"Are you willing to stand by the freeway in the sun and be called asshole by air conditioned oncoming cars?".......I just about pissed myself when he started going on about Land Surveyors, since that's what my job was for about 6 years. That was fucking hilarious.
But seriously, if you want roads, houses, etc....surveying is a necessity and it's waaaay under-appreciated and underpaid . And you'd be surprised how much there is to it...and yes, drivers are dicks!
For any one that wants to download and save this material here's a way i found out how: Allow access to hidden files. Find app data, opera, opera, local, cache, largest file, rename, COPY, save in folder. I always empty my cache first so I have an easier time finding the right one. I use Opera to (which was probably obvious). I got this and Revelations, just in case it does happen to disappear. Thanks for the posting Mills. Much love and appreciation. I hope other people will find this wisdom.
for some reason i doubt Bill is hung like a seahorse...a bigger, much larger animal comes to mind when it comes to Bill. How can you have the balls to tell the truth and then have a tincy dick....doubt it
i was watching this and saw obama in the corner, when are white people going to stop blaming the black man for this nations problems? and if you do ask me, this republic should fall. fuck the government and lets pray together.
alright lets stop connecting bill to doug. if anything doug stanhope brings us nothing but what the consumers want. he's loud, edgy, a bit off topic.Bill Hicks was original he did it before carlin, and he wrot the true standup creedo, "i shall not devoid my beliefs, and i shall not condemn my actions." you can argue that doug stanhope has done this, i just think he lacks in the inspirational department. Bill made you laugh and think, doug makes you laugh and forget about it two minutes later.
Welcome to MALL WORLD. We're living in a nightmare shopping pepsi cola commercial state, i wish Bill was alive to see all this, why it would kill him.
@DAI3792 i used to read him all the time when i was 16 but when you start to read college text books you start to realize that his views are retarded. it's just half baked anti-social cynicism with a lot of anger.
@Furaxxxxx ya, obviously not everything, but you can learn a lot. especially how to analyze things. carlin had misconceptions about a lot of things...
@nankerphelge718 forget the year he came up in and how he actually invented such original and subversive material, and just try to memorize his entire set. Now perform that material on a stage, to a harsh white light and hundreds of people. Don't lose your place when people heckle you and don't fumble your words during a long monologue. And if you don't have the time, just watch his interview with Jon Stewart. Armchair comedian, what a dumb cunt you are.
@Redsparrowe123 how does it make you more of a comedian to be unfunny in front of an audience? and cynicism and being subversive has never been original.
it is kinda tight!
smallpotatoes989 1 month ago
Anyone else think this guy remind's you of a funny version of Alex Jones.
CASLUVR 1 month ago
@CASLUVR No Alex Jones is religious hired gun tool
tetilt 1 week ago
"elmer dinkly!" "NO...NO...NOOOO" "YES" lmao
twmmay 2 months ago
Ahhh... its kind of tight... I can stretch it out for ya haha
sikhovski 4 months ago
"Are you willing to stand by the freeway in the sun and be called asshole by air conditioned oncoming cars?".......I just about pissed myself when he started going on about Land Surveyors, since that's what my job was for about 6 years. That was fucking hilarious.
But seriously, if you want roads, houses, etc....surveying is a necessity and it's waaaay under-appreciated and underpaid . And you'd be surprised how much there is to it...and yes, drivers are dicks!
4tabula2rasa0 6 months ago
Right on, the Mills Effect!
casares35 8 months ago
For any one that wants to download and save this material here's a way i found out how: Allow access to hidden files. Find app data, opera, opera, local, cache, largest file, rename, COPY, save in folder. I always empty my cache first so I have an easier time finding the right one. I use Opera to (which was probably obvious). I got this and Revelations, just in case it does happen to disappear. Thanks for the posting Mills. Much love and appreciation. I hope other people will find this wisdom.
TheUselessGenius 8 months ago
i love the child birth skit. *smacked on the bottom* "GET A JOB" LOL
ProducShuns 9 months ago
for some reason i doubt Bill is hung like a seahorse...a bigger, much larger animal comes to mind when it comes to Bill. How can you have the balls to tell the truth and then have a tincy dick....doubt it
Bluvs28 9 months ago
"well...it's kind'a tight".. TUTUM TUTUM TUTUM TUTUM
fiesta181 10 months ago
advice to anyone watching...
download this shit, you never know when the copyright assholes are going to steal this away from us
we need lots of people ready to re-upload....so download everything you love while you can
MoRgUe27 10 months ago 61
@MoRgUe27
Good advice.
