Battlefield 3: I Can't Fly F**king Jets

[zombiereacharound]

Where can I find the chords to this song?

[jamesdurkanwatson1]

I'd buy if it was on iTunes

[joeyl55]

I would totally buy this if it was on iTunes

[pitba1]

i cant fly plains while their having sex either

[joeyl55]

fucking epic lol

[AstroSpartian]

Join the club lol



[fLicKinSIAMHIPHOP]

The most entertaining shit when you see your enemy tries to land F-35 just to kill you (while hiding) then he get back in the jet and flew away. What an idiot lol

[TravellerTTT]

when i get in a jet i fly really high the turn upside down and jump out and parashoot down to the ground and shoot any people i see on the ground :P but litrally i find it impossable to steer jet im ok with helicopters but jet no just no

[aquamichellle]

I cant find f**king jets.... BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DICKING AROUND WITH THE JETS GFTDRYTRDYTRTASDFDST

[GFreerider]

3 then 5 then 2 hahaha

[superlols96]

Trust me, I'm a doctor. XD

[Apocalypsekiller115]

battle field sux any way so,I DONT A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK­KK

[TheCelestis]

@Apocalypsekiller115 you forgot the word "give".. in this phrase of yours the "A" is too much

[nukeclears]

just press 3 alone for

''ím fuckin jets''

[videogameplayaz1]

press 3 and 5

[xRAWRER]

The best way for me to fly both jets and helicopters is changing my stick layout to alternative. Shooting your primary weapon is RT. So it's a lot more comfortable.

[1upMaxify]

tap 2 rapidly to hear: VIRUSVIRUSVIRUS etc.

[1337Kupo]

press 5 for MAAMAMAMAMAMAAMHAMHAMHAMAHMAHM­AHMAHAH

[xo1k4]

jets are easy, the controls are great, and there is so much room for error. its the choppers that are more difficult. just fly up high in the jets and learn how to turn and shit

[MrVarwor]

fuck version plzzzzzz ? lol

[XeresKyle]

Flying Jets is incredibly easy! You have to have skill with all vehicles, snipers and preemptive attacks in order to be good at Battlefield 3. I'm level 35 and I have a 1.7 KDR, it doesn't sound all that great but it's actually considered a good KDR for BF3.

[ThePlexing]

but I Can't Fly F**king Jets

[gamersean1]

press 3

"I fuck in jets"

well that explains why he cant fucking fly

[Tommyrazor2]

If I had the game and was in the same server as ya, I might be able to help with the jet issue :P

[Pentobean123]

0 then 3 to say Hi guys my names Ryan, and I Fuck Ink Jets

[exelenttee]

Press 1 for a LEMON!!

[volscente79]

Could I please use your song on one of my battlefield videos?

[MrChaoscheese]

@volscente79 just do it. Thats one of the regulations for youtube.

[TheVloggersparadise]

@MrChaoscheese no it isnt they ask you not to use copyrighted music because just because its on youtube does not mean everyone can use it however he probably could use this song

[Metalynx]

Funny thing is, the news just here a few days ago with the guy who got a bomb stuck up his ass..

[Venture12345]

press 4 for durr and then 5 for herp face

[TheRealKilo24]

0 then 3 for the true video.

[luigimario1144]

3 and 5 quickly for i fuck my passengers

[supadedupaable]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who can't fly a freaking jet and kill 2 of my teammates

[Metmovie]

"...so f*''k you see you later.."

:D

[attackingturtle]

yea dude you should a full version

[sk8tbrothers115]

Hit 6 really fast for jizz face /:

[gamersean1]

press 3

and thats why he cant fly the fucking plane

[MrDrewBonez]

You look a lot like julian smith.

[SupremeTurtles]

Press 6 for: I cant fly BLEEPing jets :D

[XxTheobsidianeaglexX]

UR JET MUSS BE F*CKED UP

[XFoolXProofX]

This is fucking amazing

[TRXGamingUK]

Ladies and 1:01

[JakeTomphson1]

I rule on the groznd and in the helicopters but tht fucking jet......i just end up flying around without hitting anytging

[garrafan1killer]

kinda looks like Dima

[TriviumCrusader17]

Haha word dude. If I'm ever even lucky enough to get in the jet I fly about 15 feet and then suicide bomb the objective because that's about all I can do

[MechWarrior894]

God, I can't fly in any Battlefield and I die a lot on the ground, but watch out if I'm in armor.

[TheBanned0ne]

@MechWarrior894 lol .. armor is easy for EVERYONE .. I don't know why you say that, everyone is good in a tank or LAV. Just keep practicing more and you will be flying jets and heli's in no time ;)

[MechWarrior894]

@TheBanned0ne You haven't seen my adventures in Battlefield 2 or Battlefield 2142, have you? Then again, those who can fly whore all the jets.

[TheBanned0ne]

@MechWarrior894 I haven't seen your vids .. to be honest, I don't know who you are (no offence) xD.

