"PROCTOR, his eyes full of tears: 'I can. And there's your first marvel, that I can. You have made your magic now, for now I do think I see some shred of goodness in John Proctor. Not enough to weave a banner with, but white enough to keep it from such dogs.' (Elizabeth, in a burst of terror, rushes to him and weeps against his hand.) 'Give them no tear! Tears pleasure them! Show honor now, show a stony heart and sink them with it! (He has lifted her and kisses her now with great passion.)'" 133
"PROCTOR, with a cry of his whole soul: 'Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!!!'" -- Arthur Miller, "The Crucible", p133
"Now, look you! All of you: We danced, that is all. And mark this: Let anyone breathe a word, or the edge of a word about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents heads on the pillow next to mine, and I have seen some reddish work done at night! And I can make you wish you never saw the sun go down." -- Winona Ryder "The Crucible"
My drama teacher accidentally put this on in the auditions for my school production of the Crucible (got Cheever ^_^) and to this day, everyone who was in the audition giggles at the word whore XD
@delltell147 dude i just want to thank you for this video... it's kept me and my other friends doing this play for one act laughing constantly! end of scene 3 everytime :RAISING UP A WHORE! Everyone else "raising up a whore"
lol I think the movie would've been awesome as hell if when he said "I HAVE KNOWN HER!" every man in the village and even some girls took turns proclaiming... "I HAVE ALSO KNOWN HER", "AND I AS WELL" "WE HAVE ALL KNOWN HER!!!"
just got an image in my mind of Achmed in this movie... IT'D HAVE A FUNNY AS HELL SEEN!! He'd say, "Hello... I am Lindsay Lohaaaaaaaann!" (have to watch the first episode of Achmed to get it) then they'd say, "WITCH!! Lindsay Lohan! She is a witch!"... Achmed, "I kill you!"... then Achmed sets off a bomb on his chest around them all like all suicide bombers... then they all die... except for Achmed... he was already dead... or maybe that's the truth on how he died...
Today in class we were watching the movie, and when the scene where he says "Mister Proctor" I almost said Mista procta thinking I was watching this video xD
does anyone know where i can watch the movie online? If its possibe? I'm in a production of this at my school and I want to see how my character is played in the movie. If anyone knows please tell me. Thank you!
lmao Danforth do have a funny voice,and abby is a whore.i love the movie and book my english class just got done reading it now we gonna be writing hella essays on this.
Haha, we are watching this movie in english..we were reading the book (play) but we never got to the part when john proctor is sentenced. and i was like =O.
@Kayonmangement - Just do your own schoolwork. You'll never amount to anything if you ask others to do things for you because you're too lazy to figure it out for yourself.
i was at my school's performance of the show last night and it was absolutely brilliant, but i knew after "take away this torment" the next line was "WHORE!!!"
and every time they said "what say you mister____?" i would say "i say you are pulling heaven down and raising up a whore"
This has inspired me to cut the Crucible down to about 20 seconds. There is so much mob mentality in this film that I think a tasteful collage of the angry witch burners would be pretty funny. The first 20 seconds of this made me about spew my coffee all over the screen. Awesome.
i was mad as fuck when these people were just going into a mass hysteria over someone saying that another person was a witch... still a nice movie though.
you should have put in this clip the moment where goodie Putnam screams "THOMAS" at the beginning... Here in France, we haven't understood why she was screaming like that and it made us laugh a lot!
Our English teacher was trying to find clips of the movie to play after we read the script in class. He found this on accident, which played up until about 0:47.
@GardianOfLight ahahahh that is so funny! I will just randomly remember this and start laughing hysterically... it didn't really do me any favours in my exam!!
"PROCTOR, his eyes full of tears: 'I can. And there's your first marvel, that I can. You have made your magic now, for now I do think I see some shred of goodness in John Proctor. Not enough to weave a banner with, but white enough to keep it from such dogs.' (Elizabeth, in a burst of terror, rushes to him and weeps against his hand.) 'Give them no tear! Tears pleasure them! Show honor now, show a stony heart and sink them with it! (He has lifted her and kisses her now with great passion.)'" 133
ShabbasDragoon 10 hours ago
"PROCTOR, with a cry of his whole soul: 'Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!!!'" -- Arthur Miller, "The Crucible", p133
ShabbasDragoon 10 hours ago
"WHORE!" :)
ShabbasDragoon 1 day ago
wtf
mcguire1kai 1 week ago
"Now, look you! All of you: We danced, that is all. And mark this: Let anyone breathe a word, or the edge of a word about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents heads on the pillow next to mine, and I have seen some reddish work done at night! And I can make you wish you never saw the sun go down." -- Winona Ryder "The Crucible"
DarthZimmeris666 2 weeks ago
lol
DarthZimmeris666 2 weeks ago
What about where the old man is like "But I need these two sticks to walk :(" I'm not a witch. :(
Supernam07 3 weeks ago
"And raising up a whore, and raising up a whore, and raising up a whore" I love that bit, can't watch it wivout saying it along with Proctor.
