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  • Doesn't Revelations describe Jesus as burnished bronze skin(brown)? With hair like white wool? And isn't he from the descendant of David who fathered Solomon who himself says he's dark and burnt from the sun? If the "anointed one" the prophets speak about is "the messiah" they also say his arms and legs are like burnished bronze (brown). I also read that the middle eastern men of today don't look like the middle eastern men of 2000 years ago.

  • i see jesus everywhere

    

  • my r.e teacher once made us stare at a wall for 10 mins because she said we should be able to see jesus there...i saw nothing but a wall -_-

  • hahaha that's great. so true

  • Jesus wasn't white nor was he a black man. Isreal is really Palestine, and Palestine is part of the middle east and that would make Jesus a Middle eastern man. He may or may not of had long hair, but definitely wasn't white but a colour he was. The jews (the idiots) killed the Messiah that was sent to them and they wanted had him crucified, Now they still await their Messiah, they had their chance, he ain't coming back to them.

  • i only realised you werent american 2 and a half minutes into the video :/

  • @92Louisesmith ...The Aussie accent isn't exactly difficult to pick up...

  • "to see is to believe is not right"...Jesus said blessed are those who don't see but believes. We cant convince people to believe what we believe... since salvation is individual... when we die, that will be the time for us to know who are right or wrong. Just make sure that what you believe today will take you to somewhere you expect. Have a good day...

  • I see the face of Jesus behind you so you are wrong sir, WRONG I SAY

  • They say Jesus was probably a black guy, which i find hilarious considering all the churches picture him as some white hippie.

  • Do we know what jesus looks like?

    There is no image or descripion.Damn right!

    He probably was a midget as people then were like a foot shorter.

  • i have seen your face in my computer......on youtube:o it was fucking scary

  • yes dude you are right there is nothing in the bible say’s how does Jesus look like, but as you know that Romans used to document everything since Jesus born, and there also was a dedicated man for right down everything that goes on to the king, as this is in History and this person mentioned how Jesus looks like and where Jesus used to stand and talk to people, and for your information this man wasn't believing in Jesus, but he was just righting this to report it to the king only, its History

  • bloody jews

  • @RagingUtai ????

  • @ledgendgoku1

    jews like to make fun of christianity

  • @RagingUtai so what ??? I'm a christian

  • @ledgendgoku1

    Well then ur not strong in faith. He made a reference to jesus and a toilet, thats fucking disrespectful. u dnt put those two words in the same sentance. I bet blunty is a jew or atheist. do u watch movies or tv shows, americans ones? do u ever notice how the make reference to jesus or christianity in a way to either make people laugh at it, and u probably dnt know that jews own pretty much all the movie industry and tv networks, hence the ridicule of christians is made.

  • @ledgendgoku1

    Look at the title of the video which i just noticed it's fucking disrespectful. Fucking idiots.

  • @RagingUtai of course I know ... are you a Christian ? to be a christian means to b Christ - like .... when you see remarks like this ... don't get angry but just ignore and pray for those people as Jesus would have done

  • Ha-haH....He-heeh.....Hoo-hoH.­

  • You can only see Gabe Newell inside an atom.

  • Where was the stain on his pants? Was this proof for the Second Cumming?

  • @hlwrites

    Greatest pun ever XD 

  • @icanp00nyou Thank you! I learned these things after I joined the navy when I became of ANCHOR AGE.

  • They never said it was a sign of God, if I see a stain on something that looks like Jesus, then what does it look like? Jesus! Duh! If something looks like Jesus, then it just plain looks like Jesus.

    Everytime I see one of your videos I just get the feeling that you seem to think you're right and everyone else is wrong. It gets old, seriously

  • @AsTheSunBurnsOut His point is that its idiotic that people claim to see the face of christ when no-one could possibly know what Jesus looked like and more to the point, surely Jesus would be black too? This is why im athiest

  • wait, what blunty is describing is convincing me that jesus looked like a very extra buff chuck norris. and since jesus said "if you have seen the Son, you have seen the Father"... wait you mean God is buff and looks like chuck norris except with white hair. GASP!!!!! BLUNTY!!!! CHUCK NORRIS MUST BE JESUS TWIN BROTHER!!!

  • OMG.. Jesus looks like Fernando Torres.. LOL..

