Doesn't Revelations describe Jesus as burnished bronze skin(brown)? With hair like white wool? And isn't he from the descendant of David who fathered Solomon who himself says he's dark and burnt from the sun? If the "anointed one" the prophets speak about is "the messiah" they also say his arms and legs are like burnished bronze (brown). I also read that the middle eastern men of today don't look like the middle eastern men of 2000 years ago.
Jesus wasn't white nor was he a black man. Isreal is really Palestine, and Palestine is part of the middle east and that would make Jesus a Middle eastern man. He may or may not of had long hair, but definitely wasn't white but a colour he was. The jews (the idiots) killed the Messiah that was sent to them and they wanted had him crucified, Now they still await their Messiah, they had their chance, he ain't coming back to them.
"to see is to believe is not right"...Jesus said blessed are those who don't see but believes. We cant convince people to believe what we believe... since salvation is individual... when we die, that will be the time for us to know who are right or wrong. Just make sure that what you believe today will take you to somewhere you expect. Have a good day...
yes dude you are right there is nothing in the bible say’s how does Jesus look like, but as you know that Romans used to document everything since Jesus born, and there also was a dedicated man for right down everything that goes on to the king, as this is in History and this person mentioned how Jesus looks like and where Jesus used to stand and talk to people, and for your information this man wasn't believing in Jesus, but he was just righting this to report it to the king only, its History
Well then ur not strong in faith. He made a reference to jesus and a toilet, thats fucking disrespectful. u dnt put those two words in the same sentance. I bet blunty is a jew or atheist. do u watch movies or tv shows, americans ones? do u ever notice how the make reference to jesus or christianity in a way to either make people laugh at it, and u probably dnt know that jews own pretty much all the movie industry and tv networks, hence the ridicule of christians is made.
@RagingUtai of course I know ... are you a Christian ? to be a christian means to b Christ - like .... when you see remarks like this ... don't get angry but just ignore and pray for those people as Jesus would have done
They never said it was a sign of God, if I see a stain on something that looks like Jesus, then what does it look like? Jesus! Duh! If something looks like Jesus, then it just plain looks like Jesus.
Everytime I see one of your videos I just get the feeling that you seem to think you're right and everyone else is wrong. It gets old, seriously
@AsTheSunBurnsOut His point is that its idiotic that people claim to see the face of christ when no-one could possibly know what Jesus looked like and more to the point, surely Jesus would be black too? This is why im athiest
wait, what blunty is describing is convincing me that jesus looked like a very extra buff chuck norris. and since jesus said "if you have seen the Son, you have seen the Father"... wait you mean God is buff and looks like chuck norris except with white hair. GASP!!!!! BLUNTY!!!! CHUCK NORRIS MUST BE JESUS TWIN BROTHER!!!
I don't know quite where the idea of Jesus being a white man came from, people in Israel two thousand years ago were not white. I don't mean for this to be racist in anyway, for those of you who could take this as a racist remark, but i don't think that a white person being born in a society of people who are not white, would most likely be out-casted, or be punished in some way.
@Mellincollin69 I'm not disagreeing with you in any way. I have actually made that argument myself, but Jesus was punished beyound understanding. everyone knows he was crusified, (not a clue how to spell that) but he was also whipped, starved, insulted, and as you said, out-casted.
We played the 'face game' during a long,boring road trip in an effort to stay awake. Now I see certain Honda Civics and I blurt out 'look, its dimples!"
Someone else outside of my church gets it. I'm still waiting for people to catch onto the Christmas hypocrisy. Jeremiah 10: 1-5 clearly states that you shouldn't have a Christmas tree in your house yet come christmas time almost every "christian family" has one. Also the whole sunday think doesn't make sense 3 days and 3 nights I'm not sure how jesus could have died on good friday and risen early Sunday morning. Common sense people. I like my church because it takes all the b.s out of religon.
I consider myself as a man of faith. I believe in Jesus, and try to live my life in his image. Blunty said a few things about faith in the past, that were... ...lets say not that nice.
But on this one he is 100% correct!
I am always annoyed, that Jesus looks like a German! Blond hair, blue eyes...
Jesus was a jew from the middle east. So he probably looked like a jew from the middle east.
And: In the Bible is clearly written that we should not make a image of God anyway!
Growing up in Guatemala I always heard about "Little Brother Peter" and how a certain Cathedral was petitioning for him to be canonized. The medallions sold and given were of an indigenous man in friar's clothing.
Then in 2003(?) he was given sainthood. Suddenly Little Brother Peter's image was that of a tall, blue-eyed man. -.-
Today when I was eating breakfast I noticed that my sandwich kinda looked like you, Blunty, which made me check out your vids for the first time in a few weeks :P
So now I need those sweet Samsung stuff, and I totally need to check out your vids more often. You're just THAT awesome :D
To cut a long story short the only reason we think jesus looks like that is because of the Da Vinci shroud which has been proved to have been created by Da Vinci himself...using his own face.
