Don Vito learns "Mexican"

[vivascp3]

el hummer is el mine don vitos hahaha

[McDragans]

One - uno.

Two - uno uno.

[Y2Jjesse1229]

I KNOW MEXICAN! LOL

[MikeMetsFan97]

molesta la breastes? lol

[MisterOhma]

Nice to see Vito get the last laugh for once.

[drazs01]

Hahah I'll learn these sentences with google translate! Dico and Vito fuckin' rocks!

[ITACHISUSANO20]

yoooo la quiesa cheese taco chin

[guayotambora]

one is uno

Two is uno +uno

[HDlifestyle]

"This is too hard, i dont even want a hummer." que chucha frenn

[Kris7831]

your a degenerate

[Raneiiro]

I didn't know ''mexican'' was a language?

[RadioBamFan]

@Raneiiro Neither did I until Don Vito told me how to speak it.

[MegaSnowwhitequeen]

aah salsa in meh eyelids =)

[GalaxyTrigger82]

eight-cho lol

[rune199414]

Lol the first scene when they all sit around the table...funniest scene ever!! xD

[No1snYpeslikme]

@rune199414 hahaha it is!

[honeykisses1987]

That was the worst/funniest Spanish instruction video! LOL LOL UNO UNO!

[lamochila66]

2:00 AHAHHHAHAHAH

[No1snYpeslikme]

TENOS AND CHEESE!

[jflud1]

LOOOOOOOOL! Go Vito Goooooooooooooooooooooo! Sweet Ass Episode!!!!!

[Nutzietheclown]

i have sausah in mah eyelids lmfao

[Hilbilly655321]

"yeeha we know this one, yo, you flamin rooster!" lmfaoooooo

[donald1483]

uno uno lmao

[athleticfan33]

@AlfaAston123 LMAO!!! Good point.

[Slipknot133skate]

el Hummer is el mine... hahahaha!!!

[Slipknot133skate]

does anyone know what the song during the quiz is?

[TheSunsfan2006]

DON VITO!!!!!

[TheSunsfan2006]

i look at the taco bell menu!!!!!! LMFAO

[TheSunsfan2006]

i look at the taco bell menu!!!!!! lmfao!!!

[thewarrior8000]

Dico only holds up one finger for two lol uno uno

[13bryanful]

Bam:tell me a sentence

vito:TACOS!

[Perrinski1]

MOLESTA LA BRESTAS

[demon515]

@Perrinski1 That's why he's a registered sex offender.

[DeeJayMontevideo]

a jjaja bam say me I touch your breast (translation is Puedo tocar tus senos?) Vito aswer Malastar las brestas (no good) but on hes tranlation say Puedo molestar sus senos and the right translation is can annoy her breasts

is a mess errors and sentences in the two languages lol

[JossyHBiC]

L m a o o P e t M e x i c a n :D

[PsychedelicInDaBrain]

Dicos lessons is fuckin priceless !

[GTA4masta]

Tacos! and uno dos tres quattro cinco ces eight-cho!

[Snifitgurl]

A pet mexican? What the hell is a pet Mexican?

[MatterMadeMusic]

MOLESTA LA BREASTAS! LMAO!

[1DjWest]

molesta la breastas

[workout500]

ONE!

UNO!

TWO!

UNO!

UNO!

[mondomundo1]

don vito speaks better spanish then bam

[rune199414]

Vito is world's funniest person xD

[KKoRnFreaKK]

MOLESTA LA BRESTAS!

[BRADLEYHUH]

Don Vito for President

Don Vito- Yuse vote foe me agagababah!!!!

[KutscherRolf]

VULCAN IDIOTS!!!

[CallHerShy]

1; uno 2; uno uno lmfao. molesta la breastas blahahaha yesssss good shits

[SpotTheSteez]

taco bell was on the menu

[zachharris55]

Dicamillo "one, uno" Dicamillo "two, uno uno" hahahahahha

[punkadelicfuzz]

do you like my chins hahahaha

molesta la breastas vito is epic

[Gemini1982100]

I honestly thought that this show was so funny!

[DGKKR3W559]

driving to mexico in a hummer= problems

[DGKKR3W559]

molesta la breastas!!!!

[H3r3Com3sTh3Sun]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MEXICAN!

[Rilu666]

I´m fat like a piñata xD

[hotdog2020]

This show kicks ass!!!!

[shakanquill]

Racist...fuck

Love it c:

[randomgalxx]

Ahh salsa in meh eyelids :L Actuall LOL! :D

[hankheavy]

Malesta la Breasta!

[elrockerchido]

This is ten times funnier when you are mexican

[jacknjoe101]

Poor dunn

[cobolt13]

5 Year's to go. Then we get to enjoy more vito

[metalflameful]

He was kinda close on the last sentence, Don said "melesta me brestas" which means means ''can I bother my breasts'', not ''may I touch your breasts'', lol

[1488slav]

this show is so fucken staged

[IR305]

@1488slav who cares. it's a funny ass show.

[MarvelousMelanie]

Eight-cho

LMAO



[dombinii]

"mexican", is mexican spanish sucker

[slugger2213]

Bam has the cutest smile!!! He's so cute!!!!

