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  • black santa? PAPER TOWNS REFERENCE!!!

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  • pause the video at 1:40. Jizz in pants

  • i think he should have lost his job

    put on the child malijtion list and then sent home

  • @dark2cody wtf is the "child malijtion list"???

  • If that black santa was here... i would give him money... alot

  • Black Santa! Paper Towns reference anyone?

  • @NicoleSalamen Don't be scared, but I love you.

    don't forget to be awesome. (:

  • @allthebrokenstrings Why would I be scared when receiving love from a fellow nerdfighter? :)

  • @NicoleSalamen I wasn't certain if I was speaking to a nerdfighter, or just a reader of Paper Towns. :3

    It's surprising how many people find it genuinely frightening o.0....

  • @allthebrokenstrings Why would somebody be afraid of love? *sigh* I don't understand non-nerdy people. Glad to see a nerdfighter who's also a part of the nation :3

  • No! ASS NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL. NOW!

  • Can we kill him?

  • This video was uploaded the day my best friend died.

    MOOD KILL!!!

  • 0:09 Radar! Get your parents!

    <3 Paper Towns.

  • @DoubleATV100Watts DFTBA :D

  • Press 7 repeatedly for back up singer PhillyD

  • holy shit the teacher with the child porn EXACTLY like my religion teacher. as in he is a PRIEST.

    save me nation....

  • Probably he should have been let go but , he deserves to get fired, obligated to pay a fine and I don't know, put on one of those websites that marks you as a possible sex offender.

  • Technically, since the guy didn't "possess" child porn, those particular charges are void. However, the dude's a scumbag and I hope he got fired, and that he will never get a job involving children ever again.

  • No... He doesn't want to download it so that people looking through his computer won't find out that he's a dirty scumbag. He's just as guilty, and should be charged just the same.

  • "And some of you may be saying 'why does he have to be black?!' well, that's just genetics..." I lmao

  • no, but he will go to prison and get raped

  • He should get his ass raped by a group of guys and put in ass rape prison for life

  • Holy muther****ing ****balls, how stupid is the american legal system!

  • the two highest rated comments are both have 57 thumbs up yea ima nerd

  • they should look at his google filter and see what he aculally searched

  • i wonder if black Santa and the fitness guy are related

  • hey i make parodys of songs check out my chanell, JCBparodysINC for some awsome parodys. there aren't many yet but there will be soon

  • Honestly i think its funny.

  • how did hair on fire turn into black dancing santa?

  • I'm so fucking tired of your bullshit!!! Get a life!

  • BLACK SANTA!!!!!! (Paper Towns, by John Green, anyone?)

  • He'll no!!!!!!!

  • depends on the Google searches entered on his computer if he should be let go or not... and if the school has set a code on blocking pornographic sites because that means he intentionally entered a code with the knowledge that the site was not approved by the school's blocker.

  • you dont stumble over child porn on the internet like that ffs...

  • Pedo bear got off the hook.

  • QOTD: He should be in prison for the rest of his pitiful life.

  • I typed if ray William jhonson was White on google and it directed me here ?

  • That perv teacher totally should be charged!! He should not be let around children EVER!!

  • I forgot how flawless and perfect the American legal system was.

  • who the fuck downloads porn?

  • thats ridiculous.

  • Please advise of your daily caffeine and sugar intake, Phil.

  • I'd say it's not a technicality because when you visit a site your computer has to "download" the information from the server in order to view it. Just because he didn't "save" it doesn't mean it was never downloaded, or that it wasn't in his possession.

  • i have heard of at least three teachers do the same

  • NO

  • That's DJ Lance Rock in that Santa suit.

  • no

    

  • and as for the pedo-teacher, while I don't have too much info on that, there are a few things that need to be asked.

    first if he didn't download any porn, how did they catch him? if the porn was on the computer, it was downloaded to there.

    second, did they search his home computer?

    and third, what's the harm in watching (even kiddy) porn? If I watch horror movies, will that make me a murderer?

  • interesting point, if a judge in a trail has a question about something that comes up in the trail, MUST he (or she) ask one of the sides (or both) to explain it, or can he (should he) do his own research.

    The problem with "own research", is that he might get things wrong, but that can also be said if he doesn't to research, and doesn't ask the question.

    I would guess that it's only a problem if he asks only one of the sides to explain something.

  • i think he could go free if he doesn't pays fir it or does it

  • is just genetics lmao

  • Type "Won" Before youtube.com !!!!

    its a game!

  • QOTD: Throw that fucker in prison. Goddammit, America.

