New York Times out of Ink!

[Emoge]

A year later... I tried sleeping with a heavier woman and even though I REALLY liked her and we clicked very well my little me just wouldn't work properly... That's the second time that's happened to me with a semi-large woman prior (that time I thought it was me like all the magazines try to convince us men of). Turns out, I just have erectile dysfunction around fat people.

[MrAmlo123]

hello'

[FluffySweetsandCake]

what WAS tht noise anyway?

[xeatmytoastx]

who loves his shirt??

[XxXinlove1XxX]

I LOVE YOUR CLOCK WALL

[ahmeddalshammari]

woow philip u painted your light saber green which is a very hard thing to do on youtube and which not many poeple can do :)

[MrLilamin]

Keep clicking 3 for phil jacking off and 7 for when he gets "bigger" xD

[Silveryback]

You. Are. AWESOME! I can never get enough of this show :-)

[elitezombieslayer129]

Anyone else think those american soldiers were Fallout 3 fans?

[XMariaXgueraX]

I can not stop replaying 3:44 xD xD

[HolyNinja147]

3:10

i thought that thing at the bottom was a mic... until u covered it and nothing happened, haha!

[brittianica]

@HolyNinja147 It's a waterbottle cap...

[xBuzz996]

lol ive heard that "out of ink" thing before in iron man 2... justin hammer said it.. and no one laughed o.O xD

[2565marek]

one think to say wtf is going on in this world ?

[RMADominator]

Doing a Picture puzzle with my younger brother was terrible

[KKKates]

@AngelOfCandyBars OMG, you have no sense of relevance! I heard it's like being somewhat retarded! Is that true?

Back to the kitchen you go, woman.

[AngelOfCandyBars]

@KKKates Well, I don't quite recall what I said here... But seeing as how you think you're original with a username that has "KKK" in it and think that it's still funny to use sexist jokes... I will pity your humor and low I.Q. by not actually using the time to check out what I said that has enraged a little white trash boy on the internet.

[yoyoma1428]

traumatizing....soooo so traumatizing

[brandon9190]

i love chubby girls:) they so cute

[DeadlyFrogProduction]

I have just went, from April of 2010, when Not Safe For Work started al the way to this episode, in a day, of catching up on my missed PDS and I have honestly had enough...that and it's like 1 AM wear I am, really tired.... :P

[fintgto88]

Some may call me a chubby chaser but i don't call it that seeing as there's not a lot of running on their part

[strangetothemax]

what was that noise, really? its sounded like a dying cat scratching its nails on a chalkboard.

[djenne101]

how many kind of days those america have ???????// its kin of weird ... no offense

[KaiTheAnimeLover]

@djenne101 ?

[djenne101]

@KaiTheAnimeLover lol i mean for eg. sandwich day,,freindship day and the list goes on and on ...... get it now??

[KaiTheAnimeLover]

@djenne101 ah now i get it thank you and forgive me i am american:)

[djenne101]

@KaiTheAnimeLover lol kool im from trinidad 

[mysterion2626]

fat chicks have to pay

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

I hope that the newspapers in their physical form don't go out of business. Call me old-fashioned, but I like reading the paper while sipping on a bottle of coke just before school.

[djenne101]

@OneLaggyMotherfucker u drik-nk coke so early in d mornin ..haahahaa guess dats ur caffine fix

[ChOcOsTaR27]

QOTD: They're huggable xD

[StuntDonkey3]

why you picking on the fat guys?

[HEMPoneDTS]

i bet you always know what time it is...

[doublewproductions]

You've just been filled WTF is that noise

[Briaberri]

I'm sorry you're sick :(

[inura25]

oh god kill me i hated it

[paul70697]

@sexybeastofkonoha good point. I withdraw my last statement! Pretty much America is fucked also!

[paul70697]

@Gsusfreak1259 your logic is pretty flawed. There can be world peace but only if everyone tries. We tried+the terrorists didn't=no world peace

[sexybeastofkonoha]

@paul70697 lol when did "we" try? and is we exactly?

