GTA Vice City Stories: VCPR - The TimeRanger

[QUATR00]

My favorite show on GTA VCS xD

[kcjamesify]

the time raner is a eunich!!!! i hearrd that tuts! lol

[ColmheadTV]

Hahahahahahaha

[nolocobralink]

anyone mind sending me the whole script of the time ranger and a certain commercial??

[PlainHaziq]

Toots haha wth is that?

[rl1712]

When he says "Quiet dear quiet will ya" it sounds like Seth MacFarlane.

[Kamicolod]

The Time Ranger is my hero.

[tnrnz1]

someone should make animation out of this!!

[juggalo1397]

aagh eeeataboy squirt

[FutureKnut]

hold on to both cheeks and stretch them out and in really fast with your thumb and 1st finger and you'll make the jacking off sound.

[Josue31627]

AHH SO SMALL!!!

[sqwanto1996]

The English kid is the same voice from the dragonbrain commericals in GTA 4

[DeadReaper567]

Best Sound Ever

[GFORCEpackattack]

for this game being a side entry instead of being a main one like gta 1 2 3 vc sa or iv this is tha best radio station they ever assembled

[MatticusMadness]

so many funny quotes! XD

[JezzaTRON1]

Boxing The One Eyed Clown LOLOLOLOLOL

[juggernautleo12]

I say the future sounds sausy!

[clobbercat]

This is so funny.

[404mangaman]

Bring ur bussum over here U french harlet!!!!!!!!!

[bamasteve94]

ahh it's so small!!

[thedeadmanwalking97]

he's got a special mini thingy

[thedeadmanwalking97]

da say what you cant see me i'm uh completly invisable

[Mrsteelkiller]

I got some clues of what the time machine looks like

1.Fapping sounds

2.The narrator said ''With a time machine in his PANTS''

3.The Kid In england said ''That when he RUBS helps him write the worlds wrongs''

Hmm maybe the time machine look like this : 8=D

[foxkrieg]

AHH SO SMALL

[Mrsteelkiller]

If im bored,

1.get a car

2.Tune into VCPR

3.Listen to this :D

[FSinWCR]

Anthony rules.

[musicman14927]

before i thought he had a mini time mashine stuck in his pockets!

[BlaCk18447]

this is the best radio station on city

[JulianRamos1995]

He titty fucked that French girl hahaha

[ben6993]

Sire, why ar't thou getting intimate with thine self in yonder corner?

I'M *du du du du duuuuurrr* the TIME RANGER!!

[vlad007001]

vcpr and v rock 4 evah

[greatveemon]

TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE

[MarioMarioSMBZ]

A MAN WHO HAS A TIME MACHINE IN HIS PANTS!

[speardefense33]

Cumia 2012.

[lilpainify]

ahhh fuck that fuuckin fench accent is so hot!!!

[SSAmonGoethSS]

"You better put that thing away! "  AHHHHHHHHHH

[plunge10101]

i <3 the meat beating noise

[caaraujo12]

I love the French Revolution reference....The whole show is genius!

[jrohrback]

@caaraujo12 Yeah this show cracks me up every time I hear it.

[jrohrback]

The sundial says its 1175 and we are in England, dragons roam the land, Ha Ha Ha I love VCPR!!!!

[DETROITHEY6]

lol funniest thing ever :D

[Scorpion19588]

best show on vcpr always makes me lmao

[SazakuPoof]

I Want 2 c the Time Ranger In Animation Mode

[IEatThings2009]

uuuuh its so small^^

[LyleBennet]

Why the Hell don't the creators/writers of GTA have a real radio station?

[RetroGamerr1991]

@LyleBennet This is Anthony from Opie and Anthony so they kinda do.

[LyleBennet]

The people who disliked this video were jacking off so they accidently clicked the button

[povilasbacevicius]

I like to torture animals and slow kids

[MetalDark009]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the jacking noise ahahahahah xDDD

this makes me lmao everytime xDD

[ThatMexicanPablo]

Kid-he says in the future, unicorns go around pleasing women. Time Ranger-well they try anyways. XD Cracks me up everytime!

[EATyaFACEoff]

The future sounds saucy!!

[alex2k8cfc]

the future sounds saucccey

[DrHouseInTheHouse1]

this deserves 500 million views

[upakyou]

I love that FRENCH accent!