LvDepp 3 weeks ago
My drama teacher accidentally put this on in the auditions for my school production of the Crucible (got Cheever ^_^) and to this day, everyone who was in the audition giggles at the word whore XD
CreamPuffOtaku 1 month ago
@CreamPuffOtaku Jami? if yes LOL i remember that happening shame she took whore out of it...
folka18 1 month ago
lol 3 years later and this still cracks me up xD
delltell147 1 month ago 3
@delltell147 dude i just want to thank you for this video... it's kept me and my other friends doing this play for one act laughing constantly! end of scene 3 everytime :RAISING UP A WHORE! Everyone else "raising up a whore"
ryansingingsuperlame 2 days ago
Lots of people point like that!!
49fortyniners 1 month ago
0:17-0:26. Damn People had shitty hygiene back then.
49fortyniners 1 month ago
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49fortyniners 1 month ago
This book is so fucking gay!
49fortyniners 1 month ago 3
epic remix
Lenora1854 1 month ago
0:40 til the end: U mad bro?
Rimshot568 1 month ago
60 people must have seen the Devil!!!
LinksWifeforEvr 1 month ago
LOL!!!!!!!
LinksWifeforEvr 1 month ago
lol I think the movie would've been awesome as hell if when he said "I HAVE KNOWN HER!" every man in the village and even some girls took turns proclaiming... "I HAVE ALSO KNOWN HER", "AND I AS WELL" "WE HAVE ALL KNOWN HER!!!"
KristovGaedkavich 1 month ago
Lazy turd.
spangleandmarmite 1 month ago
Lazy turd.
spangleandmarmite 1 month ago
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Kayonmangement 2 months ago
just got an image in my mind of Achmed in this movie... IT'D HAVE A FUNNY AS HELL SEEN!! He'd say, "Hello... I am Lindsay Lohaaaaaaaann!" (have to watch the first episode of Achmed to get it) then they'd say, "WITCH!! Lindsay Lohan! She is a witch!"... Achmed, "I kill you!"... then Achmed sets off a bomb on his chest around them all like all suicide bombers... then they all die... except for Achmed... he was already dead... or maybe that's the truth on how he died...
MrAwesomedude96 2 months ago
Today in class we were watching the movie, and when the scene where he says "Mister Proctor" I almost said Mista procta thinking I was watching this video xD
lmvks 2 months ago
0:41 to the end:
seriously, what are they saying?!?!?!
itiswhatitis8888 2 months ago
lmao this movie is awesome
WhiskeyTango12 2 months ago
christ, just give him back his name or youre both grounded
pizzabox07 2 months ago 4
Holy shit Ed Rooney is pissed.
AndHoldTheMayo 2 months ago
LMAO!
smitrib 2 months ago
HOOOOAAA!
bignslipery123 3 months ago
must of had a pretty fuckin good name !!
bkapersian9 3 months ago
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Sylar1282 3 months ago
Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta?
allisonnkristinee 3 months ago 38
@allisonnkristinee: Before Ferris Bueller :D
dennizblunts22 3 months ago
@allisonnkristinee LOL! I was about to write the same exact comment, but then I looked up and lo and behold!
RedCastle335 2 months ago
(in a high pitched voice) Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor?
tehcrackernoob 3 months ago 4
LMAO !!!!!!
tmac13in34 3 months ago
Lol Abagails face!
WiggleTick 3 months ago
Every time I hear John scream WHORE!! I bust out laughing uncontrollably. Her face is priceless.
Sagesrage 4 months ago
JOHN PROCTOR UR DEAD! LOL
GimmeCrossfireHaks 4 months ago
Listen to Daniel Day-Lewis shouting "WHOOORE" here.