  • I don't know quite where the idea of Jesus being a white man came from, people in Israel two thousand years ago were not white. I don't mean for this to be racist in anyway, for those of you who could take this as a racist remark, but i don't think that a white person being born in a society of people who are not white, would most likely be out-casted, or be punished in some way.

  • @Mellincollin69 I'm not disagreeing with you in any way. I have actually made that argument myself, but Jesus was punished beyound understanding. everyone knows he was crusified, (not a clue how to spell that) but he was also whipped, starved, insulted, and as you said, out-casted.

  • OMG i saw the face of Jesus in the back of this vid!!! 

  • YOu are Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • Amen Blunty!! Lol

  • Dang Dude...You look and sound demonic. Feel sorry for you

  • If I was Jesus I would make every pice of toast have my face on it and pimp slap gorge bush

  • I saw the face of Jesus in Blunty's face in this video.

  • Are you ok dude? That video was somewhat.....crazed.

  • jesus is black

  • duuude.. do you drink coffee?? LOL

    Love ur vids by the way, been watching u since the lego stop-mo times ;)

  • so every time i make a piece of toast it's like entering a lottery! xD

  • also he wouldent be so pale, he lived aroud the middle east and the people from there arnt

  • no one actually knows what jesus looks like !!! all their seeing is representations of the fake jesus pics in the churches and catredrals. and tv

  • rev 1v13-15 Jesus has Afro hair

  • It's lame, it's always going to happen, and certain people will always bend logic to make things like this make sense.

    It's like current affairs TV, just ignore it, you're not going to be able to stem the tide.

  • The fronts and backs of cars often remind me of faces.

  • We played the 'face game' during a long,boring road trip in an effort to stay awake. Now I see certain Honda Civics and I blurt out 'look, its dimples!"

  • LOL, this is ridiculas, apparently on eBay the sold a fucking "Corn Flake" for like ... $1000, Because it looked like Jesus???!?!?!?

    Pffft

  • Santa is red because CocaCola marketed him as a red guy. Also, christmas wasn't actually a popular holiday like it is today 50-100 yrs ago

  • i am not a christian and i do not believe in any religious rubbish... but jesus was an actual person...

  • Someone else outside of my church gets it. I'm still waiting for people to catch onto the Christmas hypocrisy. Jeremiah 10: 1-5 clearly states that you shouldn't have a Christmas tree in your house yet come christmas time almost every "christian family" has one. Also the whole sunday think doesn't make sense 3 days and 3 nights I'm not sure how jesus could have died on good friday and risen early Sunday morning. Common sense people. I like my church because it takes all the b.s out of religon.

  • how do they know its not the face of john lennon or david spade!!!???

  • You're a smart man!XD

  • I consider myself as a man of faith. I believe in Jesus, and try to live my life in his image. Blunty said a few things about faith in the past, that were... ...lets say not that nice.

    But on this one he is 100% correct!

    I am always annoyed, that Jesus looks like a German! Blond hair, blue eyes...

    Jesus was a jew from the middle east. So he probably looked like a jew from the middle east.

    And: In the Bible is clearly written that we should not make a image of God anyway!

  • Growing up in Guatemala I always heard about "Little Brother Peter" and how a certain Cathedral was petitioning for him to be canonized. The medallions sold and given were of an indigenous man in friar's clothing.

    Then in 2003(?) he was given sainthood. Suddenly Little Brother Peter's image was that of a tall, blue-eyed man. -.-

  • After watching this i named my penis Jesus so now i see him all the time.

  • Looool! XD

  • @bonnet69s Hahahahahahah

  • "If you could reason with religous people, there would be no religious people."

  • Jesus was not a carpenter he was an entertainer.

    Saying that though i agree with you 100% and religeon is beyond a joke.

  • most awsome vlogger on youtube

  • Today when I was eating breakfast I noticed that my sandwich kinda looked like you, Blunty, which made me check out your vids for the first time in a few weeks :P

    So now I need those sweet Samsung stuff, and I totally need to check out your vids more often. You're just THAT awesome :D

  • Pareidolia.

  • i just ran a memtest86 and in a random pattern it was testing i just caught it said 4cee1bee9 "Foresee one benign" was it a ref to....him ?

