Craig Ferguson 6/28/11C Late Late Show Paris Hilton

[OzzyFan87]

I'm guessing she doesn't watch WW2 documentaries in her free time...

[IsterichkaElliot]

omg Craig, I'd like to come back as an animal too!

[spacecowboy5000]

Sophisticated? About as sophisticated as a bus transfer.

[SevenRayedGod]

LMFAO This shit was hilarious, so much sarcasm that Craig was dripping with it lmfaoooo

[gunjank]

It`s obvious Craig thinks she is stupid as fuck from the way he says ``Ohh what does it doo??" LMAO

[Aquaboy99]

she didn't get any of his jokes I think...

[TheCfShow]

I'm not sure who I feel most sorry for..

Craig seems mean in this ...it's nothing like their previous one:(

[hungmg]

she's hot as fuck.

[Salahkonstantine]

GUYS!, HE IS LAMPOONING THE CRAP OUT OF HER SARCASTICALLY FOR ALL THE AUDIENCE TO WATCH...WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO? EMBARESS HER LIVE ON TV SO SHE WOULD STROM OUT & RUIN THE EPISODE...CRAIG DOESN'T STAND HER AS MUCH AS DENIS LEARY, IT'S OBVIOUS...LOOK AT HIS REACTION TO EVERY WORD SHE SAYS, IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A DUMB-SPOILED-RETARDED-CHILD BUT IN THE END IT'S HIS JOB CAUSE NO WORTHY CELEBRITY WAS AVAILABLE THAT WEEK!

[KMortimer07]

Uuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhh.........­.... 

[GeertdvNL]

I'm argueing if I'd hit the dislike button, but craigs so awesome he counts for two! so -1 + 2 =+1

[dsvs12]

The adorable and sophisticated ! ** omg 

[Savateboy]

take it out, and you know, blow it

[polarnipooh]

OMG she is so stupid

[tothestars101]

"Do I look like I know how to play this" -- the only interesting thing that came out of her mouth. Although makes me wonder how would a person have to look to play a harmonica.

[MrH347]

She must hate herself every time she shits

[superfela]

HA .. he totally mocks her

[ThinkFastBoom93]

looooool i feel bad for ferguson xD he had to deal with her -.-

[tiffleseightysix]

yeah but she's always like this! she never adds any flashes of personality just answers questions like "yes" "no"

[WTFFTW3567]

DID YOU CATCH AT 3:46 WHERE HE GOES "DO YOU GO TO A FACTORY AND POO!?"

[DivideByeZero]

What a stupendously bad guest.

[MyNameIsForve]

Holy Cow, how can 2 guest be more different O_O paris hilton and Neil Gaiman

[jleexoxo]

omg its like he's talking to a 5 year old ~___~ this was so hard to watch.

[SwingingDickOfDoom]

god this bitch is dumb. please someone make Paris go the fuck away..

[ilindah]

is that audience REAL or pre-recorded?? the sad thing is, she hasn't moved her brand forward with the times...and her business advisers obviously just milk her for her naivety...and she doesn't seem very informed about her own products or she doesn't want to come across clever and prefers to use her "damsel in distress" persona to sell her brand which in the long-run damages her more than it does uplift her especially these days...sad. her brand is boring.

[LonerReborn]

I have no sympathy for Paris at all....she has sat there and he has made such strong jokes, trying to carry on his end..and all he gets is "What?" *giggle*

I -love- how she doesn't even realize that he's making fun of her...

"I saw you were nominated for Billion dollar entrepreneur..what does that men?" ...."Well I've been nominated for billion dollar entrepreneur..." >..."...yes I see that *laugh*...." "...what? *giggle"

[roseatvirginia]

"What?" at 8:49

[skaness10]

lmao she didnt get the hindu joke "what?"

[jameswandii]

"You surprise me!" LMAO

[cvrnda]

Yes, she's kind of "slower" and probably lives in different reality and I don't like her much, but it was nice to see an interview with her which was rather polite and not offending against her all the time.

