Go F*%K Yourself

[2006med4soc]

this was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FRZworld]

hi

[ndoglikeaboss]

no one has commented in forever

[lisaroseeatmon]

you kinda rock !!!

[Rawrrrx19]

THEY MUST LEARN!

[bailey00baby]

Hee hee I actually pee-d myself wen u flicks ur glasses off

[enburst]

Have you ever noticed that when people make fun of news anchors/ shows for their opinions...( such as PDF did about the hospital wait Time) they usually end up looking like the real idiots. ( I mean come on. They have writers and producers making sure they look good. Usually they are right). In this case Phil sounds stupid because if someone was in danger of dying there obviously isn't any wait. Let's say that someone broke their arm... That's when they wait 80 minutes

[ChOcOsTaR27]

phil u should ALWAYS talk about the totally awsome comments that you get because your responses to them are fuckin halarious XD

[ImmortalityxInxWords]

I just realized you get sick a lot. XD

[pwaite420]

awesome i did not think anyone would make a video called go f**k yourself bot COOL

[hoppkanin]

I love ur videos man.

[Proaioin]

I Was Cracking Up So Hard Wen Did All Of Those Video Cuts " Then There's Bananas-Fuckin-U Know?" Ur Awesome Funny Dude!

[psychadelicpineapple]

LOL cod 4 in the background...love that game.

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

he's ok actually, he gets a lot of criticism because apparently he brags about his popularity and the fact that he makes money off of his fans. just rumours though.

if he could do what he does here on stage, he would make a good comedian, quick fire jokes. but I think that's why he does the editing, because he can't.

Subbed though, his videos are quite funny.

[Haruhi780]

I wonder if Phil likes Castlevania..

PS: Lol at the failures that doesn't like his videos, yet always lurk his channel. Oh, what people would do/say for attention. :]

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!

Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)

[narufansupear]

Hey this title... How did you know what I was doing 5 mins ago?

[JammingintheValley]

Lol

Bouncers in school would be interesting

[mannionn13]

dO U LIKE COLORIN????????

[bmike210]

Triage anyone? If you're dieing they push you up in front of less severe cases.

[zippedfreak1]

lol, are u seriusly playing mw 1 in the background?

[Hunteress90]

2:35 was a perfect THATS WHAT SHE SAID moment XD

[Bloolooloo69]

can u put this comment in ur next video?

no, jk lol. but seriously..... >:|

[MIP2311]

10 bucks says tht at least 50% of these comments are about modern warfare in the background

[coby4861]

KASSEM!

[Burn0Man]

modern warfare in the background

[jbizzle700000]

ha yeah dont directly quote cartman or anything

[NakashuriNinja]

CoD4 <3 love it :D

[DoYouHaveAGrudge101]

COD4!!!! :D

[Sevmarick]

that fag joke was from southpark, fag

[aprilsitaly]

Fag never meant a homosexual until recently. Its true meaning is a cigarette. So calling Phil a cigarette doesn't make much sense

[Sevmarick]

dude i love phil he is halarious, but I don't like it when people steal jokes from tv

[Sevmarick]

again people don;t mean fag as gay, the mean it as douchey like in southpark

[mangaas]

Unless he's trying to imply he causes bad breath yellow teeth and cancer.

[lonewolfM16]

@aprilsitaly originally it meant a bundle of sticks aka a faggot of wood then cigarrete then homosexual

[Saunn]

@aprilsitaly You think so?! How would you like to be called a cigarette, you CIGARETTE? Yeah. I went there.

.. *Cough* Yeah, I thought of that too, actually. xD

[Sevmarick]

you a playing COd 4

[imonaboatmufu]

what is cutting

[aprilsitaly]

"cutting" (Editing) is taking parts of video out that you don't need or are mistakes. In this video its where it skips. Notice its not smooth video. Look at the TV in the background you'll see what I mean. =)

[MythOfSiren]

leaaave the cutting in ur vids dude, they're frekin' awesome! :D

[nonsequitur00]

alcohol is good for whatever ails ya!

[katiepicaso]

I actually have heard that a shot when you are sick, 1 shot, not a shot in everything you consume, is actually helpful when you're sick.

[joetown816]

I agree about the government getting into your pocket...and then they wanna run the freakin health care system. It will be called the "pay your taxes and go die someplace else" system.

