Ready to Date?

[iC0nfusion]

You uploaded this on my birthday.

:"D

This made my day! x3 <3

[pewpowbazinga]

You're my favorite. I also enjoy being gay. Let's be friends. K bye.

[harrypotterite]

Can you make a video about how young is too young to have sex/ how to know when you're ready to have sex?

[wesisscrewed]

I was trying not to laugh because my roommate was in the room. It was so hard!!!

[42sk8rgirl42]

i know very well im stating the obveous here.. but.. Joe. You have problems.....

[DefinitelyUndefined]

wat do u feel wen u kno u wanna date

[GeistFright]

Pretty insightful for someone so young. *subscribe

[keepbeingPhat]

David Sedaris! Good choice.

[CarroinSweden]

puppies!!!



[jaimejmusic]

Words cannot XXX-press, I mean, words cannot express how much I loved this video. GO JOE!

[itsawonkyfaintthing]

Your gay ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO..... :'( MAY JUST CRY NOW:''''''(

[sutoribenda]

What if you're not ready to date, but you're trapped in a relationship?

[whereisangie]

@sutoribenda DUMP HIM!!! (or her. nicely)

[intolerablejen]

Hahaha yay puppies!

[lalamariaXD]

this was awkward and weirdd..I LOVED IT. :)

[xtacee1990]

Isnt it ironic that you only can have a bf when you dont need one?

[BrooklynBabe1234]

lol you missed the joke about covering all the bases

[fluffyxstarfish]

Incredible. You actually became better looking with age. Once again you've left me absolutely baffled.

[jmnc05]

I thumbs upped the "you're adorable and I love your videos" comment while the ads were playing because I don't even need to watch the video to know that :)

[4Christie7]

CATZ MAN, CATZ.

[ndevelopment2010]

i dont recommend puppies....sure they're super adorable but oh such much work! you think a relationship is difficult! puppies are a pain in the butt (potty training / house breaking)!!!! they chew on everything --- shoes, ipods, sunglasses, furniture...you name it they will chew on it! do not adopt a puppy! warning to all!!!!

[ndevelopment2010]

u silly goose u...miss ya joe..big huggies!

[jblyon2]

I just about died when I saw my tweet in there!

[MsDumpweed]

I love how he picked the two scouts that were actually the most lesbian.

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

I love you. You should be my best friend.

I love gay people (me being a bi), I LOVE Pokemon, I LOOOOVE Sailor Moon!

And you are the cutest baby and the most adorable man!

("Sex, ooh lala")

[MirPuri0ThuGGette]

I love you for loving sailor moon lol

[TheUncannyValley0]

Can you make a video about how to tell when you're in love?

[Eunnette]

This video made me realize that I'm ready to get a puppy.

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

ok so i liek this girl and she likes me but she has a boyfriend but recently my nickname that she calles me has gone from freak to sweets (freak was a term of endearment to her and me). she also said she didn't really like her boyfriend anymore but the problem is i'ma girl too and my mom doesn't believ in bisexuality (we're both bi). is she trying to tellme something? she kissed me twice before get got her boyfriend and she wa my first kiss. I lover her with all my heart!!! -Emily

[ScarletFame]

@TheGummyBearOverLord You're over thinking it and setting yourself up to get REALLY hurt. She has a boyfriend, sit this one out. You'll probably be better for it. Soon enough, another "true love" will com along. Just remember, YOU chose who to love.

Nice username by the way. 

[Pixiesoapbox]

@TheGummyBearOverLord The ball is completely in her court on this one. Try not to read anything into her behaviour while she still has a boyfriend because even if she likes you back, she still has a boyfriend. If she doesn't like him and ends it, then you can do whatever you like, but until that point, steer clear of anything more than friendly. Good luck.

[AlexWho13]

I read that book, it was good.

[kitkatzinix]

I'm only 13 and some of my friends have already lost their virginity :o and they are pressuring me cause I haven't yet.

I've fallen in with the wrong crowd and I can't get out, what do I do???

[urmomicous]

@kitkatzinix They're definitely the wrong friends to have. You need to start finding more morally conscious people. And ALWAYS remember you DON'T have to do what your friends do! That's peer pressure! Just always remember, you don't want to regret something later in life that happened when you were a teenager cause you gave yourself away to peer pressure.

