30 Days on Cocaine

[pokergod99]

Fuckin hilarious. I went 12 or so days no sleep once. pretty much went as retarded as depicted. makes me giggle. only diff is I was usin the real shit.....lol.

sprawled out on the floor waiting for stun grenades and k-9 units. Good times.

[Malloryoh8]

@shg3 I'm lame? You're a douchebag. It all works out. At least I can compose a sentence.... Yours make no sense. =) I understand why you're angry though... Since you probably can't read, I'm sure you didn't appreciate being asked to look up a word in the dictionary. Please accept my sincerest appologies! And I still like the video. =D

[Malloryoh8]

You're all stupid if you think it was supposed to be real. Go buy a sense of humor, look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary, and get back to me. Kudos, I still laugh every time I watch it.

[shg3]

@Malloryoh8 i don't usually take the time to write shit like this youtube land but your opinion is shit. and as lame as this video.

Ps lame

[Gbrodgersfan45]

@oddjobb360 good point!! He cheated!!

[alex22uk]

you should be dad after 30 day of coke mate...30 days you should no sleep,and your body can`t resist 30 days

[Luvcwboys76]

lame.

[M4Corn]

troll

[sweetdreamsdude]

lmfao thats always funny when i watch it

[Ironfule]

THIS IS TOTAL CRAP

[krzahyves]

haha funny shit

[mrkrizzler]

omfg...stfu.

[FleetwoodMac89]

Funny stuff man . The Power of the Dog!

[PancakePal28]

Penis

[ninlandon]

fucking stupid not funny

[bigtarrose]

hilarious.

[OddJobb360]

he said that he would consume nothing but "cocaine" for 30 days but then he ate his dog that means he fucked up the experiment. He has to start over now

[Fankeyfur]

Hey dude you are a fucking bitch!!! Your shit isn't funny!!! I shit funnier shit than this shit!!!!

[MekinMuffly]

GG man, I love it.

[Guera1301]

lameee.

[desy0006]

DIZ IS WAAK

[FrAm89]

hahahahahaha omg man... very very nice :))))

[ElTerje]

not really fat though, seemingly just got a big head

[joey1war1hero]

its funny that hes fatter at the end of the video than at the beginning of the video

[mikhlin]

fake

[niwatoriichi]

You should be skinny after a month of cocaine and your fat still.

[cockeyeronic]

hahaha thats sick i went 13 days takin the real thing faily solidly and i was about the same as you were on day thirty

[mizzlenizzle]

Where do you live?

[1080JMAN]

yeah, i found the power of the dog myself.... its pretty amazing. bark bark bark.

[ahrubinow]

YOUR A BITCH if you cough on those things... they really arent that powerful.

[ZERK1ZERK1ZERK1]

Lol that arm thing was funny

[lovestench]

i thought this was a bit lame.

[pandorazkittie]

that is the funniest thing ive ever seen on here yet !!!! i cant believe all the dumbasses out there thats given you bad revuse! i thought it was fuckin great lol

[tank1838]

i drank it in like two gulps and it tastes like hot sauce no shit it burns you nose just to smell it

[LiamPearlDrumsInsane]

wannabe getting drunk -.- lame

[JSpears90]

some people have too much time on their hands

[VRgrappz]

CAUSE IM THE DEVIL! xD

[thegazzamataz]

Bored me to tears after  2 mins

[Malade1213]

There's an energy drink called Cocaine? Oh well... that's one of the stupidiest thing I,ve seen.

[FuadAbermatic]

lunchbox motherfucker

[Crystaltripper]

i thought it was great this video

[phoopymaster]

lol that was great

"and my math teacher called on me... *stutters* to answer a question, and I fuckin stabbed her!" LOL

[DocGreen15]

made me smile

[CynicalSpheres]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffff

[FUgemaniaCKisawsUm]

if its been taken off the shelfs, where'd you get it

[bah1ding]

lol funny as fuck

[wnde]

you ugly mutherfucker

[sumdawgtwigg]

dumb

[lubottax]

eh?!WHAT?you are fat!

[corfious]

lame

[slabbowreck402]

inbred fugly bitch

[amcop3275]

lol

[jyames1]

lick a nut you fuck!.

[mcjprr]

that wis not funny at all...

[U2SaxFan]

roflmao Halarious. But wouldn't this basically happen if you drink any energy drink for 30 days? Except Joose. Joose would be like this, but 10X worse cuz you'd be wasted from the alcohol in it.

[blurbum9]

This Video, parody or not, is fucking stupid. Not funny at all. Already enough people in the world think real drugs make people like this and its so retarded. OH YEAH... Drugs make people go CRAZY and get all VIOLENT.. wow get a fucking life or maybe do a real test and video take your self on real cocaine for 30 days to let people know how its not that big of a deal..