[dethfenix]

@domoangelas im about done with my rotation. i have been accepted to MIT. I will major in space engineering. Im not fucking stupid.

[dethfenix]

@maxpowell23 Hrrrrrrrm... lets think, hypothetically, what would happen if i didnt fight and came home. first, the taliban and alqaeda would recover, buy new weaponry, recruit pissed of iraqis and afgans. second, theyd come over here and butt fuck us, then you, my testicle lacking friend, would beg me to take up my rifle and fuck them up.

[YUTOOBJUNKE]

lmfao!!

[EhRealCanadianGirl]

Haha"WTF is that noise?!?!!??!?"

[pexy94]

my fat girl was a freak in the bed, (which i love) but she was fat so i was scarred

[daisydropper]

I'm 5"1 Every person I've been with are giants...big ol' perverted giants :B

[Leethellama]

no fat chicks.

[xKiMMiKaZE]

QOTD: His no-no parts were smelly.

[thewickedtim]

QOTD:

I say bullshit, there are some fat nerdy guys out there that will get off if a girl touches him :p course there are some other guys this happens too...

Just a thought :p

[DraftMasterJohn]

The NewYorkTimes used to bill me for back subscriptions, that I never ordered, that they never sent to me, but that they said were being billed in my name. For a year or two they hounded me over it, until I strategized and called them more often than they called me, hounding them for replacements of my alleged back issues. Finally I threatened legal action and got an apology letter with a back handed, "As a one time courtesy to you..." slap in the face opening. Reguardless, I framed the letter.

[xgrizz20]

but that's because it takes them forever to find there joystick

[givemeabite]

There is toilet paper in your background

[Panickingchemicalboy]

i watch this show so much now that i am familiar with your entire wardrobe

[BoltOfThundor]

That's so true, war can bring bunch of different "terror"... Bomb terror, bullets flying by terror, and the finger Chopin by rednecks kind...

[CSLspidey66]

Lol apparently people didn't read my whole post when this video was originally posted. Otherwise after "bashing" over weight people they would have seen the *sarcasm* after the entire post. I was making fun of someone else who said they took offense to something Phil said

[CodenameNovacaine]

Dont Fuck fat bitches! If you can consume enough booze to kill an Irish priest they can appear pretty for a moment or two, but ultimately you will realize that this woman is enormous and your friends will most likely make fun of you now...

[yesthisisshiloh]

Fatties may last longer but studies show that healthy weight, in shape men are better overall. Just sayin. :)

[kaymizzai]

i really like how i could use you as an excuse to do homework. i needa find so current events and you're a perfect source:]

[hewb5]

Actually being with a bigger guy was kinda gross. did you know there a study that, For every fifteen pounds a man gains, he loses half an inch of his penis? I know right messed up.

[SkyletSnow]

The feeling of bare fat absorbing you..there is nothing quiet like it.

[dgl1962]

The NYT has plenty of ink, the problem is they have few buyers willing to read the incongruities of US multi-culturalism and Israeli racism and exclusivity.

[IVIaniLa]

fat chicks work harder.

[qwerty19565]

@IVIaniLa eww nooo

[freeonlinedeals]

You know what never runs out of ink.......the free iPads on my channel.... *Shameless Face*

[freeonlinedeals]

You know what never runs out of ink.......the free iPads on my channel.... *Shameless Face*

[MrsFelton27]

Phil. King of jump cuts.

[itsebm]

My ex was of the fatty persuasion and it was always good. But I gotta say, I'm currently dating a super skinny guy and there is something to be said about indirect relations between weight and length/time. I feel like Wilma and Fred.

[NotOldJustNotYoung]

do you think it's 5 o'clock

[CincoCordobas]

I Downloaded and then watch it !!!!!

[cdnmeaa7]

@wolf1234link you're right, I just felt like ripping on someone, and who better to insult than an anonymous person online?

