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  • Everybody watch my channel if you see this...

  • so the guy dances, blows, and wears a purple outfit.........NO HOMO

  • I would feel weird to have jack as a dad. I can only see him as a friend

  • @TheM00ingSheep Jack would be the best dad in the world if he can go to parent teacher conference and prank a teacher. Here, try reconsidering after you've watched this /watch?v=nJ7qNzx9-5Y

  • omg jack plz do more carl from sling blade you r so funny

  • poot! for that!

  • You look EXACTLY like one of my teachers .

  • This was stupid!

  • ozztenn is a sensitive homo..... not that theres anything wrong with that....

  • He does look similar to Paul Banks from Interpol though. Check out 1:07.

  • Nothing like him!

  • Jack you need to redo the design of your pooter. Because my friend has one and he has had to repair it many times. Gets slits in it.

  • @1981marcie did he get a little chap stick and put it on the hole?

  • @1981marcie why would he do that? This deadbeat gets more of your money if you have to go back and buy another one. Loser needs to get a real job, like a midget in the circus.

  • @Mog087 Pretty sure he's like 13 so he thinks it's cool

  • I hump a dude's leg and say no homo. Cause I just like his leg?

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  • u look really old

  • you r CUTE!

  • homeboy ftw

  • "no homo"? WTF is that supposed to mean? You are so homophobic that you are afraid people might think you are gay, if you say you like how someone dances? That's retarded.

  • @realisticHomeboy Shut up you idiot, someone told him to say it. your retarded. Get over yourself. Homo.

  • @xotqeyes Wow, you seem really retarded. Why don't you start by calming down? Then start saying something relevant. Does it matter who in the video said it? It doesn't. I guess you are another closet homo.

  • @realisticHomeboy Um you're the one who needs to take a chill pill. How are you going to come on a comedy channel and get butt hurt? Get over it hun.

  • @xotqeyes Seems you are the one who started calling me an idiot, retarded and get over myself, just because I made a comment about the homophobic "no homo" comment. Clearly it's you that need a chill pill, and stop getting so hurt over a comment.

  • @realisticHomeboy Yeah that makes perfect sense actually. You don't want people to have the misconception you're gay, so you clarify by saying "no homo". I don't see what wrong with that, you should calm down lol.

  • @drkshdw7 That's very homophobic. Why would people think you are gay? First, what's the harm if someone should think you are? It's not a big deal. Second, if you think people are going to think you are gay, because you said you like how some guy dances, then you are either pretty stupid, or you are so gay looking anyway, that you constantly have to reassure people you are not gay, OR you think you are so gay looking, that you have to make sure people don't think you are all the time.

  • @realisticHomeboy How is it homophobic? It's just clarification. And the harm is he doesn't want ppl to have that misconception. That's like saying what's the harm if someone thinks YOU'RE transsexual? (sry in'm not shouting but idk how else to emphasize that lol).

  • @drkshdw7 No it's not just a clarification. You have to be very homophobic to feel the need for such a clarification. Nobody will think you are gay because you said you like how some guy dances. And anyone watching a Jack Vale video already knows he's not gay. So no, it's not in any way just a clarification. It's a clear sign of having something against homos. And what exactly IS the harm in someone mistaking me for a transexual or a gay person?

  • @realisticHomeboy the harm is that if you're not one, then you're misrepresented in my mind. idk about you, but i like people to have accurate representations and conceptions of me, and i have the right to want that. And what is wrong with not wanting people to think you're gay? i want people to have the right idea of me so i want to clarify and make sure, just like a gay dude wouldn't want someone thinking and acting with them like they're straight. and yeah people do think that.

  • @drkshdw7 You are just being stupid dude. If it's a person you don't know, and are not going to know, there is no harm. If it's someone you know, they already know who you are, and if it's someone you are going to know, they will find out.