[kiya12309]

i've never heard of you before but i like your videos more than the other ones, so good job! :)

[EighteenPrettyYears]

haha i think i love you :) maybe you can help me with my situation: My ex-bf goes to the same school as me and we are even in the same class (in my country you are always with the same people, no moving from class to class ;)) and everything is just SO awkward between us, i rly don't know what to do :S any advice? <3

[blahCECIblah]

OH MY GOD YOU WERE SUCH A CUTE BABY

[xxxSubZxxx]

Any tips for moving on after getting dumped?

[sparklinganderson]

Oh my God I love David Sedaris' work.

[BuffySummersWannabe]

0:43

Your face: O_o

My face: >_<

[mojonacho]

David Sedaris! Good choice!! I took a road trip with him! (Well, in audiobook form.)

-J

[lautnergirl914]

Haha, I have been there and done that... and it was fun! This is great. Why do guys always go for the girls who only seem shallow and mean?

[bundy0716]

You're adorable and I love your videos(:

[syrapickles32]

I am so happy to see you on another channel!!!!

[Nandito86]

I want the "conversation for another video" of 2:34, please? xD

[TransSquid]

<3 haha awesome vid! i like this channel. so, a question mr gay boi: i'm an ftm that likes guys- i've been on t for 6 months now and the last 'relationships' i've been in have not been okay with me on t- they want a girl gender (not just a vagina). so, no offense, but i like straight guys (i just gotta turn em gay) but i now find it hard to talk to guys. i can't tell if they see me as a boy or girl. how can you tell that a GUY is flirting with another GUY who isn't flaming gay? i want a bf T~T

[ilikethingsfromjapan]

@TransSquid sweet baby jesus that is complicated.

[sunmarsh]

How do you get a very reserved boyfriend to open up to you? (I'm tired of doing the talking!) He has no social skills... (Total geek!) But I still love him to pieces. :3 (INFATUATION RAWR!!!) I feel like he keeps a lot of things to himself, is that ok? Should I pressure him to tell me EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING? Or am I just being nosy? (I'm not nosy! >.>) Oh, and what's your favorite sex position? (Keeping it real.) NO WAIT, what is your favorite lube for anal sex. (Not even joking.)

[jwb4291]

how do you know if a girl(or guy) wants to be more than just friends.

[JakobLazarus]

You are Sarah Jessica Parker

[Princemichaelj3]

I already have two puppies...

[bubblesareforpopping]

What if you don't have an ex =L

[mightbeannie]

I have a puppy and it's really cute:) now I am ready for a relationship but no one is interested.

[sasloveshp]

How do you cope with the fact that you really like someone who doesn't like you back? (unrequited love)

[tjfry]

Is that a "Missing No." you made out of color pallets on your back wall?

[Capgungoesbang]

How can you get someone to just be honest with you?

[wolfeusanddiego]

i love you! i mean like.. i'm not gay. but you're awesome. lol, i have a lot of gay friends. you're such and awesome and cute guy lol. i really like you a lot

[TomatoPaisly]

Dear Joe,

I like this nerd boy that I'm always with in band because we Saxophone together, but he's really thick headded and doesn't see it (and is also going out with some mexican bitch chick). What do I do. I've fancied him for a while, and I CAN'T. STOP. THINKING. ABOUT. HIM.

FIX MY LOVE LIFE JOE.

[Mycenaea]

@TomatoPaisly Tell him you really like saxophoning with him and that you think you should take it a step further!

Easy as that...

[mathshop24]

Seeing you make the sailor murcury and jupiter dolls make out made my day. Is that your favorite sailor moon yuri pairing? Also that was some very good advice. Can't wait to see more.

[trufflec]

isn't my damn channel grace helbrig?

[mepluspb44]

I have that shirt.

[Mycenaea]

@mepluspb44 ROBBERY

[underthesecolors]

Oh my gosh, you were so fucking adorable <3

[rachalot]

YOU SERIOUSLY WERE THE CUTEST BABY EVERRR!

[macboy17]

Oooh that there make out scene was schteamy

[ditmoms1025]

How do you find a same-sex relationship in a town with a small LGBT population?

[TealSixString]

Speaking of covering all the bases..........Do that.

[narutosramenbuddy]

OOH OHH JOE. COVER THE BASES. but like litterarly. what are they?

[music223165]

And you should not be sitting outside your ex's window watching him sleep. Trust me, I have been there and have done that.... and it was kinda fun" lmao!

[februaryboy91]

If you're interested in a guy, and you THINK he's interested in you, but you don't know if he's gay too, what do you do? (rhymes)

[kamui5252]

Mercury and Jupiter?? I think not!! haha maybe Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars haha

[brittnnniiiinicole]

So excited for this!

