Damn You, Batman

[misskittykat02]

fear me! lmao

[eamond619]

FEAR ME

[eggz09]

wait what did the bat vision do?

[BurnSpangler]

@eggz09 plays the requiem for a dream theme music :D

[BurnSpangler]

you like it? they're haunted!

[AsiaAmbrosio]

"OOOAGHHH! How do you do that?! Is it a vent? Is there a big gaping vent up there?!"

I died XD

[ADHDadditiv]

3:20 ow

[InversionGameStudios]

Shark-spray... lol, I loved that.

[ghlancaster]

Batman is the 1%

[babushkabro]

Is that Swaim?

[TheDarkorin]

What happens when he bites someone with his haunted fangs?

[authorizedkilla]

240p.....we meet again....

[generalcircle]

Fear Me!

NOT THAT!!!

[ClicedFTW]

37 crapped their pants when he activated Bat-vision.

[PDXMarat]

I'm going to murder every last one of you. Classic!

[aintnosaint666]

Even after three years this is still one of my favorite videos.

[toxbreathexin]

@aintnosaint666 I know, right? It's still funny every time!

[joseph941000able]

This video need way more views.

[gabrielk44]

Pure. Comical. Genius.

[darkjackl999]

are those fangs?

do you like them? they're haunted

[WildCardFive]

There is when its served up by a man wearing rubber nipples!

[paranoidwerezompire]

seaton comes so close to messing up when he says bat-shaped stealth jet but fair play to him he kept it in check

[KeithTheL00N]

"I'M GOING TO MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

[clownwithoutmakeup]

tLike them? they are haunted!

[BrumleyGames]

lol, that's sarge as Commissioner Gordan!

[scapelife]

@BrumleyGames I think Swaim is Batman

[tjsenter666]

LIKE THIS??? *flails arm around with knife*

[3litescorpios]

@wdm276 no thats Swaim alright.

[wdm276]

Is that Michael Swain as Batman?? Correct me if I'm wrong....

[3litescorpios]

I'm going to murder every last one of you!

[airborne2201]

LMAO, poop, actual poop!

[MsMumintrollet]

Nothing, oh wait. It does this.

*cue music*

[dkijc]

35 people peed in their pants. lol

[chimmychainsaw]

Anyone else catch: ''the smell is getting unbearable and we're out of febreeze'' XD

[Radculas]

are those fangs? ? ! lol

[LordXehenniar]

"There's nothing unusual about Justice!"

Best line ever

[Sylar03]

@LordXehenniar There is when it's served up by a man wearing rubber nipples!

[bellebelle5]

im gonna murder everyone of you!!!...............OW! hahahahahahahahaha love it

[Blomsternisse]

great writing!

[devilsdramer19]

fear me lol

[Kogerii]

Worth loads of laughs.

Reminds me of that Red Baron quote about his plane's red paint,

"I don't want them to be surprised; I want them to be afraid."

[enjoyshane]

35 people hate rubber nipples.

[StevieTVee92]

"Are those fangs?!"

"You like them? They're haunted."

Funny as hell, but what does that mean?

[qwerty134689]

What is song on bat vison

[foodlovingpig]

@qwerty134689 Requiem for a Dream.

[mandm23sisters23]

i love FEAR ME and IM GOING TO MURDER EVERY ONE OF YOU and that ow at the end LOL

[FutureGohanSSJ2]

Was TottalySketch playing Batman?

[sevsquad]

@FutureGohanSSJ2 Micheal Swaim played Batman.

[FutureGohanSSJ2]

@sevsquad Ah, thanks.

[Shadoukun1]

"FEAR ME!!!" and "Ow..." is the best <3 and of course the end " damn you... BATMAN"

XD i love this one so much <3

[xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx]

"I'm gonna murder every last one of you! Ow" Amazing video

[ColinCreations]

What is the name of the song where he uses the bat vision

[animehobo]

"I'm going to murder every last one of you!' gets me every time :D

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

Lux Aeterna is the song name

[chocomog35]

I've said it before, & I'll say it again. This is the funniest video on the net.

[jnsn123]

whats the name of the song coming up when hes eyes are red?? :OOO

[ProjectBurncan]

@jnsn123 I don't know what it's called offhand, but it's from Requiem For A Dream.

[Benneffect]

I like how Gordon gets a mop bucket for his newly urine soaked pants.

[Benneffect]

I like how Gordon gets a mop bucket for his newly urine soaked pants.

[mizekiriha]

"are those fang!?"

