#11 Driving

[LarryB1984]

"There's alot of shit you have to put up with when you're driving.......like red lights!.........WHEN DID THIS BULLSHIT START!"  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[usmaddog7]

Carlin set the standard that all these comics today steal from.!

[LosAngelesLion]

You're a public servant! Get me a glass of water!!! LMAO

[RagingSeraphim]

Walkmans? You can tell how old this is. For all those underage people, it was a super primitive iPod that you had to put small tapes called cassettes into. Can't get exactly the song you want. Have to let the tape play through. Download songs from the internet? These were songs you had to record off the radio!

[Professormegaman]

@RagingSeraphim

Type "Lewis Black My Virginity" into your YouTube search bar.

[GuitarzMyThing]

3:49 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!

[JMB129]

I wonder if the 1 dislike is an idiot driver who is one of the people George Carlin is talking about?

[JakeAlfa15]

"They think theyre gonna live longer by jogging.......... Not if they get near my fuckin machine theyre not."

[MinuteManMaxx15]

"They give hand signals. He's gonna tell me where he's going. I'll tell you where you're going...you're going THIRTY FEET IN THE FUCKING AIR IS WHERE YOUR GOING!"

LMAO

[GriffinLee32]

Whoever gave this a thumbs down is a cock sucker and looks CONSTIPATED!!!!

[cinemaker006]

I like the Carlin in Campus driving bit better, where he sits in the chair and reenacts the incidents.

[phantomeagle]

I miss him so much.

[marleyhund777]

"if a cop didn't see it, i didn't do it" haha

[jte2457]

George.... was the best

[buffalotamer]

@jte2457 lol, he is still the best... just cuz he's dead doesn't mean that there are comedians out there that beat him.

Of course, I'm entitled to my opinion... please don't shoot me.

[lisa4615]

I GET PISSED G DANG IT I GET PISSED LOT OF SHIT TO PUT UP WITH WHEN U ARE DRIVING

[twinmethodnumba1]

One person doesn't know how to drive.

[shaheeneyal]

what's the name of this show?? :D great show where can i download it from?

[inaeurotrance]

If I EVER get schizophrenia, I hope the voice I hear in my head is George Carlin's :)

[Fishy2shoe]

@inaeurotrance Schizoprenia happens when you are born, tard.

[22metzfan]

@Fishy2shoe Doesn't have to be, "tard." Influences like drugs can cause it. Don't be so quick to call other people "tard's."

[Fishy2shoe]

@22metzfan tard

[ilovetogofast88]

One of Carlin's greatest performances

[ilovetogofast88]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR TICKET TOO!!

I've always wanted to say that to a cop

[jackjak100]

hell got funnier when he died *sigh* but we still miss him R.I.P. George Carlin

[AmericanAviator]

Carlin at the top of his fucking game!

[GrimmEverafter]

"You asshole in a hat!"

XD best insult ever. RIP George Carlin, your blunt honesty and wonderful sense of humor will be missed.

[lisa4615]

@GrimmEverafter u pinheaded prick u are holding me up i got ppl waiting for me at a party

[GranTurismoFreak93]

I OWN EVERYTHING!!

[OTownDave]

@7:21 I HATE HATE HATE drivers who INSIST on turning on their brights at night

[AmericanAviator]

@OTownDave God, same. HEY BUDDY ARE MY BRIGHTS WORKING TELL ME OF THEY ARE. I oblige them. I slam on the brakes. Hell, my car is a piece of shit anyways, I'm a pilot! Then when they get out and yell, I tell 'em that Braking is my way of telling them his brights are working fine. Or, at least they were.

[lisa4615]

@AmericanAviator u got that right esp when theyre tailing me too close,, shoot weve not had drinks & all ready u want to have sex by tapping my back end

[JAISE1994]

I love his suggestion about how to get out of a ticket

[LiFe0In1ThE0MaTrix01]

OMG LOL so fuckin funny! so goddamn hilarious.

[ManYAkEMm]

R.I.P. George Carlin, we miss u.

[janmaomuriano]

i love this guy! even though ive watched his shows i still read his books and laugh my ass off! haha

[Professormegaman]

He was a genius. I'm currently reading LAST WORDS, a kind of pseudo auto-biography of his compiled from multiple interviews. An interesting (and funny) read.

[BigEasyWinger]

WELL I GET PISSED G DAMN IT!!!!! :P

[lisa320]

oh my god i always stare down the person i pass if they're going two fucking miles an hour. XD

[M0rbidlyObese]

"Cops didnt see it , i didnt do it" ROFL

[GranTurismoFreak93]

he is the best ever.

hands down.

[luis0619x]

fuckin A!!!

[aleck95]

haha lol. this is great