[MayChild8]

This chick is suck.

[toytrain]

disappointed; i usually think paris is pretty funny but she's so quiet and awkward in this interview...craig's great as always, of course.

[kathyv1]

love how he says massage and laboratory lol

[NavySealWannabe67]

She is so nice in this interview

[NavySealWannabe67]

Wow a whole interview without a mention of the sex tape

[meghamillie]

she wasn't as awful as the comments, but yeah she was quiet and didn't really develop any conversation he opened up. she came across as dull.

[gogodol]

first craig interview boring till dead... what an asshole that blonde motherfucker

[fenderguitargirl]

"Yes..."

"Mhhm..."

And that's about it :P

[IRcrystalable]

If he didn't like her, he wouldn't keep having her back. Maybe you guys should have some faith in craig's taste? :p

[NavySealWannabe67]

@IRcrystalable yea

[MrFin487]

skinny legs and all

[meshzy13]

Is it me or this interview is better then the previous one's? lol

[JBodine67]

"Paris is named after you!"....talk about high-maintenance.

[epjb226]

there's something about her that just cant compete with, not say kristen bell, but not even those nvr heard of artists....

[DeWellstein]

"Do I look like I know how tho play this?"

Yes, and we've all seen it.

[heyitshorse]

wow. i think the only only reason craig invites her back on the show is to educate her. she is too spoiled and doesnt even know what incarnation is. imagine if she became a common person. she wouldn't be able to live one day without her personal massager, stylist, and other unneccessary materials she has. in other words people would take advantage of her.

[MJPeace21]

"Do you have a Laboratory in your house?!" Haha :)

[JustHannah38]

craig you crack me up with your comments @ 7:23

[AbigailDawning]

He was so intellectual with her. Ditzy girl... lol the shoulders thing was funny.

[TeaChanPunker]

Oh lord this is a painful interview...poor Craig D: It's like for every ten words Craig says she says one, she's an adult she should know how words work...

[jacknicolsonforcast]

I'm sorry but it's always PATHETIC when a guy on here talks shit about a woman period...only girls should (really shouldn't but) talk about another woman like that...i JUST HOPE it's NOT the even sadder case that you're a fat slob or ugly and NEVER had a woman who looked a hair above average...Its too true that men who get mad at womens behavior cause of who they are don't get enough of women and what they are...

[LiliumNightShade]

Wasn't that a 10 minute 15 second awkward pause? I wonder if she remembers being on the show before? I think she set the record for least amount of words spoken and most amount of half words and grunts.

[Garboskindredspirit]

I wanna come back as a shark too, Craig! We are soul mates. ;)

[DonArsuk84]

Haters gonna hate. I find it funny, that sheeple hates on everything, that are marketed at the female demographic. Twilight, Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton. Funny thing is that is the same hippies, who preach love, anti war and communism! Get it together and stop hating

[LastManStandingggg]

"You surprise me" HAHAHAHAHAHA

The slut.. lmao

[TribalSolider]

PARASITE HILTON

[HotelYorba101]

Paris is so not hot. She doesn't look as plastic as say Joan Rivers but she looks fake and good luck trying to carry on an intelligent conversation with her.

[GeekLikeMe1988]

I struggled to watch this, as big a fan as I am of Craig. But what kept me going was Craig himself and the audience!

:D

[mysterychemistry]

Possible reasons for Paris on LLS:

1. Craig has sympathy for fallen souls

2. Craig receives rude amount of money from Paris to enhance her public persona

3. Craig is testing the fans' loyalty

4. Craig likes the comedy of the absurd

5. Craig likes how Paris smells

6. Craig dares to tease her in her face, while everybody else does it behind their back

7........

8........

etc.......

[mysterychemistry]

@mysterychemistry oooor to underline the genius that is neil gaiman, who happened to be craig's next guest.

