Japanese Sushi Documentary

[princessKayluh]

This made me laugh. :)

[ficsci]

Toro: the fish is recycled and the rice is actually barley or minced pasta

XD XD XD XD XD XD

I also like the literal Kappa maki in the end

[JoeGarciaification]

Haha this is funny well I wouldn't follow this advice cuz it's a joke. Sushi bars are awesome in japan it is nice to thank the chief though.

[SadaharuYo]

Derp?

[shircle]

I'm gonna be a total pro next time i go out to a sushi-ya

[rion131313]

You know? This is comedy. These guys are Japanese comedian duo is called Rahmens. This is really funny.

[Isredel]

Damn. I need to learn manners.

[PKGamingProductions]

about 2:55 is starting to get really weird...

[TheMetalzX]

I feel like this is bullshit

[porcelaineee]

ahahah this video is funny and made me wanna eat some sushi :)

[DmnAbraxas]

3:20 check out the evil look she gave him hahaha

[jaymorpheus11]

3:14 "pour my drink woman"

[adastra1234]

AHAHAAHA  i love it! hey, they don't use mised pasta of anything weird for shari! LOL the video is just a joke! LOL

[norikafreedom]

wahahaha, don't believe this! it's funny though....xD

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

It's 1/2 right

[DarthSmee]

Japanese humour is so similar to Finnish humour at times...

[sickgrrl69]

too effin funneh XD

[hamuzuki7]

eat eat eat eat

hahaha

[wsws69]

i just wasted 8 minutes of my life

[MrKitori]

They're the very popular comedian combi, RAMENS.

Their shows are often cinically and I like very much their style!

Of course,this movie is a joke. But there are many foreigner misunderstanding our cultureXD!

[masasi33007]

7:26 It's so WRONG!! Japanese doesn't that!

[imigrant00]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[BalikX]

This reminds me of "Look Around You".

[TheDeathpill]

HAHA!! I thought it was for real. I was like "im never eating sushi again" LOL.

[superearthbender]

That was uncomfortable to watch.

[susumuize]

lol



[apocaRUFF]

This has to be one of the most hilarious videos on the internet.

[cutykity]

lol..great

[ethaneveraldo]

lol it's so gross when they're eating like that with their fingers!!

[mtothem1337]

@ethaneveraldo that's like saying we are nasty for eating pizza, hamburgers and friez with our hands :P

[pedrito1106]

No more Japanese sushi...It's contaminated with nuclear radiation.

[infight]

@pedrito1106 just if u eat it in japan ;)

[tannsio5]

The refund system is partly true.

I love it!

[TheAnimefever]

OMG I do not believe you have to do that, I will only proceed such manner if someone of importance or cute girls around...And the quality of sushi is too cruel for the low earners...

[xTenshiAi]

LMAO, 'tabemasu, tabemasu tabemasu..' XD

[102takaful]

I lol'd in this vid and I lol'd again when saw the comments.

[sokohakatonaijapan3]

I'm japanese

It was so funny video with a lot of joke

[lynth]

Nobody knows what it's made from. *ominous zoom*

[onlyfornintendo]

so I should eat it with my hands or not???

[supakiwibaby]

hahhaahhaha

[sijotakane]

1000get

[elarrebat]

Thanks god that this is comedy, because I thought I was laughing at real stuff!

[ueekahi]

LOL IN japanese class our teacher showed us this.

I laughed the most where shese like, this is gari, no one knows what it is...I LOLED

[jinruizhang]

gari is picked ginger.

[jinglemybells262]

Hahah 3:16



[BooyaaPwned]

Otototo

[dodow1234]

such a long ass tutorial just to eat some food

[kazzemg]

@dodow1234 this is a joke documentary lol!

[Stolemyusename]

Do you really get salt bowls outside?? If this is a joke, why is this official documentary for sushi eating?

[kazzemg]

@Stolemyusename it is a joke a dvd called "Japanese traditions" the person just named the video this way to trick people lol!

[Stolemyusename]

@kazzemg that is not very nice, image someone actually fell for it

[kazzemg]

@Stolemyusename it's made by Japanese people to make fun of their own culture and it's made to make it look real. A lot of the stuff in the video is actually true but a lot of it is also false.