The jesus image we have in modern culture today was actually crated by Da Vinci and is really a portrait of himself.
5* again. "I wish i could just make a piece of toast with his face on it, just to make some cash... oh shit, that's gonna piss some people off..." lollol
Great logical rebuttal of the "manifestation" of Jesus/Mary in inanimate objects. Most people would simply argue against modern miracles, or the God concept itself. Your ability to look past the box of typical thought amazes me. ( If I were to argue against you, I would point out perhaps God manifests the images as such because of the way our culture and society view Jesus physically. )
Anywho, I totally agree. I laugh every time it happens. I see the face of the Galactic Overlord Xenu in my toast :)
Hehe...
I see funny pictures in the shapes on my wall... They often look like faces. Everything looks like faces. The headlights on cars, houses, buttons, you name it. I agree 100%
Could it be - Jesus was not the son of God but merely a carpenter who decided to have some fun by telling his neighbours - he is this mystical being but the joke went too far and Jesus did not have a clue how to explain to people that he just wanted to spice up his life.
Maybe Jesus learned some conjuring skills on his travels and decided to entertain his followers but they perceived his conjuring as divine powers rather than a charismatic man doing his best to stay in the lime light.
@GeeBashBliss jesus never actually claimed to be divine at all- he was just a prophet... it was the people who later organized christianity that created his divine image.
he claimed to be the son of God multiple times, he said "i am" the night before he was killed. this was a phrase used by God in the old testament to identify himself as God. this is why they high priest Caiaphas tore his clothes in grief, because Jesus had blasphemed against God by saying he was divine.
the lamest so called "jesus face appeared here" was on a freaking nail, that was cleary made by a heavy machine, with the average image of jesus you see on small coins that they sell on church, its a shame that a priest had to do things like that to make money, freaking vatican has tons of money to send to any church.
It is pretty funny how people asume to see Jesus in certain things, when just like you said, everyone was long gone that even knew him and his image could not of possibly been portayed or even if he existed.
Any one see shit in clouds? I do... Gotta love the hate... I saw Abe Lincoln in a potato chip once... and Freddie Mercury in a bit of linoleum tile... so, what the fuck? My conception, or anyone else's for that matter, of Jesus can probably bee seen any where. Oh, and i saw Blunty in a pile of corned beef once. No joke. It was while i was making a reuben at work. Images are every where... but, so are fanatics... Lets get crazy people!
I saw Abe Lincoln in the back of a penny once. Seriously, it was weird.
He's not angry at people who see things, he's angry at people who see things and then FREAK OUT as if the Jesus in the felafel was not only there but talking to them, telling them when he was gonna come and chill during the "rapture" if you believe in that crap.
Wet a cotton bud then draw the face on a piece of bread, using the cotton bud. Then put the bread in the toaster and when the toast burns you'll have a face.
A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher said this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows what God looks like." And the girl said, "They will in a minute." From Ken Robinson - TED Talks (Schools Kill creativity)
You make a point Blunty but you need to chill out sometimes. There are stupid people in this world, if you let each single one of them get you worked up like this, you are going to die from a heart attack very soon.
I am 100% with you! and another thing.. whome ever created the common image of Jesus had to be white. I mean.. considering where Jesus was supposedly from.. wouldn't he be slightly darker in complection?!
we can't even know how jesus looks like ! maybe jesus looks like bruce willis :-?? and maybe he still exists ! maybe just yesterday he died and today he reincarnated into a pancake ! so now i just ate him ... damn :| i'm a man full of sins :))
great video lmao but whats the point of the video 99.99% of all human never saw god on a tortia in Mexico (insider joke ) Wonderful Arguments but still I see Drugs everywhere lmao thats a bigger problem than the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 % of people paying for a wannabe holy object lol
by the way don't lie to us you are jesus lol you look like this jesus behind you ;-)
DEAR GOD!!!! he could be jesus, think of it, he has a beard, brown hair (which he cut ti mask his appearance) and he denies the existance of jesus, which proves he is jesus as jesus would'nt reveal his existance in fear that the world would fall apart if the other religions were proved wrong........THIS MAKES JUST AS MUCH SENCE AS A PIECE OF TOAST THAT LOOKS LIKE JESUS
LMFAO im so using that as a quote on another website dude haha
god is not a he or a she. he is just the holy father? LMAO i thought most "fathers" were men to be honest so how can you not know what gender he is if he is the "holy father"
I know it's astounding! For example many members of my family believe in karma though they are all Catholic or Lutheran. Incidentally I'm a secularist myself, though when I informed them that karma is a principle of Hindu and some lines of Buddhism, they just dismissed it as the ravings of someone who does not share their religious idiocies and their weak and detrimental ideologies of faith.
the funnything is that the face of Jesus isn't even the face of Jesus lol someone just drew whatever they felt like Jesus should look like. Considering from the supposed birthplace of Jesus, he would have look middle eastern rather than a white hippie lol THAT'S THE FUNNY PART haha
As a christian I fully agree with what your saying. It's true there is no description of Jesus' physical appearance except as you said he was just an ordinary bloke, there was nothing significant about his appearance.