If anything on my channel is removed by YouTube or my channel is suspended, I'll make a new channel and re-upload.
TheMillsEffect 10 months ago 29
@TheMillsEffect good to know....by the way, you are beyond awesome for posting all this stuff in the first place
much respect to you
MoRgUe27 10 months ago 19
@MoRgUe27
Don't thank me, thank Willy Melvin ;)
TheMillsEffect 10 months ago 10
@TheMillsEffect Have you people ever heard of torrents ?
Fuzzy192006 4 months ago
@Fuzzy192006 Yes. Why?
TheMillsEffect 4 months ago
@Fuzzy192006 Until they invent unlimited hard drive space I'm gonna have to watch some shit on youtube.
JBHoughtaling 1 month ago
@MoRgUe27 how can you download this?
thepeopleinthetrees 10 months ago
@thepeopleinthetrees go to keepvid.com you just put in the web address and you can download any video to your computer
MoRgUe27 10 months ago
@MoRgUe27 HOw can I download youtube videos??
sor8an 9 months ago
@sor8an go to keepvid.com
MoRgUe27 9 months ago
@MoRgUe27 how do you download from you tube.. sorry to be a non computernerd ;)
cyberhawk80 6 months ago
@cyberhawk80 keepvid [dot] com
Pr0gramm3rsFTW 6 months ago
@cyberhawk80 real player download it and every time you watch a video it will ask you if you want to save it
prsplayer210 2 months ago
@prsplayer210 okay.. i will look into that ! thanks ..
cyberhawk80 2 months ago
"Elmer DInkley!"
"No! No! NO!"
"Yes!"
Kullg4r 10 months ago
damn, bill is good at those sound effects
MoRgUe27 10 months ago 4
hahahahaah 6:30!!XD
PSYCHOcPAP 10 months ago
christ those slow motion bits are annoying
fuckamericanidiot 11 months ago
what does the person in the audience yell at 1:54???
Valness11 11 months ago
xD
thSubliminalCriminal 11 months ago
look at the faggot with the penny shirt. he's all like "what bill? i'm just a member in the audience, i have no part in your performance."
thSubliminalCriminal 11 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal
People who take part in other peoples performances are called hecklers...
PullingTeeth1 10 months ago
abortion what?
thSubliminalCriminal 11 months ago
i was watching this and saw obama in the corner, when are white people going to stop blaming the black man for this nations problems? and if you do ask me, this republic should fall. fuck the government and lets pray together.
thSubliminalCriminal 11 months ago
alright lets stop connecting bill to doug. if anything doug stanhope brings us nothing but what the consumers want. he's loud, edgy, a bit off topic.Bill Hicks was original he did it before carlin, and he wrot the true standup creedo, "i shall not devoid my beliefs, and i shall not condemn my actions." you can argue that doug stanhope has done this, i just think he lacks in the inspirational department. Bill made you laugh and think, doug makes you laugh and forget about it two minutes later.
thSubliminalCriminal 11 months ago
seriously rewatching hicks keeps me sane. hence.
SuperTrancend 1 year ago
where is the unedited fuckin version?
charlieyoungblood 1 year ago
My response:
"You pretend like you're working."
"I am."
chenalos 1 year ago
4:08 Best joke of the night i hate when people wear sunglasses at night haha
TurkWith2Legs 1 year ago
'Are you willing to stand by the freeway in the sun and be called asshole by air conditioned oncoming cars?'
That always makes me crease.
Love ya Bill, the worlds a dumber place without you.
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gfjgfjhhjfgurte 1 year ago
Please visit my Bill Hicks tribute channel.
RIP BILL
MrBILLHICKSdeadhero 1 year ago
"But I look kool, right? I'm bleeding from several different bones here..." LOL
MidKnightBlaze 1 year ago 5
BIll Hicks, Gorge Carlin.. Best comedians EVER!
danmarino1970 1 year ago 4
I can't believe how few views these vids have. No wonder the world's going to shit.
spikyfairy 1 year ago 4
125 likes, ZERO dislikes! lets keep it that way!
USAFSmiley87 1 year ago 2
@USAFSmiley87 i disliked it
Austindonhughes90 1 year ago
@Austindonhughes90 then ur a cunt
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SYLVIERAUBde 1 year ago
Welcome to MALL WORLD. We're living in a nightmare shopping pepsi cola commercial state, i wish Bill was alive to see all this, why it would kill him.
Simwillb 1 year ago
Why is this video edited this way? i keep having to ask myself am i tripping balls??? oh no... im not. but i wish i were
tittiesman1231 1 year ago
Bill was a visionary. His albums give you a deeper understanding of his vision. Check them out for yourselves. Stay informed.
