Blood in Blood out (Classic Lines)

[5150scottie5150]

What does magic say??? 4:06 4:07 please anyone

[mario233970]

1 is not a vato

[funkindemup]

I am SO off to watch this....right now!

[GOnzo21506]

No "imma paint you like an Aztec princess" lol

[TheAtheistviking]

It is impossible to fit all the classic lines in this movie into a five minute montage. Every line spoken in this movie is a fucking classic. This movie is just one long charade of oneliners, but the ones spoken by Big Al are the best. If all gays were as cool as him, there wouldn`t be no homophobia in this world.

"In your dreams Pedrooo, in your dreams!"

[garzaeddie32]

Best movie ever made close, to boys n da hood!

[1995ivang]

gimme chon chon

[DMCofWar]

Dude....... Magic looks Fucking Dangerous!!!!

[DETROIT2MILWAUKEE]

HOLA PRETTY IZ U BLONDE ALL OVER

[lefthookricky]

@DETROIT2MILWAUKEE "Shut the fuck up faggot"........"Leave me Alone" LOL

[378TPO]

"I don't want his pork chop... I want his life!"

[FlawlessVictory187]

shes looks a lil bow legged to me al!

[doublethumpbass89]

"For a pinche pack of smokes and a snort of COCA!!!!"

[doublethumpbass89]

"You want me to rape you ehh PUTO!!!!"

Magic: were making a horrible mistake!!! Don't you understand that!! What are you blind or what??!

"Yeppa yeppa yeppa!!!"

"Who are you fighting??!"

"Tres puntos!!!!!"

"I'm gonna cut that placa off you...you aint no vato loco"

[kataishin]

2:35

[Meksiccan1]

Like my comment if you know the movie by heart!!!!!!!!

[meggy6792]

LOOOOVE this movie! :D

[luis52773]

u white bitch give mee some chon chon lol

[Jairs2]

*Door Opens*

"Who the fuck are you, pendejo??"

"Who the fuck are YOU?! I live here, pinche guey!!"

Goddamn it thats so fucking hilarious..

[KingManny15]

Wheres the "no llores vato, dont cry"

[skullpumas]

good movie damian chapa is good actor but we don't have tortiyas yea

[Clov3r1904]

Punk ass maadafuukaaa!!

[shad0wMata]

MOVE ON NIGGER BEFORE I CARPET MY CELL WITH YOUR BLACK SKIN!! loooool that line was racist as fuck but that dude delivered it so comically it's just hard not to laugh!!! lol!! i love this movie!!

[lediable76]

gimme some chon chon!!



[BigBrueser]

comedy gold

[srthatejeep]

Luv this movie, big al is my favorite character, funny ass hell!!!

[BigDog91527]

01:46 i never got where that knife comes from. Is it from his pocket? Strapped on his belt? Is the knife a foldout or made up of one piece?

[1SpeedDean]

1:34

gayest line in movie history!

[skuxxdoxx]

in your dreeeaamms hahahahahahaha

[acro72]

What did popeye say at 0:53 haha I dint get it,,, it was like ORALE BONAFAY!

[OctieLOL]

@acro72 Orale Bonafay, thats a fucking fine comb you got, you should give it to one of my bitches"

[Msmikasman]

popeye was a bitch!!!!

[UmonHon74LIFE]

"So what I'm I supposed to tell my parole officer?"

[ogsimon1904]

@UmonHon74LIFE tell him to suck his pee-pee.

[pitufina22710]

Jungle Bunnies Lmao 

[ayman1006]

Chickenshit motherfuckers.

[VOD713]

Magic is the best

[iluvmeforever10]

' Our Lord Is Blushiing'(:

Haha!

[iNdOSmOkEz707]

Haha "mutha fucka!"

[713TONI713]

thiz tha best fukin muvie

[FlawlessVictory187]

she looks a lil bow legged to me al!

