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  • i lke mcCain but i do think that this is funny

  • the day you die should be a holiday

  • lol

  • very funny

  • This is just plain disgusting. Saying he's old and dying. Please shut up. I have seen some leftist crap over the years but nothing as stupid as this advertisement. Please just stop.

  • IT'S A JOKE, get over it!

  • WTF shutup

  • woooohoooooo obama suck it mccain and luke!!!!

  • All of you liberal puss bags should shut up. McCain has done more in the senate, military government then osama, i mean oBama will ever do. You cant talk this hes going to die crap and shove it b/c everyone fogot about obamas soon to be failed policies and his lack of experience, his association with terrorist. Yes its true dont deny it. And i feel like leaving off here until one of you mislead liberals comments me saying some BS

  • YAY McCain WON!!!!!!!!

  • Obama won you cunt! (G7TQPNYXJ)

  • better watch what u say. you fuckin pile of shit

  • Seriously, watch what you say. Trying to put down Obama while sitting on your computer chair in some random house in Kentucky is not going to make a difference. When your mommy told you everyone was special, she lied.

    And just because Obama won does not mean you should jump on every McCain/Obama video and say that you hope Obama dies.

    As you should realize, hoping that the president of the United States dies is pretty stupid. If he does get shot (unlikely), you'll be the first person to ask.

  • mcpain sucks obama won so haha retarded mcpain fans

  • Russia is afraid of the US.But they love to shake their fists and throw fits and make a lot of noise.This problem with Georgia is about oil and gas. Russia wants to control the pipelines into Europe so they can boss the Europeans around. But Georgia has a pipeline running through their free country that the Russians cant have. So the Russians are trying to take it by force.We need to hope we don't get someone like Obama as a president who will just surrender and let the Russians control Europe.

  • fuck mccain

  • fuck ur mom

  • fuck you!

  • he sucks hahah motherfucker u losseeee!

  • LOL Mcain is totally a DUMBASS!!

  • if mccain won he woulda had a heart attack and sara palin woulda taken over and we would be doomed!

  • lmao!

  • Thanks everyone for making this our number 1 video

    we loves ya

    from mitosis

  • thats so stupid just cause hes old dont mean hes going to die look at people grandparents im sure a lot of them are older then him and still leaving you dumb asses

  • Wow...that's great.

  • amazing...no really......no im serious

  • rofl.

    this is amazing!

  • so many fanboy videos! McCain sucks Obama sucks!

  • he sucks and stinks no vote for ass hole you hear me no vote for them ass holes

    fuck him

    fuck him

    ass hole fat buffalo

  • FUCK MCCAIN!

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  • We did it you guys! OBAMA WON! LETS PARTY!

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  • thats why he won yeah obama

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  • rofl.

    *highfive*

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  • Mccain or pallin im still voting for them

  • John McCain. A broken man.

    Not supported by a conservative, I assure you.

    Lifeboat America is over. Welcome to the Third World Order.

  • 100 years war because these fucking dicks blew up the twin towers and then danced in the street

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  • dumbass

  • LOL

    mack attack is back

    lol

    hahahahha

    XD

    fuck mccain!!!

  • bomb, bomb, mccain! another warmonger, like bush

  • whats wrong with bush? the twin towers were blown up,and hussein threatend us. thats a good reason to fight.

  • and who blew up the twin towers? Exactly

  • u r a racist IDIOT! UR IGNORENT AND STUPID! U HAV NO REASON TO TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WIN UR A FAG!

  • Was this supposed to make sense? Who was talking about a black person? It looks like your the ignorant one.

  • What? whats wrong with bush? come on are u blind? he is the devil...a big liar

  • im still waiting 4 a reason... i dont think u have one.

  • my god. both of these guys suck!!!

    Barack NObama

    and John McCain

    both suck!!

  • couldnt agree any better

  • You guys get the update? Democrats vote on Tuesday, Republicans vote on Wednesday. Wierd how they make republicans wait like that!

  • sorry but this is pretty fuckin lame

    its only 72 which if he gets president he wont be the older GOD

  • yeah dont vote for Mcain he sucks

  • ha ha ha! lol don't vote mccain!

  • why didnt he blow up???

  • die alreayd you old ass

  • i sure hope someone abandoned him((;

  • whats why democrats are so stupied, because of people like whoever made this

  • And you can't even spell stupid, right? Ha, so ironic.