  • @ChristophMikael Pfff you think that's only america? Trust me, it's pretty much everywhere, because the people sitting in court and politics ARE exactly the same as that sick fuck. 

  • Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

  • comes as no surprise, some of the ppl in our court systems are that dumb...smdh so he's loose again..

  • Dancing Black Santa knows the right answer, ALWAYS.

  • They should of chopped it off!

  • you don't visit the internet, the internet visits you. If my brah Philly D here put some Kiddy Pron in this video, I would be in possession of it, because when you watch a video it downloads it to your hard drive. when you look at anything on the net, it's downloaded to your computer and then you view it through a web browser.

  • What song is that at 0:08?

    I NEED TO KNOW!!

  • oh my god THAT GUY IS A FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK!

  • BAHAHAHAHAH!!! I love it! Yesss to the dumb bumb girl! XD

  • a guy sow discusting like that he sould be killed

    think aboudt if you have a douhter that is 10 years old and some guy is jurking off on her picture or somthing

  • sue to the laws the we (the US) operate means that that particular charge could not be prosecuted, he was innocent of *possession*, be he should go to jail for viewing, and be fired

  • So what if the guy isn't convicted, he's never going to work as a teacher again, he'll lose most of his friends, probably have to move, thats punishment enough as far as I'm concerned.

  • anyone who looks at children in that way, downloaded or not should be locked up somewhere!

  • Here is my response to that QOTD: *HEADDESK*

  • no he shouldnt have been let go, either you look, download, or whatever of any child pornography its still wrong he shoud of gotten some kind of punishment out of it this just shows what ppl can do and get away with & if you think about it, it can be pretty scary...

  • Yes he shoulda been thrown in jail! It's not googles fault; it searches what you type in. That guy is a pervert and that jury and judge are dumb asses.

  • this guy totally reminds me of ryan reynolds. especially at 1:03-1:05

  • he should of been but fucked in prison

  • QOTD: Actually, when you load a web-page it DOES download any images on that page to your temporary internet folders. And those folders do not get cleaned unless you manually do it, so yes, he should have gone to jail.

  • he is copying Spricket, But Spricket got lame so i guess its ok that he is taking her style of filming

  • FAKE AND GAY PHIL

  • Thumbs up for greengatetv

  • btw, your hair looks extra delicious today.

  • Too much hairspray for the hot chick eh.

  • Check it out and get a taste. Lol

  • It's disgusting that he was let off. It was proven beyond all reasonable doubt that he viewed child pornography. No adult can "Accidently" view child porn especially on a computer with strict filters such as those you may find in a school.

  • I think it is a good thing that the man was let off, if he would have been charged then the precedence set would most likely cause problems in future cases.

  • 1) Who the hell gets drunk n puts water on ones weave n in candles with drunk chicks(that's like a slap in the face) n 2) ;) Thats sum fucke@ up shit i agree with you,society nowadays choose to be ignorant with these delicate manners,and yes u have every reason to be pist off cuz bringing this up i am :( anyways within their p.o.v literally they think as long as its not our kids its ok......livin in a fucke@ up society ;) props on the video,cuz the truth hurts ppl

  • Who knows whats the name of the song with the dancing santa in 4:50-4:53

  • you are lame and a cheap copy of rwj and why the hell do you try to talk so fast and cut your video? lameass gay

  • @LivingDead221 aw dont hate on the phil. rwj is the news comin from the east coast. sxephil, the west coast :p

  • Dude gets paid for this. Awesome job homie

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  • i feel that. regardless if he WATCHED OR DOWNLOADED it... they should be trying to find the person who put it on the internet.

  • Why is Phils screensaver a muslim woman?

    :D

  • we should at least waterboard the guy until he pukes

  • At least everyone knows he's a pedo and no one will like him and his life will be ruined.

  • black santa FTW!!!!

  • lol everyone sways away from the chick thats burning with fire. they're like OH SHIT! get away, but she ok she's in water.

  • 4chan has some crazy pictures I heard... but most people go on 4chan for memes... They shouldn't be arrested for it, unless they dl the pictures

  • bullshit. that teacher should be in jail. fuckin sicko. and he probably still has his job...our civilization is sooo fucked up

  • @StingKing456 YESS!!!!

  • that happened to my pewbs last time i was taking a candlelit bathe

  • burn the pedo at stake.... 

  • omg i just love you!~!!!;)

  • Our substitute teacher got arrested for possesion of child pornography. His name was Mr. Mann

  • Technically, the pictures go into the temp files on your computer when you visit websites. Its also in the cookies and cache etc... So he does possess chile porn...

