Awful Nintendo Games: Mario is Missing! Review

[Ssilevos1917]

paper mario had some damn good stories

[x7skittles7x]

How is walking around learning about king kong saving mario?

[PikminQRX]

Ending is halarious.

[cameron20101000]

Worse than PlayStation version of Bubsy?

[theTitanicandOlympic]

that pacman thingy is dumb you should play on mario's missing instead of wasting your time making these suckie reviews

[theTitanicandOlympic]

Mario's missing is probably the best mario game

[theTitanicandOlympic]

looks so awesome 

[theTitanicandOlympic]

i want marios missing it looks cool

[Furawatchi4]

I don't what anybody says. Your preaching to the choir. Most of your unscripted jokes make me literally lol. I love the one about the trivia games at couples night. :)

[NIkOPh500]

king kong look like it's masturbating the empire state

[silentf0e]

Its a good thing I rented this game back in the day instead of buying it

[PrimalxxFear]

Oregon Trail

[mandylynn0408]

i just thought this was stupid because you couldnt get hurt

[SeanSolomon11287]

Since your last name is burdman you should put Birdman at the end of each video saying your name BUUUUUURRRRRDDDDMAAAANNN LOL think about

[BluBoulzor]

What the heck is this? I have the original game at home and it has the exact same graphics off Super Mario World, it's more beautiful than this but the goal is the same and it's still a shitty game. Still I had fun with it when I was younger AND I DID NOT EVEN KNOW A SINGLE WORD IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!! I DID NOT EVEN REALIZED IT WAS EDUCATIONAL! I just tried everything randomly. God I had time to lose.

[badasshuneybadger]

Am I the only one who likes this game?

I liked running around and being confused about where to go.

[Blasted9001]

Screw all that King Kong nonsense, the real lesson in this game is: read the back of the box and do your research before making a purchase.

[Chaoitcme]

I still own this game. I got it as a kid thinking that it would be a standard Mario game. Man I was wrong. It really is not fun and it really is not that educational. It is just bad all the way around.

[Goltork2]

I have a game on snes called sim earth,and it's edjakashunal,and it SUX HORSE BALLS!

[sonicvsmario45]

am i the only one who thought this game was something on newgrounds

[Chaoitcme]

@sonicvsmario45 Yes I got this game back in the day on the Super Nintendo. Way before Newgrounds was ever around.

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

Nice emulator. I have this game for original SNES, and it still is too educational, and it still sucks. The game play is exactly the same as in Super Mario World.

[IseeYouNewb]

Type in Mario is missing on google, click on the first link and play it

You will be shocked, but you will see - it will be different than this :O XDDDDDDD

[franku26]

Wow this game is BAD

[franku26]

Wheres ur accent from man?

[Rakeization]

This video is awesome

[T3RRABYT3]

where is your accent from, bro? putting on a mario accent?

[ajcmario8]

if it wasnt for this game Malleo and Weegee wouldnt exsist

[razvyboss69]

i played that game on my good old famicom and i was thinking that this is gonna be the best mario game i ever played! when i played it all what i did was just walking and talking

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

I'd rather play Hotel Mario than Mario Is Missing.

[avigilnm85]

You. Fuckin need a life

[Jornev]

@avigilnm85 Yeah, while you're being much impressive living yours.

[Lunataari]

@avigilnm85

Don't we all :3

[MrIhatesafetymode]

You sound like a Dalek at 1:09

[SiMgUrL1721]

@TheStubdep Yea I never liked that either because he looked like Mario a lot. Well there's going to be a new Luigi game called Luigi's Mansion 2. It will be way better than Mario's Missing. Is it even a Mario or Luigi game? I know you play as Luigi, but it has Mario's name in the title. Mario's Missing is a terrible game because I couldn't even figure out anything when I tried it out with an SNES emulator. Mario's time Machine was another lame educational game.

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheStubdep Maybe they just didn't develop his concept at the time.

[robertsfunny1995]

Well in that case, Jeff, you're an @ss hole for playing it, I'm sleeping with your wife and all your children are actually mine. XD.

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheStubdep How else are you going to depict Luigi?

[robertsfunny1995]

What about Mario's time machine?

[NonstopRam]

This is the only SNES game I remember as a kid. Ofcourse I must have been 5 or 6 then.

