No Reservations - Sweden 5/5

[random0moniker]

i have to point out that swedish jail cells are actually nicer than that. thats an old-timey jail that is now a hostel for the kicks. secondly our murder rate is actually quite low but we may well be the complainiest/whineiest fucks on the planet. thirdly; abba? wtf? since when does anyone listen to abba anymore?

[hackforloser]

What a Huscarl.

[Rimmer7]

After having seen LordKat try surströmming I really wanted to see this guy try it too. A true scandinavian classic that even most scandinavians don't dare to eat. :p

[SonOfNothingness]

nice hotel, i mean jail

[dreadwaste]

knitting?! THATS CROCHETING, DAMMIT!

knitting= two sharp, pointy sticks.

crocheting= one short stick with a hook on the end.

argh...that irked me as much as abba irked tony.

[GimmeKitty]

TONY IS SARCASTIC.

That's a New Yorker.

Get over it, eh?

He loves people!

[jhoolelaal]

man he fucked the shit out of ABBA in this show

[briantravelman]

God, I hated this episode! All he did was talk crap about Sweden and how much he hates ABBA and didnt show any of the country! I dont like this guy!

[Nigelxman]

@briantravelman He didn't talk crap about Sweden at all. What show did you watch. And you're upset that he trashed ABBA? lol

[sukigoesmonk]

@zillionx - dunno if this is the song you're referring to - adam f - circles (original mix)

[KottLoom]

Dream Job. Eat all you can, travel, and get drunk, and you get paid for it.

[medqua]

Is that a jail???? i looks like my old room...

[robertjansson72]

@medqua - I´ts an old jail in Stockholm that has been renovated into a hostel, it´s called Långholmen.

[zillionx]

anyone know the drum and bass song at the end? they've used it in the Quebec episode aswell

[65m4]

mama mia that bitch ahahah lol

[cfrancis]

2 guys on a bike isnt gay

[7DavidKim]

Naruto isn't gay.

[Jcolinsol]

But riding a Harley does make you a faggot.

[isolatedmynde]

@Jcolinsol riding a harley makes you a faggot?? if you mean that ... i dare you to say that to a harley riders face ...

[Jcolinsol]

@isolatedmynde

Hell yes it does. Didn't you hear? Legal definition of the term has changed. Faggot now officially refers to loud attention seeking Harley Davidson riders.

Actually we did joke about it in front of some Harley riders. They were all lined up with American flags for a biker funeral. Of course, those kinds are less poseur than your average Harley rider.

If they can't take a joke, fuck 'em.

[isolatedmynde]

@Jcolinsol it's one thing to make a joke... it's one thing to try to make a smart ass joke and just look like an ass... i just think you're rude and not funny is all.

[Jcolinsol]

@isolatedmynde

Sorry you feel that way

[dudeonthasopha]

@isolatedmynde it comes from an episode of south park. the harley riders are faggots joke.. yes its a dumb show and idk why but i watch it for some reason

[fuscian]

yes, it is. Only time it isn't gay is during a crime/robbery.

No biker in north america will ever let any non-female ride with him.

[DrQuantum27]

that jail cell looks like a goddamn hotel suite compared to the ones in America.

[zekev]

That´s because it is a jail converted into a hotel!

[DrQuantum27]

Well, that clears things up ha ha.

[minielin]

@DrQuantum27

Well, I'm pretty sure he is in an old prison which today is a themed hotel/museum. here is one i Stockholm, i believe.

[KottLoom]

@DrQuantum27 You should see the russian jail.........

[Zetsuki]

@DrQuantum27 Hahaha that's actually an old prison that's been converted into a hostel/hotel. ;) I've lived there xD

[TheBellaTenenbaum]

@DrQuantum27 It is a renovated old prison that is now a hostel for curious tourists! My grandfather used to work there! (when it was a prison lol)

[LankaOnE]

@DrQuantum27 Thats a VERY old prison that they turned in to a hotel man, trust me they don't look like that at all..

[knightofdarkness123]

I'm French Canadian and he made a show about us. I must admit he depicted us rightly so I can't complain about him, but what's so wrong about the way he depicted your people?

[akallabror]

At least he went to Maxi Grillen after a cold and way too early night out on Söder. I've been there a thousand times.

What do you expect him to do? Typical Swedes in Stockholm eat foods that are not native to Sweden. Should he go to Kungshallen and eat a nacho deluxe?

Stop being an idiot.

[7DavidKim]

lolpwned.

[Artfryne]

man i can think of at least two things that can go wrong binging on liquor and throwing axes...

[joisfantastic]

i need that phone thing

[nerves1977]

Poor Bourdain, he tries so hard to appear all macho.

[lucirz]

the swedish people seems cool man, are they really this humble in real life?

[pankinyek]

yes

[InUrFce]

Yup except for DrazzanDuo and the likes of him.

[rocnasty8]

Momma Mia This Bitch!!!!!!!

[buttlord123]

hahahh holy shit the swedish jail cells have hardwood floors , now that is swedish lol

[Excelion333]

Fuck ABBA. Shit he wasn't joking about swedish jails they are nice only a little smaller than my bedroom.

[Arcticstar47]

Great show really.

That prison in the end was Långholmen I believe, an old prison in Stockholm which nowadays is used as a somewhat controversial hostel/simple hotel. :)

[OPBWLOL]

did they really send him to jail for slandering abba?

[Risti2ss]

LOL

[LamaPaj]

@OPBWLOL

OF COURSE YOU CANNOT TOLOEREATE TIS KAND OF BEHEVIOR

[vergil18]

What a funny ending. I liked how he was about to hang himself.

[squeebl]

What, no surstromming? I wanted him to try surstromming.

[aphoticax]

hahahahha.......this is the best!!!

[gatheringleaves]

They sent him to jail for slandering Abba.

Hilarious

[rimmel10]

they did not send him to jail..thts his hotel room i believe. hahah

[Romanusrome]

mama mia this bitch. Bourdain rules!

[areitu]

I was hoping he'd find some raggare to hang out with!

[moathorlind]

Aah I love Sweden, there's no place like it!

[y4n3r5]

That's fuckin awesome! They sent him to JAIL!

[sexydecayed69]

WOWW what a collection of beautiful bikes ahhhhhhhhhhh gorgeous.

Here today hell tomorrow lol gotta love it.

Yeahhhhhhhhh Abba got the axe lmfao.