  • @lrv94 Saving a file to your computer is defined by willingly and knowingly saving it to your computer. The temporary files are not common knowledge to a basic computer user nor is a cache. On top of which all cache and temp files now a days are saved in pieces and coded to only be accessible to your computer so that people can't use it as evidence because of caches and temp folders not being common knowledge.

  • @SirPoppy6666 Cite your source? I see nothing saying that downloading is a willing action, because otherwise, how does one download a virus unintentionally, since by your definition, they did not willingly do it.

  • @SirPoppy6666 DOWNLOAD - transfer a file or program from a central computer to a smaller computer or to a computer at a remote location

  • Chcik went to school with my cousin.

  • It might just be my imagination, but did i see a Assassin's Creed symbol in the background?

  • I love how you assume her hair is weave. Stupidddd.

  • Most all content you “view” is cached to your machine, thus possession...? Even if you delete / clear the cache, it’s in slack space. People can use the slack space to hide stuff, "reviving and removing", so that it isn't over written. I'd say if it had ever been there, that’s possession. With the amount of disk space sold these days and how little people use, it's not likely you'll overwrite any data. I don’t know the law, but I am a computer forensics expert…

  • @guildlover2 lol wtf Really? Would it shock you to say I'm Mormon? And I'm a pretty normal person? Amish people are closed off from society thats who you're thinking of....

  • It never ceases to amaze me how individuals cannot use grammar, or spelling, correctly. If you want to make a point, and be taken seriously, do it in a uniform way. A tip to aid people who struggle with this would be spell check, or going back and reading what it is you wrote (sometimes out loud). Once you can organize your thoughts on paper effectively, then I might care to read what you have to say. Until then, tri nd stuhdy hardur.

  • technically, he did download it, when he went to the site the text, pics, vids were all downloaded to his cache/temporary files and are mostlikely still there unless he is very technologically smart and went into their and delete them. as far as i'm concerned he searched for and downloaded it for sure. he owned it becuase it was ON HIS computer, just as if it was ON HIS piece of paper... see my point anyone? also, dont you get in trouble for ATTEMPTING to possess drugs?

  • technically, he did download it, when he went to the site the text, pics, vids were all downloaded to his cache/temporary files and are mostlikely still there unless he is very technologically smart and went into their and delete them. as far as i'm concerned he searched for and downloaded it for sure. he owned it becuase it was ON HIS computer, just as if it was ON HIS piece of paper... see my point anyone?

  • technically, he did download it, when he went to the site the text, pics, vids were all downloaded to his cache/temporary files and are mostlikely still there unless he is very technologically smart and went into their and delete them. as far as i'm concerned he searched for and downloaded it for sure. he owned it becuase it was ON HIS computer, just as if it was ON HIS piece of paper... see my point anyone?

  • That's like letting someone off for a DUI because other people poured the liqour down his or her throat. Because while he didn't posess the images he did consume them. I almost blame the da more than the jury because based on some fancy linguistics you could make that justification work with existing legal precedent.

  • So.. that's the judicial system pretty messed up. He should NOT be let free... there was deliberate intent there. DUH

  • "I'm going to tell them I was looking up Pokemon, but I looked up Under aged girls doing bad things that I should never see, oh and boys."

  • that sick bastard shud have been punished 

  • that dude who was looking at child porn was obviously surfing on 4chan

  • Ok. Title says "Hot Chick's Hair Set on FIRE!!!". And what can we find under the title? 2-3 secs of hot chick whose hair was set on fire and 4 min and 50 seconds of you talking. In the name of fairness I have to admit, there were at least two other 2-3 sec clips of something else than your monologue. I feel deceived.

  • I was in school doing a project , and eveytime i looked up my topic, like for links about child porn came up. I told my teacher and they told me to ignore it. I Don't understand how "life four million years ago" has anything to do with porn.

  • from a strictly legal point the verdict was correct. however he should have been punished

  • Agreed.

  • Our high school's last athletic director was downloading and watching child porn on his school computer. His secretary found out and then black mailed him by not doing her job. Showing up ridiculously late/not at all/ or leaving early. Eventually someone else found out and everyone got fired. I don't know what bothered me more though, the fact that the AD was watching that stuff or the fact that that secretary knew what was happening and said NOTHING!

  • My old Jr. high music teacher was just (just as in 2 days ago) arrested for possession of child porn. It kinda scared me knowing that this guy had taught me for 3 years. He was also band and choir teacher for the high school AND he was the football coach. Now I'm paranoid that ANYONE in my life could be a creep.