[mattafields]

its not even a real nintendo game

[skezness]

the worst part is how much it looks like super mario world...

[Goujiki]

the game looks so bad i had to stop watching this video halfway through.

[DavesComment]

4:43 "King Kong lives on top a da Empire State Buildings!"

[thetwentyfourth]

"education" =/= school. The majority of a child's learning happens in the home. Presumably the idea is that parents (who then would have been the ones buying all nintendo consoles seeing as they were targeted at kids) would buy it so that their kids might learn during their gaming time.

Agreed that it does look like a crappy game though.

[TheMrSpartanking]

@thetwentyfourth What are kids learning from this game?

[thetwentyfourth]

@TheMrSpartanking Probably very little. I'm just saying there is a place for education in gaming (and visa versa) in general. The guy in the video makes a case against educational games being on consoles because schools don't have consoles. I'm saying much education happens in the home. Nothing wrong with an educational console game as long as it isn't rubbish.

[PRPHD]

Carmen Sandiego, the Trail Games, Civilization, Europa, mystery games, anything with involving critical thinking skills

[MXvsATV3DS]

2:09 if that was school, i would have fun at school....thats scary to think....

[MXvsATV3DS]

GEE WILIKERS MISTER! A MARIO GAME? WHY THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!!

[joeyohe]

@lip58 I do!!!! my school had 90's computer s and software

[SadieRayy]

You go to a used game store and there are like 20 copies of this game sitting there waiting to be adopted.

[Doommaster1994]

Actually, no. This is a rare game.

[SadieRayy]

@Doommaster1994 actually no it's not kiddo. I said what I said from experience. play n trade has dozens of copies of this game

[Doommaster1994]

Wow, really? On ebay, they are really expensive which usually means they're rare games. I know the guy who did the game's music too.

[SadieRayy]

@Doommaster1994 yeah i never heard of it before i saw the mess of them in they store

[Doommaster1994]

Yeah, my local game store has a few copies of the SNES version in the box, and they want $20 for it. What a rip off for a stupid game. They also charge that much for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom just for the cartridge.

[TheMhn5]

only sorta-good thing luigi has done?he star-ed in luigi's mansion the resident evil for children.that game did make me get res evil

[MsHenryTheGreat]

Okay. So. This sucks.

But I've always loved Luigi for no reason at all. It's unconditional.

[TheCandyYoshi]

@stanburdman this game is pretty bad. if you want to play a game in the SMB series where Luigi saves Mario, than play Luigi's Mansion. If you want to play a game in the Super Mario Bros. series at all, than play Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Sunsine, Mario and Sonic @ the Olympic winter games,

*3 hours later*

Mario and Luigi: Partners In Time, Super Paper Mario, Super Mario World, Hotel Mario, ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS!!!! 5 people must have disliked this video because...

[TheCandyYoshi]

@stanburdman Previously... 5 people must have disliked this video because they realized how they wasted their money on this game. 2 of those people must be from the Nintendo company. They probably know how much time and other stuff they wasted to make this game. Okay, so...that was my rant. I'm done now.

[XxNicoMinoruxX]

Wow this was a nintendo game? It has like the format of Super Mario World for SNES. Plus I swear I might have played something like this for SNES so did they remake this or something?

[Doommaster1994]

@XxNicoMinoruxX

Yes, there's a SNES and even MS-DOS and Macintosh version of this game.

[DraculaXHunter101]

The Funny thing was that when I was in Kindergarden I played educational games on an actual Video Game system. It was on the skinny PS1 and I think it was in mid 1998 and we would always play a shitty educational game on it.

[StephensStuff]

Also why is Kong 20x bigger than the empire state building? Thats bad education.

[TillIsLove]

I work at diffrent daycarecentre/kindergarten (or what you call it in english xD) in Sweden. Some of the daycares actually have flatscreen tv's and Wii.... That's kind of awsome... or sad, they should've bought Xbox360

[HenryvKeiper]

Man, this game was bad. This brings back some horrible, horrible memories.

[EwingPatric]

Ahhaha when I was in 3rd grade, me and my friend rented this game and literally sat up all night to beat it.

[masticina]

Hell even those wisdom tree "Bible games" .. how big is that market?

[xxonebludxx]

Anyone get a Breakfast club vibe at the end there?