[Gsusfreak1259]

@ponderingwanderer @ponderingwanderer No I don't love them by shooting or bombing them. I dont have a gun, or bombs. And I aint in Iraq. Got any more attempts to be a smart ass?

(Thanks for clarifying)

Okay, I can see where you are coming from. Understandable. So if America stops fighting we wont get attacked and the world will be at peace? Sweet...Thats how 9/11 Happened. So what then? We didnt attack them. We were peaceful. And Peace got us an attack. I find flaw to your theory

[erics1117]

@Gsusfreak1259 You do realize the whole "Were military superpower" makes us a target right? If a crazy radical group wants to gain fame and recognition what do they do? Punch the little guy, or attack the "super military power". The second one. I'm not saying don't fight, but fight defensively. Don't go to other countries without a great (yes great not good) reason and just start adding the civilians to the casualties.

[Gsusfreak1259]

@erics1117 Now THAT, is an opinion I can respect, and agree with! Very well said. I appreciate the fact that someone is not as ignorant as to say there can be "World Peace". Defensive fighting I completely agree with. I'm not stating that the war in Iraq is right, (initially I believe we had GREAT reason, yet 9 years later? Not so much) Thank you for you opinion I enjoyed reading it!!

[silverfishes]

@Gsusfreak1259 It's not just about America not fighting back, we really weren't meant to be so colonized and divided from each other with all these politics. We ALL, that is, every country, need to come to an agreement and THEN stop fighting, then peace will not attack us.

[kimiluvzyou]

Sounds like an Orca was in your living room lol

[DJButtBombs]

god dammit, i swear to god in a year youtube will make you watch 5 advertisments before seeing the real video >.>

[tylander1981]

If i had a nickel for everytime somone asked about the clocks.... Id have a shit load of nickels

[ykkyfranco]

4 dickheads at 2:42

[MrCountersoul]

@ponderingwanderer The bankers are living the American dream. They have a business they are making millions off of gullible weak customers. But you have to note sir your not going hungry cause the president of your bank or local car dealership is getting rich. You have a roof over your head, food on your table, and a choice in everything you do and buy. Many ppl don't have these luxuries. So more power to the ppl making money. The great thing about America is we all have that opportunity.

[chochozuma]

I stuck it in a fat roll, a small roll, but a fat one

[suitable76]

thats fucked up to overweight people

[silverfishes]

Hey Phil, no matter what country you're in, we're still all "our own" people. Humans are supposed to be one race, not divided by religion and politics and then expected to respect the fact we divide ourselves from one another. It's why we have all these wars, because we're not meant to be so isolated and lifeless, and to respect that is even more messed up. No one should have to be a terrorist in the first place, so we should be ashamed of all the bad things we've all done, U.S. or not.

[writergrrl92]

Nothing is going to happen to those soilders because they're in the army. So they'll be protected.

[ponderingwanderer]

and so ends the corporate media empire *rejoices*

[diamonddragoniori]

WTF was that noise?.....o_O

[NWOogle]

I had a woman that had smelly body cheese between her boobs, she was a little fat, but most of it was boobs... lets just say, I no longer like girls with big tits... (Traumatized)

[fynsr]

@asma1913 clearly not if they're stiull fighting

[Rasenchidori]

qotd: she was 150 5'1 and she was the both literally and figurativly the biggest freak I've ever had teh pleasure of sleeping with

[13dmoreno]

ive never seen a philly d vid and now i regret it

[MrCountersoul]

@ilovexDDxx & @brianvelasquez you two are KIDS. Quit talkin about strokin it and go play some football or softball or something damn.

[MrCountersoul]

@BLSsuicide No doubt dude that a lot of the civilians like us now. But at the same time it's those same civilians that allowed the radicals to control that country. They just back down and let the run over them and do what they want. So my problem comes in as such that if they have such little respect for their selves, their families, and their personal freedoms to let the muslim extremists walk all over them like a doormat, then they are no better than the radicals that rule them.

