How To Speak (Northern) English

[xbabyfacedx]

Nooo it's... 'GOING TA SHOP! JEW WAN OUT?' Haha <3

[ChartreuseDan]

Not "generic" northern english, "amalgamated" northern english

[biz360]

Brilliant, I have made the exact same point about "the" several times to my non Yorkshire friends. "I'm going to the pub" becomes "I'm gonna pub" completely unnecessary

[IStolf]

Oim givin dis a tumbs up becous yer a very loverly lady!!

[spanners42]

'liddle'? it's interesting the way you substitute a d for a t when you're broadcasting. If you ask me its the behaviour of a dosser. A dosser and a dwad.

[RaeAndTheBear]

as i am from Yorkshire myself, my favourite sayings / slang would have to be 'Reyt' and 'Lass' :')

[GemaMurphy]

am from barnsley, we get dissed so much because of out slang, but thats what makes us different, its good when someone who doesnt live in barnsley comes and we will say 'gunna get mi coit' instead of 'going to get my coat' and there like wtf a coit?

[jetplane2006]

ha ha. I didnt know what to expect but it was funny!

[bazzamataz72]

hahahha i fucking love it every yorkshire ive met speaks like this fucking litteraly lazy

[mrwobblebass]

British cunts! america all the way!!!!!

[JontySenior]

@mrwobblebass very mature. grow up.

[fantaXDaddict]

@mrwobblebass Americans are the biggest cunts going

[mrwobblebass]

@fantaXDaddict hahaha americans are cunts?  dude u country is prbly full of pussys that play soccer all day

[hpegler]

@mrwobblebass Its called Football lad! And I don't mean that fake Rugby shit you call football, which isn't even football because your quite clearly meant to use your hands.

[mrwobblebass]

@hpegler Its called foot ball because the ball is one foot long dipshit, im sorry you are jealous that we have good healthcare and dentist in America because we actually have brains and know how the economy works unlike u trend following media loving socialist in Britain, STARS AND BARS MOTHER FUCKER!

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass We have quality private health care too (in addition to the NHS). And I'll agree to an extent that our current government doesn't know what its doing with the economy (incidentally they are more right leaning than our last government who did know what they were doing). Your country must be good though: they teach you that helping the needy is a bad thing. I wish I could live the American dream...

[mrwobblebass]

charities can help the needy not the government and one of the main reasons our government is in debt is because of welfare programs that we pay for w/ increased taxes but if we just lowered the taxes companys would be able to afford to hire more people instead of lay them off because they would have more money to expand therefor eleminating the welfare problem and the people that dont get a job after that and still try to leech off of the goverment do not deserve welfare

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass I don't want to question your mental health but the assumption that companies would hire more staff if given tax breaks is actually insane. I breed animals - if I had more money I would buy more stock and equipment and invest in efficiencies. This would likely be the same for most other businesses; only taking on more staff when they have to. Hell, some people wouldn't even put the money back in the business and take it as a dividend instead.

[mrwobblebass]

@kingquaps the companies would expand back to the point they were at before the recession ecspecially the major ones in order to make more money like they were doing before and to expand you need more people and that creates more jobs plus with lowered taxes people could afford to try and start there own business which if they are successful will always create jobs

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass Why should failed businesses be given a lifeline which falsely inflates their worth? Had they not been tied to tax in the first place the relative situation would have likely been the same and they would still have failed. This form of 'corporate socialism' would be unfair on businesses that have shown they are capable of success during difficult times.

[mrwobblebass]

@kingquaps socialism? ok so over the past few comments ive explained why lower taxes and abolishing welfare programs helps the economy and you come out with some made up fucking word called corporate socialism? A SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT LIKE YOURS IS ONE THAT HEIGHTENS TAXES SUPPORTS WELFARE AND REDISTRIBUTES WEALTH pretty much the exact opposite of everything i said you are clearly uneducated and misinformed in politics

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass I coined the term to make a point; that point being that tax breaks as a reaction to a financial crisis is no different to a bailout, ergo socialistic in nature. And it would be sheer supposition to say that if they didn't have to pay tax in the first instance this wouldn't have happened. Its not my fault you were too stupid to get that. Perhaps you should take the time to comprehend a response before you hit your caps key.

[mrwobblebass]

@kingquaps the same as a bailout? no i am saying American businesses should have tax breaks for being American businesses because it supports the economy and dont tell people they have a socialistic nature when you're arguing against fucking capitalism and a free market

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass I'm not debating your core belief regarding corporation tax, I'm saying that to cut tax as a reaction benefits nobody other than businesses too weak to cope with the recent economic downturn. I'm not calling you a socialist, and so what if you did have some socialist views? Extremism is the stand point of the idiot.