"you like them, They're haunted"

I love this sketch

[SuckmaJunkable]

Lol these vids are great... Idk why they are not more popular.

[negutzcht]

ahahaha "rubber nipples."

[InkyBloc]

Is that Sarge from AoC?

[drummeruptheirons]

@InkyBloc yup

[goldendrago]

i want bat-vision.

[balrog13571]

The Batfangs were absolutely hilarious!

[halo97030]

12 of them were hauled with poop in their pants!acutal poop!

[Apocalypse487]

hahaha he said ouch

[Deavi783]

Is Batman played by Steven Seagal? LOL

[AZZAflipnote]

im going to murder every last one of you... ow

[JackMetJill]

I don't know if anyone noticed, but when Gordon throws the cuffs, Swaim says ow offscreen. Haha, god bless that man :)

[CorwinOfAvelon]

Nothing. Oh, wait. It does this.

[hitthemafia]

LOL Im going to murder every last one of you. wow best Batman Parody ive seen

[rcon1012]

i never loled so hard when he said fear me at the end of the vid

[tmoney6936]

lol



[2Points4HonestyBAND]

swaim is a fuckin genius 

[BigMarcu]

this video is awesome does anybody know the name of the song that is playing doing the bat vision part.

[cindylou842]

@BigMarcu

i do believe its requiem for a dream

[ranemaker]

@BigMarcu its from the Requiem for a Dream Movie. 

[Shindai]

lmao absolutely brilliant

[Farger29]

This is SNL quality right here!

[drpeppa2357]

THIS VIDEO IS SO UNDERRATED! Funniest shit ive seen all week.

[judofry]

ohh...I WANT a bat shaped stealth jet that flies out of a holographic mountain :(

[Bluecho4]

"Three knives tops. And not bat-shaped knives either, regular knives!" "You mean like this!"

[MrStuntFox]

hahaha..i like the ( fear me part )

[shanero23]

there's nothing unuuusual about justice. THERE IS WHEN IT'S BEING SERVED UP BY A MAN WEARING RUBBER NIPPLES!!!!!!! wow, that always was kinda creepy

[Godzilla370]

only 12 i must be losing my touch

[KayosHybrid]

I'm going to murder every single one of you!

[master35680]

is that michael swaim?

[sevsquad]

@master35680 yes

[Gusts95]

-And could you yell something when you're swinging around as a warning?

-Feeearrr meeeeee!

-Not like that!

Haha, pure genius

[JokersBabe456]

"Feaaaar meee..."

[AznHoboOVER9000]

BRUCE??? I AM BATMAN!!!

[randomguyfromtexas]

lmfao feeeer meee!!!!!!

[saav655]

if you listen closer when he throws the handcuff batman says owe hehe

[tredlow]

I'm going to murder every last one of you!!

Kinda wished Batman say that every time he appears.

[Nightblade36]

ACTUAL POOP.

[Skyebright1]

@Nightblade36 taken in for loitering!

[lirahlaine]

brilliant,genius,i loved it,best ever,lmao ;-)

[S0ulR3aper101]

IM GONNA MURDER YOU ALL!!

[migi239]

Loved the "ow" after Gordan throws whatever he threw : )

[DroveThemInsane]

@migi239 I think it was handcuffs he threw. Poor Swaimy..

[DoctorOrangejuse]

@migi239 He threw his handcuffs at him.

[mancamiatipoola]

@migi239

Those are handcuffs.

And yeah, the "OW" was very funny :).

[cliced1]

Omg I laugh so hard every time I see this!

[ekf501]

I've watched this twice and I freakin LOVE this!! well done parody with amazing jokes!! I posted a comment before but it didn't go through for some reason so either way I love this, I'm gonna show it to my parents :D XD

[Holammer]

Only thing missing was the throat cancer voice. Otherwise excellent parody.

[kbgreen1234]

"FEEAARR MEEE!" Awesome.

[darkjackl999]

@kbgreen1234 NOT THAT!

[KratosRulez57]

you're right it is a vent

im going to murder you all lol

[Tride]

"You like them? They're haunted."

What does that joke mean? Is it a Batman reference or do I just have a defective sense of humor?

[AdudenamedKemp]

Is that Michael Swaim's voice I hear under that Batman groan?

[Sylar03]

And less knives. Like two knives, tops. And not bat-shaped knives.

[JimmyTheKoreanGuy]

from 3:20 - 3:23 when he throws the handcuffs, if you listen closely you can hear batman say "ow..."

