Rejected Commercials by Don Hertzfeldt

[lenenydahl]

my spoon is to big.. my spoooon IS to big!

[wallaby5716]

my anus is bleeding!!

YAYYY!!!!

[dragonshaydz]

Ah, now I understand where I get my sick sense of humor from. My mom must have had me watch Don Hertzfeldt's Family Learning Channel when I was a kid. It's very educational in teaching kids how to get a smaller spoon before scary bananas come after them, how to not take care of themselves so they don't get tumors, how to dress appropriately to fit in, not to trust strangers with bunny ears, and what the menstrual cycle is.

[edgirallenjoe29]

Niggers are bad.

[kevinbjohns]

45 people were... rejected...

[ellenmelon771]

Woah, end bit was WEIRD... but kinda cool. xD xXx

[Knoxvill25]

My anus is bleeding

[Derricroseaddict1247]

lol



[CreativeNamification]

johnson and mills FISH STICKS

Now With more Sodium!

SWEET JESUS!

Ahaha xD

[Microitalian]

Why does this not have millions of views?

[Brybabyking69]

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!

I AM A BANNANA!

[Brybabyking69]

Fat and sassy

[baba99614]

i live in a giant BUCKET

[JordanDMcG]

Ah, 240p....... we meet again.

[Morpheus6393]

Whaddaya mean, it wasn't made on drugs?

[kakashihatake10]

Don Hertzfeldt = The Father of Jhonen Vasquez.

[NeapolitanSixth]

Underrated moment:

I am the queeeen of France! *jungle drums*

XD

[hehehecheeseburger]

some of my favorite lines:

my anus is bleeding!

tuesday's coming. Did u bring ur coat?

do you? yaya!ya,yo,yaaaaaa,waaaaaaaaaa­aa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the queen of france!

dance, everybody, dance!

youmonkeyporkchopmickmooch!

[hehehecheeseburger]

my anus is bleeding!

[GodWarrior7771]

Muhai SPOON is too biyig!

[sk8apunkgirl]

I FEEL FAT ... AND SASSY! :P

[howlinwolf1759]

I saw this at a Spike and Mike Film Festival and it was hillarious then and I still see it today and I cannot help but laugh my ass off. I AM A BANANA!

[Fun2HavRound0806]

DANCE! EVERYBODY DANCE! =D YAY! =D LIFE IS GOOD! =D THIS IS FUN! =D MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! =D MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! =D MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! =D FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!! XD XD XD!!!!!

[Fun2HavRound0806]

His spoon's too big. His spoon's too big. His spoon's too big. His spoon's too HOLY FUDGE A BANANA!!!!!!!

[Mrjessicaray]

lol i would air all of these in a seccond you got tallent man!!!

[XxmusicizawesomexX]

I feel fat and sassy.

[amvitelli]

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!!!!!!! MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!!!!! I AM AN BANANANA  cracks me up!

[hehehecheeseburger]

39 people don't have any sense of humor

[MrCurtxx]

The first commercial is obviously satirical of manufactured demand and how in today's materialistic society, overconsumption and waste have convinced the general mass what is appropriate, which will inevitably result in all of us having "too big a spoon."

lol no....That is one fuckin trippy banana though.

[501thewesse]

This seriously fucked up! O_o

[eXpExor]

thumbs up for the bananna =D

[iszalgocomin]

LOL Why dont they show these? They're as random as hot spice commercials

[neoman289151]

What do these commercials have to do with...anything?

[Ingmatter]

39 people actually live in a giant bucket.

[dnd2011]

why would he make this for a FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL <__<

[MorzikTheKat]

this guy is messed up O__O

[peanutbutterspy94]

was that guy really the Queen of France? I think that cotton ball imploded :/

[peanutbutterspy94]

was that guy really the Queen of France?

[LetsMarcItUp]

I am the queeeen of France!

[Beastica17]

You know the world is awesome when a leaky anussed chicken nugget tells you to dance and have fun and that life is good

[claxtoncullen]

i love this

[yeahsteeeve]

(insert quote)

[hmlsskd]

I'm feeling fat, and sassy.

...

DOOOYOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[HolyTopples4604]

39 people don't have a sense of humor

[markf24]

MY ANUSSS  iss BLEEEDDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markf24]

in soviet russia dog walks human

[Ratfactor10]

Im a consumer whore! im feeling fat and sassy. honey come quck poopy's taking his first steps. tuesday is coming did you bring you coat?

[DroppedChild]

@Ratfactor10 Why don't you just repeat every quote from the video?...

[LULUluvsCHEER]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShAnthonyy]

Is the story about the Family Learning Channel and Don Hertzfelt true or did someone just make this whole video up?

[italiankilla58]

hahaha "MY SPOON IS TO BIG!" haha this video is so much funnier then "stick figers on crack"

[nickolentay]

my spoon is too big!!!