[wamasakyy]

@mysterychemistry hahaha testing the fans' loyalty :P

[mysterychemistry]

@wamasakyy X)

[HotelYorba101]

Paris is ONLY famous because of her sex tapes and the money her rich mommy and daddy gave to her. Its easy to be a billionare entroupeneur when you inherited that much money and never worked a day in your life. She is an idiot. Sex tapes, dumb comments, cocaine busts, etc. How can someone live such a surface level lifestyle?

[makkein]

I liked the video because hearing Paris Hilton responses made me laugh.

[MasterTomTV]

Adorable? No.

Sophisticated? -tootsiefruits- NO!

Spoiled, Racist, rich, daddies little girl, self-centered Bitch? Yup.

[smaointewildchild]

Oh, Craig. "I'm bored off my ass right now." :D :D :D

[insignifikunt]

i love the "you surprise me" comment whens he claims not to know how to play a "mouth organ"

[insignifikunt]

oh my god -- she is sooooo blaaahhhhhh

[K1P2]

It's not too hard to be an entrepreneur when you have a billionaire family... just sayin

[tunkuhoy]

paris hilton... the only way a craig ferguson video would have a few dislikes

[fionafoster]

shes not dumb. dumb people don't run billion dollar companies. duh

[ellguy11]

@fionafoster lol the only reason she is able to do that is because of the money she inherited from her parents...

[tsuobachi]

The audience tried very hard to blow his cover during the mouth organ bit. :)

[Xodah]

You know a guest is bad when Craig struggles to not make fun of her.

Still, there's no guest bad enough to make me stop watching this show.

[odomisauq]

CF is just trolling her..lol

[cooldarren]

6 year olds are so cute on talk shows.

[misaelmisa]

Her shoulders haha xD

[SheepHerder316]

she's just so adorably stupid

[UTORable]

Wow a Craig Ferguson interview with dislikes

[ayth8]

she is so so dumb!!!!

[ESA601]

why he invited this b.... girl ! not you, she's so superficial and stupdi, she doesn't walk lol

[totalxcrap]

this is the most painful interview i have ever watched. poor Fergy.

[K1P2]

@totalxcrap I've seen her on the show before. It was just as bad...

[MyWorldView]

1:04 - she walks like Mr. Bean...

[Nassica89]

She is such a lame ass T_T

[dahfshx]

''I dont know, there are many Hindus that would disagree with you''.

''what?''

oh god, she's just so fuckin dumb.

[TorgosMaster]

Craig Ferguson in ~2005:  "I do not find Paris Hilton attractive... she looks to me like an alien in makeup." Find it in a clip titled "Party Monologue".

[lanakovacic]

i lost a word there haha saying empty phrases, that was the point

[lanakovacic]

whats with her she is just empty phrases all the time , not one original and honest sentence. zzzzzzzzzzzz

[MazdaqueME]

"You surprise me!!!" LOL

[PinkCowgirl925]

when he said "thats interesting" he was so holding back saying thats ILLEGAL

[EmGeniusz]

What I really love about this is that he was making fun of her most of the time, but somehow manadged not to be mean and judgemental.

[therussian91]

His last Paris Hilton interview was SOOOO much better than this one, the last one was actually interesting and she even comes off as intelligent. This one is just...blah.

[MollyBoBolly6252]

she's such a tool......

[conan332]

Poor Craig has to carry the whole interview.

[SillaWonhwa]

Craig: i dunno, i think there are many Hindu's that would disagree with you

Paris: what?

LOL! hahahahahaha!!!

[MattyMcGregor14]

She is so retardedly boring

[footytang]

god her real voice is kinda tranny deep sounding, then she remembers oh yeah im a dumb barbie whore and she goes back to hi pitched valley girl moron personality

[billlll69]

Worst guest ever!

[icosmini]

Stupid spoiled whore video playset

[Dynoste]

maybe paris should eat some of her makeup, it might make her pretty on the inside.