  • couldn't agree more

    I also wish I could make a piece of toast that looked like him because of the money

  • I love the end "uhh that's gonna piss some people off" hahahahaha

  • That was pretty funny

  • the "jesus" face in the background is creepin me the fuck out

  • blunty...your awesome lol

  • true

  • I did not realise there were "power tools" in 20BC

  • offcourse there where, they had a JCB... Jesua invented it... hence the name... JC-B

  • woah, Blunty. i know you just ranted about this, but... i think i see Jesus's face in your background...

  • hahahahaahaha thats funny!!!!!

  • To cut a long story short the only reason we think jesus looks like that is because of the Da Vinci shroud which has been proved to have been created by Da Vinci himself...using his own face.

    The jesus image we have in modern culture today was actually crated by Da Vinci and is really a portrait of himself.

  • JESUS IS COMING... LOOK BUSY!

  • awesomely funny and a good point as always.... really digging the blue screen thing ya got going on recently

  • 5* again. "I wish i could just make a piece of toast with his face on it, just to make some cash... oh shit, that's gonna piss some people off..." lollol

  • lol - this is probably my favourate of your videos- because i agree with everything you have said! :D

  • lol rant

  • how can people see the face of jesus when know really knows what he looks like?

  • Agreed

  • Lol.

    rant.

  • Jesus has more important things to do than save lives, like make a cameo role in a tortilla

  • Blunty, you make me smile.

    Anywho, I totally agree. I laugh every time it happens. I see the face of the Galactic Overlord Xenu in my toast :)

    Hehe...

    I see funny pictures in the shapes on my wall... They often look like faces. Everything looks like faces. The headlights on cars, houses, buttons, you name it. I agree 100%

    You're mah hero! :D lol

  • I SAW JESUS IN MY YOUTUBE COMMENT!

  • You fucktrard. Abe Lincoln is on the penny!

  • u kno it might not be Jesus in that toast it could just be a hippie

  • Shitting ever 30 seconds? You should probably get that checked out.

  • Nooo it doesn't, nooo it doesn't, nooo it doesn't

    Made me laugh.

  • Could it be - Jesus was not the son of God but merely a carpenter who decided to have some fun by telling his neighbours - he is this mystical being but the joke went too far and Jesus did not have a clue how to explain to people that he just wanted to spice up his life.

    Maybe Jesus learned some conjuring skills on his travels and decided to entertain his followers but they perceived his conjuring as divine powers rather than a charismatic man doing his best to stay in the lime light.

  • @GeeBashBliss jesus never actually claimed to be divine at all- he was just a prophet... it was the people who later organized christianity that created his divine image.

  • he claimed to be the son of God multiple times, he said "i am" the night before he was killed. this was a phrase used by God in the old testament to identify himself as God. this is why they high priest Caiaphas tore his clothes in grief, because Jesus had blasphemed against God by saying he was divine.

  • Is that jesus in the background or chris crocker?

  • the lamest so called "jesus face appeared here" was on a freaking nail, that was cleary made by a heavy machine, with the average image of jesus you see on small coins that they sell on church, its a shame that a priest had to do things like that to make money, freaking vatican has tons of money to send to any church.

  • Yay for another rant. It's been a while.

  • It is pretty funny how people asume to see Jesus in certain things, when just like you said, everyone was long gone that even knew him and his image could not of possibly been portayed or even if he existed.

    Good video Blunty, keep it up :D

  • Any one see shit in clouds? I do... Gotta love the hate... I saw Abe Lincoln in a potato chip once... and Freddie Mercury in a bit of linoleum tile... so, what the fuck? My conception, or anyone else's for that matter, of Jesus can probably bee seen any where. Oh, and i saw Blunty in a pile of corned beef once. No joke. It was while i was making a reuben at work. Images are every where... but, so are fanatics... Lets get crazy people!

  • I saw Abe Lincoln in the back of a penny once. Seriously, it was weird.

    He's not angry at people who see things, he's angry at people who see things and then FREAK OUT as if the Jesus in the felafel was not only there but talking to them, telling them when he was gonna come and chill during the "rapture" if you believe in that crap.

  • It seems as if you're bouncing in a chair the whole time.

  • I looked at the bruise one and thought "Isn't that the guy from Nickelback". I'm going to start seeing Chad Kroeger everywhere. Fucking stalker

  • @jformaldehydem Haha! That is great.

  • Dude, Blunteh, u believe in any religion..? I'm not asking so that I can say sumthin bad bout it, I'm an atheist myself, just curious xD

  • ..............

  • hilarious!!!

  • LOL that was great

  • loooove your videos!!

