Beer Challenge

[Redisthecolor5]

never had those looks tasty how muhc % are they

[fiveawesomedrunks]

@Redisthecolor5 they tatse ok I guess. not really my beer of choice. they 5% beers

[hockeyx593]

put a straw (bendy) in the bottle it will come right out of the bottle you would be able to do a bottle per 2 seconds

[oneblazedbetch]

dude i would crush that time. just sayin. very theatric grease performance tho XD

[pauljr9413266684]

lmao

[bwalkervideos]

awesome stuff sir.

so is it 5 beers in 3 minutes, that what i gotta do?

not sure if you familar with me much. but i used to be known for my's drinkin. i dont do that so much anymore. but i think i can kill a six pack for ya. ill get back to ya Matrix...

b.walker*

[matrix2k3]

hey man sorry I havent gotten back to you I'm out of town and check msg's from time to time

yeah man I've seen your vids (tried to find them but i think you took them down) you did one sometime ago to depointless where you and a friend are drinking jager bombs (I think) good shit bro

so yeah this challenge it to see how many beers you can drink in a 3 minute time span.

make it happen.....Cheers brotha

[bcuzpensays]

Your Grease spot was hot! Sizzle!

Penny

[CinderFNRella]

riiiiight Rick, exactly... I dont mind short spurts as much as LARGE amounts. BUT you never know until you try... someone... I mean, SOMETHING new how much you'll get lmfao

[LupineL00pine]

I'm on to you Matrix.. I'm on to you. I know this challenge was to show off your increased bladder capacity. But it's ok man, I'll get the beef and the chicken too. I'm gonna be so on to you that when you try and take a dump in the morning, you'd end up sitting on my face instead of the toilet seat. I'd tap you on the thigh and go "Yo Matrix. Mind getting up for a sec so I can free my face" , to which you'd go "No man. If you wanna be on my ass you gotta be willing to have my ass on you" ....

[LupineL00pine]

... At this point I'd cry a silent tear while you unleash a loud throated poop that will wipe away said tears. The sight will be as beautiful to behold as it shall be repugnant to besmell. And as my face shall lay there in that forced horizontal position, smeared from temple to chin, I will figure out how to extract information from you more than sex from a 1$ hooker... because that's who I am; I'm committed to my job,even when it involves getting covered in shit I ain't looking forward to.

[matrix2k3]

the Great Gnr1234(eddie) once said "one must train the body to drink excessively" and I try to do that. I figure if someone looks at us and wonders why we call ourselves "AwesomeDrunks" if the see any of my vids they might know why. trust me I'm not alone these drunks have shown their skills too

also I did say it was more of a personal challenge then one against the drunks or anyone else that wanted to participate.

I really thought Clock would drink the most being I chose his favorite beer

[matrix2k3]

regardless I think Obsquach had the best video this week and one of the best guest spot vids ever. Cinders sexy legs was a close second

Cheers brotha have a great weekend!!!

[LupineL00pine]

Yea dude, I was just kidding. I did suspect something at first, but after the vids I had no doubts. Cinder did want some elaboration on an excited donkey pissing on me, so I thought I'd one up that here.

[matrix2k3]

LupineL00pine you are the fucking best! your comments make most people use both sides of the brain. we thank you for the simulation.

now with that being said trust me when I say it was not a show off video. thats why I did the self pwange with the grease song

the way I see it if we call ourselves Awesome Drunks when need to stand apart from the average drunk. If we do something it should be at our best. when I approach a challenge I do so with confidence but with respect to those involved.

[matrix2k3]

*stimulation* I fucking hate typos

FUCK!

[LupineL00pine]

Glad you cleared that up man. I first thought you were talking about how I'm always simulated on for our mutual stimulation.. but most of the time it's only me who's stimulated. This is what happens when the drunks can't shell out cash to buy an accessorised rocking horse and instead uses the ridiculous, ritalin filled, free body of a wolf man.. who would give anything.. ANY THING , to be ridden with that disgusted look on your faces on a regular basis. You shouldn't wipe yourself after though.