(btw, you're still cute Joe!)

[jessicaice007]

What advice would you give Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation to get a date... because I am nothing like her...

[amurderofcrowz]

right on point Joe good job

[ToxicPopsicle]

Joe, I'm excited for more weekly Joe videos. But I'll have to watch them on Thursdays or it won't feel right.

[CloudX100]

Oh my god, Joe, you're keyboard's pink... 

[RCjellybeans]

how do u no wat age is the right age to date?? :P

[liztino1]

Okay, I have a question:

What should you do if you're in love with your best friend but he/she doesn't feel the same way back? More specifically, how do you get over someone that you see and hang out with all the time?

[yummytacoes]

this was gloriously awkward. loved it.

[sequenceofletters]

I think you might be my favorite person.

[phoenixfeathered]

Forty seconds in and I'm feeling uncomfortable.

[Anaprince]

Desperate for advise My brother met this guy, my mom thinks every adult that even talks to her kids must be a pedophile, so when my mom asks him if he's gay he said no just so she wouldnt think it was odd that he was hanging with my brother.He see's him as a son. Anyways mom liked him kinda sorta but we didnt know how seriously and we started dating, discretely bc of the whole my mom is crazy thing. Turns out she has it bad for him. Logic vs emotion. Break it off and we're both sad or keep it up

[FromHundredAcreWood]

Your arm seems to have miraculously healed. Suspicious.

[thesocialnerd]

WHERE'S THE BOONE'S?

[SecondF00t]

I fucking love you already.

[MrMultiBait]

what have i just witnessed.....

[boxerini]

The first word you said, I fell in love with you.

*sigh*

I need to be a gay boy.

[penguinrampage]

I am so excited about this channel. I love kristina and Hayley and I have no idea who you are but as far as I'm concerned you are definitely on par with their awesomeness. You've got my vote. Subscribed. ps. i think you did a good job.

[iamsolikeawesome]

Do you think it's appropriate for a 16-year-old girl to date a guy who is 18 or 19?

[Seaton6017]

Okay. Here's mai queezetion. How can I tell if my online boyfriend/girlfriend is really into me or if they are losing interest or if they are just busy, falala yes. Also, what do you think the best way to maintain an online relationship is? Basically, I don't know what I'm asking. Can you answer this non-question. Okay, I guess I'm asking how you would handle an online relationship (especially if you're something like me and never saw it coming that you would even have one). Meow.

[Seaton6017]

HOW DID YOUR MACBOOK GET PINK KEEEYS!??? ^_^_^_^_^

[abbycabbaby13]

How do you make a guy a better kisser without hurting his feelings?

[RandomCentral2130]

HAHAHHAHAH 0:32-0:37

[sabxzilla]

joe talking about sex? MA OVARIES, DEY IS EXPLODIN.

[katiewompus]

What should you do when you like someone you never even talk to?

[istealspoons]

I love David Sedaris. Though, that was probably my least favorite book that he's written.

[wakingdown]

Why am I only attracted to anarchists recently?

[ashgirl95]

K. So. My so called 'best friend' has been all over the guy that she knows I like lately. What do I do?

[lindorchocolate]

How do I stop being completely repulsive to the opposite sex?

[crankdathits]

How do you know if a guy likes you?

[apeckofowls]

Please make that video about what to do if no one wants to date you... it's rough.

[mrd1408]

I love you.

[ShineyRockstar]

Relationship question.... hmmm. Will you legally marry me?

[dancecobradance]

i wanna be this guy's best friend.

[kristinaalannah]

joe. you are amazing and i love you.

[NM42506]

I feel like no matter what happens in my college exams the fact that one of my tweets was mentioned in your video means I have lived a successful life!

[Elleidia]

hahaha you're awesome ^^.

[AnimagusPenguin]

He is adorable.

[mememolly]

Joe you ARE fantastic.

[UnicornCrackAddict]

Joe, you're fantastic. 

[SarahSnape]

Whoo, Sailor Moon! :D Also, this is a great video. Good job! Made me laugh and it was good advice. :)

[MichelleTells]

I love how you still made eye contact with the camera while you were holding the toys. Great video Joe! I look forward to many more! :)

[Kamelbutiken]

Wow. Original

[CarpeDei]

I dont like Tomb Raider, Sailor Moon, Pokemon or reading all that much.... BUT, I've been told I was a cute baby AND I have a puppy............... We on?