[NOXXism]

The TimeRanger ta ta tara ta HAHA

[horrorjunkie92]

LMAO! I laugh at this every time. XD

[Loopen22]

Oh my God. Bill Lobley is hilarious.

[splinter360]

The radio stations in GTA are like the funniest things in gaming. No joke. loooooooooooooooooooool

[Rgeers01]

Uhh how you doin', doll. Nice to meet 'ya, I'm the *quick Time Ranger theme* Time Ranger! xD

[MarkusB1974]

"Boxing the one-eyed Clown" . . . 

[AustinLawicki]

AH, so Small!

[adgato75]

The future sounds saucy. LOL

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

Sire why are thou getting intimate with thyself in yonder corner

[gangsterthomas1000]

oh i found out that abominable means terrible, horrifying etc.

[gangsterthomas1000]

lolz "c'est abominable!" well I don't know what that means "abominable" yeah yeah

[momohasaids]

2:20

[rockmonkey11]

Holy crap! I never knew someone would do this! I'm amazed!

[wiishadow4]

his cock is a time machine, ha!

[AlienX12G]

these scum want food and not to be wipped

[metallicakid516]

I have a time machine in my pants!!!

[secretspy36]

"hes got that special miny thingy!" this part makes me laugh

[ironlykalion619]

chooka chooka

chooka chooka

chooka chooka

chooka chooka

chooka chooka

[vstman]

No doubt about it this rocks!

[QuikDJ]

hahahah off with your head!!

[donzaxspeed]

SO SMALL =)) HAHA its soo freaking funny =)) love it !

[ryamaster]

oh mary u were u some cheer leader let me have at those little pom poms wats that doll under the bleachers u got it! dont give me that cold hard stare.

[MrNickTheShow]

i love this so much!!

[NexasXavier]

ahh so small...

[Foolhater]

Fuck I love this.

[sawedoffm0rgzy]

lmfao

[nickyboy926]

i love the jacking off noise LOLOLOLOL

[herogna]

laughed my ass of!!!

[sagat1916120]

"mister what are you doing with that little gerkin" LMFAO

[Noizpunk138]

hahah come on lemme haveatcha !!!!

[NemesisRE3]

Lol! Dragons rome the land! And we are also infested with cliches!

[herogna]

hahah

[Vista0009]

This is hilarious. By the way does anyone know what a unic is or punic( the thing that the british lady says"the time ranger is a 'unic' ahhhhh")?

[TheFlash4188]

she says "eunuch"^^

[dylan2994]

it means he has 1 testicle

[secretspy36]

means he cant fuck

[mrcanaryyellow]

oh so small

[suiana300]

"Ah say ward you can't see me, I'm uh completely invisible!"

[ArsenicOverdose]

what a wanker.

and what happened to the one eyed clown anyway?

[dylan2994]

the one eyed clown is his penis lol

[Vista0009]

The one eyed clown is his penis?

[xxftwismymottoxx]

U never heard of someone refer to masturbating as punching the clown?

[Followthategg]

What else could it be, guy.

[unconcealed]

LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! 6:28 Attta boy!! *Spit*

[RoyaleFlame]

Lol!!!

[SonyPlaystationclub]

Hes masturbating to travel time

[SimpsonsJTV]

One of my favorite parts of GTA: Vice City Stories Radio!

[browney115]

quite dame quite will ya!

[whoami92]

Its the Time Ranger hes form the Future!He says that in the Futur Unicorns go Around pleasing women!

Well they try anyway!

[mrwelbourn]

i love that british kid haha

[KironStrife]

Hey. Don't give me the cold hard stare kid.

[BJI54622]

tha flapping sound is funny  i can make that sound with my tounge lol

[England360]

Rubs and onitments to make them uh........ testies reach the floor, you know testicles, family jewls

[vrtjettakid]

lol

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Aah, say what?! You can't see me, I'm- uh, completely invisible!

[floydianthe2nd]

This is brilliant!

That flapping-sound is disgusting though :p

[Happylikehell]

idd ;) greetz,, me :)

[christianvladila123]

yeah carlxD

[floydianthe2nd]

Whatever dudes ^^

[KironStrife]

why do you think they call it fapping ;)

[Newtamaki]

lol

[GenuineVanillaFace]

"I like to torture animals and slow kids!"