[fatmanpuffin]

agreed this is the dumbest video ever however you obviously havent seen someone high for a week straight or you wouldn't say its not that big of a deal

[Sjikker]

wanker

[picatsso]

Reading through your comments makes me realize how stupid people are. THIS I A PARODY OF WKUK'S WHISKEY SKETCH, ITS NOT REAL!!! And a damn good parody. Hilarious. Wasnt expecting it to be good at first but you surprised me. Well done.

[Demetri828]

god video

[ironcheese1]

"why am i naked?" LMFAOLMFAO!

[NEBADBOYS]

hahah

[imsotan369]

just stop please......your not funny bro. you honestly should have been a coat hanger abortion.

[camo789]

that is without doubt the harshest shit ive heard. like he snuck into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasnt watching.

[hypno1111111]

get a life man your a loser

[faiblexdifficle]

what the fuck? he did NOT make the urinal melt because of cocaine!

that bastard.

x

[runqkc]

thats wat fucked up people with now life do

[samzshizers]

u fat fukin faggot

[gargos1981]

dickhead

[GannGstaRRRR]

CRAP!!!

[Alive2000]

God, it doesn't get old.

[sk8daily69]

hahaha that was super funny lol POWER OF THE DOG badass

[moonermage60]

POWER OF THE DOG!!!!!

[ghostid]

The trolls on youtube are funny... either that or people are dumber than I thought possible :(

[LUNASLICKCLICK]

hey dredren, what the fuck do you mean he is a fake? what the fuck haven't you ever heard of a fucking spoof or parody? it was a spoof of fucking supersize me, your retarded, I thought this guy was pretty fucking funny, reminded me of jack black.........THE POWER OF THE DOO-OG!

[detoxx3215]

haha i wish a drink could do that to me. that was funny ass shitt

[jmurder0]

you muthafucking bitch sucka...........shit on you.

[Darkvudu107]

daniel berk your a fake !!!! you just wastedr 5 min of my life and all the outher peeps as well

[Darkvudu107]

this is a fake clip . the drink designers that called the energy drink cocaine was a joke to in influsence drug users and non drug users to bye the energy drink very clever XD but the only reason why the goverment want to take it off the shelf is because a engery drink may influince younger kids in doing the real drug and thats not cool cuz all the rich b@stards will bye all the coke and there wont be anough to share around XD

[VRgrappz]

obviously its fake init, fuckin funny though xDD , POWER OF THE DOG!!!!

[21cheeseeaters]

dude u couldnt go more then 7 days without sleep. bent shit but.

[DRDREN]

that guy is a fuckin fake

[keykeyx10000]

I could tell that by watching day 1 was hard, hahaahahhahaha.

[kaz3kag3gaara]

Hey, that isn't a real phone number!

Greatest drink evar.

[porlingise]

dude this drink sucks ass. i've tried it once and it stings your throat and tastes like shit

[tmilsted]

i thought it was serious but its just stupid

[ObamaProgress1]

dumb... i know its supposed to be fake, but cmon man... your hair and facial hair werent even growing

[iouyefa]

sei veramente un cazzo di coglione

[lojadolivro]

stupid to say the least... asshole

[captscot]

get a life....

[smilingandalf]

12 days he would be dead

[kikcoladiet]

=)'

[hardcoreXpixiee]

i was exspecting some sniff here obv not...

[lancedanceastros]

just like my adhd....

[rednose91]

because I am the devil!!!!!!!

lmao

[KingdomFatCunt]

Yur A Legend Like :L:L

[Glamxwhore]

i laughed reaaaal hard.

makes me wanna go buy some more cocaine and try this experiment.

lmffffao

[zenixmalano]

I came here to see some guy on cocaine. Did not deliver.

[themalachicrunch90]

your a kook

[2pac4life400]

Dan Burke went missing hahahaha

[DurBanPoison420uh]

i can get a new energy drink, it isnt even out yet. i know people...

[HIPHOPexclusivez]

fail

[iantskon]

look up 13r0z

[pimpinparrott]

hella fake

[tomJUDGE]

his fucking clip is fucking great but the guys a douche

[sunsetarea]

Lol xD

[groovass65]

me likee da coca

[dizboyzakilla]

shyt at the end was fuckin funny

[tippodajippo]

what a fuckin gimp...!!

[layzsailor]

dude your an idiot... your one of those guys from highschool that thought it was cool to drink rootbeer in a glass bottle werent ya. GET A LIFE

[perimason123]

loser

[cptXmunch]

hahaha

i think this is hella funny idk why all these ppl below me are taking it so seriously

[eatsshitsandleaves]

fuck all these bitches below. cocaine (the drink) is bizarrely stimulating and yes, does BURN your esophagus on the way down. this is definitely entertaining, maybe a little drawn out, but without question well done.

the real thing is much better...

