Hey, about those contact lenses; as stupid and unhealthy as they may sound (safe to say... to many of us?) I think it's also one step closer to experiencing 3D gaming/movies, you know? It feels like you're there, it would be perfect for first person games.
I still remember how badly that winter sucked (I was in Missouri, right in the middle of that f*ckin' ice and snow)...no snow in Florida, huh? Lucky bastards.
A contact screen lense thingy you can watch TV or movies or play games with your eyes closed????? WE WANT IT NOW! :D
Be nice to Sarah, okay, people? It's never too late to learn!
I'm not sure it would help if I wear something sexy, no wait I'm positive it wouldn't. I like your show anyway. Thanks for making me laugh on a regular basis. You put sugar in my internet to make it more addictive, confess you scoundrel!!!
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btw i 100% agree with you in regards to Sarah Palin. She is a complete idiot and the USA should do all they can to ensure she is no where near getting into presidency
you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
It was far colder up in Canada then it was in the United States. In Alberta the temperature didn't rise above freezing for months, and went below -40 several days.
ok I guess I take back not giving things away (commented on today's video) since you talked about contacting somebody...but you have to admit it would be a pretty good plan
Hey PHil ! ugh, so, you are pretty much my twin. people say that a LOT. I could use an x box. I'll give it to my brother. Not you but my biological one. He could use one so I can Pwn him in Halo.
maybe I'll meet you one day, maybe not.
oh and, I've been watching your since you started a long time ago.
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@theallience21 ok it's not a colored contact it's a contact that has a built in screen(screens make there own light). So you need to redo your thoughts a little there.
i think its funny cuz everyone only has problems with ATT and whenever my phone glitches(i have ATT), i turn it off, turn it back on, then it works again
Either come up with new things to say or say nothing.this french thing has been disproven,get over it.also,please understand english punctuation.you are commenting ON YOUR OWN DAMN INSULT,HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?
Fuck yeah naked wenesday
tks457redhot 4 days ago
another good way to waste time:
watch every single one of your videos (or try atleast) :D
LotsOfLolz4Eva 6 days ago
well, it is rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock..
m3lis5a 6 days ago
toast
PShireman 6 days ago
Lol "the ice age has come".... hasn't snowed at all this year....
XelaTheGeek 1 week ago
am i the only one who thinks phill's eyes are huge?
Dotheboogiewoogie 2 weeks ago
I just love when you ramble on while at the same time still managing to say clever things that, really, make sense...
MademoiselleEdgard 2 weeks ago
Hey, about those contact lenses; as stupid and unhealthy as they may sound (safe to say... to many of us?) I think it's also one step closer to experiencing 3D gaming/movies, you know? It feels like you're there, it would be perfect for first person games.
Teencat 2 weeks ago
haha, ahh.. i hate being a floridian.
Podgett 4 weeks ago
I still remember how badly that winter sucked (I was in Missouri, right in the middle of that f*ckin' ice and snow)...no snow in Florida, huh? Lucky bastards.
A contact screen lense thingy you can watch TV or movies or play games with your eyes closed????? WE WANT IT NOW! :D
Be nice to Sarah, okay, people? It's never too late to learn!
cwsspring 1 month ago
@cwsspring I was NJ and i got like 2 and a half feet of snow.
iiTzLaMiA 1 month ago
@iiTzLaMiA yeah, in new jersey its like negatie ten degress, grow a pair phil, lolol
omarbenedict 4 weeks ago
@omarbenedict haha
iiTzLaMiA 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
WAIT WAIT WAIT, you called yourself old??? you CANT be over 25! what?!?!
ThePrettyPaint 1 month ago
I'm not sure it would help if I wear something sexy, no wait I'm positive it wouldn't. I like your show anyway. Thanks for making me laugh on a regular basis. You put sugar in my internet to make it more addictive, confess you scoundrel!!!
A1Sirius 1 month ago
DFTBA!:)
dyslexicdreamer 1 month ago
Nice Wikipedia answer. Is that where you get all your answers?
ca7sdogs 1 month ago
Just uploaded my first youtube vid! Check it:)
XxDeer2SlayerxX 1 month ago
The contact screen reminds me of the book "Feed" M. T. Anderson. :0
iToxicShelly 1 month ago
Totally throw something at my face! But not that xbox... it may hurt! How about a plushy... nice and soft. I like soft things!
alfredbesterp12 1 month ago
the only addiction i have is this show :)
soulfiendfan15 1 month ago
Why are you so sexy.