[ILYmucho2011]

Don Vito like seriously needs to make up his own language!

[StyrbjornStarke]

Close the borders down!

[SolidusOtacon]

@StyrbjornStarke I agree. Damn Canadians.

[am221]

MOLESTA LA BREASTAS

[scottieman2]

Vito is just plan funny. Don't care if it is a character or if it is really him. Just funny seeing him get all mad and speak gibberish. 

[scottieman2]

Love Ryan Dunn. Palms his face when Vito counts. He's the most normal guy in the whole show. That's not saying much.

Greatest show ever.

[ztbsk8er]

Someone tell me. Is Don Vito really this dumb or is he a decent actor?...

[darkwolf1536]

1 UNO 2 UNO UNO XD

[JustARhythmGuitarist]

A pet mexican?! What the hell's a pet mexican?!?!?! LOL!!!!!

[domagojpunk]

eight-cho!!!

[StyrbjornStarke]

We need a viva la vito show

[GalaxyTrigger82]

after this i suddenly want a pet mexican

[MelesteLeBrestesXD]

My favorite part 1:20 and 3:57 :D

[pwnownz6]

the mexican people language.

[AlecZorric]

El Hummer is el mine xD

[iceimprange]

should close the boarders down!!! haha

[BrianMWrong]

2 people failed spanish class, lawl.

[guntz12]

Uno, Uno is two

that don't make any sense

UNO, UNO

lol

[Haloman777]

Lol "Youv canta speaka mexican!"

[62cyoung]

vito is innocent!

[rainbowglue2]

Molesela bresteses

[MidgetHeavy]

LMAO im Mexican and even i cannot understand his spanish LOLOLOLOL

[vigo894]

The Spanish word for asshole is culero. Example= George Lopez es un culero.

[ProjectOps209]

" I just went to Taco bell it was on the MENU" lol that means it's spanish i guess ahahaha

[drtbyker123]

ONE. UNO.

TWO. UNO UNO.

lmfao.

[SpotTheSteez]

You guys do know that don vito is alowed to be don vito again once his ten year probation is over go read about it i cant wait haha

[RadioBamFan]

@SpotTheSteez hes going to be like 60-ish so he might lose some of the magic.

[StyrbjornStarke]

@SpotTheSteez Why did they forbid him from being don vito? what does his character have to do with him touching those girls?

[SpotTheSteez]

@StyrbjornStarke its cause he aparntly touched them and the wrong place and got caught on it its hard telling what exactly happened

[StyrbjornStarke]

@SpotTheSteez But its weird that they can forbid him from playing a character on a show because of it. Its like saying to an actor that he cant play a character on film cause he broke the law

[SpotTheSteez]

@StyrbjornStarke its cause vito told the police that he was just portraying his crazy tv persona and they said well if it makes you touch young girls like that then you cant do it anymore.

[scottieman2]

@SpotTheSteez he was doing don vito character and as part of his character he would to pretend to do stuff like touch the girls as part of the photo so he'd sign it and they took it the wrong way and sued him.

[KirkMisnotfunnyatall]

@SpotTheSteez that makes no sense

[SpotTheSteez]

@KirkMisnotfunnyatall how? that was his sentence he got a ten year probation

[skrilla84]

@SpotTheSteez saddly he"ll be dead by then. No joke bam always talks about vitos health on his radio show...well not always. But i remembered when vito was getting sued bam got on air talking avout how vito had no money becayse he had to buy a lawyer and how he probably wouldnt live another year. Bam was so mad that day he cancelled his radio show. And a couple other times he discussed his heath

[shardin2]

Ride like the wind Don Vito!!!!

[vigo894]

2 people made a mess in the bathroom.

[RunningP123456]

molesta le breasta

[soybomb237]

"Bam what are you gonna do if I don't learn the Mexican people language?"

[ronaldinho71011]

wats the song at 2:45 ?

[myakathrinegrant]

One- Uno TWO- uno uno Tres- meow meow gato!! i frickin love dico. this is the best thing ever thought of.

[glebray]

vito's reaction to the mexicans speaking fast is priceless

[Sploog321]

I'MMA LEARN TO SPEAK MEXICAN.

[reneperezz]

"Close the borders down" LOL

[guntz12]

Vito: "Dico how do you say Bam's an asshole?"

Dico: "Bam es su cabron"

Vito: "BAM es su Cabron!"

[vigo894]

@guntz12= Actually, the Spanish word for asshole is culero. I hear it alot down here.

[guntz12]

That is too Spagglee buh gabble guh.....Taco Bell was on the menu!

LMAO

[Krowsnose]

One: Uno

Two: Uno Uno

[ria1umbrella]

"BAM es un cabron" haha Don Vito is hilarious

[scottieman2]

@xxxTaylorxx3 Vito is awesome.

[dragongod602]

best show ever of all time

[xXKillEmAll94Xx]

I love how he turns into Cowboy Vito in 3:23

[guntz12]

Vito you lost and now your my pet mexican

LOL

[guntz12]

Ahh salsa in meh eyelids!