[marin904]

holy crap another avgn wonna by

[DinerSals]

@marin904:

Holy crap, another troll.

[samuraikarasu]

Holy shit. I love your married couple conversation.

[ViperBroadcasting]

4:32 ?????King Kong LIVES on top of the Empire State builing??????

[CUZC0M]

hey idiot nintendo was out before PCs..........

[tenjhohedgehog99]

@CUZC0M wtf? No

[ViperBroadcasting]

@CUZC0M

No

[segonyosoftendo]

They now have wii's at my school

[Focapolina]

I'm not sure but there is something like the school with nintendo youre talking about a long time ago a japanese man told me about there was work testing and playing video games and they pay you for bugs, glithces and other mistakes you found but the dark side is that is only a company of the many licenced by nintendo but if you know something please let us know. Excuse my english i am not sure about it i am a french-mexican friend of you so i don't have 10 in the english class score.

[Focapolina]

I'am not sure but there is something like the school with nintendo youre talking about a long time ago a japanese man told me about there was work testing and playing video games and they pay you for bugs, glithces and other mistakes you found but the dark side is that is only a company of the many licenced by nintendo but if you know something please let us know. Excuse my english i am not sure about it im a french-mexican fan of you i so i don't have 10 in the english class score.

[JManBigBoss]

I'm not afraid to say, I cried at he Black John Memorial at he end of the riff. Good Night sweet, black prince....

[Remco32]

4:50

Nice emulator bro

[BigCrazytm]

Kid Pix

[Sabockis]

5:12 - 5:33 omg hilarious!!

[feckingbillgates]

HEY MAN THIS GAME IS A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK. DONKEY DICK ANUS. IT'S LIKE EATING THE SHIT FROM THE HOLE OF A BIG HAIRY ASS! THAN PLAYING THIS DICK GAME I LOVE ROLLING ROCK HEY LOOK! ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROCK AND ROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[olderloverxx]

well done stan its crap cos the japs had nothing to do with it, = crap ideas... bit cute eh? you went to elementry school?

[ElGranPikachu]

Oh Stan.... I missed your old angry funny reviews of atrocious games..

[19cartoon95]

Mario's Time Machine sucks, too.

[donutplay]

wait... WHAT!!? king kong doesnt live on the empire state building? oh my childhood was full of LIES!!!

[nhdaniele]

I think every funny game could be educational too, supermario world enhance people's brain more than this.

[pezilla123]

@nhdaniele fuck off. no education.

[nhdaniele]

@pezilla123 People of this generation are most clever than people of previous generation, that's a fact.

Electronic games has enhanced our capacities.

[Shintai123]

I remember playing a Mario Typing game when I was in elementary to teach kids how to type, that shit was funner that this.

[soniik]

You know whats funny, I beat this entire game once in my life and i felt like an idiot for sititng through it because i didnt read the things they were talking about i just found the items and guessed what they belonged to

[RedMclaren]

Jeff, a mario game, aren't those games supposed to be fun?

No Bob, it was a shi**y educational game.

Oh, Stan, I love your jokes in your critic reviews

[Archvile78]

i must be the only person on the planet who finished the SNES port...man i had too much free time when i was a kid. D:

feel bad for me.

[sojiro856]

@Archvile78 I also finished the SNES of Mario is Missing.

[Archvile78]

@sojiro856 Oh my, then you must know how that feels D:

[sojiro856]

@Archvile78 It wasn't too bad. It was definitely better than the NES version by the looks of it. The game's boss battles were horrible and the ending too.

[MexicanGnomes]

It was for children with parents who hate them. I was brought up playing only educational games at home.

[Harshfate]

OHHHHHH!!!! Stan the man with a WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SAN DEIGO reference!

[oldgreig2010]

Putt Putt was the only somewhat educational game I played....i remember liking it cuz i played it a lot. But yeah stan, I don't see any reason how knowing where King Kong lives is gonna benefit society in any way, shape or form....that is unless you want to learn how to fight airplanes off with your bare hands

[gheith001]

Just watched the new episode of ItCameFromPublicDomain. The movie they watched looks like it was made by Color Dreams.

[adj789]

Number Munchers!

[emoshady95]

I played a hentai game with that name. Princess peach wakes up and fucks everyone the end

[tntrampage1]

have you ever though about joining machinima?