[Stolemyusename]

@kazzemg Damn! How can I know which part is true and which part is a joke?

[kazzemg]

what the hell is this thing with taking geta back home... i am Japanese and never do you do this

[ueekahi]

@kazzemg

lol ITs a joke, im not japanese and i get it :/

[wa02ch01]

contaminated with radiation.

[e220505j]

Its Joke.

[jamieblond1]

WARNING: Eating this Japanese sushi may cause glowing in the dark

[chet9762]

แดกๆ ไปเหอะ

[hamajii4]

嘘がちょいちょい混ざってる

信じるなよ～

[Kaozjay]

Doesn't "Taisho" mean "General" or something? Lolz.

[hanzimaster]

@Kaozjay yes, so what?

[saladin92]

while you are at it, why don't do documentary on ramen (or all noodle dishes in japan) i honestly prefer ramen over sushi

[123w45678]

Is lermens chinese? They sre cragy comedian.

[Bomkaew2010]

dud i just put in my mouth and it's good taste

[nataliaUful]

Japanese are weird

[kazzemg]

@nataliaUful this is a joke comedy lol

[EmilyMarieRose]

We watched this in my Japanese class today. The whole class and my sensei started laughing. I thought this was real... until the chef wiped his face with the towel.

[Penguinsmacker0]

maa maa ma ma and too too too tooo made me ROFL :D but I love it XD

[2channelgeek]

hahaha

[RareEmerauld86]

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL hahahahaha 

[MMLEW95]

Hahahahaha

[shiranngana]

This vid is not joke or something. Please don't eat sushi any more. Actually most of Japanese worry about a future sushi running out. XD

[eadlie24]

some people just don't realize that this is a satyr humor :)

[AnonHateMachine]

@eadlie24 some people don't realize how to spell satire :)

[eadlie24]

when people can't win an argument, they correct spellings and grammars :)

[ShowersNeiked]

@eadlie24 ^ el oh el

[AnonHateMachine]

@eadlie24 who is arguing with you?

[eadlie24]

@AnonHateMachine

no one in particular, just saying people who want to make themselves feel he's better than the other person is to correct his grammar or spelling ;)

[plus16hrs]

is this fuckin for real? hahahaha

[kazzemg]

@plus16hrs this is comedy

[qoaa]

panda sushi is amazing ive had it once when i vacationed in Japan but extremely hard to find and had a friend recommend me where to locate it

[Hiddenmermac]

@qoaa You don't put meat in sushi. :p

[ssaxby02]

Hilarious.

[LiieZMuang]

omg they eat pandas

[kazzemg]

@LiieZMuang no they don't this is comedy

[LiieZMuang]

@kazzemg phewww

[qaiex]

I lol'd ^^

[BarackLaraque17i]

OKAY ! Japanese are monkeys that eat like monkeys and have ANY hygien (man with towel for ex) and so they are monkies.

[kazzemg]

@BarackLaraque17i this is a joke video stupid, they don't eat monkeys and don't wipe their face and table with the same towel

[vick0726]

NICE JOKE VIDEO! XD

if you wanna know real and correct manners, you should watch another video.

IN THIS VIDEO, THERE ARE A LOT OF LIES!!! BE CAREFUL!!!

By Japanese

[victorparent]

@vick0726

Well, tbh i thought it was serious for the first half :p

I was surprised with so many manners, though =)

[bradenn]

Would you really be expected to place your hand in that exact location every time you enter the sushi-ya? Are there really different levels of quality with sushi too? I can't picture using pasta over rice as pasta costs more to produce, but the "recycled" fish? ahhh!

The most intriguing part to me is the way the Japanese culture has different expectations in social situations. I want to visit Japan some day as I think their history, culture, and current day society is interesting.

[whichbus]

Be careful!

A part of this movie is joke.

By Japanese

[coolinterpreter]

LOL nice mix with humor and truth. But Japanese ppl need to cut down their tuna and whale consumption. U guys are almost eradicating those species.

[soopaflychic]

Jap monkeys smell like dead cats!

[RabbitsGalore]

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE GUYS.

[foxridge11]

Being from Tennessee, my boy and me eat bass and trout sushi. Most of the customs are the same just different. Thinking about deer sushi next season. We'll have to see how it plays out. That damned Uncle Ben rice ain't sticky enough, but what can you do with Wal-Mart and all.