[nolsmtm]

cutting? its called EDITING maybe the lesser vloggers should try it sometime. It prevents like 2 minutes of the video being taken up with mistakes that the vlogger then attempts to make funny, LAME; its packing and no content. A fast moving show like PhillyD's will always be funnier and more entertaining:)

[flyguy975]

RRRIIIICCCOOL(cough cough)...

[CatherineRose90]

Props on the cough drops. Lemon-mint= the best kind.

[technicolorii]

MAC in the background :D

[Chocoholic055]

2:26 - 2:33

SO FUCKING CUTE OMG

[Intoxication1993]

It totally is :)

[Ilikecookiez13]

CALL OF DUTY!!!

[Jboy619irock]

my school has 2 huge bouncers and there fucking annoying

[MrSilent45868]

i like this about the cops..there not heere for us .there here to inforce the fuckin law

[megsluvsya]

It is sad, but honestly most Emergency Rooms are not always used for "emergencies" lol, because a lot of times medicaid or state paid healthcare will pay for emergency room visits and not a regular doctor. So all of those people go to the ER...or some people who are on Medicaid simply go to the ER because they don't have to worry about how much their ER visit costs them...haha cuz it's free!!!! that's why those wait times would be helpful. OH I'm not dying, I don't want to wait 5 hrs for a Dr..

[xAshtonxAddictx]

:40 to 1:00 is my favorite!!

[imtonasty]

cock

[MrWollyollie]

tit

also wts with the glasses

[DaniellaAzoth]

Lol, 2:14

It made me laugh so hard, but that wasn't so good because I'm sick. DX XD

[RhodriR]

I love on the coment of fag there's a thumb down

[theblackpixieJTHM]

HAHA! What happened to your fake glasses at the end there?! :P

[VENTA2000]

Hey Phil whats your Cod4 level?

[xCodyDx]

2:14 - 2:21

[hrdcorhippy]

you are the word of the future

[TruenotesMusic]

You must be a Coast To Coast AM show listener Philip,,,,

[mrkangar00]

It's funny watching the tv cut from cod4 screens back to the xbox dashboard.

[JJosephOrtiz]

2:14 - 2:21

and then theres!.......bananas.....fuck­in....you know!?

Best part of the video

P.S. Don't worry Phil Ricola is Herbal xD

[Lorrainium]

Love the jump cuts, the more random the outcome the better. Pancakes.

[royalflushcolin]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN HAVE TO DIE!!!!!!!

[jackjohn920]

Like how can you pay attention to this video with the video game going in the background, like i litterally had to watch it 3 times before I heard him and ignored the game

[filbum]

whats your gamer tag

[JoelJr1995]

yea i really wanna no to...

[Trivium1994BANNED]

Loloolol xD i wanna know too :P

[newgarda]

Funny how he talks about how we shouldnt let have the gov in our pockets but still complained about the waiting problem in hospitals caused by the lack of gov involvement

[chizardo]

he didnt even mention the gov in the hospital video, and either way its unrelated with this, also he just meant ANOTHER hand in our pockets. Its really just another thing to pay for which most people dont need. Im not gonna start paying the cashier at the grocery store b/c she rang up how much i have to pay for the food. thats the store's job

[TheAndylouis]

I like crackers althugh they make me puke

[eagleduzt]

Your a sexy sexy phil

[imthegambler]

...... son of a bitch!!!!!

[junkertruck]

fuk yes schools need bouncers in hall ways kids go out smokin weed srriosly y the fuk not lolz

[siggetyseb]

fag

[ThatKidInTheHoodie]

yeah they really need bouncers,im in homeschooling,they were that bad..lol

[RoflCoppterGuy]

omg cod 4 lol

[ACC7386]

that's how I take my glasses off!

[thetasteepa2]

Xbox background! lol

[SpartinHero]

His GT is PhillyDeFranco, it's in another one of his videos. Pretty sure he won't add you though.

[Goku160o]

Yes sum schools do need bouncers

[PiipTV]

i actually replyed to Rydaguy67

i wernt asking sxephil.

So you

can go fuck yourself :D

[lopasas]

and theres bananas fckin u know?

LOL!