[mrwobblebass]

@kingquaps lol im done explaining stuff to you since every other one of your replies are "no that's not what i really meant and then an insult" and you base what you say off of things i didn't say this is like the 3rd time I'm gonna say and the last i never said tax's should of been lowered as a response to the rescission i said the should be lowered in the first place if you read through all my past comments you will see the argument why

[kingquaps]

@mrwobblebass Look, you stupid fucking cunt (sorry but you totally deserve that), your very first response was quite implicit: "the companies would expand back to the point they were at before the recession" - irrespective of your views on corporation tax as a whole, this statement suggests lowering tax as a response. And for the insult: its "should have" not "should of", you absolute retard. You ask a question, I explain and you move on to something new. "lol"

[fantaXDaddict]

@mrwobblebass We play football not soccer. And at least we're able to speak and spell correctly unlike you illiterate, American dipshits due to mass amounts of inbreeding.

[mrwobblebass]

@fantaXDaddict Inbreeding? your fucking kidding me your country was ruled by a bunch of inbreds for like a thousand fucking years buddy name one inbred president of america and dont think ur fucking funny by saying george bush which u and all of ur socialist liberal friends prbly actually think was dumb because you watch the fucking biased entertainment channel for ur news

[AxeManJax]

Luv yer 'urr, lass. Nice 'n' curleh.

[thejamiewilding]

You explain it better than anyone else <3

[TheReportableOne]

awesome individual

[jakedogz]

Good ol' Manchester

[TDogthe3rd]

Not bad but you got it a bit wrong, I'd usually just 'shop' and leave home. Or maybe not say anything at all and just disappear for a few days!

[SmerrillS]

Great HitchHikers reference!!!



[rknape]

Nice one.... tah love...

[Sinsta13]

For some reason, Southeners believe that when we (Northerners) say t' that it means 'the'. It actually means 'to'. You're right in saying the word 'the' isn't used much in Northern dialects. For instance... "Am goint' t' [the] shop". We also employ the famous "glottal stop" which many outsiders cannot begrip. Northern English is actually one of the purest (oldest) forms of the English language there is, and we should be damn proud of that.

[iarhungry]

Subbed - Maybe if you get enough i'll see titties.

Just maybe..

Some overly horny fat 18 year old reporting in.



[dshuggans]

it's 'goin tuh shop' not 'goin shop'..

[adsutube1]

not what i was looking for for my drama a level practical accent, but it made me laugh and i watched the whole thing :)

[jimbobmoomoo]

As a Yorkshire man, retards use T instead of the 

[mastervampire2010]

i use t' lol ive had ppl take the piss for that lol :D

[lieaton04]

So true, from Bolton

[Prezes1892]

you're awfully sweet:) thumbs up from Poland;)

[demvaril]

Northern? northern?? I bet you haven't been past scotch corner on A1M!!

[greenbelter123]

wow did not expect that accent.You're cute anyway.

[KuaantumBinary]

wow....this is funny sooo this is actually your accent?? or you just use it that confused me a little

[myjanuary151987]

She is cute.

[adeel256]

i like how spontaneous you are.

[drzoidburgrocks]

Being from yorkshire, my favourite phrase is 'Tin Tin Tin'

Which translates as 'it isn't in the tin'

[LockBlockBrake]

@drzoidburgrocks or as its said in proper Yorkhire "aint in't tin

[Gisburne2000]

Favourite expression for someone mean with their money: e's tight as a gnat's chuff :o)

[mesmerizeme]

dont you lot breed with pakis

[Mr94T]

@mesmerizeme I'm pretty sure it's the south you complete and utter Idiot...

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

fukin ell love u got alot of meat on you, ah well, somthing to hold on to

[dealerofpainc13]

so...i love how in all your videos you entire style changes! lol but your voice is so cute!

[thelonelyrainbow]

BOLTONNNNN!<3 sorry, heard you mention it. ;) YAY

[moshpitprincess1]

your not really teaching people a northern accent so much as a yorkshire accent. There is more up north than yorkshire and more interesting accents! Attempt geordie!

[tannewton]

sounds interesting but you can't reduce all sentences to four or less words, can you?

For example, if I asked you to go out with me (don't worry, this is not an official dating question), wouldn't it sound rude to you, if I said, 'Go out with me?' instead of 'Would you like to go out with me?'

[SydneyTinker]

@tannewton Maybe if you reduced it to "go out?" ;)

[Gisburne2000]

@tannewton The correct phrase would be 'ahz abaht it, luv?', so four words is definitely enough :o)

[gareth423]

Brilliant. Made me smile.

[profishnic]

I aint got the foggiest :L

[MrSkycity007]

you sound australian?

