Robot Legs to Help Factory Workers

[Dmjaxx]

looks like a portable toliet

[DrBrandMe]

wow thats a relly great idea, but youll have to ake some kinda hole for the balls, lol

[wolf33441]

My dad busted his knees playing football when he was in highschool. This would actually be really great for him. I hope they decide to make them for the general public too.

[astrialkil]

Is it me or does he look like he wearing a giant maxi pad with strings hanging down?

[MegaBytes124]

its kina wierd that it grabs your crotch

[CelticKraut]

Capitalism for the fucking win bitch!

[TechnoGlitter2048]

It looks like it would give you a mad rash in your... taint-y area.

[astrialkil]

@TechnoGlitter2048 or bike rider crotch !

[recca16598]

@ATobaccoChewingPig well if that thing vibrates if clipped to your bawlz or your pussy its called vibrator 3000!

[jimmyPain2121]

would only work with asians, if you had a average sized penis that thing would hurt like hell

[firemarshall007]

@jimmyPain2121 Asian scientists are currently working on research that would expand the penis by 12 inches. What then?

[recca16598]

LOL looks like a vibrator

[animelovingfreak]

Make an add-on feature for flesh lights! LOL

[GamesReloaded]

the reason why it isnt industrial yet because you need to plug it in your asshole to stablilize it

[Blitzkid1988]

if that wont make you fat and lazy cheeseburgers will

[TheSaltysack]

breaking his penis much !

[kittyburger000]

I don't want legs clipped to my balls :S

[HOPPERFZR]

how about paying more and working less 

[darkrigh3]

d0n't b3 st00pid

[gukonni]

Btw, when you wear this, be sure to complain about how it hurts your crotch and damages your self esteem. This way the employer won't feel so obligated to make you work longer hours to compensate for your increased productivity. You all know what happens when an employer thinks you can work harder!!! These legs are only going to make work days longer. Can't you understand????????

[gukonni]

Now we can work people 16 hours a day rather than 12. Woot, more productivity gains and income to feed your ravenous apetite!!

Another idea is to reengineer the part of our brain that makes us sleep. This way people could be productive maybe 20 hours with only 4 hours of sleep! Imagine the gains in society and in all avenues of pursuit!

[KyoneChan]

@gukonni Some people already sleep only 4 or less hours > u > And are pretty productive XD I know cus I'm like this myself ^_^

[komododr]

Built for people without nuts.

[pasadoporagua]

Es genial para hacer trabajos más relajado y evitar problemas físicos. 1000 puntos.

[312guiltys]

that is the dumbest thing iv ever seen...either these people should get stronger themselves and/or just make robots who can do the jobs of these people - but this this is just a waste of money

[UberAllan]

Very much work today needs human care, even in industry. I would love a pair of these while working. And it's not a matter of strength, but of being exposed to wear on knees and such.

[turoturothegreat]

instead of standing on your feet for 8-10 hours a day it will feel like riding a bicycle. Hope you don't want children...

[pgrecostage]

chist nu tenn proprj nnt a fa XD

[gabbe81]

The japanese already have the lowest birthrate in the world. Putting all of this radiating electronic ballcrushing junk to your nuts probably won't help...

[dswynne]

I hope they use it for special needs people...

[gbultimate]

they should make a more ball friendly edition becouse i think it would feel a little uncomfortable walking around with that thing constantly touching your nutsack

[Hardagate]

Agreed

[ab3k1nz]

looks like chicks will love this, maybe they should add a vibrator to it

[rittantej]

JAPAN ARE LAZY!!!

[bboyat0m1c]

They're trying to prevent the workers coming up with excuses that they're tired lol.

[minirobot1]

Make it for I can run 100 MPH and we'll talk :P

[Revansmask17]

What if your balls got jamed? I can imagen some guy going to the hospital room because of it.

[benjoandrichie]

that might work for Asians but what if ur American, that would kill your balls

[TheHellBound666]

it wouldnt work for americans because they would crush the damn thing XD

[jeffmanrocks]

0___o now THAT robot is just wrong...