It's also very observant of you to say Jesus would be buff. He was indeed a carpenter, a tradie of his time.
I'll never understand why people always assume its Jesus' face on items. However I'll admit that nutri grain did look like E.T
totally true blunty very good argument about the face of jesus on random stuff oh and i also heard that a group of people saw the virgin mary in a waterfall very, very strange stuff out there
so true no knows what he looks like, but 1 other thing i wish the churches would answer, what is god exactly, i mean he ant human he ant a spirit, because the hole meaning of a spirit/soul is what is in a conscious living being before death, and as far as i know he was not living from are stand point. and more then that where he come from, did he/it just appear out of thin air one day, my answer to this question is simple he is an alien plain up, (yes i am a christian with a lot of questions)
What you say about organized Religion at the start are my thoughts exactly. Keep up the good work Blunty, the world needs people that speak sense, even if it's on such a trivial matter :)
Doesn't Revelations describe Jesus as burnished bronze skin(brown)? With hair like white wool? And isn't he from the descendant of David who fathered Solomon who himself says he's dark and burnt from the sun? If the "anointed one" the prophets speak about is "the messiah" they also say his arms and legs are like burnished bronze (brown). I also read that the middle eastern men of today don't look like the middle eastern men of 2000 years ago.
PuertoRicanTakeOva 2 months ago
i see jesus everywhere
edtube95 2 months ago
my r.e teacher once made us stare at a wall for 10 mins because she said we should be able to see jesus there...i saw nothing but a wall -_-
LoveFromKelly 5 months ago
hahaha that's great. so true
OlgaWhatserface 6 months ago
Jesus wasn't white nor was he a black man. Isreal is really Palestine, and Palestine is part of the middle east and that would make Jesus a Middle eastern man. He may or may not of had long hair, but definitely wasn't white but a colour he was. The jews (the idiots) killed the Messiah that was sent to them and they wanted had him crucified, Now they still await their Messiah, they had their chance, he ain't coming back to them.
chopzmasta07 8 months ago
i only realised you werent american 2 and a half minutes into the video :/
92Louisesmith 10 months ago
@92Louisesmith ...The Aussie accent isn't exactly difficult to pick up...
ThePirateDave17 3 months ago
"to see is to believe is not right"...Jesus said blessed are those who don't see but believes. We cant convince people to believe what we believe... since salvation is individual... when we die, that will be the time for us to know who are right or wrong. Just make sure that what you believe today will take you to somewhere you expect. Have a good day...
TheProverbsLady 10 months ago
I see the face of Jesus behind you so you are wrong sir, WRONG I SAY
ChaosMaster7 11 months ago
They say Jesus was probably a black guy, which i find hilarious considering all the churches picture him as some white hippie.
dexluther 11 months ago
Do we know what jesus looks like?
There is no image or descripion.Damn right!
He probably was a midget as people then were like a foot shorter.
theunamazingone 11 months ago
i have seen your face in my computer......on youtube:o it was fucking scary
MrHeavymetallord 1 year ago
yes dude you are right there is nothing in the bible say’s how does Jesus look like, but as you know that Romans used to document everything since Jesus born, and there also was a dedicated man for right down everything that goes on to the king, as this is in History and this person mentioned how Jesus looks like and where Jesus used to stand and talk to people, and for your information this man wasn't believing in Jesus, but he was just righting this to report it to the king only, its History
kokoigit 1 year ago
bloody jews
RagingUtai 1 year ago
@RagingUtai ????
ledgendgoku1 1 year ago
@ledgendgoku1
jews like to make fun of christianity
RagingUtai 1 year ago
@RagingUtai so what ??? I'm a christian
ledgendgoku1 1 year ago
@ledgendgoku1
Well then ur not strong in faith. He made a reference to jesus and a toilet, thats fucking disrespectful. u dnt put those two words in the same sentance. I bet blunty is a jew or atheist. do u watch movies or tv shows, americans ones? do u ever notice how the make reference to jesus or christianity in a way to either make people laugh at it, and u probably dnt know that jews own pretty much all the movie industry and tv networks, hence the ridicule of christians is made.
RagingUtai 1 year ago
@ledgendgoku1
Look at the title of the video which i just noticed it's fucking disrespectful. Fucking idiots.