    The deal is that just saying that you like how some guy dances, does not in any way indicate you being gay. You have to be very homophobic to think it does. Therefore, even if you don't want people to think you are gay, there is no reason to specify.

  • @realisticHomeboy Look Homeboy, you're not being realistic. Why is there no harm? What if he tells someone else that I am not what what I actually am, and that spreads, and all of a sudden a bunch of people have some misconception of me? I want people to know me for who I am, relatively accurately. And if guys are sexually pleased by female dancers dancing a certain way (for example pole dancing), then it's not unreasonable to need to clarify that someone doesn't feel the same for a guy dancing.

  • @drkshdw7 Dude, how naive are you? When people way "No homo", it's not with the intention of clarifying anything. It's with the intention of showing that they have something against homos. At best, it's a modern joke. You are being way paranoid, if you think liking how a guy dances in any kind of way might indicate you being gay. I think about 99% of the population, including men, like how Michael Jackson dances, or Elvis, Tom Jones, etc..

  • @realisticHomeboy In the video, you could tell neither Jack nor the camera-man had the intention of showing anything against homos, clearly i was to show they were not homos themselves. You have to be a retard to not realize that from their voices. And I think about 99% of straights get turned on by sexy girls dancing, so wouldn't it be the same for gays (you could answer that question better than me)?

  • @drkshdw7 Should I clarify that I'm not a dwarf, not black, not a redhead, not fat? I guess if I like some kind of rap music, it would be a good idea to say "No black", just to make sure people don't think I'm black, right?

  • @realisticHomeboy Well Jack doesn't have to cuz you can see that he's not black, a dwarf, fat, or a redhead. The statement could indicate he is gay as I explained in my previous comment, so that's something to clarify. Theother things were clarified in the vid unless you're blind.

  • @drkshdw7 Why are you mentioning Jack? I said I should say so to you, to clarify, since you can't see me. Seriously, you are retarded dude. You simply can't defend saying "no homo", without being homophobic. No dude, the statement CANNOT indicate someone being gay. If you think it can, you are very homophobic. You are too dumb to continue this with and it's going in circles.

  • @realisticHomeboy Because he's the one who said it in the video you fool. How am I retarded? You keep making absolute statements like "CANNOT". You're ignorant if you think everyone who says "no homo" is homophobic. Prove that if it's true. Your labeling me even though i never said anything against homosexuals. You sound like a fanatic gay rights activist. You probably are lol, or you're actually gay.

  • @drkshdw7 You are clearly homophobic.

  • @realisticHomeboy See that, you can't answer those questions. You know I'm right about talking about Jack cuz it's his vid. You recognize your arguments have no foundation. You can't prove any of that, while I proved my points (for example the women dancing analogy). And you don;t know how to argue, you just keep repeating I am "clearly homophobic". Well, I'm not scared of homosexuals, but I'm not crazy in love with them like you are either. So I'm not homophobic, but unlike you I'm not gay.

  • @drkshdw7 I've already answered, but you are going in circles, and failing to realize your own ridiculous irrational fear of being mistaken for a homo. That's what makes you a homophobic person.

    See unlike you, I am not offended of you thinking I am in love with homo's, or that I'm gay, even though I am not. It's your problem if you have such misconception. What is however offending, is that you clearly don't see them as normal people, and you use the term gay to try to offend people.

  • @realisticHomeboy N I read the comments and you didn't have any answers, yet you kept making the argument. I don't know how many times I've emphasized it's Jack who said it, not because he has an irrational fear but so that people get the accurate idea of him. And I am offended of someone thinking I'm gay because it's not accurate, I'm not gay, that's what it is. If I was tall, I'd be offended if someone thought I was short for example. And it is standard to be straight, but I don't offend them.

  • @realisticHomeboy You are the one going in circles by continuing to say I'm homophobic when I'm not, and you keep saying it's about me when I'ma talking about the video. You don't know how to argue.