[shr33nta]

hey jude the beatles

[shandifox]

what was the song she was playing on the xylophone?

[Muzikman127]

@shandifox hey jude :p

[shandifox]

@Muzikman127 Why thank you very much, sir!

[qadsaweq8]

cute

[jamespointer1]

Goin' t pub

(i'm going to the pub)

[MrWjforsyth]

nice to see a young lass who talks well ! as the young lady said she was a bit from all over shop , and not with the very false manc accent young uns seem to be adopting .

so be proud ! pretty soon be gone INNIT .

[taybe1230]

wow!!!!!! u're very good at xylophone. It would be nice to hear all the song

[Foxybingooo]

I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!

it was just so true in so many ways. also the sweating one:

'I'm sweating like a paedophile in a nursery'

and my favourite one of all time has to be the good old:

'see all, 'ear all, say nowt,

eat all, sup all, pay now,

and if tha' ever do owt for nowt,

do i' for thissen.'

[CptBritish]

I've always thought 't' instead of 'the' was a Barnsley thing. Goin' t' pub af'ter mi' scolop butti'... Anyway you let them off because their only Dingles... Sheffield all the way.

[geeniemusic13]

your voice is like mine!

[mmoh0025]

love ur slang brilliant !! going shopping (*-^))>>

[BeaneyGnome]

The best Yorkshire/Derbyshire thing is to greet someone with "Orate shag."

[whywewc]

haha you actually made me laugh and i never realised that i dont say the in sentances

[LeClaw]

friends who are not northern?? shandy drinking puffs from dahn sahf? :P

sweatin' like Gary Glitter in t'playgrarnd

[iriewaregl]

wonderful video .. sweating like a pregnant nun ... ha ha ...

[allseriousness]

Schenectady. WTF

and you're pretty.

[MrJackSelman1]

YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE!

[DukeToast]

Fine, you made me laugh, have a subscription

[thepotdoll]

@DukeToast You seem rather reluctant, nobody is forcing you although I admit I would appreciate it.

[mejustben]

2:47 you said you didn't even say THE =O

[thepotdoll]

@mejustben sssshhh Don't go telling everyone! ¬.¬

[JIMDANDY1231]

YOUR AWESOME!!!! i think i love you <3 <3

[brittkn33r3na3]

"A stitch in time saves nine."

[smldfw]

I dont even say Northern, I just say Norrn.

[thepotdoll]

@BritishBeerDrinker thank you :') Go you indeed :D

[thepotdoll]

@mitylan okay I think I understood about half of that haha :')

[thepotdoll]

@theeyeoftheduck haha oh dang it! I had my heart set on that job :')

[FoulkeVlogs]

@thepotdoll On your channel page go to "videos and playlists" and you can go to make your featured video autoplay

[thepotdoll]

@FoulkeVlogs I'll do that then :) Thanks

[roelran]

Where HAVE you been? Beds empty, no note. You could have died, you could have been seen!

I wasn't notified of your recent video, I was truly crushed, but anyway. It's nice to see you :)

Lovely rendition of Hey Jude, Chippington. Australian slang now is just addressing everyone as 'bro", "lad" or the c word, which i find disgusting, I'm moving to Canada. I've heard "you'll need an exorcist in a hazmat suit" if someone stinks up the bathroom. i thought that was funny :)

arrrrrrrrr ;)

[thepotdoll]

@roelran What?! I had to go rescue Harry!!

You're moving to Canada because of bad language? ^^ bahahahahaha I like that :'D

[roelran]

@thepotdoll lol no, not entirely :)

[maxredbin]

Gewd Bad n Ugla hahaha you sounded like someone off Coronation Street.

Nah you DID NOT see a pregnant nun did you ?

hmm I cant really think of slang but my friend just said '' he was shitting bricks '' so I think thats one...lol probs not my favourite though ;D

[thepotdoll]

@maxredbin hahhahaha I did!!! She was shopping in Bon Marche :'D

[XxLi3rose123xX]

Gr8 vid! :D I'm from Yorkshire, and I don't say the like that :S My accents all over the place, as I was born in Surrey, lived in Yorkshire and my Dad's Irish :S

[thepotdoll]

@XxLi3rose123xX That's quite an interesting mix :)

[HelmetReality]

I have been watching you for a while!! You are so cute!! :-))

[thepotdoll]

@HelmetReality Thank very much ^^

[essay383]

we just say 'like' after every sentence..like.