Now listen to him shouting "DRAAAINAAAAAGE" in There Will be Blood
freereg29 4 months ago
i have the "mr.Procter" song stuck in my head....its catchy!
raiANDdani 4 months ago 3
I point like that.
nextstep333 4 months ago
Could you please repeat and slow down some more? not enough gay in this video
U23Drocs 5 months ago
who points like that lmao
237cupcake 5 months ago
teacher showed this and i said 'have you seen the devil mr.procter' and he practically fell down laughing in the middle of the test
deafchick0911 7 months ago
it's the princible from ferris buller's day off... that's why he points likethat...ha!...
gullwingtrucks 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gosh! I'm so immature! XD
issueagent 7 months ago
You know.. that novel you've been working on for three years.. Mr Proctor?
adrianrox5050 9 months ago 4
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itscycro 9 months ago
LOL @ the scenes beginning at 0:40 . looks like they are yelling at each other..lOl
GreenEyez2oO7 10 months ago
does anyone know where i can watch the movie online? If its possibe? I'm in a production of this at my school and I want to see how my character is played in the movie. If anyone knows please tell me. Thank you!
laugh4fun1 10 months ago
@laugh4fun1
google it? -.-
cafeko 10 months ago
MISTA PROKTAH!!!
PhiiRob 11 months ago
AMAZING!!
mrinvincible2001 11 months ago
did they not have toothpaste back in the day smh at john procters buttery ass teeth
briadeeanddeidrap 1 year ago
Winona Ryder is a WHORE.
zarcon94 1 year ago
mr. procter. hahahahah
TheGrapesapples 1 year ago
Who does not like this video?! Got to be out of your mind. It is so funnnny!
Jacquelyn104 1 year ago
who points like that haha
Apink420 1 year ago
40 People Are WHOREEES!
MachFiveGaming 1 year ago 101
@MachFiveGaming 53* are whores
ABon1212 4 months ago
@MachFiveGaming Make that 55 people
pandapunk1993 2 months ago
did anyone else read this out of the "red brick"? This video made it all worthwhile.
Moppa824 1 year ago
haha this just made my day.
Moppa824 1 year ago
they were dancing naked in a forest
nuff said
Kurama034 1 year ago
lmao Danforth do have a funny voice,and abby is a whore.i love the movie and book my english class just got done reading it now we gonna be writing hella essays on this.
theycallmekiki3 1 year ago
0:24 John, please brush yo teeth!
DementedXShenzi 1 year ago
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@DementedXShenzi his teeth was so rusty looking,i wonder what they used for toothpaste in this time period
theycallmekiki3 1 year ago
LOL 00:47
"John Proctor's going down" :L
xxoXfrenchieXoxx 1 year ago
anyone notice at about :41 it looks like an airplane passed by up in the sky? =O
MrGuitarZeroe 1 year ago
@MrGuitarZeroe omg ur right!
dancingqueen0318 1 year ago
Haha, we are watching this movie in english..we were reading the book (play) but we never got to the part when john proctor is sentenced. and i was like =O.
it was like a turn for me!
realghost164 1 year ago
someone needs to do a repeat of the part where Goody Putnam shouts "Thomas!" lulz.
xhugsxokissesx 1 year ago
I read this in my language arts class! lol
StephenYap3 1 year ago
@StephenYap3 Have you read the Crucible?
If you have
In what ways does the subject of identity raised in the final scene?
What do you think is the single most important subject of the play?
How are Elizabeth and John both tortured by guilt?
Why does Elizabeth refuse to influence Johns decision?
Do you think John reached the final decision at the end of the play?
Use quotations or specific reasons and references from the text (If you can please).
I really need help with these questions
Kayonmangement 2 months ago
@Kayonmangement - Just do your own schoolwork. You'll never amount to anything if you ask others to do things for you because you're too lazy to figure it out for yourself.
lacouerfairy 2 months ago
WHOREEE!!! lawl
VampQueen999 1 year ago
LOLOLOL. You should make another funny vid of this.
Sciencelover5 1 year ago
i was at my school's performance of the show last night and it was absolutely brilliant, but i knew after "take away this torment" the next line was "WHORE!!!"
and every time they said "what say you mister____?" i would say "i say you are pulling heaven down and raising up a whore"
Melly2oo 1 year ago
0:56 "who points like this" ?? ahahha
doglover4303 1 year ago 3
wow i was laughing so hard i started to cry hahaha
lovesababe 1 year ago
Remake this with the scene where Abigail grabs John's balls and clean up the audio I would appreciate it.
IGPXer 1 year ago
you should have put in the scene where the priest says "you are a... brainless man!
mindmonkey00 1 year ago
lol i remember i watched this last year in english... its way better than the scarlett letter
guitarguy5 1 year ago
@guitarguy5 hahah we had to do both of those too, this is so much better not even close
YOpeepsitsdavid 1 year ago
How could you not include Danforth saying 'Propaaaa loyaaaa'?
kikimckenzie 1 year ago
This has inspired me to cut the Crucible down to about 20 seconds. There is so much mob mentality in this film that I think a tasteful collage of the angry witch burners would be pretty funny. The first 20 seconds of this made me about spew my coffee all over the screen. Awesome.