RagingUtai 1 year ago
@RagingUtai of course I know ... are you a Christian ? to be a christian means to b Christ - like .... when you see remarks like this ... don't get angry but just ignore and pray for those people as Jesus would have done
ledgendgoku1 1 year ago
Ha-haH....He-heeh.....Hoo-hoH.
SgtSlabRanko 1 year ago
You can only see Gabe Newell inside an atom.
troy1002x 1 year ago
Where was the stain on his pants? Was this proof for the Second Cumming?
hlwrites 1 year ago
@hlwrites
Greatest pun ever XD
icanp00nyou 1 year ago
@icanp00nyou Thank you! I learned these things after I joined the navy when I became of ANCHOR AGE.
hlwrites 1 year ago
They never said it was a sign of God, if I see a stain on something that looks like Jesus, then what does it look like? Jesus! Duh! If something looks like Jesus, then it just plain looks like Jesus.
Everytime I see one of your videos I just get the feeling that you seem to think you're right and everyone else is wrong. It gets old, seriously
AsTheSunBurnsOut 1 year ago
@AsTheSunBurnsOut His point is that its idiotic that people claim to see the face of christ when no-one could possibly know what Jesus looked like and more to the point, surely Jesus would be black too? This is why im athiest
AlmostEasy1702 1 year ago
wait, what blunty is describing is convincing me that jesus looked like a very extra buff chuck norris. and since jesus said "if you have seen the Son, you have seen the Father"... wait you mean God is buff and looks like chuck norris except with white hair. GASP!!!!! BLUNTY!!!! CHUCK NORRIS MUST BE JESUS TWIN BROTHER!!!
TheKnightwing1197 1 year ago
OMG.. Jesus looks like Fernando Torres.. LOL..
tash93 1 year ago
I don't know quite where the idea of Jesus being a white man came from, people in Israel two thousand years ago were not white. I don't mean for this to be racist in anyway, for those of you who could take this as a racist remark, but i don't think that a white person being born in a society of people who are not white, would most likely be out-casted, or be punished in some way.
Mellincollin69 1 year ago
@Mellincollin69 I'm not disagreeing with you in any way. I have actually made that argument myself, but Jesus was punished beyound understanding. everyone knows he was crusified, (not a clue how to spell that) but he was also whipped, starved, insulted, and as you said, out-casted.
TheBryced6 1 year ago
OMG i saw the face of Jesus in the back of this vid!!!
pieman982 1 year ago
YOu are Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAS03340 1 year ago
Amen Blunty!! Lol
DualityPictures 1 year ago
Dang Dude...You look and sound demonic. Feel sorry for you
crashtita 1 year ago
If I was Jesus I would make every pice of toast have my face on it and pimp slap gorge bush
sonisphere098 1 year ago
I saw the face of Jesus in Blunty's face in this video.
FritzProductions27 1 year ago
Are you ok dude? That video was somewhat.....crazed.
TheWarden2460 1 year ago
jesus is black
Shaman993 1 year ago
duuude.. do you drink coffee?? LOL
Love ur vids by the way, been watching u since the lego stop-mo times ;)
wearing2gloves 1 year ago
so every time i make a piece of toast it's like entering a lottery! xD
Th33k 1 year ago
also he wouldent be so pale, he lived aroud the middle east and the people from there arnt
gameinggurus 1 year ago
no one actually knows what jesus looks like !!! all their seeing is representations of the fake jesus pics in the churches and catredrals. and tv
MasterThug 1 year ago
rev 1v13-15 Jesus has Afro hair
robmjazz77 2 years ago
It's lame, it's always going to happen, and certain people will always bend logic to make things like this make sense.
It's like current affairs TV, just ignore it, you're not going to be able to stem the tide.
elvishkat 2 years ago
The fronts and backs of cars often remind me of faces.
Snip3rNife 2 years ago
We played the 'face game' during a long,boring road trip in an effort to stay awake. Now I see certain Honda Civics and I blurt out 'look, its dimples!"
anqeiicdemise 2 years ago
LOL, this is ridiculas, apparently on eBay the sold a fucking "Corn Flake" for like ... $1000, Because it looked like Jesus???!?!?!?
Pffft
JimmehJr 2 years ago
Santa is red because CocaCola marketed him as a red guy. Also, christmas wasn't actually a popular holiday like it is today 50-100 yrs ago
catatatater 2 years ago
i am not a christian and i do not believe in any religious rubbish... but jesus was an actual person...
PeZmyNAME 2 years ago
Someone else outside of my church gets it. I'm still waiting for people to catch onto the Christmas hypocrisy. Jeremiah 10: 1-5 clearly states that you shouldn't have a Christmas tree in your house yet come christmas time almost every "christian family" has one. Also the whole sunday think doesn't make sense 3 days and 3 nights I'm not sure how jesus could have died on good friday and risen early Sunday morning. Common sense people. I like my church because it takes all the b.s out of religon.