  • mrsnickj19, I translated the statement you made into English, and I'm a Democrat. You have to be near-genious to translate that garbled mess you wrote into something comprehensible.

    It is well-known that Democrats have much higher IQ and education levels than Republicans.

  • what?

  • Take a look at the company Obama keeps..he's been palling around with all these persons of interest: Wright, Rezko,Davis, Farrakhan, Akmedinajab and of course Ayers and if Ayres is forgiven because "His crimes are in the past",then why not open the prison doors? All their crimes are in the past, and they've served time for their crimes - Ayers hasnt. Plus he's being endorsed by HAMAS and IRAN. He is a sell out, and an arrogant racist that will throw us all under the bus like he did his grandma.

  • Why is he racist, because he's not some rich old white bastard who's only focus is on the benefit of himself and the precious upper class citizens? You need to wake up, the republicans are talking a lot of shit right now about how this country needs change, but their ignoring the fact that it was under the head of their party that the country ended up like this in the first place. Fuck rich old white bastards like Mccain, their the real racists.

  • g6reaper, the President is only the executive in government.the Dem congress and Clinton are the ones that got things so fucked up.what made them think in 1996 with majority house, senate and pres all Dem and before you can blame Bush, it was a good idea to force fanny and freddie to make loans to people that lacked the skill sets to ever make good on them..it was a recipe for failure..the two party system has failed!its not about some old rich white fuckers, its about some young lazy fuckers.

  • buzzmaxwell, did you happen to notice the extreme debt spending and dollar devaluation from the Bush administration and Neocon congress? This helped lead to a 460% increase in the price of oil, which helped increase debt-loads, which helped lead to foreclosures and a rapid decrease in retail spending.

    Don't be a fool, try observing reality instead of crying about Bill Clinton, the administration which warned the Bush Administration about the attacks which they chose to ignore.

  • Monkeyboy, I may be a fool, but it is easy to see that Bush will take the blame for 911 when in fact a bunch of Islamofacists flew planes filled with innocents into buildings filled with innocents and they would have killed your sorry ass if it had been in there..i am guessing you had the word to stay clear and only the imperialist dogs were crushed in defeat on that day.

  • yea.. America gets what she deserves for supporting the occupying Israeli Zionist scum..oops the Zionists were thrown out of their homeland first, but that doesn't matter..they are still scum and America and Satan Bush must die.god you people suck so fucking bad..talk about ungrateful pieces of shit! Defend our enemies and you are our enemy..free speech will protect you, but it also shows us who you are.don't get me wrong, i will still fight for your rights while i still fight for what is right

  • MCcain ha the flab around his cheeks next time u c him

    look its FUNNY AS HELL THEY GIGLE WHEN HE TALKS

  • cause the fucker is disabled you retard!he's not gonna play hoops with obama in the whitehouse basement and shit.. he can barely move his shoulders and his legs are still fucked up from the VC torturing his ass 35 years ago..with a bayonet..not some fake shit waterboarding..real shit like torture..why don't you idiots grow up.educate yourselves...get a fucking clue..watch his jaws jiggle?? wtf?

  • im glad, sadly they shouldve killed him.

  • exactly, he's in such shit condition he shouldn't BE president

  • we all know that Obama is going to win. and besides, why would you want mcCain for president!? hes gonna die like 3 days after being put in office... then palin is gonna be president and nobody wants her because that stupid bitch has no clue of what is going on in the world! all she can think about is how cute her children are!! She would probably plant flowers thinking it would solve global warming... :/

    vote Obama yall :)

  • dude you know nothing about polliticts when obama is elected if he is he is going to get assassinated and then biden will be prez and then he is going to use all of his money to give to chairity and take some of the governments money and probably pull all of the troops in iraq go fuck urself obama oh wait u already did

  • nonsensical SharxCtrl, please write something English-speakers can understand.

  • YEAH THATS THE GAYEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!

    GO JOHN McCAIN!!!!

    YOU ARE HECK OF A LOT BETTER THAN GAY OBAMA!

    even if obama wins, john mccain will be better cuz hes not gay like obama... or a fag like obama.

  • Fuck the 70 year old but flap. Your just another attacker. Attack attack attack thats all you do, well fucking start talking about john mccains plan to save this country well? If you like this Old trash that you dream about raping then aswer that qustion.

  • WHY WOULD I WANT A CORPS FOR PRESIDENT?