[ponderingwanderer]

@MrCountersoul so does that mean that all we americans are no better than the corrupt politicians and bankers and CEOs that run our country, because we certainly are letting them walk all over us right now.

[silverfishes]

@ponderingwanderer I can't find who ur talking to, but I'm glad SOMEONE is not oblivious to what the government is doing to us. Through innocent seeming things like school they're teaching us how to succumb to their clever schemes, so they can have their power over us and make us their slaves. School curriculums aren't teaching us simple things we need to know to run our own lives, they're teaching us how to get jobs and buy things from corporations. I'm only 12 now; I have a long way to go :l

[TheBAGman17]

@silverfishes im going to take advice from people who have experiance not 12 year olds who think they have it all figured out.

[silverfishes]

@TheBAGman17 Okay, if you don't like what I have to say, that's fine. I'm not trying to force my opinion on you, I'm just saying what's happening now. I'm still in school, and all I have been learning is how to get a good paying job so I can serve the government and "make our country better." I never asked for you to take my advice. If you want to trust people with experience, do that. I'm not necessarily "experienced" with this, but I think I have a good idea of what's going on.

[ponderingwanderer]

@silverfishes i, for one, am happy to see such consciousness in the youth. the world we are being handed is not pretty, but it is up to us to change it.  no one else will do it for us. keep on silverfishes!

[silverfishes]

@ponderingwanderer Thank you so much for your *ahem* precious support! Btw i like your username, ponderingwanderer :)

[Gsusfreak1259]

@silverfishes Kid, you aren't educated enough to make any type of argument on government. Once you grow up and get some real education maybe you'll be able to see clearly. Until then, no one is going to listen to a 12 year old. Sad that our youth is so misguided..

[silverfishes]

@Gsusfreak1259 Real education. THAT IS EXACTLY MY POINT. I do need real education. So do the rest of my age. Yes, we are misguided, especially by all these corporations and media, and we need REAL EDUCATION. Oh wait, you're not going to read this comment. Oops. Oh well. So sad that our adults are so blind.

[Gsusfreak1259]

@silverfishes Kid, I understand your objection. Stay in school kay? Because you're obviously not too bright. It'll help you learn why you need what you're currently learning. If not, talk to your parents about moving out of the Country. (Goodluck!). When it all comes down to it you're miss-guided and uninformed. Now please leave the Politics to the Adults kay? Hope you mature to be a fine young man.

[silverfishes]

@Gsusfreak1259 Obviously? You don't even KNOW me. I'm not trying to take the whole of the situation of politics into my own hands, because I know I am way too young to do that, but that doesn't mean I can't be socially conscious. I appreciate I get to learn what I do, and as a matter of fact I am VERY smart for most of the people in my grade. You'll end up hated and powerless for telling people who they can and can't be. You deal with politics, I deal with my life. Have a little faith. PLEASE.

[silverfishes]

@Gsusfreak1259 Notice how I never called you unintelligent in my last reply. If you really think you can decide exactly who I am off of a few youtube comments, that makes you the misguided one.

[Gsusfreak1259]

@silverfishes Aww victim roll. And the immaturity of telling me how I'm gonna turn out! I love psychics!! Totally awesome. Anything else you can predict? Famine? World peace? Death? Next Terrorist attack? Please reply I am quite interested!

[silverfishes]

@Gsusfreak1259 Actually no, I'm not psychic, that's just common knowledge. When you decide someone else's life for them, they just hate you. And that's what I'm doing. Go criticize yourself. That's who's life you should be directing, no one else's. I am capable of taking care of myself, believe it or not.

[WIDOWDUDE1]

the army should do a better job weeding those people out. and do a MUCH better job weeding out people from the high ranks who've done this. cuz wtf that's not warfare.

[XxTQxX]

lmao 2:50 only funny part of the vid...

[MikeHawkIsSick]

our dominion over animals makes us man. our abuse of that dominion makes us human.

this is totally unrelated, i know but its on my mind and the defranco nation seems to be a pretty receptive group so here u go. :) thumbs up if u like my ideas there should be more soon! :P

[skeeterbeanz09]

Kill all the Middle easterns over there... they will all end up tring to kill us anyways.