LoVeThEm5678 2 years ago
how do they know its not the face of john lennon or david spade!!!???
BreakingImageFilms 2 years ago
You're a smart man!XD
BakurasPokeDex 2 years ago
I consider myself as a man of faith. I believe in Jesus, and try to live my life in his image. Blunty said a few things about faith in the past, that were... ...lets say not that nice.
But on this one he is 100% correct!
I am always annoyed, that Jesus looks like a German! Blond hair, blue eyes...
Jesus was a jew from the middle east. So he probably looked like a jew from the middle east.
And: In the Bible is clearly written that we should not make a image of God anyway!
reschissoer 2 years ago
Growing up in Guatemala I always heard about "Little Brother Peter" and how a certain Cathedral was petitioning for him to be canonized. The medallions sold and given were of an indigenous man in friar's clothing.
Then in 2003(?) he was given sainthood. Suddenly Little Brother Peter's image was that of a tall, blue-eyed man. -.-
anqeiicdemise 2 years ago
After watching this i named my penis Jesus so now i see him all the time.
bonnet69s 2 years ago
Looool! XD
Ollli1988 2 years ago
@bonnet69s Hahahahahahah
atlplayer09 2 years ago
"If you could reason with religous people, there would be no religious people."
elcarsto 2 years ago
Jesus was not a carpenter he was an entertainer.
Saying that though i agree with you 100% and religeon is beyond a joke.
BadgerBoy4444 2 years ago
most awsome vlogger on youtube
y05cahillj 2 years ago
Today when I was eating breakfast I noticed that my sandwich kinda looked like you, Blunty, which made me check out your vids for the first time in a few weeks :P
So now I need those sweet Samsung stuff, and I totally need to check out your vids more often. You're just THAT awesome :D
whohie 2 years ago
Pareidolia.
xxxMomoVanityxxx 2 years ago
i just ran a memtest86 and in a random pattern it was testing i just caught it said 4cee1bee9 "Foresee one benign" was it a ref to....him ?
Jeroenske 2 years ago
couldn't agree more
I also wish I could make a piece of toast that looked like him because of the money
KevinDR1987 2 years ago
I love the end "uhh that's gonna piss some people off" hahahahaha
ninjanun 2 years ago
That was pretty funny
bla752 2 years ago
the "jesus" face in the background is creepin me the fuck out
bioniclefan1 2 years ago
blunty...your awesome lol
mxdrumdude 2 years ago
true
mythsheep 2 years ago
I did not realise there were "power tools" in 20BC
davidlittle7 2 years ago
offcourse there where, they had a JCB... Jesua invented it... hence the name... JC-B
chairbluepen 2 years ago
woah, Blunty. i know you just ranted about this, but... i think i see Jesus's face in your background...
thellamalover4real 2 years ago
hahahahaahaha thats funny!!!!!
airsoftGUyzZ 2 years ago
To cut a long story short the only reason we think jesus looks like that is because of the Da Vinci shroud which has been proved to have been created by Da Vinci himself...using his own face.
The jesus image we have in modern culture today was actually crated by Da Vinci and is really a portrait of himself.
Bolt220 2 years ago
JESUS IS COMING... LOOK BUSY!
AudiophileTubes 2 years ago
awesomely funny and a good point as always.... really digging the blue screen thing ya got going on recently
BLINDOG143 2 years ago
5* again. "I wish i could just make a piece of toast with his face on it, just to make some cash... oh shit, that's gonna piss some people off..." lollol
RtGFuSiOn 2 years ago
lol - this is probably my favourate of your videos- because i agree with everything you have said! :D
oblivion1717 2 years ago
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Great logical rebuttal of the "manifestation" of Jesus/Mary in inanimate objects. Most people would simply argue against modern miracles, or the God concept itself. Your ability to look past the box of typical thought amazes me. ( If I were to argue against you, I would point out perhaps God manifests the images as such because of the way our culture and society view Jesus physically. )
bovinepro 2 years ago
lol rant
TehHoboBear 2 years ago
how can people see the face of jesus when know really knows what he looks like?
tepwnzor8000 2 years ago
Agreed
coleprotocol 2 years ago
Lol.
rant.
dzeckha2 2 years ago
Jesus has more important things to do than save lives, like make a cameo role in a tortilla
RattleheadIV 2 years ago
Blunty, you make me smile.
Anywho, I totally agree. I laugh every time it happens. I see the face of the Galactic Overlord Xenu in my toast :)
Hehe...