  • @drkshdw7 Actually, since you keep replying the same invalid stuff, I can't answer much else than the same stuff again. Why are you emphasizing that it's jack that said it? It's not relevant, just like most of the other stuff you write isn't relevant. YOU are the one arguing that there's is nothing homophobic about it. YOU are the one showing very homophobic tendencies. But you don't seem to be intelligent enough to understand it. Sorry.

  • @realisticHomeboy I am the one emphasizing it's JACK who is saying it so it's OK if HE says it, or if NYBODY, for that matter, says it. It's relevant because it's HIS video. See how you have no logic in your arguments? That's how. What homophobic tendencies do I show? And what's wrong with someone being homophobic? It's a psychological condition, like ppl have phobias of lots of different things. YOU are a fool. YOU.

  • @drkshdw7 Give up buddy. You are just repeating the same nonsense, and asking stuff that has been thoroughly explained already. You are just not intelligent enough.

  • @realisticHomeboy No, I repeat: I have read the comments, and you didn't answer. And you would give up, because you know this argument isn't going in your favor. And while I'm not a fool to say I'm smarter than you since I don't even know you, I definitely out-argued you in this. So I don't have to give up.

  • @drkshdw7 Everything has been answered. But again, you seem to not be intelligent enough to understand it. You are homophobic, or at best juvenile. You can't even see the false logic in your arguments, and yet you think you out argued anyone. Your level is so low, that it's not worth reexplaining anything, since you won't understand it. As I said, it's all already been explained.

  • @realisticHomeboy You keep repeating. I'm not homophobic, and even if I was, that has nothing to do with it. I'm saying it's ok for Jack to say "no homo" with the intention of clarifying he's not homosexual. You are homophilic. Your way of arguing is insulting the other person (as you try to do in polite, soft terms) and repeat that you won and that the other person is stupid (just look at your own comments, after I looked over them, that's what I found). That's not fact based arguing.

  • @drkshdw7 No matter how much you repeat that, the irrational fear of being mistaken for a homo, that you have shown, is exactly what being homophobic is. And whether you think it's ok for Jack, or anyone else, to say "no homo", it doesn't change that it's homophobic to think that it's needed to say that.

  • @realisticHomeboy How in the world is it a fear to want an accurate representation of you? And how the hell is it irrational?

  • @drkshdw7 Oh would you stop your lame excuse of being accurate. It's an irrational fear, because nobody is going to think you are gay, just because you say you like how some musician, who happens to be a guy, dances. You know this already. It's already been explained. Join reality. You are homophobic.

  • @realisticHomeboy There is no fear of homosexuals just for saying "no homo" you dumbshit, I've repeatedly proved that. And how would it be irrational anyway?

  • @drkshdw7 It's like you are retarded. You have zero comprehension skills. I have never talked about fear of homosexuals. I have talked about fear of being mistaken for a homosexual, and I have specified this to you many times. The only thing you have repeatedly proved, is that you can't comprehend the most basic english.

    YOU are the one with an irrantional fear of being mistaken for a homosexual, since YOU are the one thinking that saying you like how some guy dances might indicate that u r gay

  • @realisticHomeboy And Homeboy, you are clearly unrealistic. And a deceptionist with you username.

  • I would bang that chick.

  • is it me or does jack vale look like jim breur?

  • Man, this guy is so un-funny.

  • I would love to bang the shit out of that pretty chick with the giant mouth that takes up half her face.  Is it just me? :-)

  • @m3lbourn3OwnSydney DUDE THATS DISTURBING IM NOT GAY STOP SAYING YOUR GONNA TRY TO DO THAT STUFF TO ME.. BESIDES I SEEN NOW WHY U HAVE SUCH AN ATTITUDE AND R GAY IF ITS SO SMALL IT WOULD FIT IN A NOSE... THATS JUST DISTURBING LITTLE DICK.... HERES A THOUGHT CUT OFF THAT TOOTHPICK AND USE IT TO STAPLE YOUR COCK SUCKER SHUT THEN GO PLAY HINEY DARTS U FAG!!!

