MST3K - Hired!

[cronopioman]

Cannot watch 5:03-5:40 without laughing out loud.

[JJF10101957]

Why does the car salesman not drive?

[AniRemi]

"I got a JOB today, I'm selling CHEVROLET..."

[iheartboobies752]

@sanska yeah really I mean sure it wasn't nice but nothing to stir something like that up

[dilemma08]

24 people did not get Hired.

[YewBeTrollin]

"just the usual things...crushin puppies"

[tag7100]

@YewBeTrollin I've been using that line as a joke to whenever they ask... HEY!! No wonder my last three girls dumped me!

[YewBeTrollin]

@tag7100 hahaha xD

[Harmonator1000]

at 5:35 "Hello Wall...."

[nonabliss]

@Harmonator1000 I googled "Hello wall" and found out it was a country song from the sixties.....I learn so much from MST3K!

[Harmonator1000]

@sanska For your information, I think Jerome was kidding.

[felson99]

I guess you may right about him not being as old as he looks,, but this guy is no kid.

Even if he is in his 30's still think it's time to get out of Mom and Dad's house.

[kittykatBflat]

"Hired 2, laid off" lmao, ouch

[lovecraft231]

"Hmm, my failure seems more and more immanent."

[XM8Noble]

*whispers* dont buy a car, dont buy a car

[desertnerd]

"I think you've got what it takes"

"Brylcreem"

That made me lol

[JeromeViolist]

Did people seriously sell cars door-to-door? I don't want a picture of a car; I want to test-drive it.

Also, why did that man's wife come with him to buy the car. Everyone knows women weren't allowed to have a liscense or an opinion when this video was made!

[CommodoreGroovy]

4:00 - nice rod serling impersonation crow.

[yoshi425]

3:10 How many ways can I say nooooooo

[szqsk8]

The next sequel is Hired! 3 laid off for two years. I love these 'shorts' (Posture Pals, Good Grooming, etc).

[prometheusunbound]

man, what a cliffhanger. my heart is in my throat!

[prettysplash5bell]

"honey i got a job can i come in please?"

[BuddyNovinski]

I'm overqualified! No MBA's allowed!

[FreedInsanity]

"Well, that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration."

Even funnier today!

[infunctionx]

and later we'll have a nice hot...cuddle

[tdickensheets]

Is Dick York!

[NumberJenn]

@tdickensheets thats not Dick York!

[JoystixMusic]

"playin nursthmaid!" --High School Big Shot. HAHAHAH this was before that though. :-P

[Guyect]

from 3:40 to 4:16 (please read in a creepy monotone)

"I am a salesman, this is my suitcase.

I am trying to sell cars.

I wish I was not having such a hard time selling cars.

it is difficult to sell cars during a recession.

very few people have enough money to afford a new car. (end creepy monotone)

(psychonauts forever!)

[BlueEyes7452]

HUH?!?! KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE!!

[buckeyeschmave]

The way the dad looks from about 6:58 to 7:02 when the wife is leaning down to talk to him is priceless.

[Jimbochap]

Hired! A story of oppression, Rebellion and war! watch as a rag tag band of rebels called the Chevy company fights the evil tyranny of the Ford Corporation in a thrilling good vs evil battle!!!

[nonabliss]

"Maybe I should not have dressed as the Angel of Death."  Love Crow!!!

[SoWhitex3]

LOL 442 and 457

[genreband6]

hello wall...

[RoninAvenger]

hard!

[Subatomic1000]

he whispers at 39 seconds "its a mistake!"

[PoisonInc]

@Subatomic1000 I thought he whispered "with his dick" XD

[Subatomic1000]

@Subatomic1000 it really does actually, perfectly timed too, LOL.

[felson99]

Why does Mr. Doghy Guy, the Manager of a Chevrolet dealership still live with his Mom and Dad? He looks like he's in his 40's! If this is all he can afford,Jimmy Hill, salesman trainee is living in a refrigerator box under the overpass!!!  Maybe if they could just sell a few cars...............

[ig88bc]

@felson99 everyone in the 50s looked older than they really were apparently. Probably due to the fact that everyone usually stuck to the same basic styles of clothing/hair.

[uuuultra]

@felson99 it was during WW2, nobody was buying cars

[DastardlyMatt]

Old man Simmons?

[RolandofGilead77]

The Twilight Zone reference was hilarious.

[jewfy2u]

$390?! I WISH that cars cost that little now!

[TalkinXbox]

Gravity at work!

[332synic233]

...aka. the Pantsless Sailor!! XD!!!!!

[n00dlez56]

crushing puppies lmao

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

"You've killed again haven't you son?" - lmfao!

[KIsimpleS]

I thought I knew all about trucks, but I was living a horrible lie!

[ErinIsPunk]

"Now get back on your side of the desk!"

[geralddarden]

Why would you sell cars door to door?