[gheith001]

Sweet! For the first time in any video, NO DISLIKES!!!!

[Ketorulz]

Maths Blaster and Maths Circus were the only decent educational games I ever played.

[snow2312]

All the buildings look like prisons O.O If Luigi refuses to be educated, they lock him inside and throw away the key!

[fr3dster2424]

5:10 - 5:34 XD

[MrKiller7001]

fuckin disgrace to mario lol

[DeviouslyDevious]

Haha, I remember having the SNES version of this game and believe it or not I actually liked it and played it to completion.

I was a really fucking weird kid.

[ST0PM0SS]

i had a nes in my school, and one day i went to school shoved it in my backpack and strolled out, then sould to the principil for $100 and only did that twice.

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

To be honest, these games don't count, because they are not made by Nintendo.

[RawbThatPunk]

eff. RADICAL made this?! I'm glad the Prototype developer isnt making shitty games anymore :)

[PsychoMantistle]

@RawbThatPunk

But Prototype was boring and repetetive

[OhOneNine]

"Green fucking Hell."

[ZOMGX3]

Hey Stan, speaking of educational PC games, which ones you happen to remember/be found of?

[stanburdman]

@ZOMGX3 I don't remember what it was called but I played it in school. I built, like, pictures. I put a campfire and a traveling merchant together to create a scene and I clicked play to make them move.

[cheezpuff86]

@stanburdman Is it Storybook Weaver? Klik N' Play maybe?

[soytjuh]

@stanburdman yeah i remember! cartoon...something.. you could script cats humanoids to do dances and stuff and add speak balloons.

[venom477]

@stanburdman was it Kid pix?

[lip58]

@ZOMGX3 Remember Math Blaster? I do.

[ZOMGX3]

@lip58 Was expecting someone to mention that game. I've been trying to find ways to play the older games of the series as of lately.

[WrestlingSpoilerz]

i played the nes and the super nintendo version. they both suck. The music on the super nintendo version is very good gameplay sucks.

[Pooky1991]

Marios time machine must be next:D

[Sherkriek]

Loving the quantity of uploads recently.

[8bitPikachu]

all your children are belong to me

[pookieizzy7]

I'm surprised LJN wasn't mentioned during this

[hotwhire]

I think the time traveling Mario game is WORSE review it!

[skyth400]

i like the version of this game on newgrounds :3

[NIN992]

I got burned by this game back in the day. I had no idea it was an educational game. God this was so boring. Though I had the Super Nintendo one.

[waynestateman]

Mario's Missing and Luigi's Mansion....ugh horrible games.

[ZethSlayer]

@waynestateman Luigi's Mansion isn't that bad :P

[SiMgUrL1721]

@waynestateman Luigi's Mansion was an alright game because the replay value was infinite, even though you do the same things over again. It's still not the best Luigi game, but maybe Luigi's Mansion 2 will be way better.

[brawlmaster12344]

Mario's Time Machine is just as bad, if not worse

[kibjohn]

Agreed. Wikipedia is way better to research on things than this pathetic game.

-KT

[DrGnockerz]

It would have been so much better if it was about Luigi chasing Bowser around the world in famous landmark inspired levels.

[computerexpert3]

7th

[OreoBlizzardsRule]

@computerexpert3 ur a retard.

[HiddenDataFilms]

Wasn't this a CD-i game too?

[TheDabeavis]

@HiddenDataFilms that was Hotel Mario, which isn't an educational game unlike this crap

[OreoBlizzardsRule]

@HiddenDataFilms I think you mean Hotel Mario.

[HiddenDataFilms]

@OreoBlizzardsRule Well yes that was CD-i but I could have sworn this game was for the PC or CD-i too.

[stanburdman]

@HiddenDataFilms It's for a lot of stuff. A good rule of thumb for bad old school games, chances are, the more systems its on the worse it is. This is because game companies were mean, ruthless, and evil.

[sora8711]

No wonder Luigi was never as popular. All Mario fans remember him from THIS game!

[DickSimmons2]

WEEGEE!

[Pitz00]

0 views? Do I not count?

[chincherrinas]

@Pitz00 lol finally a non annoying and humorous way to express that you're the first viewer

[heyjeySigma]

@Pitz00 doesnt the view count show how many people have seen the video BEFORE you?? i think it does..