  • Good God your videos suck balls. Thats why you have so many Subscribers! LOL. ;' )

  • wow that was extremely true and enlightening, i actually never thought about the picture of jesus before

    it is extremely annoying when people say they see his "face" in stuff though haha

  • Wet a cotton bud then draw the face on a piece of bread, using the cotton bud. Then put the bread in the toaster and when the toast burns you'll have a face.

  • AHAAHAH ROFL! love ya vids so much, good start to the morning!

  • Stop moving up and down while talking !!

  • it's funny

    if I found a face of Jesus in my toast

    I'd eat it

    then I'd go

    "shit I could have sold that for ten thousand dollars."

  • A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher said this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows what God looks like." And the girl said, "They will in a minute." From Ken Robinson - TED Talks (Schools Kill creativity)

  • You need your own TV Network Blunty. I am always entertained.

  • this is way too true.....

    A sandwich shaped like the virgin Mary sold

    for about $1,000,000 on ebay......

    BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MAGICAL SAMMICH!!!!

    OR YOU WILL DIE......

    and it's sad that people hype so much about such small things.........we shouldn't

  • when jesus was nailed to the cross, he looked at the woodwork and thought, get me my tools , this joins are crap

  • if he read that he'd say get me the white-out your spelling is crap

  • that was awesome and true

  • i sold my falaffle for 100 Grand =) and how did you make yourself black and white and the background in color?

  • He was standing in front of a green screen.

  • I know. Not to repeat my self, but how did he make the green screen image in color, and himself in black and white

  • thank you blunty

  • THANK YOU

  • You make a point Blunty but you need to chill out sometimes. There are stupid people in this world, if you let each single one of them get you worked up like this, you are going to die from a heart attack very soon.

  • I am 100% with you! and another thing.. whome ever created the common image of Jesus had to be white. I mean.. considering where Jesus was supposedly from.. wouldn't he be slightly darker in complection?!

  • Blunty, for the record, videos like this, the ones where you explode at something, are easily my favorites...

    be well, blunty, and keep it up ^_^

  • Ehhh doesn't bother me. I bring up the fact he was jewish all the time in that he was black/white argument.

    Though the fact about short hair when he was a carpenter was something I hadn't thought about before. I think that makes 100% sense. Cool.

  • we can't even know how jesus looks like ! maybe jesus looks like bruce willis :-?? and maybe he still exists ! maybe just yesterday he died and today he reincarnated into a pancake ! so now i just ate him ... damn :| i'm a man full of sins :))

  • great video lmao but whats the point of the video 99.99% of all human never saw god on a tortia in Mexico (insider joke ) Wonderful Arguments but still I see Drugs everywhere lmao thats a bigger problem than the 0.0000000000000000000000000000­0000001 % of people paying for a wannabe holy object lol

    by the way don't lie to us you are jesus lol you look like this jesus behind you ;-)

  • Wow, your version of Jesus is kinda hot. Now I'd rather see the abs and biceps of Jesus.

    Hey good point about face recognition being hard-wired into us. True.

  • I agree with you ! Damn you are good !

  • I think Jesus probably looked like Taylor Lautner.

  • DEAR GOD!!!! he could be jesus, think of it, he has a beard, brown hair (which he cut ti mask his appearance) and he denies the existance of jesus, which proves he is jesus as jesus would'nt reveal his existance in fear that the world would fall apart if the other religions were proved wrong........THIS MAKES JUST AS MUCH SENCE AS A PIECE OF TOAST THAT LOOKS LIKE JESUS

  • lovely! subscribes, rated*****.

  • You get 20 internets.

  • I love your videos. I love your videos so much. And I totally agree.

  • omg! I see two faces in this vid! And one looks like Jesus! I gotta sell that vid for a 100k Dollars on eBay!

    Get the irony? :D

  • LOL, spot on

  • god is not a he or a she. he is just the holy father, Jesus Christ and the holy spirit.

  • LMFAO im so using that as a quote on another website dude haha

    god is not a he or a she. he is just the holy father? LMAO i thought most "fathers" were men to be honest so how can you not know what gender he is if he is the "holy father"

    christianity is bullshit anyway tbh

  • P.S: That comment was for people on here, NOT Blunty! Awesome vid Blunty :D

  • Jesus was NOT killed by Jews!! Where are you getting this stuff?