[kentuckyboychris]

good for you.

[GenuineVanillaFace]

Its a quote from the video clip you fucking hillbilly retard.

[alexfire341]

french maid is so hot!

[missbehavior01]

dis is funny as hell!even better dan Moorehead Rides Again

[looserextreme]

so smaallll!

[ricrobinFlash]

Vice City Broadcasting System presents Time Ranger.That was real good classic.

[SprunkSoldier]

I always stop a police chase in a safe place or stop a gang fight to listen to this. Lol

[johnvitowil]

lol me too LOL!

[CubsFan2812]

Don't rub it in please - i want this game more than I want the cubs to win a world series.

[KironStrife]

I got it on My PSP. you ought to look for it on E bay

[AznDannyBoi]

Of course you did.

You can only buy it on PSP

[KironStrife]

Not true. I've seen it out for the PS2 as well.

[GenuineVanillaFace]

me too!

[figment1988]

that's the inside joke of this show. it's full of innuendos referring to masturbation

[Araqnydd]

this is so low-brow

I love it!

[AboveX321]

I love the french girl

[heath244]

"ahh ..so small"

[babyale760]

"gee willikers its sure is small"

"knock it off i dont need to know wat i already know"

lol i love that part

[Kraakeroygutt1]

"I like to torture animals and slow kids"

[Primodummy92]

Thank you

[Stephenx63]

pure genious

[althegamefreak]

i havnt heard this in a long time lol

[ChaSzz2]

That french voice gave me a boner while playing

[namcoshinAkuma]

The future sounds saucy!

[jdprice455]

the time ranger is a unic ahhhhhh

[dr0l]

Now don't break my concentration kid!

[Warmijwilf]

"No, it's the Time Ranger! He's got a special MINI-THINGY that when he rubs, helps him right the world's wrongs! He showed me!" "You did WHAT with my son!?" "Don't get your knickers in a twist sweetheart, I kept it on the up and up with the boy, now while it sounds confusing, it is in fact completely natural and my own empirical research has definitely proved you DON'T go blind!"

[Vista0009]

"Whitch is lucky for me!"

[piv0tXD]

ill be back at 5...... lol 5/5

[pur3man]

i was pissing my self when i first heard this

[namcoshinAkuma]

i thought it was nickers lol

[scarface910]

it was knickers

[Trayusstudent1]

Quiet dame, quiet!

[SNWYZ]

dah say what you cant see me im completely invisible lol

[bigmanpigman]

This would be a show that never gets old

[Punkyemoking]

too bad it did lol..i mean its the 1984 lol

[plan4japan]

".....Testes reach the floor"- The Time Ranger

[HI0854]

Why are thy getting intimite with thyself in thy undercorner xD

[lollnternets1]

LOL The radio announcer is Anthony Cumia from Opie & Anthony.

[Lazerjo2000]

lol

[maskedkitten]

i like to torchor animals and slow kids

[scarface910]

torture.

[fbarrie]

You foxy french harlet lets have at you!!

[RaceFan23]

hahahah..always fun if youre open-minded....i love the french harlot..

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Richard: No, really! It's the Time Ranger! He says that in the future, unicorns go around pleasing women!

Time Ranger: Well, they try, anyway.

[AreaClouded]

wawatu = retard

[wawatu]

whats that sound is like a blowjob or i dont know or a masturbation

[Pothatuu]

You're an idiot. When you turn 15, you'll understand.

[althegamefreak]

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!

[Loosechangegerman]

i like:ohh missiuer what are you doing with the timemachine,oh missiuer nono" :)

[ILiveInBydgoszcz]

chuck norris texas ranger :D

[gerardz55]

he's penis is a time machine lol

[aquafloe]

For those who care, the Time Ranger is voiced by Bill Lobley, who played "Sparks" on "Sealab 2021."

[eadvs2]

And the narrator is Anthony Cumia from the Opie and Anthony Show on XM 202.

[schumisatokubica]

Gee wilekers,it sure is small XD

[conefish]

this is class

i wanna download the whole vcpr mp3 lol

i got the vcpr from the first vice city but not this one

this cracks me up haha