[kep1221]

the best line isn't even in here.

"puts peace sign to chest" VATOS LOCOS FORAYYYYVER HOMES, FORAYYYYVVER

[BlueSsV]

theres way more cool lines in this movie

[NoSpaceToHide]

Popeye should have been killed. Pinche Snitch.

[Manic8anorexic]

I remember watching this recently and realized the guy at 0:32 is Ernie from George Lopez and couldn't stop laughing after that.

[18Katracho]

NOW FOR MY BROWN BROTHASSS.....SORRY NO TORTILLA EHHH!!

[PacoAGUlLAR]

VL fuck a 3puntos

[bsxe88]

in your dreams pedrou in your dreams !! xD

[100ivanhell]

the chef is james hetfield? hahahahahahaha

[theamazingethann]

A HOOD CLASIC 4 HOODZ ALONE

[TheMonkeykillah]

EPIC

[gooniegunclub187]

Give me sum cho cho !!!LOL

[eImalomeIIeva]

sorry no tortilla

[komatised1]

"flirt on ya own time elbert" haha!

[shoorty36]

GIVE ME SUM CHON CHON......BAHAHAHA........

[gothless]

Punk ass muthafucka!

[JohnDoe66669]

seriously underrated film, a lot of performers gave it all here, classic stuff...

[jordyindo]

A TODA MADRE O UN DESMADRE !

[Dyanderringer]

I'd like to see the flick, it looks pretty lethal

Less movie talk more realistic slurs!

[cmac3107]

@Dyanderringer It's a great movie

[janespeaks]

LMAO, Ahh, now for my brown brothas!....Sorry, no totiyahssss.

I love watching this film. Great cast, uncensored, non-politically correct dialogue; just RAW.

It not only shows the surface issues like; rapes & murders. It addresses core issues like; corrupt officers & wardens, how the gangs "run" the prisons through their illegal trades & how NO ONE in the federal gov't is stopping what's really going on in state prisons even though it is known that there is corruption & crime being committed.

[silenthatedyouth]

3:44 whoo whoo SHE'S JEALOUS

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

in your dreams perdoo in urr dreamss

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

im gna fold ur bluffin hands one day u chicken shit mother fucker HAHaHaHAH fucking big al

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

noww for my brown brothaa soariee noe tortillaa hahah

[sickofitall915]

NOW FOR MY BROWN BROTHER SORRY THERE AINT NO TORTILLA AHAHAHAHA

[gilsoniteminer]

Chicano U-turn. For cheap times.

[monkeymethods]

GIMME SOME CHON CHON!! hahaha

[kingdaxter15]

@1:45 i need one of those belts

[Sticky2307]

In your dwiems Pedro, in your dwiems!

[eImalomeIIeva]

in your dreams pedro

[bunnysurfer26]

HAHAHAH 3:03 "Muevete Buero" Classic. Victor Rivers

[ardillahhhh]

@bunnysurfer26¨güero no buero ^^

[nulla38]

cook the man some eggs ......thats the funniest line

[ardillahhhh]

alá is flushed¡ ○○

[NIGHT454]

This shit is too much hahaha

[TL1RK15H]

It's good - real good but you're missing a few classic lines - what about Miklo telling Bob about the suggestion box? Al telling Bob he got 10 minutes, Paco telling Manos he's on the K-mart pay as u can plan? The police officer telling Paco to raise the bumper like his uppercut?

Just a few suggestions....

[johnblah1234]

@TL1RK15H the chukie scene was pretty good too

[xGATZNRIVALSx]

ay ay ay its kool he crashin here

[reddolfan99]

you missing one of the best lines..... "chicanos killing chicanos, thats what they want. blacks and chicanos killing each other, thats what they want. you have a lot to learn about being chicano huero."

[itzbernie100]

Nice video

[DB0175]

oh yea!! now i remember what was the best line in the movie for me that's Not on here.