[DarkshadowGames]

the hell's with the clocks?

[ZarioTV]

@DarkshadowGames to tell the time.

[42000pts4me]

I dated and slept with a 300 pound guy.Traumatizing doesn't begin to describe it. And it sure as hell did take him a lot longer to orgasm. But yes, not in a good way. It would have helped if he were good in bed. At all. And didn't suck really bad at sex. Yes...

[Cloudstrife1188]

fuck youtube and their advetrtisements

[TheManolakis]

Oh no now the yuppie fluoride heads will have to get their cia {asoc press} fed lies elsewhere.............boring

[PR0UD2BEBR1TISH]

Only American soldiers could do that to cilvilians...

[ponderingwanderer]

@PR0UD2BEBR1TISH you know what i think is interesting is that during the vietnam war a large percentage of soldiers aimed high intentionally because they didn't want to actually kill another human being. now the us soldiers are drunk with power and destruction. it is nothing but a sick game to them.

[PR0UD2BEBR1TISH]

@ponderingwanderer they are sick pigs in my opinion, who shud all be shot and have there fucking fungers cut.

[MaryTC]

not fatty but chubby... and not really bad at all! :)

[ilovexDDxx]

the fat man i had sex with not only NEVER removed his shirt due to being self concious, but after a year and a half of dating and sex i broke up with him cause i had feelings for another guy. the fat one is now gay.... well proves the oestrogen point ;)

[brianvelasquez]

@ilovexDDxx You can have sex with me, I've got a nice bod and can outlast and out stroke that fat guy. 6'3 170 lbs baby

[ilovexDDxx]

@brianvelasquez right, i'm 15 years old. nice one (Y) and my point was i didnt enjoy my "experience" with my ex 

[brianvelasquez]

@ilovexDDxx Well my 17 and i don't think this fact about fat guys is true. I mean, they're so gross looking and probably run out of breath after a few strokes :(

[Shanice1219]

@brianvelasquez who seriously advertises themselves on youtube??? lmao

[TheMasterRCH]

that's crazy, my teacher even said the same thing the other day. The papers are going to go out of business, because the prices for the papers are rising, and no one's going to want to buy a paper to read the news. Everyone goes on the internet now, and just reads it from there, for free. And not only that, the internet isn't limited to one issue per day, it's constantly updated 24/7 and also saves paper ;)

[Guituit]

Lmao his facial reaction at 3:45

[MStefano]

I agree, it is sad to see our own as terrorists

[MariezDevil1]

lol'



[MyBabyDumboO2]

Hahahahahah experience wit a fatty... Slow... And quite a workout if u wanna go to a good paced rythm

[AllMyFavs09]

some of our soldiers are absolute arseholes...USA is the BIGGEST TERRORIST nation out there..i would chop of those soldiers dicks and keep them as tropheys...fucking bastards.

[TROLLlN]

This sucks.

[quintquintr]

Is that toilet paper to your right?? :) LOL

[punkerguitar]

starting at 3:18 you can see his dick popping into the bottom of the screen

[GBEHNCP]

@punkerguitar really? that is most definitely a water bottle...

GET YO MIND OUTTA DA GUTTER.

[celticmagnum]

@punkerguitar that is definately a water-bottle...

[OliverTurkey]

The soldier on the far left looks like a Jonas brother -.-

[smeghead666]

Anyone slightly freaked out by the fact these guys are so psychologically unbalanced that they acted out the Fallout 3 lawbringer persona?

anybody notice this?

[melkyman11]

u have a lot of clocks.... just sayin

[ecarmosino]

am i the only one who's sad that there will no longer be traditional newspapers?? probably.

