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  • Fuck yeah naked wenesday

  • another good way to waste time:

    watch every single one of your videos (or try atleast) :D

  • well, it is rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spo­ck..

  • toast

  • Lol "the ice age has come".... hasn't snowed at all this year....

  • am i the only one who thinks phill's eyes are huge?

  • I just love when you ramble on while at the same time still managing to say clever things that, really, make sense...

  • Hey, about those contact lenses; as stupid and unhealthy as they may sound (safe to say... to many of us?) I think it's also one step closer to experiencing 3D gaming/movies, you know? It feels like you're there, it would be perfect for first person games.

  • haha, ahh.. i hate being a floridian.

  • I still remember how badly that winter sucked (I was in Missouri, right in the middle of that f*ckin' ice and snow)...no snow in Florida, huh? Lucky bastards.

    A contact screen lense thingy you can watch TV or movies or play games with your eyes closed????? WE WANT IT NOW! :D

    Be nice to Sarah, okay, people? It's never too late to learn!

  • @cwsspring I was NJ and i got like 2 and a half feet of snow.

  • @iiTzLaMiA yeah, in new jersey its like negatie ten degress, grow a pair phil, lolol

  • @omarbenedict haha

  • WAIT WAIT WAIT, you called yourself old??? you CANT be over 25! what?!?!

  • I'm not sure it would help if I wear something sexy, no wait I'm positive it wouldn't. I like your show anyway. Thanks for making me laugh on a regular basis. You put sugar in my internet to make it more addictive, confess you scoundrel!!!

  • DFTBA!:)

  • Nice Wikipedia answer. Is that where you get all your answers?

  • Just uploaded my first youtube vid! Check it:)

  • The contact screen reminds me of the book "Feed" M. T. Anderson. :0

  • Totally throw something at my face! But not that xbox... it may hurt! How about a plushy... nice and soft. I like soft things!

  • the only addiction i have is this show :)

  • Why are you so sexy.

  • haha watching this again... where did all the snow go this year

    we not getting anything :(

  • ill be in the 2 % ;;

  • Haha. You can go to my prom Phil... xD

  • Watching this video makes me realise why I didn't like this guy when I watched his videos back in 2008. Fuck this.

  • GIMME DAT XBOX PHIL!!!!!

  • I entered :)

  • Will I get peppersprayed for this xbox slim lol

  • 47,000 likes YAYAYAYAY

  • That eye in the thumbnail made m think of "The Host" cover.

  • :O

  • I really liked this one!

  • so... what cant be unseen

  • OH MY GOD! PORN IN MY EYELIDS?!?! THATS THE BEST THING EVER!

  • @MrMtherFker

    It's all fun and games, untill 2 girls 1 cup

  • i like pie

  • i'm all for naked wednesday :)

  • Oh phil you're so funny and intelligent, I'd totally go to prom with you if you weren't so... old and creepy.

  • i live in the penis of america xD I FEEL SPECIAL lol

  • Whhhooaaa constant porn yes !!!!

  • Bbh

  • Crazy contest: goo.gl\k55ge with iPhone 5 as an main prize.

  • Concierge services

  • Ur hands are kind of chubby. :)

  • I'm still waiting on that "yet"...why do you still wear clothes in your Wednesday shows Phil - Why do you torment us?!

  • what the f#@k is rong with you people

  • Lol!

  • phill you are my youtube

  • damn i would do you behind the gym of my prom!!! LOL i'm not a creeper I just love you!

  • Phil, I would definitely take you to prom IF I wasn't a straight, 20yo guy who doesn't have proms anymore, which I am, lol. :P

  • penis

  • phil you have the humor of a god

  • 2:00 finally decided to do somn about that vacuum lol XD

  • Hey phil can you upload the photos naked girls give you

    on your website I would love to see BOOBIES :D

  • you would be my best friend if i knew you and im with you 100% on naked wednesday!!!

  • She's an idiot just like George Bush

  • kreepy? i think not....lol:)

  • Oh Phil you're so intelligent! I would totally go to prom with you if you weren't old and creepy

  • Oh phil you're so funny and intelligent and I LOVE YOU....... yah... I made it my own.

  • 1063 people where beaten with a sock filled with quarters

  • the contact lenses remind of the eyescreens form the Uglies series

  • Who wouldn't want to see Betty White being gang banged? :D

  • @TheLiteraturist I wouldn't actually...

  • oh look at that! apple put personal hotspots on their phones aand makes you pay for it....

  • Your not creepy your awesome!

  • Do you give stuff away to be creepy? Stocker-ish? Just curious, btw your videos are funny

  • you are so handsome and inteligent and..handsome and a hot piece of ass!!! i want to go to prom with you!!!

  • you know, ive been watching these for like a year now, and it just accured to me that he actually does give stuff away. o.o weird.

  • yes finnaly a hud real life halo

  • But I would go to prom with you even if you were old and creepy. It's the thought that counts, right?

  • If we do enter an ice age 98% of people will die! And the other 2% will live a horrible, horrible life. So you have that to look forward to.

    Lmao.

  • I <3 your show, where do you get the time to pack in this much awesome every day!!!???

  • How OLD ARE YOU?! I have never heard you say your age! WTF lol

  • @Banana420Leanna 25...I'm not a creeper, it said it on dailybooth hahaha

  • England is the ice age, so we'll (I mean by "we'll" as in the uk cos I live there, or... here in, logical terms) hardly change.

  • Betty White getting gang banged...not sure if want to be unseen.

  • I WOULD TOTTALY GO YO PROM WITH YOU IF YOU WERNT OLD AND CREEPY :DDD

  • awww! I live in the penis of america where there is no snow! :[

  • lol@ penus of america. made me laugh so hard

  • Eye screens? Eye cancer.