  • Because he's not fat...I don't think we said anything about Palin sir...we made this 8 months ago. I don't think John even knew who she was back then...silly...I sure hope your old...hehe

  • age matters

  • lol

  • god that would suck really bad if mccain got elected (which would allready be bad) but if he died then palin would become president which is really bad becuase that dumb bitch has no idea what she is doing.

  • haha thats funni!!

  • LMAOO!!!

    I've died ALOT.

    (;

  • AHAHAHAHAHA!!!This video is hilarious.Oh ya,this video is old,so you know how it says "a vote for me is like a vote for whoever I chose to be my vice president"...well,I'm not going to be ignorant and say that is certainly the case,but now that McCain chose Palin....if something happens to him,I mean, it's like frikkin' Armageddon.Palin will shoot this country down from a helicopter just like she does when she's moose hunting---and oh no,it wouldn't be on purpose,she's just that stupid.

  • You should have had Microsoft sam to voice him. ROFL!

  • lol wtf??!?!? Obama 08!!!

  • OBAMA/BIDEN '08 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ...I have the same chin in my passport photo!

    So I can't laugh unless I laugh at myself!

  • LOL! McCain is on FUX NEWS! Get it?

  • palin sucks!

  • macattack is bak

  • Hahaha... Just stfu and McDie.

  • lol?

  • poop

  • McCain is a grandstander and a liar. He is running the MOST dishonorable and low road campaign I have ever seen. THAT says alot abou his character: the guy is a scumball. He says on energy he'll favor ALL of the above. Lie. He and Palin will CONTINUE OIL and GAS dependency!!!

    We do NOT need more Republican OVER Consumption and Waste and Hyper Nationalism and Militarism. We need a shift toward diplomacy and common sense. We need someone like OBAMA and people who think and act as he does.

  • Thank you soo much for speaking the truth.

  • Palin wil only suck mccunts dick if they win this election, just like monica lewinsky/clinton.. OBAMA FTW!!!

  • Hopefully if Obama becomes president, he will invest in good grammar for dumbasses like you.

  • I hope she puts on the swastika fetish uniform with the hat and stiletto boots, and spanks me with a hoarse bridal...mmmmm,crazy chicks. How do you even know you would have liked you're little brother Sibyl? Let it go. You're mom was too old to go through all that all over again. She could barely raise you.

  • dude, barack obama has 264 electoral votes and mccain only has around 160 and u need 270 to win retard

  • are you for real?

  • What? You can barely spell. Haha, imbecile.

  • Wow! ajrunke, you are by far one of my favorites! I hope you get over it. It makes you mean. Besides, maybe you weren't any good because of the type of roles you thought you'd be good for. Try auditioning for something you normally wouldn't. Good luck. You are awesome. I can't believe you even typed that...haha! Thanks!

  • MCCain is a dickhead! All men who support MCain suck too! There were boys who had their head cut off pussy boys for McCain!

    Biden will kick Palins ass this week!

  • nice editing, and mccain sucks balls!!

  • Why do Republicans think it is patriotic to pass our debts to future generations?

  • haha. mccain sucks balls

  • Global warming is real, you were obviously swayed by the big oil bullshitters who made the people believe that global warming doesn't exist, who are stupid enough to believe it, and/or people who don't want to do anything to contribute to saving our planet

    Obama wasn't placing his hand on his heart during the national anthem because you dont have to! have you ever been to a baseball game?

    Your final fact is just blatantly wrong, and I dont know what mccain supporter you heard this bullshit from

  • hell yeah its real where have you been all your life

  • guess u want us to lose the war in iraq then and u love the fact that obamas gonna raise taxes and give everyone a check that doesnt deserve it thts fine and all but he isnt gonna win

  • obama isnt qualified to be our next american president mccain has all of the qualities

    like lowering taxes for one

    obama is raising taxes but u people must like tht

  • Love it. Raise taxes ten percent, I don't care. Just get us the fuck out of Iraq, improve our schools, save the environment. He'll use our money well.

  • fat ugly disgusting vile creepy monster go and retire RIGHT NOW so we wont have to see your ugly shitty face on our tv screens for another year or maybe much more!!!!

  • McCain = Bush

  • we have an obama video just like this

    we dont support any candidate

  • fuck you faggot someone needs to put your ass out of our misery, don't even vote your shit wont matter anyhow!

    Obama 08!

  • haha we shouldnt even be in the war

  • The war costs us millions of dollars a day. Where the hell is that money coming from? Have you looked at Wall st. in the past days? McCain said that the Economy is not his strength. Correct me if I'm wrong that's kind of the Strength we need right now.