XD

[AndyHurleysChicklet7]

don vito speaks spanish better than english! lol

[RadioBamFan]

@AndyHurleysChicklet7 Hahaha, soo true.

[AbnormalProLTD]

MOLESTA LA BREASTA!! :p

[m1dnightshow]

Don Vito was the best part of this show lol.

[joshisthebesteverlol]

knowing how crazy bam is and how don vito has to put up with him his whole life im not surprised he acts like that i would if i was vito. i doubt he did what everyone is saying he did to those girls because i have seen him in a interview and he is actually smart.

[xOpenYourHeart08VFC]

What's the song in the start?

[RadioBamFan]

@xOpenYourHeart08VFC Gnarkill - Golden Egg

[xXCheruCheruXx]

Molesta la breasta :3

[DeKaleGitarist]

It was molesta la breasta!

[chrisnygonzo121809]

LOL Don Vitos the best i wish he could be in jack ass 3d 

[vigo894]

1 person made a mess in Don Vito's bathroom.

[VervainGirl]

Vito doesn't even say im fat like a pinata correctly it's: Estoy gorda como una pinata.

[NASk8er4778]

@VervainGirl Actually, ser is the correct verb, since estar is used to describe present states of being (ie, being happy, upset, etc), whereas ser is used for defining characteristics, in his case being a fat mofo :P. Since he is male, gordo is correct too ;).

[VervainGirl]

@NASk8er4778 Then what does estoy mean? My spanish teacher understood me very well when i told her that in class.

[NASk8er4778]

@VervainGirl It's the "yo" form of the verb "estar", which is "to be" or "to stay", denoting condition.

It's understandable what you wanted to say, but you said something more like (to think of it in English) "I feel fat like a piñata." as opposed to "I am fat like a piñata." Make sense?

[VervainGirl]

@NASk8er4778 Ohh i get it now...thanks!

[jelleuhh]

4:56 hummers don't make that sound?

[PalerLaze]

That is too Spagglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!

[jruiz94]

Dam i gotta say dis shit iz to fukin funny and since im mexican myself iz wey more funnier for me. If I waz wrking in dat store and vito came in tellin me dat i wuldve done the same thing cuz i love fuking with people.. OMFG WEY TO FUNNY hahaha

[NikkyFlippers]

"I didn't even know I had a spare set of keys"

[CorBinKaY76]

"SHOUUD CLLOSE THE BORDERS DOWNN!" throws down his notepad.

[GothicAngel3666]

I miss the show viva la bam especially vito! they should make another season.

[n000bert1]

Translation: -(Guy behind counter) "What is he saying? He doesn't speak spanish very well, Yes you are fat like a pinata." (Guy cleaning) "Hahahahahahaha(LOL)"

[RadioBamFan]

@n000bert1 hahaha, thanks pal.

[101martialarts]

@myy1bxf he says "what are you saying? u dont speak spanish very good".....

[iLLsh1t]

"You flaming rooster!"

[nightmare34953]

lol Molesta la Breastas xD

[zimmcat]

CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!! THIS MAN SHOULD BE JAILED!!! DRUGGIE DRUNK PERVERT!!!!

[RadioBamFan]

@zimmcat He was framed for that, those little girls parents blamed him so they could run away with his money. Vito just plays a creep on TV in reality he's a really normal guy. So fuck off.

[DickVomit]

@RadioBamFan I know, And he got 10 years of probation and had to register as a sex offender in Colorado and Pennsylvania. He can no longer portray his character "Don Vito" on television, Nor can he sign autographs. It just sucks, I miss Vito :(

[vigo894]

@RadioBamFan= Then they found out he had no money. They were afraid of being branded liars, and arrested for commiting perjury. So they kept on lying and saying those bullshit stories, for fear of going to prison.

[ExtremeEnigma28]

@RadioBamFan Your right bro

[m3ntoZ]

Ahh salsa in meh eyelidz

[Brutalreviewz]

when i first heard him blabbering on the first episodes i thought he was a german germ!

[MelesteLeBrestesXD]

Meleste Le Brestes xD!!

[deemoney2223]

CLOSE THE BORDERS DOWN LOL

[sportsguy1989]

DICO!!!

[ELINDOOR510]

hahah this video its fucking hilarious!

[vprim1990]

well he got 9

[kombatshrummie718]

lol "Aah salsa in meh eyelids!" don vito rocks

[shyboy3s3]

Tell me a sentance. Tacos! lmfao

[shyboy3s3]

Tell me a sentance. Tacos! lmfao

[turdbug]

i use malesta la bresta every day

[ArsenalKid77]

do how do u say 3 in spanish XD

[zmoney682]

why'd he call bam a flaming rooster? lmfao

[Sairbear13]

YO! MOLESTA LA BREASTAS!

[JoeCnNd]

"I'm gonna get a hummer?"

[RoseSiegel]

that house is fantastic... i love it that they're all from here. :D

[hoboness202]

Vito: YOOOO MORE BUDWIESER!!!! lol classic vito

[BigJman123456]

Ahh salsa in me eyelids

[KJS0FLY]

lol salsa in his hair