[FireworksBright]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA.

As everyone has said, the funniest part is yaaaay part.

Obviously, this is genious made into drawings.

Also,

when the banana comes in. "I am a banana."LOL.!

or,

I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET. lmao. ;)

[MegaCrem]

i live in a giant bucket :| so sad but so fucking funny int he same time xD random too :P

[Fgsfds1995]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[MsNiitah]

Interesting

[grandpaegg]

IM A BANANA

[13Blake1212]

HAHHAHA 2:49

[metacarpied]

Why were these rejected?

[gunsnroses96]

brilliant...this is the same guy who does the poptart pictures

[Halogator56]

What did I just watch?

[777static777]

@Halogator56 You, my friend, have just watched pure genius in video form

[tomatochan1]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!

XD That has got to be the best part.

[hwyckoffSNV]

wow.

[BMsolosers]

wow it is so funny go at 04:56 it is sooooooooooooooooo funny

[jonoandradio]

Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?

I live in a giant bucket!

[TheRockertilldeath]

This is the most amazing thing ever, hahahahah i totelly cracked up, Why cant all cartoons be like this, the ones that make it on air suk.

[montase1996]

MY SHPOON, IS TO BIG!! *banana walks in* I AM A BANANA

[acepumps]

my anus is bleeding.......

Yay wooo yahooo yay

[ACEinyaFACE]

Say, do u want to go see a movie?

I'm feeling fat, and sassy AAAAAAHHHH

DIOOOOOO

WAAAAAAAAAH IAAAAOOOOOOOOOO WOYOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOO AAAAAA WAYAAAAAAA OOOOOO

[daveserg]

for the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!!!!

[HockeyNut333]

My anus is bleeding!

[jackdot54]

my anus is bleeding

[dbandirons]

lmao i wish cartoons were like this today i would watch them all

[DUSKYMOO]

iv seen this video 104617 times

[pensarah1]

no you havent

[DUSKYMOO]

@pensarah1 yes i have

[OliviaMcLaughlin]

my spoon is too big(:

[TheHsza]

genius!

[up4u89]

MY SCHPOON IS TOOOOOOOOO BIG!

[up4u89]

I AM A banana!!!!!!!!!!

[rocketmustarddog]

I've been WAITING for someone to post this. Thanks :-)

[PinkOrangeTree]

Hahaha 4:00

[brennon171717]

im felling fat and sassy lmao!!!

[frankiekewl]

i am feeling fat and sassy!!! LOL!!!!!

[MattysGoggles]

For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

[NaturesSong24]

this is freakin funny!

[killingstrategy]

2:25 - 2:38

I LMFAO'd.

[DiabloFlames557]

I AM  BANANA!

[talissin]

What did i lost for 9 years...

[chelseajenks]

i am the queen of france.

[toplock22]

my ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winterking708]

LOL

[wesman1996]

MAH Spoon is to big. Mah spoon is too big! MAH SPOON IS TO BIG..... *awkward silence* I'MA BANANA!

[xLittleMissCupcakeX]

i love it =P

[CaseBucket]

yesss this is the era of a new epic in this world :D if these were on tv ppl would watch tv moree !!! lmao

[werePRETTYniffty]

lmao 3:59 like wtf?? lololol

[deathninja16]

dom fera's lazer collection is wayyyy better than this!

[NeloAngelo765]

It's totally not.

But I love the lazer colllection dont get me wrong

the best ive seen so far is sock baby

[maxxxxxx32]

Lazer collection is sorta gay at the end cause he does all that random shit, i hope this gets aired in time crap

[Assasin123453421]

MY SPOON IS TO BIG!

[ocpt105]

2:25 that wus soo hilarious i mean wtf...

[steffany000]

mah spoon is too big. that shit was randommm

[xxsexxixxox]

the spoon is too big , my spoon is TOO big. my spoon is too big. . . . . i am a bonana XD

[Zoey7729]

i lmfao after seeing this video its sooo funny!

[unknownsoldier37]

That last one was disturbing! o.o

[Zoey7729]

I AM A BANANA!!!!

[Zoey7729]

my spoon is to big

[JakeandMikeTv]

lmmfao, 5:40

[shiek911]

angry ticks fire out of my nipples

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!

(this isn't in the vid but...) PHUBRUB!!!

[Dajibbly]

I remember my thoughts on that particular segment as though it was 9 minutes and 21 seconds ago!

"Wait a minute..... Ticks don't fly..... TICKS DON'T FLY! SWEET JESUS, FLYING TICKS!"

MooooOOOOOOOOO!

[Littlecupoframen]

thankgod.. I thought the banana was gonna sing the peanut butter jelly song

=_=

[enviousxx]

Don Hertzfeldt is a god.

[Dajibbly]

Your choice of deity worship concerns me. But seeing as how this is the internet, I shall remain silent.

....waaaait.....

