Added: 3 years ago
From: delltell147
Views: 122,805
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (287)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • "PROCTOR, his eyes full of tears: 'I can. And there's your first marvel, that I can. You have made your magic now, for now I do think I see some shred of goodness in John Proctor. Not enough to weave a banner with, but white enough to keep it from such dogs.' (Elizabeth, in a burst of terror, rushes to him and weeps against his hand.) 'Give them no tear! Tears pleasure them! Show honor now, show a stony heart and sink them with it! (He has lifted her and kisses her now with great passion.)'" 133

  • "PROCTOR, with a cry of his whole soul: 'Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!!!'" -- Arthur Miller, "The Crucible", p133

  • "WHORE!" :)

  • wtf

  • "Now, look you! All of you: We danced, that is all. And mark this: Let anyone breathe a word, or the edge of a word about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring with me a pointy reckoning that will shudder you! And you know I can do it. I saw Indians smash my dear parents heads on the pillow next to mine, and I have seen some reddish work done at night! And I can make you wish you never saw the sun go down." -- Winona Ryder "The Crucible"

  • lol

  • What about where the old man is like "But I need these two sticks to walk :(" I'm not a witch. :(

  • "And raising up a whore, and raising up a whore, and raising up a whore" I love that bit, can't watch it wivout saying it along with Proctor.

  • My drama teacher accidentally put this on in the auditions for my school production of the Crucible (got Cheever ^_^) and to this day, everyone who was in the audition giggles at the word whore XD

  • @CreamPuffOtaku Jami? if yes LOL i remember that happening shame she took whore out of it...

  • lol 3 years later and this still cracks me up xD

  • @delltell147 dude i just want to thank you for this video... it's kept me and my other friends doing this play for one act laughing constantly! end of scene 3 everytime :RAISING UP A WHORE! Everyone else "raising up a whore"

  • Lots of people point like that!!

  • 0:17-0:26. Damn People had shitty hygiene back then.

  • Comment removed

  • This book is so fucking gay!

  • epic remix

  • 0:40 til the end: U mad bro?

  • 60 people must have seen the Devil!!!

  • LOL!!!!!!!

  • lol I think the movie would've been awesome as hell if when he said "I HAVE KNOWN HER!" every man in the village and even some girls took turns proclaiming... "I HAVE ALSO KNOWN HER", "AND I AS WELL" "WE HAVE ALL KNOWN HER!!!"

  • Lazy turd.

  • Lazy turd.

  • Comment removed

  • just got an image in my mind of Achmed in this movie... IT'D HAVE A FUNNY AS HELL SEEN!! He'd say, "Hello... I am Lindsay Lohaaaaaaaann!" (have to watch the first episode of Achmed to get it) then they'd say, "WITCH!! Lindsay Lohan! She is a witch!"... Achmed, "I kill you!"... then Achmed sets off a bomb on his chest around them all like all suicide bombers... then they all die... except for Achmed... he was already dead... or maybe that's the truth on how he died...

  • Today in class we were watching the movie, and when the scene where he says "Mister Proctor" I almost said Mista procta thinking I was watching this video xD

  • 0:41 to the end:

    seriously, what are they saying?!?!?!

  • lmao this movie is awesome

  • christ, just give him back his name or youre both grounded

  • Holy shit Ed Rooney is pissed.

  • LMAO!

  • HOOOOAAA!

  • must of had a pretty fuckin good name !!

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta? Mista Procta?

  • @allisonnkristinee: Before Ferris Bueller :D

    

  • @allisonnkristinee LOL! I was about to write the same exact comment, but then I looked up and lo and behold!

  • (in a high pitched voice) Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor?

  • LMAO !!!!!!

  • Lol Abagails face!

  • Every time I hear John scream WHORE!! I bust out laughing uncontrollably. Her face is priceless.

  • JOHN PROCTOR UR DEAD! LOL

  • Listen to Daniel Day-Lewis shouting "WHOOORE" here.

    Now listen to him shouting "DRAAAINAAAAAGE" in There Will be Blood

  • i have the "mr.Procter" song stuck in my head....its catchy!

  • I point like that.

    

  • Could you please repeat and slow down some more? not enough gay in this video

    

  • who points like that lmao

  • teacher showed this and i said 'have you seen the devil mr.procter' and he practically fell down laughing in the middle of the test

  • it's the princible from ferris buller's day off... that's why he points likethat...ha!...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gosh! I'm so immature! XD

  • You know.. that novel you've been working on for three years.. Mr Proctor?

  • THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL @ the scenes beginning at 0:40 . looks like they are yelling at each other..lOl

  • does anyone know where i can watch the movie online? If its possibe? I'm in a production of this at my school and I want to see how my character is played in the movie. If anyone knows please tell me. Thank you!

  • @laugh4fun1

    google it? -.-

  • MISTA PROKTAH!!!

  • AMAZING!!

  • did they not have toothpaste back in the day smh at john procters buttery ass teeth

  • Winona Ryder is a WHORE.

  • mr. procter. hahahahah

  • Who does not like this video?! Got to be out of your mind. It is so funnnny!

  • who points like that haha

  • 40 People Are WHOREEES!

  • @MachFiveGaming 53* are whores

  • @MachFiveGaming Make that 55 people

  • did anyone else read this out of the "red brick"? This video made it all worthwhile.

  • haha this just made my day.

  • they were dancing naked in a forest

    nuff said

  • lmao Danforth do have a funny voice,and abby is a whore.i love the movie and book my english class just got done reading it now we gonna be writing hella essays on this.

  • 0:24 John, please brush yo teeth!

  • LOL 00:47

    "John Proctor's going down" :L

  • anyone notice at about :41 it looks like an airplane passed by up in the sky? =O

  • @MrGuitarZeroe omg ur right!

  • Haha, we are watching this movie in english..we were reading the book (play) but we never got to the part when john proctor is sentenced. and i was like =O.

    it was like a turn for me!

  • someone needs to do a repeat of the part where Goody Putnam shouts "Thomas!" lulz.

  • I read this in my language arts class! lol

  • @StephenYap3 Have you read the Crucible?

    If you have

    In what ways does the subject of identity raised in the final scene?

    What do you think is the single most important subject of the play?

    How are Elizabeth and John both tortured by guilt?

    Why does Elizabeth refuse to influence Johns decision?

    Do you think John reached the final decision at the end of the play?

    Use quotations or specific reasons and references from the text (If you can please).

    I really need help with these questions

  • @Kayonmangement - Just do your own schoolwork. You'll never amount to anything if you ask others to do things for you because you're too lazy to figure it out for yourself.

  • WHOREEE!!! lawl

  • LOLOLOL. You should make another funny vid of this.

  • i was at my school's performance of the show last night and it was absolutely brilliant, but i knew after "take away this torment" the next line was "WHORE!!!"

    and every time they said "what say you mister____?" i would say "i say you are pulling heaven down and raising up a whore"

  • 0:56 "who points like this" ?? ahahha

  • wow i was laughing so hard i started to cry hahaha

  • Remake this with the scene where Abigail grabs John's balls and clean up the audio I would appreciate it.

  • you should have put in the scene where the priest says "you are a... brainless man!

  • lol i remember i watched this last year in english... its way better than the scarlett letter

  • @guitarguy5 hahah we had to do both of those too, this is so much better not even close

  • How could you not include Danforth saying 'Propaaaa loyaaaa'?

  • This has inspired me to cut the Crucible down to about 20 seconds. There is so much mob mentality in this film that I think a tasteful collage of the angry witch burners would be pretty funny. The first 20 seconds of this made me about spew my coffee all over the screen. Awesome.

  • LOL whoops i was reading through the comments for this video and i saw my old comment and it already said something about the Tituba part, LMFAO!

  • hahah this never fails to crack me up! xDD

    you should've added that one part where Tituba said "Tituba no do bad TING"

  • who would of guess that danforth was Herbert the pervert

  • mr proctor mr proctor lmao

  • who points like that lol

  • :48 - :50 it sounds like he's saying "shut the fuck up, Georgia!"

  • oh god why did I lol so hard at this

  • did he says whore? 0:03

  • @KakashiSenseiRox yes lol - exactly what she is

  • i love abigail's eyes when she is called Whore in the beginning

  • when he says rasing up s whore he sounds like hes about to burst into song

  • you have too much free time.

  • Good video but where is Mr Hale?! He deserves his own video entitled Mr Hottie!!

  • hahah nice

  • yall got a lot of views on this. andrea just wow

  • ' rasing up a whorewe' LOL!! ABIGAL'S EYES WERE SOOO FUNNI!

  • what about "I say God is dead!!!!!!"

  • ...Now I'm afraid of Hale. And heck, he's a priest! XD

  • If ur a Winona Ryder fan like I am, i just uploaded BOYS (1996) Enjoy.

