Dane Cook- Burger King

[gamerman5001]

0:54 XD

[uhtuby02]

"alright ma'am apparently you want the pickels"

"chicken tenders" lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[irefundz]

sauce all over my body

[totalqt13]

"And the shakes ... and the larges ... and the pickles ... and the pickles ... and the pickles."

"Apparently you want some pickles?" :/

LMFFFAO

[KyleFan123]

AND THE PICKELS

lol

[jessicahogge]

and the pickels!



[sabbine1oo]

Imao!

[jbsing100]

That was fucking funny

[Darkboo1]

10 people didnt get pickles

[lovepoison102]

Lmfaoo!!!And the pickles,and the pickles and the picklesss.Hahahahaha!!

[x3Brianax3]

who ever does not like this video is crazy like CRAZY=O DAN COOK FOREVER



[DanceLoveCandy]

And the pickles. And the pickles. And the pickles.

[amberbeeb]

So funny

[snowlasstaylor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!­ LMFAO! pickles

[harrypotterfan126]

Haha AND THE PICKLESSSSSS

[alderaforall]

this guy isn't funny. I have given him a try several times and still don't think he's funny. Guess you need to be a frat boy to get the humor.

[soraroxasventus13]

*Meta knight* - Hi there welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?

*KIrby* - WHOOPER!!!

*Throw a bomb... Explosion*

[xBUBBA1995x]

BK is good.

I love the fries.

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

@xBUBBA1995x The fish sandwiches there are pretty good too.

[07foxmulder]

ahhhh the good old days when dane cook was hilarious. i miss him.

[LoveyCloudStrife]

watch it in the naruto version ! thats funnier

[Julespristine]

Man this guy suxx!!

[Mewberibunny]

@Julespristine Man Julespristine suxx!!

[Smileypenguin123]

Chicken tenders...with sweet sauce all over my body!

[Markalanrix]

Ok...... Somewhere in there i heard the women say "shaky pickles!!"

[TheBlueBboy]

@ccchrv so as your mom

[ccchrv]

stupid humor. bad comedian

[Telonelemon3]

@ccchrv Quit trying to copy all the other haters, find your own thing.

[ViNtAgEgIrL9000]

lol my grandma orders food like this:

Grandma-I want a dr pepper DIET with VERY VERY VERY LITTLE ICE!!! Oh, and a double cheesburger...with VERY VERY VERY LITTLE SAUCE!

me-Oh...my....gahhhh.....*face­palm*

LOL

[Mewberibunny]

@ViNtAgEgIrL9000 XD

[nicKAYY3]

chicken tenders..sweet sauce all over my body...

LOVEEEEEE DANE COOK! his voice at that part is just hilarios!!

[Imananimegod]

Sweet Sauce all over my body...

....Ok ma'am drive around *SOMEONE GET SOME SAUCE!!!...SHE WANTS IT HER WAAAY!*

LOL

[iaguayo22]

wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooopppp­ppppppeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[caneytaneywaney5]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO "And the pickles"

[loveistheessence]

amen! hahaahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa

[tbenais]

WOOPER

NO ONION

LARGE FRY lol

[RetiredYet]

my 1st job was Drive through at Hardee's and yeah it was, something like that lol

[falloutgirl902]

Hahahaha "and the pickeles,and the pickles,and the pickes!!"

[Yankkee973]

WHOOPER LOLOLOLOLOL

[crissangellover0469]

hahahah this is sooo fubnyy

[GintokisGirl95]

This is Dane Cook at his finest...this was funny as hell!!! XD

[jeffhardygunz]

haha ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive through?

dane is the only comedian thats actually really funny stand up

[FFFinalFurryFF]

lol dis is funny cause it's true!!!!!

[GreenDayGirl9966]

LOL AT 0:56

[xoJennaloverxo]

LMFAO! I tell this to my friends ALL the time! i did it at a party recently!xD I memorize them ALL!

[hottfrii1234]

he is funny as hell.....i like this one......haha

[awwhellnogadammit]

what kind of an idiot laughs at this.

[Heyalth]

Nice one Balta16boss, that's an old joke though... My mom used to yell it at my brother when he complained about dinner, "this isn't burger king, you won't have it your way" and such...

[Balta16boss]

i got fired at mcdonalds because some lady wanted a bigmac wit no mac sauce and i was in a bad mood so i yelled

THIS IS NOT FUCKEN BURGER KING. YOU CANT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!! YOU ARE GONNA TAKE A BIG MAC WITH MAC SAUCE AND YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT!

they told me to go home and find another job.

[Starfox176]

YEAH!!!! BOYYY GJ!!!

[popcorndirector]

dude, thats awesome. i wouldn't have the balls to say that

[candycutie1]

lmfao lmfao i would have done the same shit too. lol wow u made my day with that comment

[Balta16boss]

im glad i did lol

[zhope7]

hahahahha

[EvulAtreyuGrl]

@Balta16boss That was my mom you jack ass :/..........................na­h just kidding lmfao. That's funny as hell though.

[hilerc]

@Balta16boss there's no way that actually happened

[Balta16boss]

@hilerc im serious. im not allowed to work at any mcdonalds anymore

[0neManVVolfpack]

@Balta16boss okay so assuming it's true you got problems controlling your anger. it's just a burger you know

[Balta16boss]

@0neManVVolfpack well it is true and i do have anger problems just like everyone else and yea its just a burger but when u get dumbass people ordering from you all day everyday for 8 hours u get frustrated. I was just in a really bad mood and took it out on some lady.

[shabamdead]

@Balta16boss lmao

[cripbuddz]

@Balta16boss YEA!!!!!!! i respect that!!!!

[RawrAMPLol]

0:14 NAHAHAHA lolz "I'll come up there man." lolz i loved how he laughed XD

[xojonaslovexo21]

im sorry but this just isnt funny at all its immature

[DaFeasher]

your immature this stuff is amazing

[jeffhardy12343]

A WHOPPA.

xcuse me Chewbaca? Umm Were Dealing With Food Not Missles now DRIVE AROUND XD

[amayaxforever]

are you trying to molest me via drive-thru...? O_o

[estupid94]

excuse me chewbacca !! haha awesome

[TheRoboticFerret]

WHOPPER!!!

[stillpendingfan101]

chicken tenters sweetsaws all over my body lmao

[mhalo5]

And the pickles! LMFAO!!!!

[EDminguez177]

I FREAKING love the way his voice is when he says, "and the pickles...and the pickles!!!" LMAO

[ThePidgeottosNest]

didnt he have an entire comedy special burger king or fast food?

[XxWiccaChickxX]

O_o apparently you want some pickles...

LLLLooooollllllll!!!!!!!!!

XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD

[NightHawk942]

Chicken tenders...*whispers*...Sweet sauce all over my body... XDD

[Ellen213113]

its supposed to be all over my pussy

but i cant find a video with that on it!

[peter36griffen]

since youtube thinks thats a bad word, its banned

[HyugaIori]

@peter36griffen you tube thinks pussy is bad, thats a shame, i love pussy

[jeffakayeffy]

@peter36griffen seriously? dane uses the word pussy like 500 times in his stand up a night lol

[historyfanatic987]

and the pickles and the pickles..........sweet sauce all over my body lol

[AshleyZZZT]

I love Dane cook he is fukn funny

[Starrypla]

lol, this was my first job too XD

[austin6229]

LOL

[DumbBoy1234]

WHOPPER!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION !!!!!!

[pip8pop]

haha funny shit