[HDheartattack]

@ecarmosino internet is takin over brother, sickens me, if it were up to me there would be no cell phones no internet no nothin. But if that were to happen the world would go insane and die.. which is pathetic, the thing that frustrates me most is that theres nothin we can do... nothing except enjoy the one good thing about internet, and thats philly d;)

[SPIDERFIRE99]

cOOL sHIRT

[beenchopped08]

fat people are like mo-peds, they're really fun to ride, until your friends see you on them.

[HDheartattack]

@beenchopped08 HAHAHA genius.

[beenchopped08]

they're not a lady unless they're 280

[MaskOfGrief]

wernt america terrorists when they invaded a nation that posed no threat to them? erm...Iraq, Panama, Grenada, El Salvador the list is loooooong

[Whatevercatty]

I got sandwiched by a couple of fatties once while playing rugby... Surprisingly enough it wasnt as bad as getting tackled by someone my own size

[MaryChristmass]

The 'fatties last longer' report applies only to people that suffer from long term premature ejaculation. The study can be found here: ww w.nature.com/ijir/journal/v22/­n4/full/ijir201011a.html

[JDezi4]

Something about hitting fat ass from the back that puts me in a very happy place. And if the ass is only fat becuz the person is entire body is fat... I never really complained

[Magykei]

Blowing up people and keeping the fingers sound like something mass murderers would do. This kind of people is obviously crazy. Sad to think that civilians are dying so stupidly in this war.

[HDheartattack]

@Magykei so technically what the americans have done, is found some sick fuck serial killers, then given them weapons of mass destruction! Woo hoo! smart one america.

[joza1991]

youtube.com/watch?v=eq8D2YJRax­s

[jazzvixen]

Wow. Those soldiers are appalling. They're fucking pathetic and I hope their asses get nailed. They're supposed to be somewhat representing the US, so what the hell does it look like to outsiders looking in when they do stuff like this? They clearly belong in an institute if they enjoy killing people and keeping their fucking fingers to remember it. Disgusting.

[melloe]

What IS that noise?

It's sad about the journalism industry, but you can't blame the NYT for trying. Got any better ideas? :-/

[Sarahpooks]

go get some orange juice, pop a vitamin d pill take a hot bath and sleep..

you'll feel better in the morning :)

[Xhaji89X]

@Mastahjosh apprently you dont wach phills blog or you would hve understood what i ment. your F**KING stupid

[Xhaji89X]

@scubadog83 i was reading them comments to so i wached the show agin honestly phill was rather rude tward "larger people" and he has not right to tlk himself...sxephill needs a mirror lol 

[crazy7lover]

i was doing this girl who's rather think around the edges 8-) (fat in other words) she decided to ride me... my pelvis hurt for about a week

[MrCountersoul]

What's with all the humanitarionism? I guarantee those civililians would have our fingers as trophies if given the chance just because we're American. They hate us for Captitalism and free women BBBLllAAAAaaahHHH... so a man tries to make a dollar and has respect for his better half. I hope those soldiers get off the hook, which they probably will.

[BLSsuicide]

@MrCountersoul actually alot of the civilains like us now because we are cleaning up the shit hole they call a country..pretty much only the extremists hate us, dont judge an entire ppl by the actions of a few of the retards who share the same home..

[bleach3825]

Bigger girls have always been more fun in the sack in my experience.  One girl had triple D's! TRIPLE D'S! Yeah, she was pushing 215 or so.. Girl was wild.

[ijustwannadance123]

You are sending kids to war, you expect them not to act like ignorant children?

[2muffinsinanoven]

Remember when Youtube wasn't completely swarmed with advertising?

[MBP6705]

@2muffinsinanoven Ahh... The good old days...

[myYTwashackedbyanoob]

@2muffinsinanoven Remember when all partners weren't faggots?

[FTroop37F]

This guy has 6 rolls of toilet paper stacked in the hutch behind him to his right.... BWAHAHA

[sccerstr09]

whats the song in the intro? its so catchy!

[blkhyundaisonata]

@sccerstr09 The song is-"URBAN DELIGHTS - 00 gringo (calling london)" Thumb up so Everyone can know!!!!