[carlyzvoice]

well, i LOVE the cuttingt!!!!:D:D

[oldmomjt]

00:21 I hate that stupid chernobyl level

[Ichiroseattle51]

ugh.

[Rydaguy67]

hey dude whats ur GT for xbox live?

[PiipTV]

ahha whats yours GT? :DD!

[TheFishMan92]

RIIIIIICOOLAAAAAAAA!

[jeffreyices]

fag LOL....but bananas fucking.....WHT?

[cowboyman17]

hes about to play COD4

lol

[bladearon]

lol

[eunicejules]

80 min wait guess i will go fuck myself hahahahaha

[wowlvl80pally]

1:28 ya one kid got beat soo hard he went to the E.R. he got hit in the face like 8 times buy a linemen on the football team

he got 7 stiches

[DBmoviesDB]

fag

[hiitsme3love128]

hey... guess what?

i like pie.

[charlieputhfan12]

phil i love you so much :) your awesome u should add this to your comment of the day :) ahah love ya :) <33

[Frostbane33]

About teh bouncer thing.... At my school we actually have a cop, oh wait sorry "Police Officer".... That monitors our hallways, I love the fact that we have a cop in our halls but Drugs are still flowing rapidly around our school.

[destroyenatar]

cood4 in the background lol.

[kittenxPunk]

fart.

[timcr12]

that money goes to the state not to pay the police who are paid by the state but it doesnt add anything to the paycheck the cop gets

[DarkBladeDeath2]

Lol. I like how it's CoD 4, then it's off, then it's on a logged out xbox dashboard. Phil was taking a break between cutting. Which is not annoying.

[XxSmombleMunchkinxX]

I think you should play against me on cod4 :P i mean it hehe xD xx

[tavyan12]

lol cod4

[Virvel93]

OMG Call of duty 4!!! o.0

[sawyergod]

dude u rock! continue with ur funny videos!

[Singalong1881]

some guy pulled a gun out on a teacher, then the teacher pulled a gun out on the student and shot him in the arm. I was in the class laughing my ass off, because i am an asshole

[andreboy14]

hey phil funny video once again, i also think is funny on how you just leave your 360 on with cod4 just randomly playing

[XxSemiSweetxX]

My school has 'bouncers'. . - . They are just terrible. They favorite certain students and treat everyone else like shit. They did come in handy when a student brought a gun to school, however.

[imapownall]

i lol'd so hard when you showed the comments, "fag... hmm... thats just mean!"

"i hate your cutting" *edit**edit**edit*

[SunBathedAngel]

Yeah I think bouncers in school might not be a terrible idea...my bf's ex girlfriend got arrested and expelled twice from our highschool for attacking teachers/schoolpersonel/cops..­.bouncers sound nice.

[Frety1994]

whats ur gamertag

[99dfresh]

yur gifted n awesomeness

[KittieKaty]

lol i like your cutting, it makes it funnierer o_O

[CFKingLee]

wats ur gamertag?

[kaldude81]

Mac!

[yaaaaay5]

wait, i live in winter haven florida. are you serious bout this??? i guess when i get hurt ill do it polk county way and wrap it in duct tape

really... winter haven.... you have let me down once again.

[officialMC]

Sweet call of duty 4 in the background!!

[TheKidLA]

you play call of duty? lol

[CerberusPetOfHell]

nice last line, phil:

"I'm gonna go lay down and let this throat thing pass."

^That's what she said.

[megathugmaster3000]

Its great to see some one who is calling out the bull shit our socialist *cough*, I mean democratic president has done.

[Birdoparadise]

Actually, most cakes that involve liquor, have the alcohol baked out. So all that's left is the taste, not the alcohol content.

Sorry, thought I should clarify, cause I bake and I'm allergic to alcohol, so if it wasn't baked out, I'd probably be dead.

[01theone02]

although, it is true that with many cake preperations, the alcohol is added afterwords, rather than in the batter... just sayin :P

[Ace6470]

fag

[PS3FANBOY305]

dude you own

[DJDeepfeel]

lol america is strange........bills for not purposly hurting yourself WTF dude oooh look it just hit a car at 60 mph and they charged me for it thats just fucking stupid when you wake up its like here your bill for crashing you car

no just

NO!!!