  • @m3lbourn3OwnSydney R U RETARDED? I didnt say anything about beer? oh and im not a jew.... im german so u were just a little off correct war, wrong side just like u now.... go drink a fosters n choke on it ya fuckin dick weed

  • I Love it Jack when You talk to us - makes me feel like we're friends! Thanks for all You Do!

  • Should've done Nonsense on her.

  • hahaha no homo

  • I think that girl is so gorgeous.

  • So damn funny I peed in pants!!

  • I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY "NO HOMO"

  • @ozztenn stfu gay ass

  • @sfshrimp shrimp you say no homo cause your insecure and think people think your gay ! The best thing for you to do right now is play in the freeway!

  • @ozztenn ok dude stfu you're a retarded i'm not going to discuss why people say no homo so gtfo faggot fuck

  • @sfshrimp your idiocy dumbfounds me! Typical homo neglected as a child! 

  • @sfshrimp homophobe

  • @ozztenn i love it when people say it "NO HOMO" lol

  • @ozztenn i think you are funny, NO HOMO though.

  • @ozztenn Why do you hate it? if i told my friend "I love you man no homo" its to make sure he knows im not a fag hitting on him... no homo

  • @ozztenn i love it when people clarify that they're not gay...

  • @ozztenn I know, right

  • @ozztenn its their cover up ;)

  • @ozztenn that way a gay comment, no homo

  • @ozztenn fancy a good hard shag? ...no homo.

  • Jack Vale ass is sure 4king big no wonder he farts so much

  • She looks like Deb from Dexter

  • Selling fart machines for a living....you got the life

  • i tried to order but to my suprise there is no amercan express option

  • does the chapstic really work?

  • @thejujubear i would guess it does, probably makes it sound wetter

  • @thejujubear it does i have a pooter and i put it on and it works great!!!

  • @20DrumSkater02 dude i ve gone thgrough 2 pooters! theyre endless fun!

  • Jack Vale is a beast at pranks!!

  • I Love Jack VALE!!...no homo

  • she was cute

  • more old man videos!

  • @m3lbourn3OwnSydney hers just an idea shut off your internet 4 a month after that turn it back on and with the money u saved buy a 4 pack then send me 1 for giving u financial advice. oh n next time dont use your internet to beg

  • chap stick hahahahaha

  • @m3lbourn3OwnSydney do you accept a rain check

  • @m3lbourn3OwnSydney sell your computer

  • lol who filmed this?!

  • I ordered my pooter!!!

  • Have I Told You Yet That You Look So Much Like Misha Collins? lolz You Should Do A Supernatural Parody

  • Haha yeah! Useing the word no homo, like some vids I made, "The No Homos". Check them out Jack n everyone reading this comment please!!!!

  • You should have said "I like the way he plays the Harmonica - No Homo".

  • haha this is so funny! thanks to this video, I'm never gonna buy a Ford or Lincoln product :D Woot!

  • oh jack! lmao you are so great! we love you!

  • She has a great laugh!!

  • he looks kindalike jhonny noxville

  • @COMMANDandConquer199 Nah. Noxville looks like Jack

  • Take a little bit of chapstick and rub it around the hole...no homo.

  • "i love the way he dances no homo" ahahahah your the best

  • Thanks a lot Jack for really reading your comments and replying back to some. Not many youtubers due that!

  • Yes Jack, you can't forget to say no homo. lol :)

  • ijack is supppppppppppppeer hot!

  • kinda boring seems like ur doing more vlog type vids now-a-days

  • no homo lol

  • The old man pranking her was too funny!!!

  • I like you.NO HOMO

  • man you look ripped right now lol. great work on all your videos jack keep them coming and i'll keep on watching, thanks man

  • @24JoeyL i hope ur 1st sentence is no homo.

  • @SkYwAcKeR100 i hope your name is nohomo. 