  • LMAO !!!

    Danforth: "Mr Proctor Mr Proctor"

    tht made me laugh :L

  • okay... O.o that was weird

  • OMG!!! My ribs hurt from laughing soooo much!!! :D

  • what about. "THIS GIRL HAS GONE WILD!"

  • tomas putman points like that

  • 0:17 , really touching scene though. You should have made fun of these scene when he screams "GOD IS DEAAAAD!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Hahahaha !!!

    Mr Proctor !!

    tht made me laugh so much ! :L

  • LOL this is the funniest shit ever

  • LOL!!!! RIGHT UP MY STREET. so funnyyy, lol. mr prcotor mr proctor mr proctor

    LEAVE ME MY NAME!! absolute lol

  • When Governor Danforth says "Mr. Proctor", he sounds like Herbert from family guy... lol

  • Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? hahahahaha

  • Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­!!!

    Because It Is My Nameeeeeeeee!!

  • BECAUSE IT IS MY NAME!!!!!!!

  • WHORE!

  • mr procter ???

  • LOL

    Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor? Mr Proctor?

  • so much funnier after watching the movie

  • plankton from spongbob points like that hahahahha

  • i was mad as fuck when these people were just going into a mass hysteria over someone saying that another person was a witch... still a nice movie though.

  • Easily much better is the 'Crucible' movie from 1957.

  • yes, but this is so bad, it's funny!

  • i love the look on abigail's face when she's called a whore!! xD

  • My classes' favorite part of the book was the "Sweated like a stallion" line.

  • @ForcheAlex mine to. :)

  • we watched the movie so this is hilarious to us.

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

    mr proctor mr proctor mr proctor mr proctor o.O

  • but anyway this is a veryy funny clip lol well done

  • you should have put in this clip the moment where goodie Putnam screams "THOMAS" at the beginning... Here in France, we haven't understood why she was screaming like that and it made us laugh a lot!

  • mr proctor?

  • hahahaha Whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee!!!!

  • now I point like that all the time =)

    It confuses people!!

  • of course im trying to find out a way to study for the book and i find.... "RAISING UP A WHOOOOORE :P " instead XD

  • i got a B on my test probably just cuz of this video

  • who asks who points like that?

  • wahahaaaha soo funnnayy!

  • Our English teacher was trying to find clips of the movie to play after we read the script in class. He found this on accident, which played up until about 0:47.

  • haha! wow that made me laugh so hard xD

  • Thats what our class is doing. Only we are watching the whole movie.

  • @GardianOfLight LOL, its like getting rickrolled in class

  • @GardianOfLight lol!!! :)

  • @GardianOfLight hhaaaaahah this made me lauhg so much! I'm probably going to fail my exam now, thinking of this!!

  • @GardianOfLight tell your teacher to order from the internet tht what my emglish teacher did

  • @GardianOfLight ahahahh that is so funny! I will just randomly remember this and start laughing hysterically... it didn't really do me any favours in my exam!!

  • lmfao!! this is the best!

  • mistah procta

  • "who points like that" lol.. truly... who points like that? O_o

  • i hate the repeating parts. what the hell?

  • BECAUSE IT IS MY NAME!!!!

  • WHORE, lol.

  • hahahahaha

  • fucking epic hahhaha

    mistah procta

  • hahaha the mr proctor voice was funny

  • ferris bueller's principal points like that that's who

  • omg LMFAO "WHORE!"

  • YOU HEAR IT!

    rofl ^^

  • When I saw the Mr. Procta part in class I was about to burst out laughing. No one else in my class even smiled when they heard that.

  • Same! I just watched that today actually, hilarious!

  • WHORE!

  • WHORE x 10 lol

  • rofl xD! parris, oh boy

  • Mistah Proc-ta?

    Mistah Proc-ta?

    Mistah Proc-ta?

  • Mr. Proc,ta! :P

    Oh, and I point like that xD

  • 0:51 it sounds like he says "shut the fuck up proctor"

  • We r watching this movie and class and it seems boring but now that I have seen this, it makes it ALOT better :D

  • loveee itt !!!! these r great scenes most of daniel day lewis` scenes were tha higlight of the movie the ending is the best!

  • I cracked up the first time I saw this movie when danforth raises the pitch of his voice when he says "have u ever seen the devil?"

  • Did they film this at one of the teabaggers protests?

  • Lol. who points like that. funny funny