[Dablkwid0w2008]

When the hireree said Can I start selling right away

I thought the boss said First, you gotta know your drugs...lol

[TheGavio93]

"Nobody buy a car. Pass it down."

[heliogabalus227]

5:30

[inputmodule]

if I could read, I'd know what the problem is

[notyoursavior78]

"That's right, testify son!"

That whole entire scene is hilarious. (flicks wrist)

"That's how you handle a salesman."

[DarkJusticeMetal]

Darren Stevens from Bewitched? :S

[Freebleeper]

"HEY, nobody buy a car!, pass it down!'

"NOBODY BUY A CAR!"

"NOBODY BUY A CAR!" etc.

[Leatherbubba]

Submitted for your approval,A salesman who has no car.

[Sabreeshuh]

its on the other side of town, but i dont have a car... HEY! hahaha

[iPartyHardcore]

STOLIS?!!?!

[Mondomeyer]

"That's something you never heared during the Bush administration."

[Incanman22]

YOUR HIRED, THAT RICH THE SEQUEL SHOULD BE FIRED.

[yyzllp]

Yup.... 39 seconds in, you hear "with his dick" after the guy talks about filling in an opening!!!

[Iamthesouljacow]

nononononono Wait wait wait, he says " big mistake" not "with his dick"

[DurangoMI]

"Well, I'll go deep-fry something." LOL!

[DragonSporks]

Death of a Salesman FTW!!!

[WhiteGamerNinja]

0:00 to 0:13 DAMN. 3 great jokes right out of the gate. These guys don't skip a beat.

[xNervousxBrainx]

*smack* Thats how you handle a salesman!

[devilstarfish]

@Dawn554 You could try headphones.

[jettvixen]

how many ways can I say nooooo!

[Dablkwid0w2008]

@jettvixen

iHollared

[captjafo]

yes...i played it back several times...mike DOES whisper "with his dick"

[yitatasuni]

@captjafo No, first of all, Joel is in this ep, NOT Mike. Second, it's been confirmed by either Kevin or Trace that they actually say "big mistake".

Not that it matters. Sometimes people hear what they want to hear. LOL!

[IceHockeyJedi]

Eh, could off myself!

[linoleumcarving]

I miss MST 3000

[notyoursavior78]

This is awesome.

"I knew you'd try and make me pay money." LOL!

[634devil]

The caption system is a scream!

[jeffmnaz]

door to door car salesman, I remember them. That's how I bought my Vega.

[634devil]

"My failure looks more and more imminent."

[downtownford]

time to case the joint hehe

[WAEVOICE]

"J'accuse!"

[paulonthepiano]

If I could read, I'd know what the problem is.

[tibrotibroprokk]

7:12 "...burlap teddy"

[TheJoeShow08]

XD it says "To be continued...The End."

[Schragmeister]

0:05 - 0:10 I had no idea Crow was psychic!

[Theburn77]

in that suit?

[JiaBlackholesun]

Didn't know he had a record, says here he's wanted in Idaho!

[dannysallstarjoint]

Submitted for your approval. A salesman who has no car. . .

[NJHater]

1:58 i think its the same house from the short "Spring Fever"

[Taranchula]

Well, both shorts were made by the Jam Handy (To the rescue!) foundation so it would make sense that they would reuse sets and locations.

[NJHater]

I figured it was something like that.

[MysterySTForever]

@NJHater You're right. It has the same narrow windows.

[Twilightisafterlight]

"I have often walked up this street before..."

Isn't that from My fair lady? Nevertheless, this short is hilarious! XD

[mornmeril]

FFS SERVO! XDDDD I can't believe it!

[devilstarfish]

Do I hear what I think I hear 39 seconds into this video? After the guy on the right says something about filling in this opening, it sounds like someone whispers, "With his dick". lol

[flibberswooper0]

@devilstarfish lol you're right!

[ShhhhhItsasecret]

@devilstarfish No I think he whispers "mistake"

[hedwig1c4]

@devilstarfish dude, I heard it too!!! Tom Servo!

[gordongate]

@devilstarfish yes, i heard it too, some one said "with his dick"

[TheGreghingst]

@devilstarfish i heard it

[JackKlompus13]

@devilstarfish

Oh my god! You're right!

[antimony09]

@devilstarfish Hahaha I think it may be "mistake", but I could be wrong!

[nelsonr12]

@devilstarfish i hear it

[notyoursavior78]

@nelsonr12

It seems to be a debate.

How many ways though, can they say no. They don't want a car! psssst (pass it down).

[themightycelestial]

@devilstarfish

Holy crap! You're right!

Lol

[spase667]

@devilstarfish Sounds more like "steak" to me.

[IrishQT07]

@devilstarfish Nope - I think Joel whispers "mistake" Sorry - it would've been more funny if what you had heard was true...lol

[JASONZx6R]

@devilstarfish I heard it too lol

[rct126]

No No I don't want to buy a car!

How many ways can I say no!

[krows31]

crushin puppies...