The part where Miklo hurts himself working at that tire shop or what ever he scream's Ahh!! ''pinche baboan!!'' lol yea how the hell that part is not mention i thaught that sounded funny as hell.

[DB0175]

I personaly like the lines that are Not on here when popeye says ''Suave AL'' in a funny voice when miklo first gets introduce to AL,and when miklo says ''Detective.. Big time'' when he's first talking to paco on the phone after he gets out of prison he says the line ''big time'' again later in the libary scene and chuey's funny john wayne impression when him and cruz were talking shit to paco i like those parts and the ones here also.

[aduran91017]

Hey go change a tire guerro! lol

[stxjoe]

"gimme some chon chon" classic

[TorresJose26]

0:56 is that Samuel L Jackson on the right?!?

[AfrikanEmpowerment]

My Mexican homie told me NEVER trust a GRINGO!

[TheGstar1985]

TEXAS BBQ

[mrespinoza09]

Give me some CHONE CHONE!!!!! Thats the best line ever I still tell my wife that! LOL

[LewisDwayne]

0:01

STRANGER: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PENDEJO??

MIKLO:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? I LIVE HERE PINCHE WEY.. HAHAHAHA BEST PART xD

[throwed505native]

no pinto beanz 4 u baby, strictly texas Bar.B.Q....

[sheldons7]

Did they ever get the guy at the lunch line?

Make me sleep better tonight if they did

[TheGstar1985]

@sheldons7 Yep he got shanked lol

[keekieMonster]

ronald reagan asshole

[babygangsta91]

haha ur mama was a freebie. 2nd best line in this movie

[AngryEyebrows96]

2:13 MOTHAA FUCKAA xD

[Ivansprofile]

"Ay, tell him to suck his pee pee."

[886xx]

"Give me some chon chon" LMAO



[coachru14]

Oohh mami that feels good..pero cuidado con el chorizo we might need it for later !

[sickofitall915]

Now for my brown brothers sorry there aint no tortilla

[Pnutt5100]

All funny shit aside they don't make shit like this anymore fuckin classic!!!

[jdelatorre89]

You white bitch! GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON!! lol

[plus77mann]

"hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella"

[DrEAMMooNxx26]

orale bonofive lol !!!!!

[crisesco]

ahh you missed the im the boogeyman scene!

[elfirrepins]

The food line scene has to rated among one of the best scenes ever in film history!

[XGeN0cIDeXxx]

lol u missed da part wen there planning to rob the trunk n popeye n milkweed is fight n the other dudes find out he stealing money frm ther job at the tire pleace retred shop n da one spanish dude be like fuck me poo pe its mde funny da way he say it dude da whole movie funny as shit get high or drunk n watch it its fuckn funny

[sikfreak6969]

"Hey.......tell him to suck his pee pee" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[m3LaNi3Y]

u left out - i dont want his pork chop. i want his life.

[sikfreak6969]

@m3LaNi3Y Best line...

[PanshitoBMX]

gime me you chon chon!

[dasteelers75]

"Move on nigger, before I carpet my cell with your black skin". Lol! Classic.

[rocklookalike]

flirt on your own time albert

oh oh who shes jealous

Lmao

[drfreemason]

Hey wheres my chop,hey i want my f***kin chop purko, we only get pork once a year i know you got more back there, i aint buying whats mine.. takes off his glasses, get of the trip homes no freebies for you, YOUR MAMA WAS A FREEBIE!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[WERST11TH]

- "heeey - tell him to go suck his pee pee"

[UmonHon74LIFE]

@WERST11TH "jajaja Simone!"

[Noizpunk138]

Pop eye n Al haha fukn funny shit they say

[PuddlesOfGore]

were gonna stick you on pots and pans with the niggers lol

[ericace801218]

Give me some chon-chon!!!