LegitiMiniz 2 months ago
haha watching this again... where did all the snow go this year
we not getting anything :(
CaltTUBE 2 months ago
ill be in the 2 % ;;
gussxp 2 months ago
Haha. You can go to my prom Phil... xD
RenegadexAngel888 2 months ago
Watching this video makes me realise why I didn't like this guy when I watched his videos back in 2008. Fuck this.
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GIMME DAT XBOX PHIL!!!!!
cristophershaffer 2 months ago
I entered :)
TheAt01 2 months ago
Will I get peppersprayed for this xbox slim lol
unzipnenjoy 2 months ago
47,000 likes YAYAYAYAY
ASSASIN3601088 2 months ago
That eye in the thumbnail made m think of "The Host" cover.
cassie7373 2 months ago
:O
chipenduck 2 months ago
I really liked this one!
Hargak 2 months ago
so... what cant be unseen
spartan117477 3 months ago
OH MY GOD! PORN IN MY EYELIDS?!?! THATS THE BEST THING EVER!
MrMtherFker 3 months ago 61
@MrMtherFker
It's all fun and games, untill 2 girls 1 cup
janfeyen9 2 months ago
i like pie
waylonp123 3 months ago
i'm all for naked wednesday :)
Kemperdoodle1 3 months ago
Oh phil you're so funny and intelligent, I'd totally go to prom with you if you weren't so... old and creepy.
Adjm21400 3 months ago
i live in the penis of america xD I FEEL SPECIAL lol
flyingsquirrel157 3 months ago
Whhhooaaa constant porn yes !!!!
o0LoveLove0o 3 months ago
Bbh
realcd9 4 months ago
Crazy contest: goo.gl\k55ge with iPhone 5 as an main prize.
czedesatra 4 months ago
Concierge services
mrnmrsbdb 4 months ago
Ur hands are kind of chubby. :)
Avacadomilk33 4 months ago
I'm still waiting on that "yet"...why do you still wear clothes in your Wednesday shows Phil - Why do you torment us?!
rvbfan1 4 months ago
what the f#@k is rong with you people
OwenKicksYou17 4 months ago
Lol!
LUV04111 5 months ago
phill you are my youtube
1977joedaddy 5 months ago
damn i would do you behind the gym of my prom!!! LOL i'm not a creeper I just love you!
fleebag505 5 months ago
Phil, I would definitely take you to prom IF I wasn't a straight, 20yo guy who doesn't have proms anymore, which I am, lol. :P
dforcefan202 5 months ago
penis
MegaDerek2011 5 months ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
phil you have the humor of a god
herpderpinator 5 months ago
2:00 finally decided to do somn about that vacuum lol XD
suzitobi350 5 months ago
Hey phil can you upload the photos naked girls give you
on your website I would love to see BOOBIES :D
Xulled 5 months ago
you would be my best friend if i knew you and im with you 100% on naked wednesday!!!
coolbeans11ify 5 months ago
She's an idiot just like George Bush
DevilishLilReaper23 5 months ago
kreepy? i think not....lol:)
AlovesChanel 5 months ago
Oh Phil you're so intelligent! I would totally go to prom with you if you weren't old and creepy
Kayla75732 5 months ago
Oh phil you're so funny and intelligent and I LOVE YOU....... yah... I made it my own.
JLUFantasy 6 months ago 69
1063 people where beaten with a sock filled with quarters
TheTrapegons 6 months ago
the contact lenses remind of the eyescreens form the Uglies series
XxCrescendo1xX 6 months ago
Who wouldn't want to see Betty White being gang banged? :D
TheLiteraturist 6 months ago
@TheLiteraturist I wouldn't actually...
TheLiteraturist 6 months ago
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goullas7 6 months ago
oh look at that! apple put personal hotspots on their phones aand makes you pay for it....
TheNamesChrome 6 months ago
Your not creepy your awesome!
CandiiLautnerBieber 6 months ago
Do you give stuff away to be creepy? Stocker-ish? Just curious, btw your videos are funny
whatulike757 6 months ago
you are so handsome and inteligent and..handsome and a hot piece of ass!!! i want to go to prom with you!!!
MotivationalMama 6 months ago
you know, ive been watching these for like a year now, and it just accured to me that he actually does give stuff away. o.o weird.
XXEMOsxrxhottXX 6 months ago
yes finnaly a hud real life halo
igisdt9999 6 months ago
But I would go to prom with you even if you were old and creepy. It's the thought that counts, right?
whenfariesexisted 6 months ago
If we do enter an ice age 98% of people will die! And the other 2% will live a horrible, horrible life. So you have that to look forward to.