Nordsee1876 1 year ago 2
LOL whoops i was reading through the comments for this video and i saw my old comment and it already said something about the Tituba part, LMFAO!
oreoxcookies 1 year ago
hahah this never fails to crack me up! xDD
you should've added that one part where Tituba said "Tituba no do bad TING"
oreoxcookies 1 year ago
who would of guess that danforth was Herbert the pervert
SuupahShot 1 year ago
mr proctor mr proctor lmao
Apink420 1 year ago
who points like that lol
godogolf627 1 year ago
:48 - :50 it sounds like he's saying "shut the fuck up, Georgia!"
1845net 1 year ago
oh god why did I lol so hard at this
Solgineer 1 year ago
did he says whore? 0:03
KakashiSenseiRox 1 year ago
@KakashiSenseiRox yes lol - exactly what she is
furubafuruba94 1 year ago
i love abigail's eyes when she is called Whore in the beginning
ilovefluffysheep 1 year ago
when he says rasing up s whore he sounds like hes about to burst into song
sweetheart613 1 year ago
you have too much free time.
athenazg 1 year ago
Good video but where is Mr Hale?! He deserves his own video entitled Mr Hottie!!
PeedyTheHairyHobbit 1 year ago
hahah nice
alexanderarena 1 year ago
yall got a lot of views on this. andrea just wow
djtrae6 1 year ago
' rasing up a whorewe' LOL!! ABIGAL'S EYES WERE SOOO FUNNI!
BLUESTUFF8 1 year ago
what about "I say God is dead!!!!!!"
RoxtarA7X 1 year ago
...Now I'm afraid of Hale. And heck, he's a priest! XD
XoulsRainez 1 year ago
If ur a Winona Ryder fan like I am, i just uploaded BOYS (1996) Enjoy.
JAVMAN3000 1 year ago
LMAO !!!
Danforth: "Mr Proctor Mr Proctor"
tht made me laugh :L
xCameronP 1 year ago 3
okay... O.o that was weird
HaruPrincess143 1 year ago
OMG!!! My ribs hurt from laughing soooo much!!! :D
PrincessQPatsy 1 year ago
what about. "THIS GIRL HAS GONE WILD!"
sparkyshiiiiiiiii 1 year ago
tomas putman points like that
bteamballer 1 year ago
0:17 , really touching scene though. You should have made fun of these scene when he screams "GOD IS DEAAAAD!!!!
triplev789 1 year ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
triplev789 1 year ago
Hahahaha !!!
Mr Proctor !!
tht made me laugh so much ! :L
GearsKing189 1 year ago
LOL this is the funniest shit ever
NaViTeCk 1 year ago
LOL!!!! RIGHT UP MY STREET. so funnyyy, lol. mr prcotor mr proctor mr proctor
LEAVE ME MY NAME!! absolute lol
tzipporahfandango 1 year ago
When Governor Danforth says "Mr. Proctor", he sounds like Herbert from family guy... lol
raoorz 1 year ago
Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? hahahahaha
Trustbus1 1 year ago 2
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Because It Is My Nameeeeeeeee!!
bannababy96 1 year ago
BECAUSE IT IS MY NAME!!!!!!!
jessicaann14 1 year ago 4
WHORE!
kururujang 1 year ago 23
mr procter ???
Apink420 1 year ago 3
LOL
Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor?
joeydestroyer 1 year ago
so much funnier after watching the movie
TheJimbob12345678910 1 year ago 3
plankton from spongbob points like that hahahahha
duncyno1 2 years ago
i was mad as fuck when these people were just going into a mass hysteria over someone saying that another person was a witch... still a nice movie though.
SergeantDougie 2 years ago
Easily much better is the 'Crucible' movie from 1957.
kub73158 2 years ago
yes, but this is so bad, it's funny!
UltimaGamer4000 1 year ago
i love the look on abigail's face when she's called a whore!! xD
iHeartSantaFanta 2 years ago
My classes' favorite part of the book was the "Sweated like a stallion" line.
ForcheAlex 2 years ago 5
@ForcheAlex mine to. :)
bignslipery123 3 months ago
we watched the movie so this is hilarious to us.
xxusagixchanxx 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
mr proctor mr proctor mr proctor mr proctor o.O
sajah09 2 years ago
but anyway this is a veryy funny clip lol well done
Titeufolle 2 years ago
you should have put in this clip the moment where goodie Putnam screams "THOMAS" at the beginning... Here in France, we haven't understood why she was screaming like that and it made us laugh a lot!