Might check them out later. But yeah, I have to admit I whore the jets, just because it is SOOO MUCH FUN. However, when I see that someone on my team has been trying to get in and he keeps missing, I will leave the jet and let him in, like I did once for some guy ;)

[MechWarrior894]

@TheBanned0ne Well, I haven't recorded any footage of Battlefield 2142 because that was a long time ago. o.o But still, I think I'll just stick to the ground and let the fly boys take care of the air.

[TheBanned0ne]

@MechWarrior894 okay, but TRUST me, after flying for about 3 hours you will get the hang of it. RIght now, I can jump in a jet, and chase another enemy jet and killing it with my machine gun. Keep in mind that before this Friday, I have NEVER in my life (in Battlefield game except Battlefield Play 4 free but that was on the PC) flown a jet before !! I don't want to brag.... you can do it too man, trust me. BTW I play on the PS3 ;)

[MechWarrior894]

@TheBanned0ne Well, good for you I guess. I'm a veteran but like I said before, I'm not much of a flier and prefer to play a greater part in the battle, like reviving people and stuff.

[TheBanned0ne]

@MechWarrior894 xD well sure that is your choice, I enjoy that as well, in BC2 I was 90% of the time the Medic, so I could revive people (and use M60 xD). I only fly jets now because it is new to me, never done it before since I started with BC2 ;)

[ADragonTale]

i feel ya brother, lol i still cant turn left or right

[jasonburnett]

my experience flying jets in B3 is that no one ELSE knows how to fly Jets. Its what, day 4 of the game being out and I already have 109 Jet kills.

[AirForcedude5]

lol I am the otherway around. I end up shooting down all other jets and killing tanks, but on the ground I end up with a .25 kdr.

[savowow]

We who subscribed just becuse "You can trust me,i am a doctor"

[esel310165]

gad jet and helicopter is soo easy! xD i learned that on battlefield 2 ;3 but fucking awzm song! :D <3

[deathstrikerish]

psh helicopters are ez as shiz to fly in xbox360 in computer they are still easy but not as easy.

[cooljj82]

Jets are easy, its the helicopters that are hard.

[IIIRiseAgainstIII]

dude, this is awesome :D:D:D such a cool idea ;) and the country-stile is just perfect!!

[363Lunatic]

Fail at flying?! Kamikaze the jet.

[1234DJG]

SHUT UP! Ryan has spoken!

[Herrschneider]

enjoyed it?? I LOVED IT!!!

[hymykalle]

lemonator?

[TooMuchCrimeDrama]

@hymykalle eliminator

[dfkop]

I played the beta, and what happened when I finally got a helicopter was LITERALY the video from freddiew "inverted". Crashed like 2 metres further

[brawler604]

"FULL VERSION" plzzzzzz?

[brawler604]

Kwl bro

[freetoskate4life]

pro gamer?

[PunisherFran]

press 0 to see a epic face

[stormfire180]

GAMESPOT Y U NO MAKE CONTROLLER WATCH ON IPHONE?!

[CCartman69]

The link to the Controller isn't available in the UK yet.

[TheJokerJulian]

Flight of the Concords poster in the back......respect+1

[flylaxguy7]

I want this song for my ringtone! please make this possible

[Engesagreen]

I usually find you somewhat flat in your vocal but your voice really fit into this song.

[ozzo70]

awesome

epic

[MrChaoscheese]

@TheWarpZone please dont bleep the swear words, cuz it ruins the flow of the song, AND I really like the song.

[fireprofecional]

hahah trust me im a doctor!

[Pizarroconquer]

And you can't sing to :-)

No, just joking

[Number1SynFan]

lolol <3 TheWarpZone

[wIzZaRd4893]

No, press three for "I fuck in jets". FUCK YEEEEEE

[AscendingAshTree]

@wIzZaRd4893 Hmm... Two gets "...fire a shell right up your ass." ...There's got to be some joke in there...

[gamersean1]

@wIzZaRd4893 and thats why he cant fly the F**king Jet

[209Beefcake209]

Trust me...Im American

[ultrapim1]

@209Beefcake209 i dindt now omfg cata had a private account

[MrSatansDemon]

Download for the song?

[kill4kill2kil]

press 3 for ''im fuckin jets''

[TheRavenInTheSnow]

Kick ass!

[chadf4i]

i "liked" it till you said it was for the gamspot's series The Controller. SO GAY

[StrawHatRat]

@chadf4i Dick move.

[16noxi16]

thats me :o well i can fly helis :D

[Amorgun1990]

Man, wtf I am straight, but somehow I am really attracted to this dude))) Layne, was right, he is awesome)

[saph2104]

@Amorgun1990 Then you aren't straight.

[Thejebe]

You know, I can't fly jets that are f*cking either.

[magebarrock]

lol



[Backslick89]

Flight of the conchords <3

[Savagehippie302]

Hahaha, so true.

[JewishGun]

do you play PC or console?

[TangledThorns]

I was expecting flying jets... Down vote.

