@BlueKeyNotesTen Actually, it could be a fatality. Remember Cyborg Smoke from MK3 (or MK Trilogy)? He had a fatality where he'd drop a plethora of bombs, and then it cut to a satellite view of Earth, which all of sudden Earth exploded. I'd imagine that would be painless and merciful too since you're getting vaporized from the intensity of the explosion. So I could Chuck Norris' kick more or less the same for a fatality.
@gozips30 True, true. But you forget one thing, we're speaking of Chuck Norris. That explosion really is merciful considering its him. I've heard stories that Chuck Norris could punch you so hard you're whole family tree dies; past and present.
@AegisNova Actually it was an asteroid, but Chuck Norris, who dont competing with anybody (including asteroids), kicked it back into space. The result was an enorm blast wave, wich destroyed all life on earth... what i told you is just an speculation, because nobody survived to tell this storry lol
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- When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
- Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
- Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
SilverNowPeople 2 weeks ago
Wow
thedhmhtrhs1993 1 month ago
nobobdy knows if chuck norris enjoys a good fight.....hes never had one
greggbenchpress1 3 months ago
The video buffered when Chuck Norris broke the window.
Do I even have to explain it?
Ricinator0 4 months ago
And only dust remains! :O
Bidmartinlo 5 months ago
And I ran
I ran so very far away!
I just ran.
I ran all night and day...
I couldn't get away.
BludnmunyProductions 6 months ago
That's why you shouldn't drive in the presence of the Great Chuck Norris
NuVizion732 6 months ago
there was no nuclear bombs, its just chuck norris jumping from a plane
joyniti 7 months ago
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Chuck Norris was only play fighting
58StewieGriffin 7 months ago
Chuck Norris was only play fighting
58StewieGriffin 7 months ago 4
zuck komplett aus der junge
UnleashedDaemon 8 months ago
and that is when the big bang happened
eddieonofre 9 months ago
and that is the big bang happened
eddieonofre 9 months ago
Chuck Norris Wins! Flawless Victory! Fatality!!
gozips30 10 months ago
@gozips30 Not a fatality. Considering that its Chuck Norris, vaporization from that nuclear explosion is pretty damn merciful and painless.
BlueKeyNotesTen 9 months ago
@BlueKeyNotesTen Actually, it could be a fatality. Remember Cyborg Smoke from MK3 (or MK Trilogy)? He had a fatality where he'd drop a plethora of bombs, and then it cut to a satellite view of Earth, which all of sudden Earth exploded. I'd imagine that would be painless and merciful too since you're getting vaporized from the intensity of the explosion. So I could Chuck Norris' kick more or less the same for a fatality.
gozips30 9 months ago
@gozips30 True, true. But you forget one thing, we're speaking of Chuck Norris. That explosion really is merciful considering its him. I've heard stories that Chuck Norris could punch you so hard you're whole family tree dies; past and present.
BlueKeyNotesTen 9 months ago
If you see chuck Norris ITS TO LATE
if you see his foot...
Revix77 10 months ago
NO YOU GOT IT WRONG GENIOUS ITS HE KICKS THEN THEN THE MOON FALLS AND LAANDS ON TE GUY
tarikfrost 11 months ago
definitely, that's more like it....
vicanflo 11 months ago
so thats how dinosaurs died?
hargix 11 months ago 20
@hargix ...and they told us it was an asteroid.
AegisNova 9 months ago
@AegisNova Actually it was an asteroid, but Chuck Norris, who dont competing with anybody (including asteroids), kicked it back into space. The result was an enorm blast wave, wich destroyed all life on earth... what i told you is just an speculation, because nobody survived to tell this storry lol
Mr0RLy 9 months ago
Righhhtttt...
blacjardblack 1 year ago
dont fuck with chuck norris
SuperIronman17 1 year ago
And then, the life came to earth....
driusan2 1 year ago
I knew it... This makes a lot more sense now...
kwamel 1 year ago
chuck norris can do that just looking at the car, he doesn't need use the kick
sanmonto 1 year ago
That stealth didnt want any,, but too late
kryptokrow 1 year ago
No those aren't twin turbos, it's atmospheric pressure tripling from Chuck Norris exhaling
imschlodes 1 year ago
That's just how awesome he is :)
josephlwu1 1 year ago
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if chuck norris went to hell they would install air conditioning
swaggthrudaroof 1 year ago
lol
kiwikid6 1 year ago
amacing :D
GrizzlyTnT 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!
fenrwolf 1 year ago
this is fun because is true
olimario25 1 year ago 24
lol
lolguy00 1 year ago
LOL
BasilisXalkidiki 1 year ago
its funny cuz its true!
uberjaws 1 year ago 2
@uberjaws realy ?
kisos007 1 year ago
lol
squafflus 1 year ago
lol
jjjowns 1 year ago
hahaha rly nice video ;)
scorpionlux 1 year ago