Lmao.
slueth8 6 months ago
I <3 your show, where do you get the time to pack in this much awesome every day!!!???
ristuff1 6 months ago
How OLD ARE YOU?! I have never heard you say your age! WTF lol
Banana420Leanna 6 months ago
@Banana420Leanna 25...I'm not a creeper, it said it on dailybooth hahaha
queenfrostine97 6 months ago
England is the ice age, so we'll (I mean by "we'll" as in the uk cos I live there, or... here in, logical terms) hardly change.
lsullivancorbell 6 months ago
Betty White getting gang banged...not sure if want to be unseen.
Aiballa 6 months ago
I WOULD TOTTALY GO YO PROM WITH YOU IF YOU WERNT OLD AND CREEPY :DDD
AIiceJ 6 months ago
awww! I live in the penis of america where there is no snow! :[
Thial1000 6 months ago
lol@ penus of america. made me laugh so hard
malikagirl 6 months ago
Eye screens? Eye cancer.
Verylampful 6 months ago
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ohsoFactual 6 months ago
Lol
65creature 6 months ago
lol "its naked wednesdays WAIT no its not that aint even a day yet"
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you are one very funny man!!
btw i 100% agree with you in regards to Sarah Palin. She is a complete idiot and the USA should do all they can to ensure she is no where near getting into presidency
Chrisban93 7 months ago
wack
MeNaCe2s0cleTy 7 months ago
ice age in america? Welcome to Canada!
annarolls 7 months ago
blagagaggaga
DFaib 7 months ago
ur the funniest person on youtube u just earned my sub
wrestler7391 7 months ago
Oh Phil you're so funny and intelligent! I would totally go to prom with you were not old and creepy! Lol jk ^-^
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weirdindianguy 7 months ago
great channel...love it
powerofmind89 7 months ago
i have the weirdest boner right now
i find this difficult to masturbate to
ZombieChimps 7 months ago
Awh...no naked day? :c
MRroddan96 7 months ago
phil. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
RandomStuff0925 7 months ago
"random number generator" is slang for profile with the biggest boobs right?
987946216430 7 months ago
The snow in Hawaii thing is not weird. Pretty much anywhere with a mountain, has snow. That's why Florida didn't have snow.
Fluffy4020 7 months ago
No snow in Hawaii isnt that odd.
jasa159 7 months ago
Such a beast.
20jman20 7 months ago
Love you.
reo182182 7 months ago
Oh Phil your so funny and intelligent!
I would totally go to prom with you if you were not old and creepy
winningduh72 7 months ago
dudedudedudedudedudeDUDE!!
that contact thing is how we make Pokemon REAL!
PokeTourism.
it's gonna be awesome.
nictheman144 7 months ago
I SUPPORT NAKED WEDNESDAYS!!
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you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste
xxheartxmusicxx 7 months ago
I WIIIINNNN!!!!
wowissonotfrkewlppl 7 months ago
oh... its nekid wednesdays....? *runs & puts on shirt*
noellemarie13 7 months ago
It was far colder up in Canada then it was in the United States. In Alberta the temperature didn't rise above freezing for months, and went below -40 several days.
MyLadyGreensleeves77 7 months ago
screens in your eyes ..sounds cool as long as no one hacks into them some how o.o"
tentenerica 8 months ago
not too impressed, but, i do enjoy making fun of Palin. We should make it a holiday...
raynebow666 8 months ago
Screens in the contacts? Awesome! I can watch Phil in my sleep. (No homo)
zawol17 8 months ago
LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL LOLOLOLOLOL
xw0witsmekrissyx 8 months ago
i love you phil!
b25art0ne 8 months ago
ok I guess I take back not giving things away (commented on today's video) since you talked about contacting somebody...but you have to admit it would be a pretty good plan
iequitate3830 8 months ago
This video frightened me
Especially the part where he talks about the "chip" and how he concludes it.
The way he talks, the way he moves, the way he looks at you: every single thing is mind control.
The website in the links is a living proof of dumbing America.
Wake up people.
Peace n Love
UnknownLW 8 months ago
I live in the bottom of America (Florida)
xXSilverHaloXx 8 months ago
I don't freaking get it. I'm a hot chick but that doesn't seem to help my viewership like it does for her
KatieSexyBabez 8 months ago
these contacts remind me of the torchwood contacts
MissCordeliaChase 8 months ago
You are my kind of Idol!!!
NinjaStarfish94 8 months ago
i love that monkey
lowgrade84 8 months ago
Hey PHil ! ugh, so, you are pretty much my twin. people say that a LOT. I could use an x box. I'll give it to my brother. Not you but my biological one. He could use one so I can Pwn him in Halo.
maybe I'll meet you one day, maybe not.
oh and, I've been watching your since you started a long time ago.
than you :)
MatthewDelDegan 9 months ago
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IncMidnight 9 months ago
Phil you share my exact humor.
