I'll Fight A Blind Girl With A Knife In The Shower

[sexyrabbyt]

ROTFLMMFAO Pantene pro V is like pepper spray

[TechState]

that was hilarious! nice one

[ikelove117]

Hey man five stars i watched this like twenty times and i still laugh... oh yea i'll destroy the soul of a retarted boy with a mallet but yea your too funny dude

[MrLEAVEBRITNEYALONE]

lmao retarded boy with a mallet...ima get ma cousin to do that XD

[yeyohr87]

lol

[clubinman]

do u have twitter i would follow u, ur a funny dude

[dbloveskittens]

@danbialek

[cannibalplanet]

first Dan vid I ever saw.. like a year and a half ago.. and it's still my favorite.

[zatania666]

subliminal message 00:32

HAHA loved it

[spidersonic]

Lol, knees and elbows.

[debauched2002]

Dude, please don't say 'retarded', it's degrading to people with intellectual disabilities. The correct term is Mong, which is an abbreviation for Mentally Wrong. Thanking you in anticipation of your understanding.

[crosswire40]

IM love this guy

[WhoFlungPoop2]

Cheers for the message, i'm glad i investigated

You're a good comedian

[Coruscating]

I am Vanessa.

You don't know my secret weapon.

[s4jt]

HOMO-DORK!

[zac324]

lol great video... i subscribed

[darkherokaze]

That place is like, NERD HQ!!!

Harharhar!!!

Oh, and the rest of the video is funny too.

[Jonoku]

threadless shirt.

right on

[chocalatecocoloco2]

everybody!! right after he says,"and was killed 3 years ago in the shower"u will hear lighting sounds but then before he starts talking again theres a picture of some kind of person with a bloody knife its really hard to pause it i still cant but i can makeout the picture. just go to 00:27 and wait for lighting and u;ll see..

[remindermanlol]

theres a subliminal messsage after the lighting sounds at the beggining. really hard to pause it on though.

[screemo0girl]

haha i love this. i hate those chain letters... lol this is hellaz funny

[vinle7]

Roflmao dude, great response to that stupid ass stuff about posting somthing or else 0.0

[claire42069]

Lmao. Ive watched this vid about 504334284 times and it still cracks me up.

[Andysbx]

no you havent

[slashzaku15]

no you haven't because this video doesn't have 504334284 views

[me5677]

#1:I don't do laundry.

#2:nerd H.Q. kid is obviously just scared of his competition.

#3:I've always wanted a mallet.

[ejmorgan234]

THAT WAS FUNNY!but i dont have a laundry room dumbass!hah

[ShonHizzle]

Lets just say I'm staying away from my laundry room for a while.

[IAmMrsMikeyWay]

LMAO

I still love this one. It's my favorite. I need to stop watching..

[bizol65]

HAHAHAHAHA

[rberti]

lmao

awesome

[alexllorrac]

how big exactly is your shower because its gotta be pretty big for the blind girl to still not kill you especially with how big that knife was in the picture you used.

[Craygeena]

or a retarded kid with a mallet will what dan!!!!!!!!! lol that was great!

[hellsangel1123]

This vlog keeps getting funnier and funnier each time I watch them. I love you Dan! lol Keep up the good work and good luck on tour.

[TheTitaniumTrooper]

hey what happened to your myspace videos?

[TheTitaniumTrooper]

oh nevermind. i just found out. my bad.

[josephballard1]

Hope this is one of you favorite comments. This is what is wrong with this decade. it's the age of complete wasted space on the internet. It's worse because you probably think your funny. Forward this to... you know the drill Mr. nerd hq vlog guy

[yadi1998]

you just made my day, and by the way, how do you know that pantene is like peper spray one it hits the mucus membranes?

[rougechick]

Actually, there was some famous Russian statesman killed in his tub by a blind chick (tis a historical fact) but you're lying down in the tub, so I think the shower would give you a better chance of survival. lol...this is an awesome vid.

[neversingh]

wheres the picture of a blind girl,its missing.

i could not stop lauging

[dbloveskittens]

YouTube yanked it. I think for copyright reasons, but it seems kind of retarded to me for them to do that. But, ah, whattaya going to do, right?

[norrock0]

Well,that kinda sucks =/

Who would copyright that picture?

[twostrokebluesmoke]

at 0:31 and 0:44 theres a pcture of the blind girl

[Monkey553]

Thx I found them!

[hihihi7894]

ROTFLMAO THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY

[jakereynolds92]

hahahahaha home court advantage soap right in ur mouth washin ur mouth out ahhh lmao

[ffdtr]

omg! this is so hilarious!

now repost this or that blind girl will come to your shower with a knife and kill you tonight. =D tee. hee. hee. <33

[nekopaws9395]

haha, i so agree. you're hilarious.

now repost this to 50 videos in one week or a diabetic weasel will come and carve his initials into your knee.

[SagaraSouske]

lmao,

I don't have a laundry room though

[BlastadBarnacles]

.............. 8

[jirera25]

Two words: comic genius

[babyrexdotcom]

You are a homo. It's not hate. Just true. Get a job and lay off. Your videos are not smart or funny. Sad and stupid. You're a loser. Anyone can see that.

[alphadogbot]

you are an ass hole he is funny

[sstutchman]

Haha, I love that. Thoes people make me mad. Your videos are great!

[rosel101]

omg this makes me laugh so hard seriously ill crush you crush you

[Trinatron1970]

I just watched your vids and I just wanted to tell you that I find you to be extremely funny!! Keep up the great work and looking forward to seeing more vids by you... Trinity

[ricedeliverydrums]

NERD HQ MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR!

i joke i joke.

[brooke393]

you rock!!! wanna take a shower? (sorry)

[KimMcFriendlyDotCom]

this video is going to help a lot of people.

[ShoestringEXPRESS]

dude i talk into my laser mouse like a CB radio all the time regardless of what comment i'm reading. that's just cool and futuristic.

what happened to the pictures of the bloody "blind girl" with the knife? i'm guessing that youtube gets the first cut and myspace comes second?

[ricedeliverydrums]

dude. you're a damn genius. HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE!

and you're room is good lookin. if only i was CLOSE to being that neat.

[KaciRoo84]

You're too funny! That was great.

[DavidPierron]

DPwyv.

[chemilie420]

hahahahahahaha.

retarded kid with a mallet?!?!

hahahahaha

holy crap you kill me everytime you open your mouth youre so funny.

[dandieelyon]

5*

love your vids...look forward to them always. :)

[caranbo]

:] :]

[Blue79]

one of the best!!

[SinisterMinisterVII]

Man Dan is awesome he comes up with some of the most funniest stuff!

[jellyfisher12]

I agree those chainletter comments are retarded, lol. "I'll wash your mouth out with soap!" haha :D

[TrackingBree]

Bwahahahaahah!

That was awesome! 5 Stars and favourited!

[Ladyd2742]

this made me giggle. especially the part about the cat.