[aTmarsinterreD]

I ask myself "what happened?" every. day.

[heyjoaopso]

I'm loving this channel <3

[drewcarryer07]

I have SO MISSED seeing you every week since the 5awesomegays stopped making vids!!!

[anoegenetic]

You are too freaking cute! :3

[SASHIMIROLL]

I'm turning 20 next year and I've never been out on a date. Is it too late ?

[animeotaku]

@SASHIMIROLL NEVER! I didn't go on a proper date until my 19th birthday. You'll be find. Just make sure it's someone you like.

[SASHIMIROLL]

Hey its hipster Ash Ketchum !

[freyaflobster]

This made me lol today :) but it's decent advise too

[AshUnscripted]

Loved this. So excited for this channel!

[Bujbuj]

Your arm doesn't look very injured. Did you heal quickly or were you pretending so you could get lazy-making dictation software?

[CartoonsAndGameShows]

The 2nd tip you gave was right on!!! Thank you so much!!!

[kira902k]

My question: how do you find the right person to date...and how do you make them want to date you too? xD

Also, I'm SO freaking excited for this channel. You guys are brilliant.

...what's "My Damn Channel?" Legit curious. :P

[MyDamnChannel]

@kira902k My Damn Channel here! We're an entertainment studio known for producing web series like Wainy Days & You Suck at Photoshop. We also have a vlog network with channels such as: Answerly, SuperAmazingProject & DailyGrace. We love making content with your favorite people!

[zmbross]

Why do I fall in love with straight guys? Arggg.

[Josh011010]

Haha you're funny... and cute. :) Dailygrace, I love you! :D

[answerly]

@Josh011010 DailyGrace, I LOVE YOU.

[lindseyganey2]

i kind of love you. be my friend

[spookyastronauts]

so much love for joe.

[MrBennyDiction]

yay!

[NuggetLuver4Ever]

Oh my god I love you.

Seriously.

Couldn't stop laughing.

Oh my god.

[RalphIsSoCool]

Ilike you on Boone's better! LOL -- Kidding.

[angelicamarguerite]

God, I love your eyebrows.

Question for the next video, is it acceptable to flirt back and forth with someone who happens to be in a long distance relationship?

[icecreamcarolyn22]

u covered everything and alot of girls should see this video

[kevinlover234]

So this classmate of mine signed in the check in sheet and while I was reading the names I saw..."Joseph Birdsong" I...about...died <3

[hellomynameiskaty]

joe i love you

[ash29ley]

Joe, your part 2. about being fine on your own but thinking a complement would be nice is wonderful advice. I never really thought about that, but it is so true! Thanks!

[MaggieFrances95]

not being mean but youre the worst dressed gay guy ive ever seen...

love you though <3

[tattooedboy04]

You are so sweet.

[CatieBugx3]

LOL I love you Joe!

[WaffleCakes01]

you should talk about what to do if you like someone...cuz i have no clue :(

[Raian707]

You should talk about being friends with your ex.

[BeccatheBizarre]

If only everyone followed these rules.

[Cassthespazz]

@BeccatheBizarre Oh, hey Bok.

[JANCE]

Oh how i missed you joe <3

[silverrcircuit44]

i agree with the puppies option :D

[MadTimmy]

There's a Missingno in the background made out of paint sample strips!

He may actually like pokemon.

[htasports]

i feel like you made your bed for the sole purpose of filming this video. and i am okay with that.

[azizalfraih]

This is not Joe-introduction video if it doesn't have DK1 rap. Nope.

[hayleyghoover]

Way to make my video look super awkward, you funny douchebag.

[AnonymousAntonymous]

Dear Joe,

What does it mean if I get a boner when I wipe my ass?

Lots of love,

SweatingWiper.

[JustJereJ]

Remember when I was Joe's creepy psycho ex who watched him while he slept...?

Yeah...

[iloveyou58121]

"what happend" HAHAHAHAHA

[AnyCalmAvenue]

So now that we have established we are ready to date, shit... I don't know what comes next!

Great video!

[someday63]

First video on a new collab channel and already people are asking you to confirm that you're gay.

How can you be friends with an ex you're not interested in, but who is not over you? Should it even be attempted?

[happywilkie]

Oh God, I didn't think you were going to use that. LMFAO.

*DEAD*

[bartonic777]

wait you're gay?

[huizar4289]

You're funny. :)