[scarysasquach]

HAhaha, imagine if your balls get jammed between those gears. Holy shit, that would be bad.

[straightup2325]

looks like it would ride up on my balls....ouchie

[futrico69]

scrambled eggs maker

[Smokie181]

hey I could use this. I work in a warehouse and carrying heavy boxes all day.

[TheNumba860]

gay.

needs to go around the waste, then it´ll be cool.

[dinmagic]

Actually they do have another version that goes around the waist, but its a bit more bulky. And please, don't use the term "gay" that way, it's inappropriate.

[pokerworld2009]

humans are coming to a end, robots will run everything, they dont need to breathe in space, and on other planets,soon they will be as smart as us, and smarter, because they will think on there own, and act on there own , and what about our jobs,?? its all going to robots , slowly but it is, there is machines every were, theres machine cashiers and food markets, by 20 25 more then 50 % of the jobs wil be gone due to robots and machines, thats a fact, so WAKE UP AND SAY NO TO ROBOTS.

[kdc43]

It's very difficult to make a robot that's as smart as a retarded human, that won't happen for another 100 or 1000 years. Yeah we have walking humanoid robots walking around NOW..... but insects and rodents are smarter than todays robots......I would not worry...... besides we can ALWAYS PULL THE PLUG!!!!

[zacho26]

that looks like it would crush my balls

[suferboy101]

well the good thing is you will have a cup lol

[HungarianArcher]

sit on my balls all day?no way!

[theproof7]

even though it looks strange, its a nice concept... i see a bright future for it... maybe

[chyron13]

Looks uncomfortable...

[Profilevoid]

Wow, eventually this could benefit people with non functional or weak limbs.

[chilled99]

Before they look at the fact that people are in pain or ill because of bad working conditions, they say "forget the conditions, lets just make it so they can work longer in them"

[NoseEverything]

That would be the pessimistic way of looking at it. It could also be seen as an attempt to improve those conditions.

[stophateing]

good for old people

[ArminMeiwes23]

"are you happy now? get back to work!" XD

[alexglondon]

I like the optional ball crusher which I assume can be time activated after a 15 minute period... to prevent long breaks and improve productivity

[kaoskado55]

funny

[maikeru01]

Is there a reason why I chair wouldn't suffice here?

[zerk666]

pussies....

[bkjphilly]

If it helped you feel less fatigue, one might think differently, yes?

[zemarr76]

why did'n he make for himself first ?

[NGBeats]

Ball crusha

[bethehammer0]

great if your body cant support your massive unit

[AquaInertia]

Also known as crotch support

[TheGreatBlumpkin]

Do Japanese people not have testicles?

[Redi17]

lol i know right lmao

[bendistraus777]

i have a feeling that thing would make u more uncomfortable than less tired.. especially if u crouching all day like they said... ouch

[sgreen4]

that looks funny as hell

[DoCWaSaBe]

painful as hell is more like it, i duno my nuts wud be killing me with that thing

[dannyew17]

they should be used for old/disabled people not lazy japanese factory workers

[thindal1]

cud be used in hospitals 4 disabled people

[elSitt]

Does it come with ... "attachments" ?

[DoCWaSaBe]

sold separately and comes in many sizes i guess?

[Rige02]

lmao....

[1lalaland]

next our legs will fall out instead of our teeth

[ForGlory99]

Does that come extra large? Americans need one that can hold up to 400lbs, because we're so buff.

[dannyew17]

you joker. i like people who can make fun of themselfs

[SenorArturo]

@ForGlory99 Ahahahaha

[nejixdragon]

@ForGlory99 you mean fat right ;)? XD

[puppyshade]

@ForGlory99 *fat...

[randomkrapguy]

@ForGlory99  ya buff shure

[astrialkil]

@ForGlory99 No we need some that can hold 600-800 lbs because we are so FAT.