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  • Lol

  • lol "its naked wednesdays WAIT no its not that aint even a day yet"

  • you are one very funny man!!

    btw i 100% agree with you in regards to Sarah Palin. She is a complete idiot and the USA should do all they can to ensure she is no where near getting into presidency

  • wack

  • ice age in america? Welcome to Canada!

  • blagagaggaga

  • ur the funniest person on youtube u just earned my sub

  • Oh Phil you're so funny and intelligent! I would totally go to prom with you were not old and creepy! Lol jk ^-^

  • great channel...love it

  • i have the weirdest boner right now

    i find this difficult to masturbate to

  • Awh...no naked day? :c

  • phil. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!

  • "random number generator" is slang for profile with the biggest boobs right?

  • The snow in Hawaii thing is not weird. Pretty much anywhere with a mountain, has snow. That's why Florida didn't have snow.

  • No snow in Hawaii isnt that odd.

  • Such a beast.

  • Love you.

  • Oh Phil your so funny and intelligent!

    I would totally go to prom with you if you were not old and creepy

  • dudedudedudedudedudeDUDE!!

    that contact thing is how we make Pokemon REAL!

    PokeTourism.

    it's gonna be awesome.

  • I SUPPORT NAKED WEDNESDAYS!!

  • I WIIIINNNN!!!!

  • oh... its nekid wednesdays....? *runs & puts on shirt*

  • It was far colder up in Canada then it was in the United States. In Alberta the temperature didn't rise above freezing for months, and went below -40 several days.

  • screens in your eyes ..sounds cool as long as no one hacks into them some how o.o"

  • not too impressed, but, i do enjoy making fun of Palin. We should make it a holiday...

  • Screens in the contacts? Awesome! I can watch Phil in my sleep. (No homo)

  • LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL LOLOLOLOLOL 

  • i love you phil!

  • ok I guess I take back not giving things away (commented on today's video) since you talked about contacting somebody...but you have to admit it would be a pretty good plan

  • This video frightened me

    Especially the part where he talks about the "chip" and how he concludes it.

    The way he talks, the way he moves, the way he looks at you: every single thing is mind control.

    The website in the links is a living proof of dumbing America.

    Wake up people.

    Peace n Love

  • I live in the bottom of America (Florida)

  • I don't freaking get it. I'm a hot chick but that doesn't seem to help my viewership like it does for her

  • these contacts remind me of the torchwood contacts

  • You are my kind of Idol!!!

  • i love that monkey

  • Hey PHil ! ugh, so, you are pretty much my twin. people say that a LOT. I could use an x box. I'll give it to my brother. Not you but my biological one. He could use one so I can Pwn him in Halo.

    maybe I'll meet you one day, maybe not.

    oh and, I've been watching your since you started a long time ago.

    than you :)

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  • Phil you share my exact humor.

  • I 8sually say four or five hail marys after I orgasm, my priest told me to.

  • haha, rock paper siscors lizard spock from big bang theory.

  • please give me that Xbox.

  • I LOVE YOU PHIL... no homo :)

  • Phil you are so funny and intelligent and I would totally go to prom with you if you weren't so old and creepy!

    Nah, I'd go with you anyways. :)

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  • Vacuums are attempting to sabotage your spot light.

  • :>

    

  • rock paper scissors

  • I'm culturally Jewish...I laughed at that blood libel thing.

  • @HampaDoesntDie Wrong channel :P hehe jkjk weezywaiter ftw.

  • You are so hilarious you make me feel normal!!!

  • YOUR SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's anyway. Not anyways. But I still love your face.

  • :( i was hoping for explosion wednesday

  • i NEED those CONTACS!!!

  • You should be the news of the world... So many times of betterness

  • PhilipDefranco<3

    THE BESSTTT :)

  • your gay face is gay:D

  • yeah... maybe you're old and creepy...

  • if you close your eyes the light doesn't come thro the contact so you can't c it

  • @theallience21 ok it's not a colored contact it's a contact that has a built in screen(screens make there own light). So you need to redo your thoughts a little there.

  • @primecyber1 it doesnt create its own light... look it up if u dont believe me

  • feel much happier after watching this, thank you ツ

  • why do you cut after every sentence?

  • ツ.

  • Palin lenss on my eye WOWN America are going cracy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would so go to the prom with you!

  • at first, I thought it was a total cunt, then, I realised. Total entertainment.

  • i think its funny cuz everyone only has problems with ATT and whenever my phone glitches(i have ATT), i turn it off, turn it back on, then it works again

  • YEAH NAKED WENS- awww shit :(

  • ohh phil i love you ur cute and intelligent and i would sooo go to prom with you even if your old-er and creepy <33

  • sarah is definitely confused,eminem was rite in rockstar video

  • gee sarah... is it ok if I rest my balls on your chin while I pound my dick in your mouth? gee thanks!!!!!!!

  • For some unknown reason, I'm feeling the urge to search for "Joe Terino Kesha". Strange.

  • I know the rules to Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spo­ck...... 'cuz I'm a nerd.

  • Why aren't you my father?

    Have sex with my mom.

  • @NDEESTAEPLZ That wouldn't mean he's your father.. Otherwise, over 9000 people, including myself, would be your father.

  • It got to 50 here in Michigan, and at least half the people at school were wearing shorts and had their windows down.

  • Funny stuff dude, one of the best on youtube :D

  • theres been snow in canada in every provinces since forever? where not freaking out

  • I live in the penis of america! i will be safe from the iceage...

  • this_dudes_FUNNY_just_search_u­p_"Joe Terino Kesha"

  • god dammit. the snow stops just before where i live...

  • Either come up with new things to say or say nothing.this french thing has been disproven,get over it.also,please understand english punctuation.you are commenting ON YOUR OWN DAMN INSULT,HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?