[jericomovie]

I believe this. Showed it to a Japanese friend. I was laughed at. You get the picture.

[jtbuffalo1]

THis is probobally not true.. it's retarted.

[jtbuffalo1]

I love sushi! THis is awesome! my friend and I made up a song about it!

[Stephandie]

man, after reading the comments I'm not sure how much of this is trust worthy. I know nothing, so I can't tell, but now I am kinda confused.. Some things seemed kinda silly. I don't know.

[keihcanjp512]

Everything is true. So I would like to ask all the foreigners not to eat sushi any more for preservation of sea animals.

[johnnywhack]

very strange mix of fact and fiction.

[zzzthaoster]

what the hell he used the towl on himself and wipe the knife with it...that's just gross.

[TheRocketVoltage]

I just saw the "maa maa" and "oh toh toh!" happen in an episode of Sailor Moon. So I guess there is a little truth to this? xD

[isobodari1]

imma ninja

[kld1989]

The same towel for the floor, the chief´s sweat, the knife and the geta xD

You say it´s all nuts? I took it seriously until I read the comments..

[Japaniesmonkey]

eating with hand is so primative LOL

[MultiShifties]

@Japaniesmonkey : And how do you eat your popcorn and potato chips as you watch this video? XD

[chainlinkdreams]

toyota supra sushi has to be my fav!!

[oyanist]

Of course yes.

So don't believe, this movie is all joke.

The men on 0:55 are Japanese comedy unit Ramens.

[roni1983]

Is there a Japanese person here who can tell us if at least some of this is for real or not??

About the salt bowl outside the door at the end, I'm pretty sure that it's a good-luck charm and not meant for businessmen to dig their fingers into :)

[spoon3100]

take this shit for real. no one is welcome in japan.

[05SJHJ19]

中トロがリサイクル品とか、下駄にのせて出すとかちょくちょく嘘­を混ぜるなよｗｗｗ

[casketcrewchick]

stupid. how did i get here?

[CTTlleida1]

i don't know if to believe this or not.

i don't know either how to order fireman sushi

[lauren11235swann]

wonder what would happen if i went to japan and said maa maa maa every time i pour a drink. and oh to to to when drink is poured to me

[707upsidedown]

its like half fake half real, prob so japanese can laugh at americans doing stupid things when they come to japan lol

[Jerrid3]

I was taking this seriously as well up until poor people could not afford rice... and instead used barley or minced pasta... but then I was like... ok, who knows... but yea, then the video was just too much not to be fake. And I was actually excited about this when it first started. Hahahaha!

[oyanist]

No no no no 4:04

Toooooo much!

This is joke just for Japanese people.

[roni1983]

@oyanist this of all things?

[leoboiko]

かっぱ巻きw

[pinksunflower100]

i thought gari was a pickled ginger.

[Kaozjay]

@pinksunflower100

Yes, but NO ONE knows what it is...lol..

[itsallgoodfamz]

"this is the samurai way" that was funny..oh i mean LOL

[soma118]

日本人ディスってんのかこれｗ

[outlivetheexecution]

WHALE KILLERS.

[coasterpro]

God I love Japanese humor. lol

[fuckyoutonite1]

fuckin retarded!

[fuckyoutonite1]

so retarded the japanese!!

[Radien]

Wonderfully dry humor.

By the way, the salt on the doorstep is a very old Japanese tradition. Salt was once scattered on the doorstep to attract horses/oxen/etc. that were pulling carts. The driver might then be tempted to patronize the business. These days, however, if Japanese businesses out in the country still leave a dish of salt outside, it's only for tradition.

Oh, watch the pictures of sushi at the end. Make sure you don't miss the tasty-looking car sushi. Mmm-mmm.

[saiyouken]

面白い

[1ben1245]

Wow 3:16 so sexist.

[Jimaera]

こわいだwもすべてはウソなのよww

[oremaron]

3:02 don't need to say 3:06 don't need as well 3:20 over 40years ago 3:30 of course footware isn't used 3:35 never happened 3:45 gari is pickles of ginger 4:11 TOO MUCH 4:30 is not stylized 4:49 not zoukin but oshibori 4:58 cleaned every time 5:59 not used such creatures 6:11 lie 6:35 not correct 7:00 ryoushusho is a recept 7:27 never eat salt on the outside!