I see funny pictures in the shapes on my wall... They often look like faces. Everything looks like faces. The headlights on cars, houses, buttons, you name it. I agree 100%
You're mah hero! :D lol
KurenaiYue 2 years ago
I SAW JESUS IN MY YOUTUBE COMMENT!
revan210 2 years ago
You fucktrard. Abe Lincoln is on the penny!
MetalSwitch95 2 years ago
u kno it might not be Jesus in that toast it could just be a hippie
bubmaster338 2 years ago
Shitting ever 30 seconds? You should probably get that checked out.
MOGGLET 2 years ago
Nooo it doesn't, nooo it doesn't, nooo it doesn't
Made me laugh.
drawoh1 2 years ago
Could it be - Jesus was not the son of God but merely a carpenter who decided to have some fun by telling his neighbours - he is this mystical being but the joke went too far and Jesus did not have a clue how to explain to people that he just wanted to spice up his life.
Maybe Jesus learned some conjuring skills on his travels and decided to entertain his followers but they perceived his conjuring as divine powers rather than a charismatic man doing his best to stay in the lime light.
GeeBashBliss 2 years ago
@GeeBashBliss jesus never actually claimed to be divine at all- he was just a prophet... it was the people who later organized christianity that created his divine image.
oblivion1717 2 years ago
he claimed to be the son of God multiple times, he said "i am" the night before he was killed. this was a phrase used by God in the old testament to identify himself as God. this is why they high priest Caiaphas tore his clothes in grief, because Jesus had blasphemed against God by saying he was divine.
thellamalover4real 2 years ago
Is that jesus in the background or chris crocker?
AussieEskimo 2 years ago
the lamest so called "jesus face appeared here" was on a freaking nail, that was cleary made by a heavy machine, with the average image of jesus you see on small coins that they sell on church, its a shame that a priest had to do things like that to make money, freaking vatican has tons of money to send to any church.
Yoaltecuhtli 2 years ago
Yay for another rant. It's been a while.
Destenoth 2 years ago
It is pretty funny how people asume to see Jesus in certain things, when just like you said, everyone was long gone that even knew him and his image could not of possibly been portayed or even if he existed.
Good video Blunty, keep it up :D
BlackSabbathMark 2 years ago
Any one see shit in clouds? I do... Gotta love the hate... I saw Abe Lincoln in a potato chip once... and Freddie Mercury in a bit of linoleum tile... so, what the fuck? My conception, or anyone else's for that matter, of Jesus can probably bee seen any where. Oh, and i saw Blunty in a pile of corned beef once. No joke. It was while i was making a reuben at work. Images are every where... but, so are fanatics... Lets get crazy people!
damnedatom 2 years ago
I saw Abe Lincoln in the back of a penny once. Seriously, it was weird.
He's not angry at people who see things, he's angry at people who see things and then FREAK OUT as if the Jesus in the felafel was not only there but talking to them, telling them when he was gonna come and chill during the "rapture" if you believe in that crap.
TheSilentTyger 2 years ago
It seems as if you're bouncing in a chair the whole time.
partylobster 2 years ago
I looked at the bruise one and thought "Isn't that the guy from Nickelback". I'm going to start seeing Chad Kroeger everywhere. Fucking stalker
jformaldehydem 2 years ago
@jformaldehydem Haha! That is great.
Amnesiac009 2 years ago
Dude, Blunteh, u believe in any religion..? I'm not asking so that I can say sumthin bad bout it, I'm an atheist myself, just curious xD
Diamixen 2 years ago
..............
TheXordinary 2 years ago
hilarious!!!
procrastinator99 2 years ago
LOL that was great
juicylady52 2 years ago
loooove your videos!!
swehunter2000 2 years ago
Good God your videos suck balls. Thats why you have so many Subscribers! LOL. ;' )
DamGoodVids 2 years ago
wow that was extremely true and enlightening, i actually never thought about the picture of jesus before
it is extremely annoying when people say they see his "face" in stuff though haha
LinkinParkLivEshow 2 years ago
Wet a cotton bud then draw the face on a piece of bread, using the cotton bud. Then put the bread in the toaster and when the toast burns you'll have a face.
TheTrueMKDmachine 2 years ago
AHAAHAH ROFL! love ya vids so much, good start to the morning!
xenoclix 2 years ago
Stop moving up and down while talking !!
tazzy95 2 years ago
it's funny
if I found a face of Jesus in my toast
I'd eat it
then I'd go
"shit I could have sold that for ten thousand dollars."
catmanmovies 2 years ago
A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher said this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows what God looks like." And the girl said, "They will in a minute." From Ken Robinson - TED Talks (Schools Kill creativity)
AWholeCanOfCranky 2 years ago
You need your own TV Network Blunty. I am always entertained.
AAORoLLEmUp 2 years ago
this is way too true.....