[thepotdoll]

@essay383 interesting, like :')

[AmNotEyy]

Haha funny cuz im from up north i live in south yorkshire and i use words like "gu in shop" and "lets go tu pub" But i half yorkshire half lancashire and there cased as rivals so ! :D, I'd say you have a more well spoken accent to be honest! :)

[thepotdoll]

@AmNotEyy haha I'm from half Yorkshire and half Lancashire too! :D We should start a club o,O haha

[magicalpegacorn]

Hitchhiker's Guide reference at the end!

[thepotdoll]

@magicalpegacorn Yes! :D I like you very much for getting that!

[littleweirdguy]

Hey Jude! on glockenspiel

I was born in Hertfordshire, but now speak with an aussie accent.

favourite slang: don't really have one. I just go around quoting movies and sitcoms.

[thepotdoll]

@littleweirdguy haha I do that too :')

[TammyFlores1]

Then you can start to make it better... yes I was singing along LOL.

[thepotdoll]

@TammyFlores1 haha joy! :D

[tannahtv]

Favourites are:

"The Ducks Nuts!"

&

"Cold as a Witches tit!"

[thepotdoll]

@tannahtv bahahaha I think Australia has the best slang :')

[nitrobunny2]

wey aye

[thepotdoll]

@nitrobunny2 wey aye man! :D

[MiddleOfMadness]

I loved the whole "Sweating like Jacko in a creche" saying when he was going through that 'situation' years back.

I still kinda add the "t" on the beginning of things sometimes. "Off t'football" and such.

Can't really put my finger on a favourite saying 'cause most of them I use so often in my every day vocabulary, none really stand out anymore!

[thepotdoll]

@MiddleOfMadness haha that 'situation' :')

I use t' but as a replacement for the word to not the. >.< that sentence was confusing.

[rachpaperscissors]

Your hair is pretttty! Natural?

[thepotdoll]

@rachpaperscissors Thank you :) No, I wish it was haha

[enjoigreens]

love the hair

[thepotdoll]

@enjoigreens Thank you :')

[AkScoochy]

Fav slang: That really chaps my cheeks. (And not the cheeks next to your mouth.)

[thepotdoll]

@AkScoochy haha lovely >.<

[drawsize]

your hair is so beautiful :D! and your glockenspiel was awesome! :) but what was tö ^^ name of the song?

[thepotdoll]

@drawsize thank you!

It was Hay Jude by The Beatles :)

[AkScoochy]

Adorable hair milady.

[thepotdoll]

@AkScoochy thank you good sir ^^

[bradasstv]

haha, I love your accent :) Don't change!! :)

I like the saying "I feel like a can of smashed assholes" lol

[thepotdoll]

@bradasstv haha thanks I'll try ^.^

haha I've never heard of that before :'D

[britishgoose01]

the 't' thing instead of the is a Yorkshire thing..not really used,more used in the little villages,

[thepotdoll]

@britishgoose01 I don't remember ever doing that :'( I miss my Yorkshire accent

[elpueblano009]

so that's why Ozzy Osbourne speaks like that lol?

[thepotdoll]

@elpueblano009 I'm not sure I think he speaks like that due to the years of drug abuse ^^

[gypsiecat1]

ind maid me smoyle, olive et ded actshewally :)

My favorite saying is cold as a witches t** just because I'm curious where it originated from :3 I am sure there are better ones but I don't here a whole lot of sayings.

[thepotdoll]

@gypsiecat1 ind maid me smoyle, olive et ded actshewally??? Please translate haha

hahaha

[gypsiecat1]

@thepotdoll I forgot what I said :( my brother chages some of the words in our code daily so I am actually not quite sure what I said. Lol I guess we should stick to one code :)

[NatalliaStile]

Love it:)

[thepotdoll]

@NatalliaStile I'm glad :')

[Edw1nS1984]

thanks lesson.

[thepotdoll]

@Edw1nS1984 You're welcome :')

[gypsiecat1]

and make it better remember to let here into your heart then you can start to make it better :) I love Hey Jude

[thepotdoll]

@gypsiecat1 <3

[magaxdestroyer]

I'm totally jelous of your xylophone! Oh an i'm pretty sure "Tuh" is a Yorkshire thing, here in Lancashire we don't sound like farmers with them dodgy sayings :P North England FTW :D

[thepotdoll]

@magaxdestroyer You should get one! They're awesome :)

Indeed North ENgland FTW :'D

[keithpaz]

hay! how come i didnt get a mention. :)

[thepotdoll]

@keithpaz haha because I didn't know you before I filmed this! :')

[rexlovestoboogie]

i couldn't tell before if an accent was northern or not but thanks to "game of thrones" and u now i do. so thnx

i'v got finals and should b revising but feel like this is more important :p

[thepotdoll]

@rexlovestoboogie Glad I could help ^^

haha I should probably be a good person and tell you that revising is far more important but I'm not a good person so why not go watch more of my videos :D