[CinderFNRella]

Damn, Lupine is talkin about poop. Im nervous now lol

[LupineL00pine]

The elaboration madame ;)

*bows .. and then wobbles*

[matrix2k3]

really Rick sounds like you know what you're talking about.... know wonder you're my HERO

[CinderFNRella]

know wonder? NO WONDER? HMMM is this one of those typos we spoke of? lol

[itsjustinleon]

benny hill music make everything better!

[matrix2k3]

agreed it does make it better

[locologan187]

pwange.

[matrix2k3]

um yeah self  pwange

[CinderFNRella]

I agree Rick, about the water... I already said this before, BUT *feel free to make any jokes needed, im walking into this one* My stomach cant handle that much of any fluid at once. JUST SAYIN. lol

[SatchmoBevins]

Are you sure?

Maybe you just need to find the "right" fluid?

Something imported, and a little more "aged" perhaps?

I'll go now......8D

[CinderFNRella]

Maybe so Satch, i typically go for aged, and have gone for IMPORTED many times =D *wink wink nudge nudge*

[SatchmoBevins]

WOOT!!!1!!!

[matrix2k3]

yeah Cinder Satch is right aged is better

[CinderFNRella]

yeah, I prefer most things aged... HENCE our close friendship <3 lmao

[rockdrummer1226]

Matrix=Win

[matrix2k3]

you too bro

when we getting that vid from you?

[rockdrummer1226]

Didnt know you actually wanted one. Alright ill make one when i get back from vacation

[matrix2k3]

well I know you cant drink but I thought I read a comment from you saying you would do a video about whats in your frig or something

anyway when ever you have the time

have a great weekend bro

[SatchmoBevins]

Dear Mr. Matrix,

We have determined that your consuming of the aforementioned beverages in the allotted time, and the performance of the required musical number, with the desired amount of conviction, has caused us to rate this video:

EW - EPIC WIN

Thank You.

[matrix2k3]

you have always supported me from day one. all I can say is Thanks

in my eyes SatchmoBevins is WIN!!!

[SatchmoBevins]

Dude, you're the best. No doubt about it.

[matrix2k3]

*gives you fist pump hand shake*

[CinderFNRella]

Matrix FTMFW!

[matrix2k3]

Cinder FTW

Justin FTW

Clock FTW

5AD FTW

Guest Hosts FTMFW!

[CinderFNRella]

you should do the rocky horror challenge... if you do it, ill do columbia, I WILL DO SKANK OUT and do columbia lol, i even have the short red hair... DOOO IT!

[matrix2k3]

lets see what happens. I need to see the movie and practice....its been years since I've seen it

[CinderFNRella]

Fair enough... they wanted me to play columbia in rocky horror when I was a teen, since I went every saturday for 4 yrs and know all the lines from the entire movie. My hair wasnt even short then, nor red. So dont ask me, but ill do it now, google her you'll see.

[CinderFNRella]

You can sing... I know you said you had SANG before, but seriously... WELL FUCKING DONE!

[matrix2k3]

is everyone drinking today? it was ok at best but thnx 4 the gas up it feels good

[CinderFNRella]

I do lots of things that can make you feel good... THAT was nothing... yeah I said it. =X

[CinderFNRella]

DAMN well done.. FUCK the beers, we new you would blow that shit out of the water, but the singing... HOT DAMN! I think I came...

[matrix2k3]

lmfao wow thank you this has to be the best comment you left me

[DUH14U]

nice one!!!

[matrix2k3]

thank you... I have my moments

[MARYJ4E]

your singing was good too let me find out!

[matrix2k3]

wow I guess you had a few drinks if you thought my sining was good...it was ok at best

thnx anyway

[matrix2k3]

Thnx I try

If you didnt know I can drink just a little

haha

wow I guess you had a few drinks if you thought my sining was good...it was ok at best but Thanks

[MARYJ4E]

wow you drink fast I drink slow. if I drank it that fast I'd get sick for sure. I love the Grease part you look so cute ;-)

well done Matrixxx

[matrix2k3]

Thnx I try

If you didnt know I can drink just a little

haha

[KiddKarnage]

WHAT UP FROM KIDD ON VACATION!!!!!!!! yup on vaykay!!! woot, be back tommorow guys, and gotta work on fucking 4th of July......GAWD DAMN IT!!!!