[Ryogu]

@oremaron Don't be an idiot.

[jayobear]

@oremaron Do you realize this video is just a joke?

[chainlinkdreams]

@oremaron it's a joke dude, damn calm down with callin out all the wrong things and get some humor, shit, hitlers dead you dont have to be such a commie!

[oremaron]

0:13 sushi is not SNACK

0:23 most Japanese DONT eat everyday

0:38 lie

0:45 don't need to ask

2:24 koshihikari isn't always used

2:31 toro isn't recycled and not junk food

2:34 rice is used

[kota001]

これはジョークビデオだって伝わると信じたい。。。

英語が話せなくてこれほど悔しい思いをしたことは無いよ。

[sorriso1011]

醤油つけすぎ〜あははは

[KillenEMsoftly]

how does the lady pour the man a drink when she's supposed to be in the kitchen?

[Galactis87]

Ah.... this brings me back some precious memories. My teacher showed us this video in class (which had no link with what he was teaching). Was funny as hell!

[TAMASHIIKOKORO]

whoever made this video must have a good sense of humour, Lmao !

[roendm]

@TAMASHIIKOKORO I agree, haha

[jackbandit22]

This video is incorrect. Sushi is traditionally a Korean cuisine. Pick up a history book for crying out loud.

[SeraphimsDevil]

@jackbandit22 ... that's the thing you decided to bring up? Lmao.

[evangrogers]

I watched this with a Japanese woman I worked with.

She couldn't stop laughing.

[roendm]

@evangrogers what did she say about it? Just want to know.

[evangrogers]

@roendm I asked her if this was AT ALL real... she was like "no!! It's all fake!!"

And then the rest was just laughing.

From my experiences, there is a grain of truth to it, but... y'know

[gamasterman]

XD 4:37

[IggyFLOP88]

I guess everyone has a personal story, not just the Taisho! XDDD!!

But i think he´s a former yakuza XP

[danillys]

@2:50

[knocknockify]

I took this vid seriously all until the part where the chef reused his towel :) lol maa maa maa maa-oh toh toh toh xD

[ElexieB]

for a moment i took this documentary serious, but then after the way he ate the sushi, i was like, naw, they're making fun of this.

[wardogmobius]

I WANT THE TOYOTA SUPRA SUSHI!

[MikamiPro]

I actually went into this thinking it was serious, then it gradually fell apart as I fell into hysterics.

[diddymuck]

don't overdo it!

[ircjunk2004]

This is definitely a joke. When she said if it is a couple, the girl must pour beer for the guy. Then, the camera focus on the girl's face while she done pouring beer for him. That is the funniest thing.

[deogrou]

Omg, must be a joke, I would never be able to remember all that and I would be kicked out of the "sushi-ya" directly after coming in :) I mean...it's just way to perfect, I know Japanese people can be perfectionists, but not like THAT Like, why would you have to find 3.2 inches up at an angle of 48 degrees and stuff xd and lol maa maa maa maa, oh toh toh toh and come on 7:45 :P But these people were just comedians aren't they?

[Arthas93]

maa maa ma maa WTF?

[mayumiT1970]

@Arthas93

maa maa ma maa meaning "come on! drink up!"

then

too too too meaning "stop! stop!"

Both words are a slang for drink buddies.

[SabretoothSnowMan]

This would never work if you weren't local; it is too far fetched.

[ayame202]

These are jokes.

[ManabeRokuro]

He bow way too much...

[LegendaryGoldDragon]

I wonder if an American went to Japan and did everything exactly like this if he'd come off as either really respectful, or offensive....

Anyone got an opinion? Vote @ me and say why you feel so.

[Respectful]-[Offensive]

[Mega2Sakaura]

@LegendaryGoldDragon offensive cuz i don't think that in the us they would understand that he's being respectful

[TheDamnRaven]

xD hehehehehe

[bahistarugo]

i'll follow this when i go to japan LOL!

[courtcomposer]

Get the fuck outta here! This is funny and ridiculous!

[nielswolfgang]

Rofl. People would think you were a freak if you acted like that irl