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Phil you are so funny and intelligent and I would totally go to prom with you if you weren't so old and creepy!
5starchiccccca 9 months ago
I 8sually say four or five hail marys after I orgasm, my priest told me to.
DaspittaNigga83922 10 months ago
haha, rock paper siscors lizard spock from big bang theory.
gtskilyne5 10 months ago
please give me that Xbox.
lisilein2 10 months ago
I LOVE YOU PHIL... no homo :)
YoungWolfRhymes 10 months ago
Phil you are so funny and intelligent and I would totally go to prom with you if you weren't so old and creepy!
Nah, I'd go with you anyways. :)
Milaykee 10 months ago
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Ajameson28 10 months ago
Vacuums are attempting to sabotage your spot light.
Ajameson28 10 months ago
:>
aquablue777 10 months ago
rock paper scissors
spaaceful 10 months ago
I'm culturally Jewish...I laughed at that blood libel thing.
mroom1469 10 months ago
@HampaDoesntDie Wrong channel :P hehe jkjk weezywaiter ftw.
CanadianGeek1 10 months ago
You are so hilarious you make me feel normal!!!
mrsclaudiareyes67 10 months ago
YOUR SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheekymonkey510 10 months ago
It's anyway. Not anyways. But I still love your face.
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850Nexus 10 months ago
:( i was hoping for explosion wednesday
HampaDoesntDie 10 months ago
i NEED those CONTACS!!!
TheAbbieEdwards 10 months ago
You should be the news of the world... So many times of betterness
Screamer36432 10 months ago
PhilipDefranco<3
THE BESSTTT :)
InsterV 11 months ago
your gay face is gay:D
jellyfishb 11 months ago
yeah... maybe you're old and creepy...
fudichhalt 11 months ago
if you close your eyes the light doesn't come thro the contact so you can't c it
theallience21 11 months ago
@theallience21 ok it's not a colored contact it's a contact that has a built in screen(screens make there own light). So you need to redo your thoughts a little there.
primecyber1 10 months ago
@primecyber1 it doesnt create its own light... look it up if u dont believe me
theallience21 10 months ago
feel much happier after watching this, thank you ツ
CaitlinMatthews 11 months ago
why do you cut after every sentence?
FFS1NICO 11 months ago
ツ.
iInsaneGamerTechHD 11 months ago
Palin lenss on my eye WOWN America are going cracy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electromata 11 months ago
i would so go to the prom with you!
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JoshKlaasen 11 months ago
at first, I thought it was a total cunt, then, I realised. Total entertainment.
grahamek77 11 months ago
i think its funny cuz everyone only has problems with ATT and whenever my phone glitches(i have ATT), i turn it off, turn it back on, then it works again
mrstaylautner27 11 months ago
YEAH NAKED WENS- awww shit :(
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oh phil i love you and your verry smart and awesome and i would soo go to prom with you even though your old-er and creepy <333
TheNorkz 1 year ago
ohh phil i love you ur cute and intelligent and i would sooo go to prom with you even if your old-er and creepy <33
TheNorkz 1 year ago
sarah is definitely confused,eminem was rite in rockstar video
Mrcranksta 1 year ago
gee sarah... is it ok if I rest my balls on your chin while I pound my dick in your mouth? gee thanks!!!!!!!
sk1972 1 year ago
For some unknown reason, I'm feeling the urge to search for "Joe Terino Kesha". Strange.
ThePedub 1 year ago
I know the rules to Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock...... 'cuz I'm a nerd.
MiniDinosaurLove 1 year ago
Why aren't you my father?
Have sex with my mom.
NDEESTAEPLZ 1 year ago 315
@NDEESTAEPLZ That wouldn't mean he's your father.. Otherwise, over 9000 people, including myself, would be your father.
glitch417 10 months ago
It got to 50 here in Michigan, and at least half the people at school were wearing shorts and had their windows down.
ChislettsGirl 1 year ago
Funny stuff dude, one of the best on youtube :D
Weeman25489 1 year ago
theres been snow in canada in every provinces since forever? where not freaking out
mathieu777 1 year ago
I live in the penis of america! i will be safe from the iceage...
miniman2111 1 year ago
this_dudes_FUNNY_just_search_up_"Joe Terino Kesha"
olivetticotoneaste 1 year ago
god dammit. the snow stops just before where i live...
xliver4 1 year ago
Either come up with new things to say or say nothing.this french thing has been disproven,get over it.also,please understand english punctuation.you are commenting ON YOUR OWN DAMN INSULT,HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?
frenchfriedfrenchmen 1 year ago