MATRIX YOU SUCK..... LMAO

[matrix2k3]

too bad you have to work the 4th but I hope your enjoying your time off

I know I suck...I wish I was more like you but theres only 1 KiddK

[popebenadict16]

wicked bruv.

[matrix2k3]

Pope my man hows it hanging?

hope all is well

Thanks 4 watching

[NiDeCo]

Up untill now, I liked all the grease 'immitations' :)

And yeah, downing a lot of beer in 3 minutes... not as easy as it seems... it seems

[matrix2k3]

it isn't easy. its a low carbonated malt beer so that wasn't so bad. its more of so much liquid in a short time span that was hard. also towards the end I felt like I wanted to yak it up, it started to taste nasty

[JohnnyStorm2007]

Watching this made ME burp! Lol.

[matrix2k3]

you dont even know the half....my gut wanted to pop

[topofd1]

5/5 great man ..ur good..

[matrix2k3]

Thank you, Thank you very much

[obsquatch]

Awesome. Drunk. High Five.

[matrix2k3]

High Five brotha

I still think your video was better

*still laughing*

[Bikermom69]

Awesome job on downing those beers. I got a gutt ache just watching you. Damn you can sing! Mmmmmm.....that black shirt...nicely done!

[matrix2k3]

Thank you sue but I like to make myself look like a fool every once in awhile. it keeps me honest.

I got a gut ache drinking it.... shit that was a lot of liquid in a short time. cant really call it beer more of a malt drink

Black shirt....hmmm I think I'll.... never mind lol

thnx 4 watching

[Ellvanda]

wow u skulled those beers like a champion!!! yeah we say skulled not chugged lol. well done sir!! glad we got to see the rest of ur grease song! well done mate! i reckon u and cinder would do a good duo!!

[matrix2k3]

damn I like that word I think I'll start using it sounds BadAss...(sorry KP)

Thanks 4 the kind words I really had another song I was going to do but went with this. I think I'm done with Grease for awhile on this channel. time for some badass skulling (can you say it like that)

be well Elvanda

[ImSickInTheHead]

you did a good job with the Grease part but I think Cinder looked better sorry bro

sexy legs FTW

[matrix2k3]

yeah I would think she does look better. Cinder is win and her legs looked great matter a fact let me go see that vid again

*looks for lotion*

[ImSickInTheHead]

hahahaha I bet your not the only one

[CinderFNRella]

lmfao... LOTION FTW! watch as much as you need to PAPI. Kthnxbye

[CinderFNRella]

thanks sick... I try =D

[ImSickInTheHead]

I love all the videos this week

5AD FTW

[matrix2k3]

Thanks I agree some well done videos this week for sure

[ImSickInTheHead]

fuck you drank those 2 first beers in like 40 seconds holy shit

I cant find Twisted Tea in to many places by me

dude the Grease part lmao

5/5

[matrix2k3]

yeah I did the first 3 pretty fast after that I slowed down big time

Twisted Tea is hard to find

I know, I know... I promise no more Grease on this channel

Thanks 4 watching

[kingpolaris]

comment time

[kingpolaris]

ew. i just looked at comment time and i saw "comemnt has been removed by user"ish font i was like wtf. then i realized i was tripping

[matrix2k3]

what was you drinking I want some

lol

[kingpolaris]

lmao that made me laugh so hard

[kingpolaris]

i was going to send u a message but i thought why bother. its easier this way and i dont really have nething to hide form neone. oh dont bother caling me out. coz im gonna do the challenge real soon later today im going to the liquor depot..

[matrix2k3]

dude I wouldn't call you out just for speaking your mind. you have to remember on this channel we do a lot of smack talk and calling each other out.

if you did that or said you could do a challenge then I might say "bring it"

for me as long as someone is not being attack personally by being discourteous or nasty. anyone can say what they want we encourage it

now get to that depot and lets make some videos

peace KP

[kingpolaris]

oh wud u recommend eating nething before i drink.. i wanana make sure i dont vomit or nehting

[matrix2k3]

sorry I'm late with this. its best to have something to eat before you drink. it'll keep you from getting fucked up fast. as long as you dont over do it with the drinks you'll be ok

