Unreported Jesus - Derek and Clive

[vivascargill]

i know why you cannot have humor like this any more but i am not going to tell you!!

[swanboy2]

lol i completely lost it right at the same time as Dud

[maccanz100]

take up thy bed and walk to som e cu nt thats pertfectly happy begging.... remarkable!!!!!

[theanswersofnwo3]

This video is so fucking stupid.

[jackwardjw]

And you are, I´m sure, a remarkably intelligent and humorous person. If you didn´t like this video, why not try ´Peter Kay makes a joke about argos pens down the side of sofas´. It really is a wonderful routine.

[spaceoreo]

Then off you go to watch Carrot Top.

[Lost]

awesome...i had all there tapes...yeah cassete tapes they wernt on dvd there was no cd or dvd at that time...but we played it full blast on the player and no one ever complained they just asked where i got it from...every one was in tears laffing...best time of my life they were the best comedians ever

[Adebisi2008]

Aiiight there Fudge!

[54spiritedwill54]

great stuff!

[Raedan23]

i don't know whats more funny, cooks wittisms or moore cracking up.

[JNRbamyai]

fantastic unbeatable i love these 2

[theocean1973]

if u thought this was funny, watch the video 'derek and clive at the races.' it's the funniest derek and clive sketch ever!!!!!!!

[LiamS92]

im fuckin crying with laughter! im 15 yrs old and i am so jealous of your generation, you had comic gold like this all the time... monty python, allo allo, pete and dud, hancock... we need people like this nowadays

[rumpraisin]

Borat,2007, is funny.

[roverspaul]

But then all comedy leads from somewhere. Marx Bros, Chaplin, Stooges...I watch Monty Python and I simply see the Marx Bros in colour (I still think it's brilliant though)

Peep show and Shameless are both modern classics! Some will say the Office and some will say Phoenix Nights.

Subjective

[evolegnartsrd]

I agree.. I was born in '92 I wish I could've been born a few decades before. We don't have things like this these days.. I really feel like I've missed out.

[10kingstreet]

i was born 92 as well

agree completely

well now let's see if we can't fix that in the near future

[richardrichard07]

Pure fucking gold.

[queenastilon]

Good to know it's available again. I had the LP (remember those?) back when it was new, mid 70s. The 'F' word was still considered pretty damned bad back then and it was something you hid from your mum.

If you get it don't lend it to anyone - I did and I never got it back!

[gordonbennet]

python got the cured begger idea from these guys

[sylchloe]

" If he did have a piss, why wasent it fAking reported??" classic

[foxcell]

LOL LOL

[andyjaxxy]

How many cigarettes must Pete have gone through when they were filming this? 'cos he seems to be smoking in every single video

[turner60]

It wasn't just the cigarettes he was getting through at an alarming rate, it was also all those bottles wine he was drinking as well, while they were recording the video. You can see this in one of the scenes where his girlfriend is giving Peter wine in a plastic cup.

[lyn1954o]

unbeatable..there will never be another pete n dud and the ironic humour that had me splitting my sides with laughter. try and get hold of "the wardrobe" sketch. its hilarious

[10kingstreet]

if you can find the 'establishment' homepage, sorry i forget how i found it exacctly, there's heaps of audio stuff u can download, 30 or so sketches many of which aren't on youtube. pretty sure wardrobe sketch (the one where it's dud's mum) is on there too. hope you can find it

*thank your lucky stars you're not jewish** aaaah

*get away from my mother*

[thesillywabbit1349]

now there dead they are the same age but we're getting older!...

the cants!

though it's scant consolation to them

[sw1w]

and verilly he was struck down with a coughing fit !

[martman53]

Peter Cook has to be the funniest man ever to have lived.

"Love thy neighbour, I don't arf fancy her as well and rushing round for a quick one"

[SconeMason]

Irreplaceable.

The Derek and Clive albums are on Amazon. The horse race bit will make you unable to maintain control of your sphincter.

[edbingey]

Well, I won't be buying that then!

[leighheppell]

Laugh !, i just pissed my pants, i am the same age as these guys, well not now as the are slightly dead, but have been watching them for many, many years !!

[dogjones]

" saying take up thy bed and walk to some cunt who's poerfectly happy begging..." LOLOLOLOL

[goaliegal31]

Peter is soooo hot here, and I wish I had all the derek and clive albums!

[ishman2006]

Love it !

[schlampe1]

Shame they are both dead - if only they were alive to take the fucking piss out of everything!

[theheathyfella]

Great stuff more derek and Clive.

[goonerboy123]

more derek and clive posts are needed

[Alithian]

I love derek and clive and this is one of the many reasons why.. thanks for the post!

[kilkem]

great stuff!

[IndieKid90]

The bible also misses out the bit when jesus had piles and contracted the herpes!