[Cerbi01]

craig ferguson is so obviously poking fun at Paris. and yet seems to be endeared by her. I don't know, it's all so hilarious.

[AdemSemir]

When he said "You surprise me" was he referring to her leaked sex tapes?

[luckyse7enz]

What a weirdo, that Paris Hilton.

[Golbez1991]

I like this video. Because it's from Malinky and hey, it's Craig Ferguson. He handles interviews so well. This video is a obvious proof. If can get through this, he can get through anything.

[MrDonovanFrost]

"Do you play?"

"No."

"You Surprise me."

[MyHumanLife]

Paris is like, so boring. Craig said so many things he could have gone on about and talked off of but she kept giving boring 1-6 word answers. lol and she didn't even realize when he was calling her skank =P

[dendara100]

idk, craig was secretly mean to her....lol she's so dumb it's amazing...

[itsMinuteMaid]

She's worth a billion dollars 'cause she's worked har- Wait, how is she rich? Oh right, her daddy. Just like that Kardashian chick.

[EffervescentFire]

she is so boring. craig is talking to himself this entire time

[DriveThruOnly]

did anyone really expect her to be smart/interesting? you'll just be disappointed. adjust your standards accordingly.

love the audience reaction at 9:32

[minddeleted]

@DriveThruOnly lol yeah... they knew what he was saying

[minddeleted]

all i have to say about her is that she is super hot

[hursh191]

she is duller than a 10 year old paint job

[wrestja1234]

this is probably the most disliked video ever on this channel

[moviebuzzrocks]

she's looking old and she has a pound of make up on

[Zoharargov]

Only a complete tool like Paris Hilton could say "Do I look like I know how to play this" and not get the obvious pun...

She keeps digging her own holes...

[guitardude006]

Love the way Craig says "laboratory". Reminds me of Dexter's Laboratory.

[mafer007]

"do i look like i can play this?" no, you actually look like you can't do anything... oh wait, you have to blow!! oh yes you look like you can blow....... stuff

[SuperContrasted]

She's such a tool. Can't even make conversation.

[SuperContrasted]

Thaank yewww

[hi262779]

LOL it's like talking to an 8 year-old.

[Unitronus]

Don't dislike this vid because of Paris Hilton.. It's not Craig's fault that she's on, it's the producers. Lol, Craig even made fun of Paris without her even noticing it (to tell you the truth she doesn't notice ALOT of things around her anyways). I don't watch this show because of the "guests" (although, there are a few I like), I watch because of Craig and for that he deserves an emmy!

[LilacLuna23]

@Unitronus AMEN. I only watch the show for Craig and I'm always so disappointed when he has a musical guest! LOL We should campaign for his Emmy. :D

[KidMillions]

Funny how the audience is laughing AT her a lot of the time....

[effeweewetoob]

Man she's boring. You got to learn to play the game, Paris. Or at least fake a personality.

[abikyoukan]

I always love when Paris is on. It adds a certain depth of character to Craig that he doesn't allow himself to be completely jaded, that he isn't as cynical as he makes everything to be. He likes her, that is obvious from the various times she's been on the show. Money, apparent idiocy, shockingish behavior, and obliviousness isn't necessarily what makes a person "bad".

[GHoST000012]

4:24 "I met him in Paris which is coincidentally named after you" taking the piss to her face. Amazing.

[curlywurly369]

Whatever you may think of Paris, you have to respect Craig for not bullying her as others may do.

[7outof9gone]

How about Lindsay Lohan next? I'd LIKE to see that one!

[lilithdvs13]

"There're many Hindus who'd disagree with you." LoL Craig did you honestly believe she'd get such a smart joke like that?

[dalesalsa]

@lilithdvs13 where in the interview is the Hindus comment... I had to stop watching the interview after like a minute and a half seriously...