[gemore]

Music video? pretty please :D

[PerfectDawn]

where is the food truck friday from yesterday! RAGEEEEE

[kalmkulm]

youre a fag

[wonderwall135]

@kalmkulm Why all the hate? Take a deep breath and slit your wrists.

[KALASH69]

That was excellent!

[raugyyyla]

I like that they censored the word fuck but didn't censor ass :D

[mexen0]

how do you pronounce "f**cking" ? I'm having toruble with the **

[MrEvans555]

I love Ryan's expression when he sings "I can't fly Fucking Jets"... It's epic :D.

[DannyRom6]

hurrey! new vid!

It's kinda hard to wait :o

[swan2000000]

if the passengers die then make sure there your enemies

[TheS4NE]

Not surprised the jets are bad companyised like the bc2 heli's.

[warbuckss]

you should meet collin from dcru and make a song together

[OrangeJews1138]

Dem eyebrahs!

[Fire17y]

why censored

[fudenciox1]

I guess someone forgot the magneto helmet.

[TryLimeAde]

I thought I was going to be a lonely planet cover like:

I can't fly jets!

And it feels no good!

[MrMexico709]

loser

[CaptainPointless]

Make a full version!

[iPerfection68]

You guys need deserve way more subs.

[kill4kill2kil]

press 3 for ''im fuckin jets''

[SBTiska]

Jets? I cant even fly fucking helicopters.. D:

[BarbarianStarcraft]

@SBTiska actually, i think jets are way easier to fly then the helis...

[ComradeOblivious]

@SBTiska It's technically more difficult to fly a helicopter than a jet in RL.

[EpicGamingAdventure]

@SBTiska Helicopters are harder to fly than jets.

[LockheedC130]

@SBTiska Flying a helicopter is way harder than flying a plane. At least in real life. Don't know about Battlefield though. You may be right.

[joestevebob]

OMG in BF2 I couldnt fly the jets or helicopters at all. This is so funny and true.

[saph2104]

Really?? Sacrifice the lyrics and tune so people don't have to here fuck? Stop censoring and realize that barely anyone gives a shit about FUCK

[saph2104]

@saph2104 hear* @.@

[Adelynthe]

@saph2104 Except youtube

[saph2104]

@Adelynthe Considering that Shane Dawson has 2 million subscribers, is partnered, and got there by being a vulgar asshole, I doubt Youtube cares.

[DJXeon93]

Who remembers Battlefield 1942 and how sensitive THOSE jets were?

[HeadbangingGlory]

i want to sing this whenever i play maps with jets

[spartan117gw]

BF3 FUCK YEAH. ground pounders all the way!

[thelegacyization]

i feel your pain buddy

[codustful13]

send it to 2 bucks

[coolflame0]

idk but its the opposite for me...when i play i own the skies LOL

[thegiantnome]

@TheWarpZone hey guys can you send me the tabs for this song?

[mfholland89]

this has less views than likes....

[Xaklyth]

@mfholland89 its cool, googling questions won't usually get you answers

[AAAstudios2]

This video is so true lol

[MrKacnarfer]

that was genious

[Don11995]

F*** YEAH

[klika509]

Ryan. This is genius xD!

Nice work cuz!

[ceb182]

are you an actor?

[Tpashano]

Awesome. Thanks!

[oanmn2]

dude make a full length song !!



[XIDoStuffX]

that was funny!

[NotoriusAce]

lolz " a bunch of gamer are there...... and then freddie wong...."

[Kukadin]

It sounds like they kept that the same as BF2

[wtothez]

LOL

[Leoofmoon]

I think it good as a contra song

[pillarmusicrocks]

if only your k/d counted in bf3 :/ ill be at the checkpoints. GG :D.

[JelLoSnArK]

How about an uncensored version?

[MrDonn80]

best song ever !!!!!!!!!!!!

[XFoolXProofX]

Lmao

When I close my eyes to go to sleep...."I cant fly a f@*$king jets" so awesome. But really they need to make jets and helos a little better. BS2 helo's were the best.

[InVINCEab13]

LOL Ryan you rock man keep the songs coming :)

[neoterous]

thumbs up for sulley!

[perpetuallynaked]

LOVE THE ENDING hahahaha gabe????

[TheWillofDC]

this is the first video i watched with my google tv! :)

[MrChaoscheese]

Please dont bleep the song, it ruins the flow of it.

[bradl3yyyy]

just like in every other battlefield if you can fly your an asset to winning because alot couldn't

[BertonGod]

Very funny. Please do a music video :)

[CyberlekVox]

Great song, love the who reference :D

[orginallos]

@xiHunterrx LIKE AN STD FU YEWA

[swe1sftl]

Epic! :D

[Madblaster89]

Dr. Who

[Madblaster89]

I can fly. I hate people who can't just don't get in.

[HistoryLubber]

Beautiful

[jdodds99]

I love you. Just saying

[warriors156]

so true it hurts lol