[Datelesswonders]

everything until the comments part made me rage a little. That's so much bullshit. But maybe we're too distracted with the war to fucking use LOGIC because maybe there is a logic shortage because they....make tanks out of it........??

[sassymadi4eva]

tv is distracting

[heartfield90]

your editing is ftw

they really dont need bouncers, that is just overdoing it

[mebethatthing]

call of duty yay

[DJCmadhead10]

woot cod4 in backround

[hop208]

The emergency services surcharge is BULLSH*T!!!!! I pay taxes, do your F@CKIN JOB!!

[TaskMasterSteve]

Uhhhh. The hospitals aren't the government. They don't get your tax dollars.

[kiasta]

St. Joseph's or University of Michigan is in close vicinity here...but yeah..I see your point.

[BrokenWingman]

You can't OD on Ricola's. I have a whole bag a day when I get a sore throat. haha

[Mike88DK]

lol fag. I get sympathetic for people calling me it. it's like "Oh my god, he just called me a stick, i should go cry now" Fucking idiots.

[kate72396]

most cakes have rum....and its not like ur gnna get wasted for eating a whole cake....ur really funny thou =]

[yellow1bellow]

i have 2 hospitals near by

[oblivionwolf122]

5 star for Call Of Duty 4 in the background!

[Beachyboy9966]

lol what was your motivation to make a video? CoD 4 was on right then, so you make a vlog? I would much rather play Call of Duty

[darizzle7]

phil ,......,pretty funny don't worry about those dicks who don't have the balls to speak up or when they do only know how to use critisizm.Keep up the good work!

[mattman12341001]

You're Fucking hilarious

[TrajikFrikshun]

HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA, I just found the cutting response FUNNY AS HELL...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA..­...

[fr3shboiijo]

same here lmfaooo i know...and than there's bananas, fuking, u know lmaoo

[joshlbrewer]

I haven't heard about schools hiring bouncers but, my school hired three ex riot guards from the local prison.....WTF

[ThatKidJR617]

PHIL IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!

[oVNiiTeMaReVo]

phil whats your gamertag?

mine is DeFiiNe TruTh

[4go]

LOL!

[13sarahROFL]

i love you.

[CHriskar010]

hahahhaha xbox in the background. awesomeness. and he plays cod 4. he is the most awesome person ever cause of that. Awesome videos phil

[Beamos12]

rum cake  is awesome!

[Nigomsa]

call of duty 4 ownz ballz phil! imma add you on xbl to bad your friends list is full!

[Djnuttty]

Did you do the voice of rex from toy story?! xd

[unkaodya]

whats wrong with being wasted while you eat? everything tastes better that way! no, but seriously. cakes with liquor are the yummy.

[GIN0rmous]

I like the xbox and imac in the background.

[jbooker1990]

HAHAHA this is halirious. "OH SHIT 80 minute wait. guess ill go fuck myself" hahahahhaha

[GibsonLover94]

hey phil whats your xbox live gamertag?

[masterjustin45]

I think its PhillyDeFranco

[pivotstickman]

nice cod 4

[Tyguy107]

dude ur hilarius.. and you actually talk about real shit. And i dont think ur a fag..

[jkool47]

SERIOUSLY i was at st josephs last night we waited for fcking to hours

[texasdude93]

your mom's throat is giving out

[unicycleman666]

I put drink in everything! That doesn't mean im an alco, it just means i like drink!

[BBbracket]

are you a robot

[XxXperson94XxX]

lol my math teacher this year was an ex-bouncer and our vice principal quit because all the people at my school are so bad..... everyone hated him though so it was a win win situation.

[nbaduncan]

0:16-0:24...completely distracted by cod 4

[ultimateeve]

Haha man this was really funny and there is a ton of comments and videos wich is really nice, there really funny and i actually like the cutting and that section just made me laugh XD good video keep up the good work

[jujuto1]

Ok im sorry this is waaay of topic-

Billie Mayes just died.

4-5 celebrities have died within a 2-week period...

Thumbs down if you want but Phil if you read this...Do you think this means something? Or its some freaky coincidence?

..And Billie Mayes? Freeky.

[TheSteems]

I rofled at the cutting scene and banana thing :D

[suzi32]

lol did you go see Up or something? x]