[lonelysith66]

"If I could read, I'd know what the problem is."

Yeah, that would help.

XD

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now streaming mst3k 24/7

[zigzigzig]

haha. "maybe i should not have dressed as the angel of death..."

[JetJockey87]

lol brylcream still exists guys... i used to use it for a while, it had super awesome holding power..

[lonelysith66]

@JetJockey87 Wow, really?!

:O

[JetJockey87]

yeah I see it occasionally in people's luggage travelling from ancient parts of the world--india and such...

[anthrax2525]

"AKA The Pantsless Salesman?! The Piddling Peddler?!?"

[SirMayhem]

Can anyone make out what Tom is saying at 0:22?

[jrbor76]

"I think you've got what it takes..."

" - Brylcreem!"

(what guys put in their hair back in the day)

[Lanterna2008]

Brill Cream. It's a hair product. Or was.

[JetJockey87]

Brylcream.

Its a kind of hair gel.

[ohadrean]

5:28 LMAO!!!

[italiacubana]

This one is cracks me up because my husband is a car salesmen for Chevy!!

[HowardTheFrog]

2:00 nm

[HowardTheFrog]

6:00 - "I just bludgeoned my husband, i really don't have time, thank you ;)" LOL

[PeterDivine]

"No, no, you see, it's called a 'CAR'! Look, I know you don't have a license... but just LOOK at this truck!"

"Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of Death..."

"I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"

[ArrantPrac]

I don't get it... the boss said Jimmy already had a fine reputation as a salesman. How did he suddenly become so incompetent?

[Stazmo2]

Wow, i never noticed that before. Anyone with even rudimentary sales skill wouldn't suck so bad.

[psychopomp88]

"in other lines"

Jimmy formerly peddled child pornography. He's out of his element here.

[goldenarms12]

@ArrantPrac Peter Principle aka Michael Scott syndrome.

[Hulloder]

No, no, no! I don't want to buy a car! *sob*

[HenryvKeiper]

3:07 - I had an incident like that a few months ago while car shopping. Freggin' car salesmen were trying to pull the "What's it gonna take to get you to buy a car" routine, even though I had distinctly said I was just lookin', not buyin'. I felt like lamenting aloud like Tom does there, ha ha.

[apathykillz]

"Well, that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration."

[ZX2ManDave]

Maybe-just maybe these people should set up a car lot and have the customers come to them instead of trying to sell cars door to door!

[ChickenLeg91]

No. That's just what they want them to do.

[Jagerstein89]

5:28 LOL! X>D

[slharris1984]

"Cop Killer, hmm, this sounds like fun!"

[NinjaKow0]

"I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"

[DanteBlueWolf17]

lol. I Know I Could Not Stop Laughing When I Heard That. I Did That At GameStop. I Went To Buy The Saw Video Game And I Said I Knew You'd Try To Make Me Pay Money And The uy Just Laughed. I Told Him I Got That From MST3k.

[MortalEnemie]

Maybe I should not have dressed as the angel of death.

[charlienecro]

which movie was this with, on MST3K? since part 2 was with Manos...

[GuitarHeroMaster9786]

I Have The Dvd For This Season :D

[pacothetaco556]

Crushing puppies............

[agrus001]

I'll be upstairs in my burlap teddy...hooohoo

[diadembrand]

I just bludgeoned my husband, I really don't have time. Thank you!

[prettysplash5bell]

"well thats something you didnt hear much of during the Bush administration!"

[Dayvit78]

why did they walk while selling cars door-to-door? didn''t that just show potential customers that you didn't need a car?

[finnobrit1]

It's still better than selling doors door-to-door, no one would ever need what you're selling.

[Alexsy82]

the sequel is "hired 2: laid off" LOL

[seabeetow4u]

Darn this door-to-door car selling

[ElHypno2007]

" crushing puppies"

[itwontbez]

This is good, but Hired! Part 2 (Electric Bugealoo) was alittle funnier!

[Superskywalker24]

I lllllllllllllllllllllllllllloo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooov­vvvvvvvvvveeeeee mst3k

[elmerOzo]

Note to the submitter of the video: please delete notjustanotherface's comments, they're annoying the shit out of everyone. :P

[FLJuJitsu]

If I could read I'd know what the problem is

[TheStapleGunKid]

Well this video clearly shows that being a car salesman is the most depressing job in the world.

[sirweeze]

5:30 kills me every time

[GusF]

"I think it's time you moved out on your own, son"

Jesus, that's brilliant. I can't stop laughing.

[Bathia1795]

Selling cars door to door? WTF?

[2ndOfficerCHL]

Sounds odd now, but back in the 1940's, car salesmen were expected to get out and work with the public, rather than sit in the showroom and wait for buyers to come in.

[Irishcrossing]

Shit, I put rating star 1 when I wanted to share the video. Damnit I love this series!

[JellicleKitten]

You can always refresh and do a new rating!

But I rated it 5 stars for you just in case.