Titeufolle 2 years ago
mr proctor?
wolflover713 2 years ago
hahahaha Whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MrSangsanga 2 years ago
now I point like that all the time =)
It confuses people!!
ballsy101 2 years ago
of course im trying to find out a way to study for the book and i find.... "RAISING UP A WHOOOOORE :P " instead XD
UltimateRater19 2 years ago 2
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@UltimateRater19 Have you read the Crucible?
If you have
In what ways does the subject of identity raised in the final scene?
What do you think is the single most important subject of the play?
How are Elizabeth and John both tortured by guilt?
Why does Elizabeth refuse to influence Johns decision?
Do you think John reached the final decision at the end of the play?
Use quotations or specific reasons and references from the text (If you can please).
I really need help with these questions
Kayonmangement 2 months ago
i got a B on my test probably just cuz of this video
KaneJacobsVideos 2 years ago 50
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@KaneJacobsVideos Have you read the Crucible?
If you have
In what ways does the subject of identity raised in the final scene?
What do you think is the single most important subject of the play?
How are Elizabeth and John both tortured by guilt?
Why does Elizabeth refuse to influence Johns decision?
Do you think John reached the final decision at the end of the play?
Use quotations or specific reasons and references from the text (If you can please).
I really need help with these questions
Kayonmangement 2 months ago
who asks who points like that?
Eyoda12 2 years ago
wahahaaaha soo funnnayy!
DollFace520 2 years ago
Our English teacher was trying to find clips of the movie to play after we read the script in class. He found this on accident, which played up until about 0:47.
GardianOfLight 2 years ago 35
haha! wow that made me laugh so hard xD
delltell147 2 years ago 15
Thats what our class is doing. Only we are watching the whole movie.
GabesReptileShow1992 2 years ago
@GardianOfLight LOL, its like getting rickrolled in class
flyingbeagles 1 year ago
@GardianOfLight lol!!! :)
BLUESTUFF8 1 year ago
@GardianOfLight hhaaaaahah this made me lauhg so much! I'm probably going to fail my exam now, thinking of this!!
ilikewaistcoats 1 year ago
@GardianOfLight tell your teacher to order from the internet tht what my emglish teacher did
mzflawless202 1 year ago
@GardianOfLight ahahahh that is so funny! I will just randomly remember this and start laughing hysterically... it didn't really do me any favours in my exam!!
PurpleCourgette 8 months ago
lmfao!! this is the best!
DreyahP3N15 2 years ago
mistah procta
dezkit 2 years ago 5
"who points like that" lol.. truly... who points like that? O_o
MyUnrealism 2 years ago
i hate the repeating parts. what the hell?
hippiechick19 2 years ago
BECAUSE IT IS MY NAME!!!!
PokeshippingBasterd 2 years ago
WHORE, lol.
Eyoda12 2 years ago
hahahahaha
babyturtle079 2 years ago
fucking epic hahhaha
mistah procta
wowshiqptar 2 years ago
hahaha the mr proctor voice was funny
Apink420 2 years ago
ferris bueller's principal points like that that's who
butheadVSbevus 2 years ago
omg LMFAO "WHORE!"
kimblesxoxo 2 years ago 2
YOU HEAR IT!
rofl ^^
NeyxChaos 2 years ago
When I saw the Mr. Procta part in class I was about to burst out laughing. No one else in my class even smiled when they heard that.
BillsFan716 2 years ago 4
Same! I just watched that today actually, hilarious!
David8343 2 years ago
WHORE!
AwesomeFinder 2 years ago
WHORE x 10 lol
runkelly 2 years ago 4
rofl xD! parris, oh boy
NeyxChaos 2 years ago
Mistah Proc-ta?
Mistah Proc-ta?
Mistah Proc-ta?
blahblah00 2 years ago 55
Mr. Proc,ta! :P
Oh, and I point like that xD
oaken444 2 years ago 2
0:51 it sounds like he says "shut the fuck up proctor"
kang142 2 years ago 5
We r watching this movie and class and it seems boring but now that I have seen this, it makes it ALOT better :D
ryrulz79 2 years ago
loveee itt !!!! these r great scenes most of daniel day lewis` scenes were tha higlight of the movie the ending is the best!
mee5234 2 years ago
I cracked up the first time I saw this movie when danforth raises the pitch of his voice when he says "have u ever seen the devil?"
Seantkd13 2 years ago
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you should check out our video of the crucible. it's sweet.
shizleazy 2 years ago
Did they film this at one of the teabaggers protests?
sakepwr 2 years ago
Lol. who points like that. funny funny
twinkletozees 2 years ago 4