  • dude these obama fans are in denile he isnt the right candidate and i would be pissed if obama wins

  • dude,john mccain is a farting dimwit.and hes gonna make more hobos!!!!

  • we dont support either political party, any look into our videos would back that up

  • I support Obama but I think that it is stupid to post a video like this. It pokes fun at him but it is just made up crap. It makes Obama supporters seem stupid. If you're going to post a video against McCain put some real facts in it.

  • its a comedy, youre stupid

  • This is shameful. McCain is a POW. He deserves our vote because of that. McCain and Palin both made beautiful speeches at the RNC. They were better than Obama's and Bidens by far and I loved it when Palin made fun of his community organizing self. McCain and Palin are honest and trustworthy. Hannity, O'Reilly and Limbaugh said so, so you know it is truth. Palin will help with the women's vote because they know she shares their values. Palin and McCain love America. Obama does not.

  • You are such a dumbass. How does fighting in a war qualify you to be president?

  • POW, I agree he's very honorable, nobody can take that away from him and I respect that, but there are other POW's out there, does that make them qualified to be President? I'm sorry I don't think so, we lost Vietnam, just an FYI. McCain and Palin are not honest and trustworthy, not that I'm saying Obama/Biden is completely either, but they seem to be lying a lot more. Palin is against woman's rights and votes conservative; Hannity, Billo, and Limbaugh are whack jobs, idc who you are.

  • McCain sucks

  • speak for yourself. btw the grammatical way of saying it is "an idiot" idiot.

  • TRUE TRUE!

  • LOL

  • anyone that votes for mccain is a idiot

  • dang u really gotta back up ur statements if you actually want to seem like you have more than half a brain. i agree with directorbeau all the way.

    mccain/palin '08

  • hardy har har har

    the only way you could really logically support mccain is if you are a robot, a dumb robot at that

  • once again you shoot pointless insults.

    ur not actually telling me any reasons why obama should be picked for pres. oh wait i know why... cuz there arent any!

  • there are no pointless insults you idiot

    insults have great points to them

    like sarah pilates, and how freakin fertile her family is, all a guy has to do is touch a palin female and BOOM, preggers

    by the way, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

  • hah agreed. but please, there is a shit load of crap the mccain has said. more than youtube can handle even. so please use those next time. :)

  • moron

  • im glad how you backup your statement with facts

  • im amazed you can spell facts

  • wow! that's really cool! what software did you use to do that? lol

  • dude! wtf was the point of this video?

  • to point out that john mccain is old and dying

    and that a vote for him is not a vote for him but a vote for sarah palin

    because hes going to die soon

    hes dying

  • wtf i hate mccain why the fck is he runnin for president when in 5 minutes he'll die? OBAMA RULZ

  • Okay, now that was just plain stupid !

  • something we all hope! :)

  • dont let comments marked as spam stop you from reading complete dickheads

  • Just like a wacked out lefy to say something like that. Is that the best you can come up with? Don't be bitter when Obama loses. Don't go away mad, just go away.

  • maybe i wasnt clear earlier

    so this is for your ear sir

    shut the fuck up

    suck my asshole

    if im abrupt

    same for everyone you know

    dumb ass tard

    im votin for bob barr

    mccains too shitty

    for my liberty

  • I think you may suffer from a series of issues. However, at least you are not voting for Obama bin Biden.

  • dude, you dont even exist

    you are more like a thought, or a reaction

    nothing of substance or matter

    but you might have what it takes in improv comedy, if you keep up with those puns

    fuck off

  • I have a million more where that came from friend! What do you have to take you anywhere?

  • much more than a wannabe gene shallot punnin motherfucker

    ive got enough talent to do a sketch about the dumbest jackass on youtube for our next comedy show this friday, where ill get paid to rip you apart onstage

  • Well good luck with that. I'm sure you and all of your staunch 10 or 15 supporters will have a grand time! Have a few beers before to make sure it's a real pisser!

  • OH I GET IT!!! You're doing a rap battle thing here. hahahaha OK rhyme I guess. It rhymes, but it's not particularly clever. Try another one!

  • no that was the post earlier

    you keep up better than most americans though

    and thats sad

    but at least you figured 1 thing out in all of this

    oh...and still...suck balls, big hairy ones, that choke you till you vomit ideologies that make sense

  • You are an enigma, wrapped in a mystery shrouded inside of a puzzle. Though I'm sure you already know that.