DAMN!

[Fermuertte]

this think is only shit for your head!!! xD!!!

MY ANUS IS BLOODING!! D: xD!

[the1ofF8]

i am a banana

[DaLeNaPooP]

omfg HAHA 4:54

[mellisco]

so what did this guy make these cartoons to piss off the people who hired him?

[RikardaBiljarda]

lol at 03:58

[01DrummerKid]

2:20 XD i couldnt stop laughing!

[rzlblrt417]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[pikminhero]

I AM A BANANA.

[justabitoff]

Todays Show Is Brought To You By The Letter A .... For Ass F***ing YAAAAAAAYY!!!!

[TheIllusoryGentleman]

I just really love the ending where everything dies

[TheDSofTime]

wow =/

... wtf?...

[poke12masta]

r u wonderin how u watched tht aswell

o.O

[TheMakeupterryl]

OMG lol.

[hazeleyesforever]

4:43 funniest shit i seen all day sooo funny

"o my god he is taking his first step"

Priceless

[pikminhero]

OMFG THE CROWD CHEERS HAHAHAH!!!!!!

[kellyandpeter945]

i wouldve totally put these on my network.... if i had one. THEY'RE HILARIOUS!!! lol thanks britt..

[AndrewsSecrets360]

My Anus is bleeding! For the love of god and all that is good!

[sundowniseeu]

And now angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

[raisethealarm7]

lmfao

[Lefunkymunky]

I'm feeling fat and sassy... DO-YOOO

[NotoriousLaxer24]

I am a consumer whore haha

[chocolatelove21]

lmboooooooo Do you want to see a movie? I'm feeling fat and sassy lol

[cgb591rocks]

that's just retarded.

[MMYDeidara]

you are retarded

[caffeinatedDreams]

I am a banana!

[NewEnglandRevs8]

Haha, its more like. "I am a bonana"

[NewEnglandRevs8]

haha wow...this is absolutely a waste of time but it is so funny! keep doing this random and pointless types of things, they're great! :D

[bouch182]

My anus is bleeding...

[RoseOfyourDreams2]

Yaaay~!

[KozuLiebtTH]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! *dances* :3

[UPGBERK]

hilarious

[fable105]

omg the funniest one was deffinateally your watching the family learning channel now angry tics fly out of my nipples

[homersproductions]

lol wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!

thats amazing cuz trust me i couldnt do that but thats freakin amazing

[thisisyourlasthope]

My spoon is too big

[IsMuted]

LOL WOW XD.

I can't stop watching these O_O.

So Hilarious!

[FatBlackPussycat]

I live in a giant bucket!

[lpsfreak]

I'm feeling fat, and sassy BOYO YAAHH BOOOOO YAAAAH

[dingaling24]

didn't this guy go on to make those weird pop tarts commercials?

[rawr1im1a1dinosaur]

i think so

[ZuneTunes70]

I wouldn't be surprised if he did

[kelseycullenx3]

I'M A BANANA !

lmfao.

[spottedclaw122]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!! MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!! lol!!

[lpsfreak]

my spoon is too big i am a banana

[kittypaw187]

k thenn....... lolz

[SyStEmOfAdOwN610]

and now angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

[Thyphix]

I really do think that is ingenious, I LOVE the final part where he crinkles the paper to add effects.

Sheerly brilliant, The simplicity really is something!

[kittypaw187]

i laughed so hard when it said "Im feeling fat and sassy" LOL

[Tomstar97]

stupid, but surprisingly funny!

my anus is bleeding!

my spoon is too big are definitely the best!

[Mexxico57]

they look like the fucking poptart ads

[kittypaw187]

yeah they do!

[escyborg]

???4.07

[insearchoflove101]

If they are really rejected from that channel, Iam not surprised..

[punkpashon]

That man is crazy. Why would you draw cartoons that could obviously scare little kids on the FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL! It would be different if it was like [adult swim] or something! But, the FAMILY LEAERNING CHANNEL?!?! I wonder what the people who rejected them thought of the commercials!

[Hypophonesis]

Did you actually believe that this is real?

[BlackAndBlueStainz]

Well, first off, it's obvious what the people who rejected the commercials thought of them. Hence, they were REJECTED.

Second off, not worries, this never actually aired or was even sent in. It's a joke.

[spongefan1]

Sweet Jesus!

[theloneplant]

is your spoon too big?

[Pancakegirl2012]

OMG Im DYING!!!

[Baseballwhatelse]

wow.........its like someone drew these and asked a kid to put in the words

scary

[aiq275]

violent and pointless, i love it

[DirectorJS]

my anus is bleeding!

[rortes]

o kurwa! xD

3:57 BEST

[musicrockssoletsrave]

xD i find that the first one the spoon was the best one!

[xWoIfx]

2:08 = LMFAO

[ge6me]

I live in a giant bucket XD