[token461]

1:29

[surfingusa]

midnight coming so give it up esay

[hav2see]

gimme some chon cho

[GeenBAlopTeeVee]

you should give that coam to some of my bitches

[88NENATUBE]

I'm gonna fold your bluffing hand some day you chicken shit mother fucker!!! ... In your dreams Pedrooooo..In your dreams!!! lmfao

[88NENATUBE]

You better watch your back cause I'm gonna riiiiiiiiide you!!

[88NENATUBE]

You white bitch gimme some chon chon!!! lol...

[15youngblack]

@88NENATUBE what is chon chon

[chaosdemons]

YOUR MAMA WAS A FREEBIE

[moznico]

lol we're watching (or my "man") is watching that now.... ; )

[ThePonciano2010]

i brought you monkeys some coconuts vest line ever wen smokey blows up cheap times

[chalehome]

sorry ain't no tortilla eh at 2:48 classic

[rocko562]

gimme sum chon chon!

[HueyRocks23]

"Hey, tell'em to suck his pee-pee."

[559LOSO]

al is hilarious :D 

[psycho4334]

give me some chon chon ftw!!!!

[toxityzone]

But in spanish that line are best ,hey cenicienta la carne blanca no esta en venta deberias estar trabajando y la media noche esta muy cerca

[OKMRDX]

I wish i had a mustache like Magic Mike.

[gmorales14]

"Flirt on your own time, Albert."

"Oooh hoo hoo hoo, she's jealous!"

This fucking makes me laugh every time!

[badazzfeliciano]

i don't give a dyum who that taco eatin 'muthafucka was lol that was best line in the whole movie

[ymcauloser]

popeye and big al have the best lines in this movie!!

[mytch91]

wheres cinderella go find yourself a fella

[sssbbbwww30]

cocaine is americas cup of coffeeee lol hahaha

[magtownrep]

Someone needs to post the clip where the guy says something to the effect of "you can't be a soldier no more vato! You ain't got no leg vato!" I've only seen this movie once like four years ago and that part still makes me laugh when I think of it.

[aduran91017]

Go change a tire Guerro! lol

[Muskelegger1990]

4:10 u see montana looking into the camera

[Tiguron26]

@ zacatecas he says "allah is blushing" not blessy like the other moron said

[thekingofoakland]

@JosephineMoss Freak.

[Ndobless]

SIMOON

[zacatetas]

"who the fuck are you? I live here pinche guey" lol my fave. alot of these were good ones tooo

[IrreveRANT100]

You missed two of the best lines: "Hey, Cinderellaaaa, go find yourself a fel-laaa...you're on the clock, bitch and midnight's comin'"

"Get outta here, before I make you my bitch." LOL

Great vid, though!

[johnnynoche]

@IrreveRANT100 seriously missing alot of lines in this but this vid is still badass

[DECTWENTYONE2012]

Orale Bonefide, thats a fuckified comb you got hahahaha

[TripleOG1991]

get the fuk outta here befor i make you my bitch line is From magic lol

[xikilledthescenekidx]

im gonna fold your bluffing hands someday you chicken shit mother fucker

[cfromcinci513]

Tell him to suck his pee pee !

[kingpoe1]

i would have killed the white guy at the spot

[brotherwanky12]

ALRIGHT YOU WHITE BITCH GIMMIE SOME CHO CHO

[TheVL506]

Vatos Locos Forever VL506

[TheVL506]

Vatos Locos forever!! 506VL

[DETROIT2MILWAUKEE]

u forgot one of the best lines in the whole film when popeye and clavo are planning the armored truck robbery and meklo says "u got the power to jack yourself off"

[iloveyoursmile69]

in your dreams pedro, in your dreams

[Itachi13]

My House!!! lol

[thrashndie]

orale popeye is a fuckin fag. he pissed me off through the whole movie.

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

give me some chawchaw!

[thrashndie]

@RedHotChiliPrimus He says chon chon fool

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

@MrHIJINIO fuck do i know,im not Mexican