[kingpolaris]

yea thats wat i did. im gonna post as a response to here in a few mins

[kingpolaris]

matrix, before u get upset with me. i have nothing but utmost respect for u as well as all the other 5Ad. but damn man come on . ur trying to make uself seem liek such a badass in this video. not that u dont in other videos too. but hey thats u right. i don't have a prob with that i dont know if im jsut noticing it now coz its only now school is done that im paying attention to videos more. i think its jut that ur really confident. . Peace and love. - james

[matrix2k3]

James you're entitle to your opinion. I have no need to get upset with you, its all good no worries we're cool KP

badass?! really? trust me I wasn't trying to be badass. that's kind of hard to do when singing Sandy from Grease...um yeah, I dont think badass is the word

confident... yeah I am a confident person. if I'm going to do a challenge I approach it with confidence. when I talk about something I speak with authority. that doesnt mean I'm trying to be cocky or disrespectful

[kingpolaris]

yea i had a feeling that was it. guess whose on their way to the liquor shop now.? MEEEE!

[CinderFNRella]

LOL KP, nice cant wait to see yur vid

[matrix2k3]

I saw you made that vid....cant wait

[kingpolaris]

ooh its like hopscotch... but with messed up spelling!

[kingpolaris]

lol oh matrix. hopefully i will have my drink vid up within the week

[matrix2k3]

that be cool to see

[matrix2k3]

Thanks Man

[jccw227]

That's like the 10th time I've heard the Benny Hill theme today.

[matrix2k3]

really? thats funny

I havent heard it in awhile

[gothlover4u]

You did a excellent job. You said t his was disgusting to drink after a while lol 

5 star rating

Adam from NY

[kingpolaris]

hey adam

[matrix2k3]

Thanks Adam

Twisted Tea is not great tasting but its not that bad either but after chugging so much and so fast it starts to taste nasty

glad you liked it Thanks for watching

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha... just when i was gonna give you 2 man points for drinking 4-1/2 teas.... i had to take em away with that grfease vid... lol

rock on-space

[matrix2k3]

yeah, yeah! just drink your B.S. Twisted Tea I know you half ass the grease part lol

its all good

[CinderFNRella]

the grease part was WIN!

[Justinmazing]

And 5 in 3mins.....FULL OF WIN my friend. God damn New York is going 2 b fun!

[matrix2k3]

you better believe it will be

[Justinmazing]

Hmmm...Twisted Tea...I was going to say I wouldn't count that as a beer but it is a malt liquor so the hangover will be wicked so I'll let it slide.

[matrix2k3]

I agree Twisted Tea is weak its 5% but its not like Sierra, Sam Adams and if you want to go ghetto Olde English 800 Ice kicks T.T. ass

[Justinmazing]

YOUR NOT GAY!? DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matrix2k3]

sorry to disappoint

[MadBadVoodo]

Nice! However John Travolta you are not... LOL!!

Five Stars!!

[matrix2k3]

lmao Agreed I cant sing for shit

[dizzylizzybeth]

Great job!! And you can sing! Matrix FTW!!

Truth or dare huh?

I remember those days LOL

[matrix2k3]

lizzy how are you?

Thnx 4 the kind words

but I cant sing just having fun

hey if you have any truth or dare suggestions bring them it will be all next week long for all the drunks

[j3ss3l33]

man i like this challange idea,

Good Job on getting about 5, have not seen the twisted tea around my area, but it's a great personal challange. I'm not so much for the Grease part tho, however it did bring lulz, I might even try to post a response after july 31st anyways ,, soo close..Peace

[matrix2k3]

Thank you for the kind words

we would love a video response so if you can make it happen

the Grease part is just to make fun of ourselves. we look cool chugging it down so the singing is the equalizer ...lol

[Jessiqua42]

Grease isn't corny when done with such sincerity. You owned it without wax!

Twisted tea was a great choice for this competition. It may taste like ass, but it has less carbonation than beer...

[matrix2k3]

Thanks you made my day. I still think I sucked bad lol

Twisted Tea is not great...I really did it because its Clockworkmeltdowns favorite he loves that shit

it does go down smoother then REAL beer

Thnx 4 watching

[clockworkmeltdown]

its good shit. i told cinder id drink 6 beers for every 1 in a vid she did.. i drank 7 in 8 minutes....

rock on-space