LPercy73 1 year ago
ELMER DINKLEY!!
no no NO !
YES!!!
The reaction of Hicks blowed my mind :DD
Kibezter 1 year ago 4
@Kibezter heh, Totally. :)
Deflection46n2 1 year ago
@Kibezter LOL that part killed me dude!
MidKnightBlaze 1 year ago
Greatest Comic of our age....
Greenhornet270 1 year ago 3
Man, I don't want this to end..
JRLLUnd 1 year ago 6
awesome ! Bill was enjoying that.
lol "hung like a sea horse"
petestrat07 1 year ago 5
Timeless
NicosMind 1 year ago 2
"Elmer Dinkley!"
Hahahahaha!!!
MilesBennetDyson 2 years ago 2
way ahead of his time
02shieldsy 2 years ago 8
because this is austin texas, and I know for a fact that there is nothing else going on.
Ninjamonkey767 2 years ago 5
"pretty fucking traumatic....."
so true
dogpetdog 2 years ago 3
Wanna become a more intelligent person and laugh while doing so? Ladies and Gentlemen, watch Bill Hicks (and George Carlin).
SalSanMar3 2 years ago 148
Agreed.
EndroidPrime 2 years ago 5
@SalSanMar3 We hold no responsibility for any goat-cosplaying that ensues.
TonyBranston 1 year ago
@SalSanMar3 damn well said:)
zjenter 1 year ago 2
george carlin ranting/political period was not intelligent at all. he just became a borng old man.
nankerphelge718 1 year ago
@nankerphelge718
please
shut you fuckin pie hole
thank you
dreadbet 1 year ago
i'm saying something that is true...
nankerphelge718 1 year ago
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@nankerphelge718
george carlin was not intelligent at all...
you really should get some perspectives about truth in your life my friend.
dreadbet 1 year ago
@dreadbet lmao. What does a 23 year old punk know about truth?
Not from my page yet. Too afraid to have mind blown open. lol.
Carlin was right.
mskydolphin 1 year ago
@mskydolphin
I love carlin and his perspectives of life man
don't judge people by their ages
dreadbet 1 year ago
@dreadbet george carlin was extremely intelligent. you're a faggot little closed minded kid you dont' know shit
guitarszzz 1 year ago
@guitarszzz
WTF dude?
I love carlin
what's your problem dumb fuck?
dreadbet 1 year ago
@nankerphelge718
I think your not very intelligent for not realizing the enlightenment that George Carlin has presented to all of us.
May I suggest watching him again?
DAI3792 1 year ago
@DAI3792 i used to read him all the time when i was 16 but when you start to read college text books you start to realize that his views are retarded. it's just half baked anti-social cynicism with a lot of anger.
nankerphelge718 1 year ago
@nankerphelge718 Sorry for just butting inn whatever conversation is going on here buuut.. Not everything can be learnt from text books
Furaxxxxx 1 year ago
@Furaxxxxx ya, obviously not everything, but you can learn a lot. especially how to analyze things. carlin had misconceptions about a lot of things...
nankerphelge718 1 year ago
@nankerphelge718 forget the year he came up in and how he actually invented such original and subversive material, and just try to memorize his entire set. Now perform that material on a stage, to a harsh white light and hundreds of people. Don't lose your place when people heckle you and don't fumble your words during a long monologue. And if you don't have the time, just watch his interview with Jon Stewart. Armchair comedian, what a dumb cunt you are.
Redsparrowe123 1 year ago
@Redsparrowe123 how does it make you more of a comedian to be unfunny in front of an audience? and cynicism and being subversive has never been original.
nankerphelge718 1 year ago
@SalSanMar3 And a little bit of Doug Stanhope on the side never hurt noone ;)
MarkArandjus 1 year ago
@SalSanMar3 And Joe Rogan.
Fizzwut 9 months ago
Nailing it!
irojioqopiewjr 2 years ago 2
"its kinda tight hahaha" i could stretch it out for you!
jazzhopin 2 years ago 6
I've love to swat at my boss and say "Get the fuck out of my face". That's all he's good for.
InterstellarSandbox 2 years ago 5
"ELMER DINKLEY!"
Tagemandbagem 2 years ago
"No, NO, NOO."
"YYYYEEESSS"
momwentcrazy 2 years ago 4
best comedy show ever
ALEXTASY123 2 years ago 8
Hung like a seahorse. I love bill :3 about my ninth time watching this one.
pureuk 2 years ago 51