[Lumaru]

My favourite bit's the haunted fangs. Apparently, it's not terrifying enough for Batman to have razor sharp vampire teeth now; they have to be haunted too.

[formertofu]

@Lumaru Oh wow I never would have gotten that joke if you didn't explain it.

[MrPrecooledshark]

I'm going to murder every last one of you! LOLZ

[RedMrWatch]

Haha, shark spray. Did anyone else get that?

[Darreck3]

@RedMrWatch I did. Adam West FTW

[GuruZap]

Lux Aeterna! Awesome

[sabre215]

Justice! *dummmmm*

[Lumps27]

NIPPLES, POOP, nough said

[mastermario6]

only 12 i must be losing my touch... THE THIRTEENTH WAS DEAD!!! OF POOP!!!!

[iloukinwe]

dead of fear

i think u need to get ur ears checked

[matrixiam]

ok at the end "I am going to murder every last one of you" is hilarious. I love watching their skits they are always funny.

[celticpred]

Rubber nipples lol

[sivertellingsen]

I like how nerdy Comissioner Gordon's voice is.

[crazytacoburger]

lmao! when he jumps out the window and is like "I'm going to murder every last one of you!" and Gordon throws the handcuffs at him you can hear him faintly say "ow" lol!

[taylorstream]

FEEEEEAR MEEEEEE

[chocomog35]

Michael Swaim, in all possibility, is actually the Batman.....haunted fangs and all.....

[1haircomb]

better then the dark night

[georgiegan]

"Full body tattoos with dragons and big guns." lol

[NoukonGlobal]

I'm going to murder every last one of you!

lol.

[smakka83]

Swaim is king

[amensandomens]

lmao!

[FreeeeS]

looks like Shredder from the teenage mutant turtles

[philmarlowe101]

ya Swaim was the king of internet comedy.

[desiredoceania]

Was he just going to like, shit in a bucket at the end?

[WalrusTuskk]

@desiredoceania He was gonna wash up.

[EroNeko69]

@desiredoceania  pretty much, yeah xD

[BrothersWeird]

feeeeear meeeee!

[GrantUchida]

LOL rubber nipples

[tjc232323]

A giant gun tattoo, awesome.

[megasupermatt]

Better then collegehumour by far

[Marsproject11]

Oh god that was so damn funny!

I'm going to murder every last one of you!

*gordon throws cuffs*

ow....

xD

[siliconsunset]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[xixafilo]

-There's nothing unusual about Justice!

-There is when it's served out by a man wearing rubber NIPPLES!

lol, really funny stuff

[theULTIMATETetris]

I never get tired of watching this

[DulBeat]

"I'm going to murder every last one of you!" I love Swaim.

[ScourgeVenom]

This is one of the best things on YouTube

[joker6951]

"Are those fans?"

"you like them, they're haunted"

"Bruce? I am Batman!"

"FEAR MEEE!""

[psilord5]

fangs, not fans

[joker6951]

@psilord5

oh yeah

its called atypo dude

[chriss22gg]

i think my favourite bit in this is when Batswain says "ow" after being hit by the handcuffs. That and the knife bit. Awesome stuff.

Took me a few watches to realise that both the cop and Batman say "sorry.. reflex" in unison. Anyone else notice that?

[TheNormieBug]

Im gonna....go to the...changing room.....

xD

[chocomog35]

Easily the funniest thing on the internet.

[TRIQUETRA24]

like em? they're haunted

feeeaaar meeee

[RiiidgeRaacer]

@TRIQUETRA24 And whats that on your ARM?!

[Quake52]

@TRIQUETRA24 im going to murder everyone!

[cat2cube]

ROFL

[bizzare3]

"Actual poop...the thirteenth was dead!" LOLWUT

[shawngulledge]

LOL.....RUBBER NIPPLES!!!! Damn thats funny

[Jake1993x]

This was seriously amazing.

Best batman parody, by far.

[Shadoukun1]

MORE BATMAN XD

[TheKnifepocket]

im going to muuurrddeeerrr yoouuuuu

[BornHalo]

Haha what is the bat vision song called?

[TheKnifepocket]

requiem for a dream.

[BornHalo]

thanks

[shawngulledge]

damn this shit funny as fuck!!!!!!

[wolfboy420]

you were right, it's a vent.

[enjoyyourcookies]

Like three knives, tops.

[drakian]

poop in their pants! actual poop!

[princejohnneyfan]

LMAOOOOOO "feeeeear meeeeee!" "NOT THAT!"

[GAMguy11]

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