[stakta123]

Look rly NOT cool :D:D

[miamikin9]

it was ok.. just lacked originality

[crichey56]

gay, boring loud n sad

[wassabifoo1917]

thats retarted

no shit if you only drink that its gonnna fuck you up

[srpskigen]

мен гоу то тхе цхурцх

[insomnia83ali]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛ ┣┫　if you wasted　┃　━━━━━　┃┏┳┫┣┳┓ seconds of your　┗━━┳━┳━━┛┃ | life on this video

[Fentonx3]

fool you talk way to fucking much in the video

and this video lacks "funny"

[catpiss222]

as if you just drunk that for thirty days!prick.

[HippetyHopper]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛ ┣┫　if you wasted　┃　━━━━━　┃┏┳┫┣┳┓ seconds of your　┗━━┳━┳━━┛┃ | life on this video

[bretet]

gay lord fuker the mega weirdo

[G14NN86]

cocaine drink is red that one i uncolored. this is facke

[43110fuckyou]

prolly diddnt waanna waste the real thing.

[farker175]

bingo. plus if it stung my mouth that much i can't even imagine what it'd do to my eyes and skin.

[smitchell45]

fuck this guy.

[vanillakillaz]

Gay and lame. Should be on Break.

[JunFX]

haha! lol..awesome

[bigcountryblake2009]

it would look real lol but on the last day when you poor it down your head the makeup is running down your face

[Im0Just0Saying]

consuming nothing but energy drinks for 3o days will have an adverse effect

[malloryr03]

Could this video have been anymore lame? Or was that the point..

[ErikWithBrain]

Hmm...yeah, it could be worse.

But is it really worth it to leave an even lamer comment like yours? Or was that the point?

[pearsodav]

and i fucking stabbed her lmfao nice video never heard of this energy drink might not have made it to canada.

[trybeingme1]

HAHAHA.... ROTF LMFAO... HAHA! You're Hillarious!

[Guitarmajster]

DOG POWER!!!

[RobinWatson]

U SPONG TOO MUCH SUGAR U NEED A DRY SLAP

[ballsackgooch69]

hahaha that shit was funny, but for some constructive criticism the bit was longer than needed other than that the concept was hilarious and you were hilarious

-ballsackgooch69

[LordDrasko]

That was effing hilarious!! AHAHAHAHA!

[sleipner23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ) snortzys (

[Bounce1oc]

there was a drink called cocaine

[ancil415415]

yeah

[sam91832]

my sister drinks like 3 1litre bottles of proper cheap red bull a day and she is plastered in spots. that stuff cant be good for you. its just taxable drugs for kids. I drank 4 small cans of redbull at work one day and i didnt sleep at all that night. my body hates energy drinks. when someone is drinking one near me the smell reminds me of some sort of cleaning fluid

[stonedguy67]

LMao wtf?

[mexicanbrother]

Try doing real cocaine everyday of your life.

[JesustheLizard]

yes, that is a great idea

[KillaZay2]

Wow that was dumb. I will say though cocaine the energy drink is a strong ass energy drink though

[charbroiledmonk1033]

lol i havent slept in 12 days do u know y? cause i am the devil!!!!!

[mrpibb296]

what i had one of those the other day the liquid was red his was clear wtf

[freeskier325]

ha nicee

[sallster]

wtf?

[pogzyer]

lmao

[lyles21]

HILARIOUS!!

[schludraff]

du spast! selten dummer vollidiot!

dann machs doch g'scheit oder lasses bleiben, du depp du damischer!

[t3sla4]

3:07 fart lol

[katiens]

bahaha wat a dumb cunt

[andy66680]

man, i had that cocaine energy drink once, nastiest fuckin drink on the planet. it basically burns your throat.

[circuscommando]

that was pretty awesome.

[NilzeN1]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[marodiam]

asshole

[someluck16e]

bull shit !!!

[Ubleed]

hehehe...cool dude=)

[chrisbbbbchris]

lol

[metaOlive]

LOL, this guy does need a fix of cocaine, his so fucked up that maybe that shit would put him right, lol.

[danilopop]

IDIOTT

[leshager]

epic....FAIL

[chazoclock]

you need help!!

[Maximus5533]

Rofl that guy is fucked up

[mully113]

this is just flat out disappointing

[rockkid34]

Great video man but dont dis the MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THEY SAVE LIVES THERE THE BEST BAND EVER AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!

[LeoLovesNature]

God, your fucked.

[metaOlive]

now... I was thinking that this dude was kind of a douche, but I guess I almost missed your comment...

[DjGajjit]

NO im the devil!

[ConorRyan22]

3:09 is that a fart?