[lilithdvs13]

@dalesalsa

Later on. I can't bear to watch it again either... But Paris was like, "We only live once" and Craig was like "There're many Hindus who'd disagree with you." And Paris was like after 5 seconds, "...wut?"

[dalesalsa]

@lilithdvs13 Ohh ok.. Omg.. I can't believe she doesn't know about re-incarnation then...

Jeezz... She can't be that ignorant and retarded!

[Damn3691]

Sophisticated my ass

that was sooo boring !!!

[Siabohnic]

hahahahaaaa I love Craig.

[vulgag]

You surprise me..that was the best

[holubma]

ugh..... she should play all the characters in Bored to death... so boring....

[zaynounSS]

she didnt get the joke at the end loool...that dumb rich bitch

[parsoumash]

Craig's introduction of her was WAY TOO GENEROUS,,,I MEAN COME ON ..."THE ADORABLE AND SOPHISTICATED? Adorable? maybe. sophisticated?, No.

[skoalbear618]

if you've watched craig for any length of time,you know he is mocking her intelligence for the entire interview while acting like he actually cares about her line of pet clothes.

[Twobit333]

She was completely oblivious to the double entendre at the end.

[Tortilla4ever]

Paris Hilton has been on LLS like what, 3 times? invite Mila Kunis or Amy Smart instead :S

[shiman6d]

"the adorable and sophisticated" yup.

[emilysisi]

When she asked "Do I look like I know how to play this?" the first thought in my head was that yes, she does probably know her way around a mouth organ.

[krisityyyyyy]

that was Craig's monologue right there :D

[checkerbordom]

@krisityyyyyy Hahaha, that made me laugh. Out loud.

[gocsa]

man, come ooon, stop inviting her to the show, she's been on like a gazillion times, and all the stuff she has going on maybe deserves one 6 minute segment in a year..or probably every other year.

[spikeeelf]

more of a monologue than a dialogue

[CBoavida]

"you surprise me..." LOOOLLL

[CBoavida]

Craig is doing a freakin circus act so this is not boring!

[Tanatie]

here's a thought for you...I think Craig and Paris are actually good friends...she's been on his show like 5 times already and I think he would never make fun out of someone he didn't befriend prior...

[homersimpsonucf]

there were moments in this interview where i'm wondering if craig knows about her sextape and if that's all he's imagining while talking to her. paris hilton = boring and worthless.

[Teslanaut]

Best part @ 9:28

[Z3CHSY]

Haha, Craig was really holding back at the end. "Can you play?" Come on Craig, we know you better than that!

[Ndawgie]

Careful kissing her Craig, you might wake up with a sore on your mouth!

[CBScares]

People like Paris Hilton make people hate capitalism.

[silky113]

GORGEOUS PARIS HILTON, CONGRATS!

[cyborgninja24]

@misshiltonbff

oh yes, paris is such a great idol for young girls. She has never made a sex tape, she has never been in trouble for possession of drugs, and she has never drove under the influence nor been caught going 70 in a 35 street.

[Kalesnikoffm]

7:19 "I'm bored off my ass right now" Ahahaha, the truth comes out.

[zhijn]

@Kalesnikoffm Lol yup, there was definitely some emphasis on the "now". xD

[mslmamd]

one is a very smart, famous, sexy and beautiful business women and the other is Paris Hilton (or what Craig would have said !)

[teacherofcrazy]

@mslmamd just so you can avoid further confusion, i believe when you say 'dump' you really mean 'dumb'

[cyborgninja24]

She is so dumb that she doesn't know when Craig is poking fun of her. Craig, you should made a blatant mouth organ/sex tape joke. It probably would have flew over her barbie head.

[grimtube]

craig shouldn't have her on the show, she's just a retarded slut with no talent.

[Cocqcigrues]

"Sophisticated" Wow, Seriously Craig?

[stewiechewie]

7:21 i bet craig is really bored of having to carrying this conversation

[moonerman100]

She is just shit!