A sandwich shaped like the virgin Mary sold
for about $1,000,000 on ebay......
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MAGICAL SAMMICH!!!!
OR YOU WILL DIE......
and it's sad that people hype so much about such small things.........we shouldn't
QwertyQmin 2 years ago
when jesus was nailed to the cross, he looked at the woodwork and thought, get me my tools , this joins are crap
cjharrisman 2 years ago
if he read that he'd say get me the white-out your spelling is crap
TheBlairSmithProject 2 years ago
that was awesome and true
uglykid4 2 years ago
i sold my falaffle for 100 Grand =) and how did you make yourself black and white and the background in color?
brostinkles1 2 years ago
He was standing in front of a green screen.
FredFan119 2 years ago
I know. Not to repeat my self, but how did he make the green screen image in color, and himself in black and white
brostinkles1 2 years ago
thank you blunty
oneangrycow 2 years ago
THANK YOU
MrsNerdfighter 2 years ago
You make a point Blunty but you need to chill out sometimes. There are stupid people in this world, if you let each single one of them get you worked up like this, you are going to die from a heart attack very soon.
doomtomb3 2 years ago
I am 100% with you! and another thing.. whome ever created the common image of Jesus had to be white. I mean.. considering where Jesus was supposedly from.. wouldn't he be slightly darker in complection?!
Pinkalicious112 2 years ago
Blunty, for the record, videos like this, the ones where you explode at something, are easily my favorites...
be well, blunty, and keep it up ^_^
Aitamen 2 years ago
Ehhh doesn't bother me. I bring up the fact he was jewish all the time in that he was black/white argument.
Though the fact about short hair when he was a carpenter was something I hadn't thought about before. I think that makes 100% sense. Cool.
Keahi19 2 years ago
we can't even know how jesus looks like ! maybe jesus looks like bruce willis :-?? and maybe he still exists ! maybe just yesterday he died and today he reincarnated into a pancake ! so now i just ate him ... damn :| i'm a man full of sins :))
mastermind963 2 years ago
great video lmao but whats the point of the video 99.99% of all human never saw god on a tortia in Mexico (insider joke ) Wonderful Arguments but still I see Drugs everywhere lmao thats a bigger problem than the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 % of people paying for a wannabe holy object lol
by the way don't lie to us you are jesus lol you look like this jesus behind you ;-)
bodaciousmos 2 years ago
Wow, your version of Jesus is kinda hot. Now I'd rather see the abs and biceps of Jesus.
Hey good point about face recognition being hard-wired into us. True.
rivenrock 2 years ago
I agree with you ! Damn you are good !
mosorwvlad 2 years ago
I think Jesus probably looked like Taylor Lautner.
aika092 2 years ago
DEAR GOD!!!! he could be jesus, think of it, he has a beard, brown hair (which he cut ti mask his appearance) and he denies the existance of jesus, which proves he is jesus as jesus would'nt reveal his existance in fear that the world would fall apart if the other religions were proved wrong........THIS MAKES JUST AS MUCH SENCE AS A PIECE OF TOAST THAT LOOKS LIKE JESUS
Stopkiddingyourself 2 years ago
lovely! subscribes, rated*****.
vegetionary 2 years ago
You get 20 internets.
KidZombie66 2 years ago
I love your videos. I love your videos so much. And I totally agree.
LadySunshine721 2 years ago
omg! I see two faces in this vid! And one looks like Jesus! I gotta sell that vid for a 100k Dollars on eBay!
Get the irony? :D
Jath0105 2 years ago
LOL, spot on
MasterGravitron 2 years ago
god is not a he or a she. he is just the holy father, Jesus Christ and the holy spirit.
darlixjaffa 2 years ago
LMFAO im so using that as a quote on another website dude haha
god is not a he or a she. he is just the holy father? LMAO i thought most "fathers" were men to be honest so how can you not know what gender he is if he is the "holy father"
christianity is bullshit anyway tbh
sweetiepenguinman 2 years ago
P.S: That comment was for people on here, NOT Blunty! Awesome vid Blunty :D
banana4953 2 years ago
Jesus was NOT killed by Jews!! Where are you getting this stuff?
banana4953 2 years ago
its amazing how the non religous seem to know more then the religous about their own religon
rangabob 2 years ago
I know it's astounding! For example many members of my family believe in karma though they are all Catholic or Lutheran. Incidentally I'm a secularist myself, though when I informed them that karma is a principle of Hindu and some lines of Buddhism, they just dismissed it as the ravings of someone who does not share their religious idiocies and their weak and detrimental ideologies of faith.
jacobob321 2 years ago
because the non-religious question religion, too many of the religious do not test their faith
TrekkyRudd 2 years ago
your right because people think just because they follow a religion they think they are experts of that religion
sweetiepenguinman 2 years ago
this would be funny if the face of Jesus was always the object
more often its Mary or things weeping some rancid oil.
