CFCN News With Tom Green

[jeef88]

People who love capitalism usually hate tom green.

[1satyagraha1]

the women on the left is probably a lot of fun off camera

[RustySporks]

Hahaha! I watched CFCN Calgary almost every night, I wish I had seen this! I looks like it was quite a long time ago.

[WillyPhister]

Sharon Josephson is a FUCKING BITCH!!!

[misterbizzones]

i know sharol josephson thru my family and she's one of the sweetest people ever. maybe she had a bad day. please don't call her a cunt.

[dbpgh]

this is still too funny.

[IAMDAVEAMI]

oi

the girl in blonde has a small vagina and might be a lesbian haha the girl with red hair shes cool and likes to have fun hahaha

i want the red hair on hehehe

the end

:p

[megmegmegx3]

im crying!!

[nthomas87]

Tom, at the very end: "I'm embarrassed!" hahah, yeah, OK! lmao! Love it!

[garycalgary]

the girl on the right is sharon josephson and she is conservative person and is paid to be a professional news anchor

i've met her and she is not a bitch

[DALSU]

what happened to his duct tape?

[lionzero19]

mrzisme

Are you her husband???

lol

[idonthaveacoolcar]

LoL i remember this

[garycalgary]

the girl on the right is an uptight cunt.

She left the station after a really bad story and moved to san diego

[9BullitzInYoHeadSon]

i live there aaaahhhhhhhh

[Chrisguy42O]

aggagagagaahhahahahah

[psychoholic25]

Damn iPhones......

[psychoholic25]

That is by far the funniest shit I've seen in my life...how can a person

That's is definitely the funniest shit i've ever seen.seen it 20 something times. Imagine what we'd all be like if we didn't give a shit like Tom green...

[Sentinal77]

i think the blond on the right is bev thompson.

[alikill]

1:50 hahaha

[Lamb00FGoD]

HAHA !! could you imagine turning on the 5 O'clock news and seeing this.

[lemonshoes1212]

epic.

[bgggbb]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! @ 0:53 XD

[mpmman]

XDXD

[mattyu21]

If the white stuff was a bit thicker i would have Immediately thought it was crack... That's what tom green takes... RIGHT?

[rabidchipmunk2641]

hahaha I completely lost it at 1:37

[retoido]

He's beaming at her 1:20

[ChRiSiMoN]

im just laughing my ass off that's so fuckin funny

[hateisjustaword]

fukin' hilarious shit

[TrmD]

LOL 0:52

[psychoholic25]

ive seen this about 30 times and it still cracks me up.

[cybersoufiane]

what year was this

[PiercedAnonymous]

0:30 Shuffling the papers

[mrzisme]

You can tell the one on the right is an uptight cunt behind the scenes, she didnt look like she wanted any fun on the set, even for 15 minutes. I bet the dude that got married to her is miserable beyond belief, she probably came home that day and started complaining about the asshole that got shaving cream on her clothes and ruined her partners paperwork, and no one would stop it, and bitch and piss and moan, and maybe change her tampon and go to sleep taking all the covers.

[digitalrebel819]

honey?

[Brien182]

@mrzisme Are you high? - not a mean question. You just sound like you would be, lol.

[mrzisme]

@Brien182 asking if I was high. First of all thanks for responding because I didnt realize until now that the comment I threw out there somehow got thrusted to the highest rated section. I barely remember writing it but I'm quite certain I wasn't high. Not to tute my own horn, I don't personally care about this "gift" but I was just told today by a lady I work with that I seem to possess a "calm way of reading people" She never heard me call women a cunt, but I censor myself at work... lol

[Brien182]

@mrzisme haha. quite ironic. The reason i asked is becuase when someone is high they carry on and prolong a conversation/statement. Not critisizing, people like hearing it because, well, it's just so damn funny. I once typed a 'completely' random series of stories in about 12-13 comments. People respond jovially

[JoshJamesification]

@Brien182 i doubt it. It's hard to type while high

[Brien182]

@JoshJamesification It's easy for me. It messes up your hand-eye coordination

[JoshJamesification]

@Brien182 Ever try and send a text message while high?

[Brien182]

@JoshJamesification o well that shits impossible.

[JoshJamesification]

@Brien182 It take about ten minutes to realize that shit's illegible 

[Brien182]

@JoshJamesification it takes me ten minutes to realize i'm texting. really. there will be periods where i stop texting and just stare at the floor and then snap back into it forgetting what i'm doing. Then i delete the message because i lost interest. getting things accomplished when high is like robbing a bank.

[JoshJamesification]

@Brien182 Or making Kraft Dinner for 3 hours

[Brien182]

@JoshJamesification I never put that much thought into food. it's usually something simple--microwave.

[JoshJamesification]

@Brien182 I make a plan and set everything out before so that I don't have to do much and I can just chill.

[Brien182]

@JoshJamesification yea, the less you move the better. I'm more spontaneous, or usually can't wait

[TheHeadTrip]

His inhumane cream face rocks!

[Prismatic19]

ahahaha working for the station now...funny stuff

[fordieform]

they are SO polite in CA

lofl

-hero

[BlackHatHero]

I work for this station now and they still remember this day.

[newfport]

The girl on the right is such a uptight bitch !!!

[Drahgoon]

@newfport lol u mad bro?

[hazardous1990]

lol

[treflip5]

lol 1:20 - 1:27

[maximilian333]

haha: "I'd shake your hand but"... plop!

[Stopusingoil]

overheating or swelling of the penis

[lepricon989]

pure awesomeness

[Demon0000]

That devilish way he looks over at them at 1:48 is hilarious.

[ESP1EMG]

is that Caitlin Ryan

[menijoe]

his face looks ridiculous@ 1:00

[albertabears]

too good, lol

[civtec]

haha, that one woman is so cool about it :D

[ChewGumNow]

good old tom

[jaysonmanz]

that was so fucking funny!!1 oh my god

[BongOfCthulu]

is this the whole scene or only a clip?

[JMB129]

Do you know what was in that yellow bottle?

[bstep13]

those reporters are hot would love to see the two of them kiss in the shower the ultimate fantasy!!!!

[TylersCorner]

5 stars !!!

[jdmdrules]

yes

[mikeytrap]

That was amazingly awesome :D

[Hit1er]

he tries to hump the ladies ***** and is full of oxymen

[Spektremohn30]

deranged, insane, psychoticly neurotic, all in a days work for Tom Green. Regardless he is very entertaining persona who just won't lay off all the sugar, candies, and junkfood that are making him hyperactive.

[youutubeeer]

hahahahahaahhahahahaha

TOM ISFUKINBRILLIANT!!!

[nutcheese69]

awsome """""