  • @24JoeyL yah thats my name roflmfao;-)

  • Ur still the best Jack!

  • 61 people are pranked by him

  • lmao i love that voice

  • I love Jack Vale Films... is this a repeat?

  • l0ve yur vids

  • lol funny video.

  • Jack looks like someone who belongs on SNL or something...not these crappy new skits... the old ones with Will and Sherry.

  • lol no homo

  • wait, im totally confused. someone explain the prank in the car to me please..

  • 55 people missed the like button

  • Damn Bro u Look in Dope Mode--

  • JACK I AM YOU

  • aw love it. Was that Mady on the stage with you guys?

  • jack i met that man live!!! hes awesome......no homo

  • jack i met that man live!!! hes awesome......no homo

  • lol

  • is this ur main job?

  • @ben790924 You need to ask that question to Nonya.

  • Jack you are the man.... love it all..

  • haha man your videos are so funny man lol! I always watch them when I'm deployed!

  • Pooters for stocking stuffers.. haha Thats awesome..

  • well u do a great job, and made me laugh a lot in your vids so thanks for that and i wish you good luck in everything

  • @KidzThezeDayz94 i meant the girl in the car at the beginning Lol.

  • i like the way he dances ...NO HOMO lol

  • i like the way he dances no homo haha

  • I got my Pooters!! :) Thanks Jack

  • Jack makes me laugh every day when i watch his videos. :)

  • I love the old man voice prank calls Jack!! They are funny!!

  • @sixstring49 Thank you!

  • @sixstring49 I love the old man prank voice, too! That's why we hired him!

  • just one question ... where is HERE exactly? I think thats a relative term. Like "here" for you is "there" for me, or vice versa. Whereas to my friend "here" for me is "over yonder" to him. I guess thats along the lines of "what time is it?" :P

  • hahaha that guy is hilarious. i like the way he dances too now that ive seen it lol NO HOMO XD

  • Jack your the man you were the main entertainment for my family this thanksgiving. I even had grandma rolling lol. Thanks man

  • nice car.....

  • more paranoid pranks please!

  • Jacks the man!!!!!!

  • am i the only one who doesnt understand the video?

  • @drizzy345 Nope.

    I don't understand it either lol.

  • I dont get it....

  • Stop! Do Not Say "No Homo"! Thats reserved for Homophobe Rappers... Great video!

  • Hey, I have a good prank idea with you! So you go to local shops and ask the people about a product, but every word you say you have to replase the beginning letter with the letter "t". Example: Tow Tuch Ts This? = How Much Is This?

  • Hey dude how do you hide your camera

  • i just DISLIKED the video hahahahaha :D

  • @baskorvv hows that funny? moron.

  • Jack man yer the bomb, me and my buddy have spent many nights sitting watching yer pooter videos laughing our asses off, I like how you listen to your fans about what ways you go about pooting that are the funniest, I prefer elevator, people in walmart, blood pressure machines, benches. Just so you know :D I actually bought a pooter from you a while back (although it developed a crack in it after about 2 weeks on constant use)

    Keep the funny stuff coming!!! :D

  • Awesome, as usual, Jack!!

    I gotta tell you, you're one of the VERY FEW people on YouTube that I'm ok with my kids watching. Good, clean, family safe comedy!! God Bless ya, brother!

    PS - You should sell the "old man" masks, too!! =)

  • Awesome, as usual, Jack!!

    I gotta tell you, you're one of the VERY FEW people on YouTube that I'm ok with my kids watching. Good, clean, family safe comedy!! God Bless ya, brother!

  • Jack dude...!! Happy Thanksgiving, bro'! Thanks for all the ass-kicking vids over the past couple years. We've absolutely laughed our asses off. Nice jacket, btw (no homo). lol Peace...

  • that girl is adorable o_o

  • jack if your having a bad day you must just sign on and see all the compliments you get and feel incredible! you are absolutley hilarious