  • @lyla951217 Yes, every person in world wants to do bad things to you, never leave your house. Please, also cancel your internet account for the sake of other internet users. You can think that someone can use your webcam or something for an excuse.

  • press pause then play then press 3 many times :)

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  • OMG! lmbo at 0:54!!

  • agggggg

  • @6Er6ror6 Completely agreed

  • Phil you failed to say what app on facebook does this, I haven't found one that actually works, what's it called?

  • No, he should be locked up with scary, hairy men who hate pedos.

  • Die in a fire

  • This was dumb.

  • I'm not sure he should have gone to jail, but at the very least I think he should have been fired.

  • i can see WHY they let him go cuz TECHNICALLY he DIDNT have child porn but you cought him in the act of watching it, yet he DIDNT actually HAVE/DO IT but he DID watch it lolz so yea? i geuss but not as much time as OWNING IT but still give him time lolz

  • I don't think the law in this instance was meant to protect a man in a situation like this, but you need sufficient evidence of a crime in order for a conviction or the system starts to break down.

    What if, while surfing a less than reputable site, someone spams illegal images as a bad joke to subject random people to them. This information would end up on your computer for faster web browsing. But if you can convict this man with no evidence of intentional viewing, why not you in this case?

  • @Aquacoon Yes, plenty of hypocrites involved with these cases and again, it's usually these non-violent people that get locked up instead of the real predators who are often well-connected. Mark Foley anyone?

  • Well his life is pretty much done any way. I am sure he is not going to find a job. 

  • The girls head is on fire, and

    the hero big guy is yelling, "oh, oh, shit".

    That was a big help, no?

  • @bobbytiger

    It can be hard to react quickly to such a volatile situation, and putting the fire out on her head in a panic may have done more harm than good. Additionally the person seems to be out of view of the video. In these instances it can lead to a lack of responsibility felt by that person by the number of people in the area. If you are knowingly by yourself with someone in trouble, responsibility obviously falls on you to act. In a crowd, most people will assume someone else will.

  • you smell like bologna , your new name is Oscar

  • Dude are you wearing makeup???

  • If ihe's not going to jail he should atleast be fired.

  • i understand technicalities, however, if the person in question has a history of criminal charges related to the current charge, i think "technicality" should be loosely translated as technically meaning "alright, it's time for u to do some time and for u to be someone's bitch"

  • i want phils book of internet laws :D

  • hell yeah man

  • @guildlover2 Mormons don't rape kids retard. You're thinking of the Catholics smh....

  • @TheNinjaGuyDan Politicians rape kids fuck brain, and they always get off scott free too.

  • Didn't download anything, didn't distribute anything, and didn't possess anything. So he shouldn't go to jail.

  • @hobochili92 Agreed, this is basically done for ratings.

  • See society continues to change and evolve but it seems that it is changing for the worse. The government slowly encroaches on our rights claiming it's for "protection" and then our society accepts it. We seem to be losing common sense. Sometimes the law will work in your favor like in this case with the pedophile but sometimes judges should use common sense. They all knew he was guilty, he had been looking at child porn, and he did indeed work with children yet nothing happened to him.

  • He needs to go to jail. The small thing about not downloading the pictures doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure he totally knew what he was doing, where he was going, and what he was looking at.

  • its just porn

  • I actually did a search once for 'zodiac', looking for horoscopes and the like, and was directed to a pron site. It can happen. Depends on what his actual 'search' words were would affect my decision on guilty or not. Those pron sites are very aggressive. I had so many pop-ups I had to shut down the pc to make them stop. Hard reset. Bleh. Pinch of salt here. I would need more details of the events.

  • @terrex28 you sir, have a brain.

  • In MY opinion, the kiddie porn guy deserves a fate far worse than imprisonment. How any human being can be so vile and disgusting is beyond me.

  • You said he was arrested for related things before so all the evidence points to him being a child predator so, yes he should go to jail.

  • he should have been in jail my god

    that show to everyone that yeah you can look but not download and now everyone will do that and its bullshit you still a pedophile wierdo looking at kids having sex if you "technically dont have possession" but you still looked and still had the dirty thoughts and you still liked it then yeah you a a pedophile you should be charged

    now every randome deepshit its gonna go around saying the dont have possesion they are just looking

    its stupid plain stupid

  • i am really getting pissed at these people what the fuck is there problem looking at thats stuff they should be looked up for good and another thing is that some ppl thing its a certain group and its not its random people with a sick mind