  • its amazing how the non religous seem to know more then the religous about their own religon

  • I know it's astounding! For example many members of my family believe in karma though they are all Catholic or Lutheran. Incidentally I'm a secularist myself, though when I informed them that karma is a principle of Hindu and some lines of Buddhism, they just dismissed it as the ravings of someone who does not share their religious idiocies and their weak and detrimental ideologies of faith.

  • because the non-religious question religion, too many of the religious do not test their faith

  • your right because people think just because they follow a religion they think they are experts of that religion

  • this would be funny if the face of Jesus was always the object

    more often its Mary or things weeping some rancid oil.

    in the ancient world thunder was Zeus or al Jehovah farting ... everything was about the gods because we didnt have science.

    now its pieces of toast with a face because most things that were in the ancient world miraculous can now be scientifically explained

  • Some people will do anything for attention. or money

  • @TheBurtmeister

    blunty for one

  • we are not programed to see faces, but patterns and familiar patterns, but u were close lol

  • amen

  • the funnything is that the face of Jesus isn't even the face of Jesus lol someone just drew whatever they felt like Jesus should look like. Considering from the supposed birthplace of Jesus, he would have look middle eastern rather than a white hippie lol THAT'S THE FUNNY PART haha

  • As a christian I fully agree with what your saying. It's true there is no description of Jesus' physical appearance except as you said he was just an ordinary bloke, there was nothing significant about his appearance.

    It's also very observant of you to say Jesus would be buff. He was indeed a carpenter, a tradie of his time.

    I'll never understand why people always assume its Jesus' face on items. However I'll admit that nutri grain did look like E.T

  • I was the guy that wanted to burn the piece of toast with Jesus's face on it just because I think it would be doing the Good Lord a favor.

  • dear , jesus was kiled by jews and he was not from jews he was from arab palastinian , why do you think jews killed him.

  • youre some work of the bible reading

    jesus was a jew therefore jesus was killed by only ONE jew and the roman army

  • He was a Roman

    His Father was Tiberius Iulius Abdes Pantera (c. 22 BCE CE 40)

    He was a Roman archer of the Cohors I Sagittariorum

    He died in Germany

    His military records admit illegitimate child Yesu Ben Pandera to Mary during his years of service in Judea

    He said he offered marriage but Mary chose to stay with Joseph and raise their son as a Jew

    If you read Latin you will find this and more in the scrolls of Celsus

  • totally true blunty very good argument about the face of jesus on random stuff oh and i also heard that a group of people saw the virgin mary in a waterfall very, very strange stuff out there

  • This reminds me of a cartoon I drew early this year of a tabloid with the headline: "Jesus' Face Seen In Pile Of Bullshit".

    Great video.

  • I heard once that a some woman in the U.S. saw the face of Jesus "in" her dog's bum.

  • I had an ex who once saw the face of Jesus in one of my used condoms.

  • so true no knows what he looks like, but 1 other thing i wish the churches would answer, what is god exactly, i mean he ant human he ant a spirit, because the hole meaning of a spirit/soul is what is in a conscious living being before death, and as far as i know he was not living from are stand point. and more then that where he come from, did he/it just appear out of thin air one day, my answer to this question is simple he is an alien plain up, (yes i am a christian with a lot of questions)

  • just had to say that great video by the way

  • ahahaha no it doesn't, no it doesn't hah lol

  • Oh blunty...I can always count on your mentaly handicapped ranting to kill my good mood, your my hero<3

  • i see the face of jesus in my face...mostly because i look somewhat like jesus

  • I found it kinda creepy that Jesus was looming over your shoulder for the entire video...

  • Love the bouncing!

  • I love you and your ranting. And it's not just because I'm a stupid American and I like listening to your accent... :)

  • What you say about organized Religion at the start are my thoughts exactly. Keep up the good work Blunty, the world needs people that speak sense, even if it's on such a trivial matter :)

  • no one knows how Jesus look like, totally right i agree.

  • your very right..

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  • lol

  • It's a sign Jesus Christ is coming!!

    Repent sinners!

    Convert to Christianity before it's to late.

  • agree withTegath2000

  • deep breath, Blunty, nice deep breath.

  • I saw the face of jesus! (behind you)

  • this is just one of the many reasons why i refuse to partake in Christianity in anyway.

    that and there are more contradictions to prove that "true story" wrong. its just doesnt fucking work.