in the ancient world thunder was Zeus or al Jehovah farting ... everything was about the gods because we didnt have science.
now its pieces of toast with a face because most things that were in the ancient world miraculous can now be scientifically explained
alSation81 2 years ago
Some people will do anything for attention. or money
TheBurtmeister 2 years ago
@TheBurtmeister
blunty for one
Dynomite94 2 years ago
we are not programed to see faces, but patterns and familiar patterns, but u were close lol
bladepro91 2 years ago
amen
trisheatsman 2 years ago
the funnything is that the face of Jesus isn't even the face of Jesus lol someone just drew whatever they felt like Jesus should look like. Considering from the supposed birthplace of Jesus, he would have look middle eastern rather than a white hippie lol THAT'S THE FUNNY PART haha
CageEterniteen 2 years ago
As a christian I fully agree with what your saying. It's true there is no description of Jesus' physical appearance except as you said he was just an ordinary bloke, there was nothing significant about his appearance.
It's also very observant of you to say Jesus would be buff. He was indeed a carpenter, a tradie of his time.
I'll never understand why people always assume its Jesus' face on items. However I'll admit that nutri grain did look like E.T
bambiJD 2 years ago
I was the guy that wanted to burn the piece of toast with Jesus's face on it just because I think it would be doing the Good Lord a favor.
cpuwizard9225 2 years ago
dear , jesus was kiled by jews and he was not from jews he was from arab palastinian , why do you think jews killed him.
e7sasjded 2 years ago
youre some work of the bible reading
jesus was a jew therefore jesus was killed by only ONE jew and the roman army
kylemonkeyrocks123 2 years ago
He was a Roman
His Father was Tiberius Iulius Abdes Pantera (c. 22 BCE CE 40)
He was a Roman archer of the Cohors I Sagittariorum
He died in Germany
His military records admit illegitimate child Yesu Ben Pandera to Mary during his years of service in Judea
He said he offered marriage but Mary chose to stay with Joseph and raise their son as a Jew
If you read Latin you will find this and more in the scrolls of Celsus
Choowbz 2 years ago
totally true blunty very good argument about the face of jesus on random stuff oh and i also heard that a group of people saw the virgin mary in a waterfall very, very strange stuff out there
Mrsleepydude 2 years ago
This reminds me of a cartoon I drew early this year of a tabloid with the headline: "Jesus' Face Seen In Pile Of Bullshit".
Great video.
k9kaos37 2 years ago
I heard once that a some woman in the U.S. saw the face of Jesus "in" her dog's bum.
hardcoreharro 2 years ago
I had an ex who once saw the face of Jesus in one of my used condoms.
Crosswalker 2 years ago
so true no knows what he looks like, but 1 other thing i wish the churches would answer, what is god exactly, i mean he ant human he ant a spirit, because the hole meaning of a spirit/soul is what is in a conscious living being before death, and as far as i know he was not living from are stand point. and more then that where he come from, did he/it just appear out of thin air one day, my answer to this question is simple he is an alien plain up, (yes i am a christian with a lot of questions)
yugiohdeckmaster41 2 years ago
just had to say that great video by the way
yugiohdeckmaster41 2 years ago
ahahaha no it doesn't, no it doesn't hah lol
BronZ1309 2 years ago
Oh blunty...I can always count on your mentaly handicapped ranting to kill my good mood, your my hero<3
exibitions 2 years ago
i see the face of jesus in my face...mostly because i look somewhat like jesus
Jewboyrules 2 years ago
I found it kinda creepy that Jesus was looming over your shoulder for the entire video...
nellezor 2 years ago
Love the bouncing!
jamesbob9989 2 years ago
I love you and your ranting. And it's not just because I'm a stupid American and I like listening to your accent... :)
Inzara 2 years ago
What you say about organized Religion at the start are my thoughts exactly. Keep up the good work Blunty, the world needs people that speak sense, even if it's on such a trivial matter :)
GU5S 2 years ago
no one knows how Jesus look like, totally right i agree.
OMARANGEL 2 years ago
your very right..
JMnumber1 2 years ago
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leachables 2 years ago
lol
leachables 2 years ago
It's a sign Jesus Christ is coming!!
Repent sinners!
Convert to Christianity before it's to late.
bralen24 2 years ago
agree withTegath2000
CassAngel22 2 years ago
deep breath, Blunty, nice deep breath.
Tegath2000 2 years ago
I saw the face of jesus! (behind you)
greiss122 2 years ago
this is just one of the many reasons why i refuse to partake in Christianity in anyway.
that and there are more contradictions to prove that "true story" wrong. its just doesnt fucking work.
DiAmOnD595 2 years ago