatmando]

Great post, very funny.

Merry Xmas when it comes.

[K1M13ERL37]

Stop arguing! Its just a scottish advert to celebrate new year for us and to encourage u all to come to scotalnd whats the point of arguing with tht if u wnt to argue tke it onto ur own profiles or sumthin!

[smitherz2329]

it's nothing to do with new year

it's the 250 year anniversary of Rabbie Burns' birth

[TAILSEMM]

The advert is only being broadcast in Scotland so why would it make tourists come here?

[kd4sfd]

No, I've seen it a couple of times on morning news shows in the US.

[pedromcghee]

"YOU questioned Connerys commitment to Scotland. Which should never be questioned."

Why not I am entitled to Question anyone I wish

When was the last time he was in Scotland? (his part of the vidio wasent evern shot in scotland) if he is so patie committed to Scotland why was he not on the 1st plane to Glasgow airport on Jan the 1st and be the figurehead for the year of the homecoming that you and Alex Samoand is making him out to be

[Zidean007]

i never made him the figurehead for the Homecoming, i said he was a huge boost to Scotland, I think he is a figurehead of Scotland, not of homecoming, sometimes the use of pretty flowery langauge doesnt work with the dregs youtube has to offer. I dont think you can question Connery, why pay tax in a country you do not live in? People have to look at what they are saying then make an informed choice, no come on and start hacking away at one of Scotlands finest exports.hes done more than most 4 S

[pedromcghee]

one of Scotlands finest exports.best thing we did was get shot of him

[Zidean007]

I havent always had a job since leaving school, but i did go to university, now pay a hell of a lot in tax but i dont mind as it goes albeit partly to the needy, it pays for schools, hospitals and other services. So Im conent. YOU questioned Connerys commitment to Scotland. Which should never be questioned. I pointed out hes done more than just about any1 else. U disagreed and became childish talking of yourself. Get a life. I pointed out that you may have helped ppl but who cares. Connerys King

[pedromcghee]

Well if indeed you did go to university I would have thought that you would be able to have a debate and use a bit of decorum and refrain from using gutter language and calling people fucking Idiots when you know he haw about them.

[Zidean007]

yeah, seems youve been unemployed for a long time. Im sure the charities in india really benefitted from you, oh an Canada a marvellous country, im sure it really needed u. As for you, you may have been part of a team that raised a million for the west of Scotland, but i managed to get a 1million donation to Chas by just asking Sir Tom Hunter. All by sitting and writing a letter. Oh and what is Street kids? A performing troop? or do you mean homeless kids? Seems your a waster to me.

[pedromcghee]

Ok so I put in over 10 years graft for different organisations in my own time at evenings and weekends. You sit on your a** and do a letter so your better than me. Just had to get that rite.

And Sir Thom Hunters commitment to Scotland isnt in Question.

And can I ask how you define a waster I would really like to know

O and FYI I have had a job since leaving school and been paying my tax unlike some

[KNQuail]

Who is the singer in the white top, with the long black hair? I like her voice. I like them all, actually! Makes me long to visit my ancestral homeland.

[sexynik89]

the one at the beginnin? thats amy macdonald

[pedromcghee]

Sandy Thom

[KNQuail]

Thank you

[Zidean007]

does he stay here naw, so what tax would he pay???? Ure an idiot. Hes probably increased tourism to scotland creating more money than he would pay in taxes, hes charitable and he promotes the best in scotland. Get over the pettiness of any argument against him. Hes fucking brilliant. If people would do even a millionth of what he does for scotland we really would be the best nation on the planet.

[FermanaghPort]

It's a good video, but why is there no one from the armed forces singing? There are movie stars, music stars, Olympians etc What about Scottish soldiers who fight so bravely to defend the freedoms and liberties that the Scottish people and the rest of us enjoy as part of the UK?

[scatmando]

Good point mate, and I bet they can sing better than Chris on your bike Hoy.

Scotland forever.

[andrewbnkjv]

Independence can only happen with a separate and Free economic currency and limited Government.

Go Scottish independence.

[Zidean007]

Well connery has done more than anyone in the fucking world to promote scotland, never changing his accent and his many charities he has been funding quietly for years. He is Mr Scotland. Fuck you Pedro, what the fuck have you done with your life. "FUD".

[pedromcghee]

i have payd my tax has he ?

[pedromcghee]

You dont know fuck all about me so how can you Question what I have done in my life ?

If you Reilly want to know I have worked with Street kids in India, have done summer camps in Canada and US I have ran a youth club for kids with Autism and for Death Young People . Fundraised over £1m for Charitys and Community Groups in the West of Scotland.

So you want to ask me again what I have done with my life

[pedromcghee]

You dont know fuck all about me so how can you Question what I have done in my life ?

If you Reilly want to know I have worked with Street kids in India, have done summer camps in Canada and US I have ran a youth club for kids with Autism and for Death Young People . Fundraised over £1m for Charitys and Community Groups in the West of Scotland.

So you want to ask me again what I have done with my life

[pedromcghee]

Sean Connery MSP for the bahamas FUD

[insomnia1000]

You call sean connery a fud. Hes not a MSP , and has never claimed to be one.You on the other had were in amsterdam , many of the tartan army remember what you did in the red light district. you have a nerve.

[JStivala1]

yes and left a bunch of money there also so get a life

[pedromcghee]

@insomnia1000 prove i was in the red light district