mass effect romance (Kaidan and Shepard) with HUNSUB

[Lawfish66]

@sarakatefisher9 lol you'd fuck his shit up when you bunk with him lol

[sarakatefisher9]

Joker should be romancable.

[poslednisoud]

Hmmm, romantic melody. From original Friday the 13th or something from Hitchcock?

[hellosidra]

Kaidan is such. A. Boring. Mofo.

[fiestotiempo]

Jokers a goddamn cockblocker111

[Hydralisk240]

A fenébe is, ez a csak Shepard dögös :DDD Mondjuk fura, hogy a csaj is meg a faszi is Shepard...

Amúgy de jó érzés magyarul látni ezt a videot :D

This women Shepard is cute.

[AliceJasperfan]

please tell me I'm not the only one that said this at 1:31

Kaiden: "Shepherd you make me feel ..."

Me: "*sing* Like a natural woman!"

oh god sorry it just had to be said!

[BiologicalClock]

You know, I don't even care about the nudity or or whatever. The thing that irks me about the romance scenes in ME2 is that they lack the same passion and the urgency as the ones in ME1. They also feel more like little sidequests rather than something that is actually affecting the story in some way. Hopefully the relationships will be more intriguing in ME3, especially since Kaidan/Ashley/ and Liara will rejoin the crew.

[luvondarox]

@BiologicalClock ME2 was lacking a lot of the passion and emotion that was in ME1, I think. Facial animations alone took a dive in the sequel...

[slicedcrayon]

@BiologicalClock Yeah, no more bumping heads with Garrus

[aagressivelly]

8D

[penisflytrap909]

Wow, sex scenes on the first one were much better than the 2nd.

[An00bIS22]

ASSUMEING DIRECT CONTROL OF SHEPPARDS ASS!!!!

[An00bIS22]

Shepp has a sweet ass...

[Kronaras13]

0:46 I want you to know, well, i've enjoyed serving under you. xD

[Geri2033]

battlefield flirting

[mamobster1500]

I like the music when the talking occurs.. haha

[XnoTORIous127X]

2:24 talk about awkwarrrd O.o

[hangingbythemoment]

Kinda random. They just went like. BAM! lets screw!

[TheRaysa1989]

buenas keria saber como se hace el romancem,m pase el juego y no tenia ni idea k se podia hacer voy a pasarmelo una segunda vez..si alguien m puede ayudar k m diga :D

[EternityofDark]

Eh. The sex scene here is beautiful and in good taste, but I still won't be romancing Kaidan. He's okay, I guess.... I was sad to leave him behind on Virmire. Didn't want Ashley either, but I had to pick. Joker romance FTW.

[KoolKidKarl2k8]

I cant believe so many people get so butthurt over a 1 secont butt shot scene

[voiceofbooks]

... lol all i could think was... she's doing Carth she's doing Carth she's doing Carth she's doing Carth

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@voiceofbooks Bastila's doing Carth... 

[scrapz8101]

@4TheOneWithOutAName Pretty sure Darth Revan is. :P

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@scrapz8101 * face-palm* No.... Bastila is doing Carth (Bastila = Shepard|Carth = Kaidan)

[scrapz8101]

@4TheOneWithOutAName I know. Rofl

[Hotpinkrandomness]

At least in ME2 Kaiden sends you a letter saying he's sorry and that he hopes you're okay and the he wants to see you again, but Ashley, she was just a huge bitch. No letter from her. 

[Valain100]

@bohewe hahaha i laughed quietly for 45 seconds to your comment, well done sir :)

[xFegzx]

Lol

[DBZisthebestanimever]

its stupid for a soldier to nail the commander it should always be the other way around

[AgressiveScribbler]

Lol turn on CC.

"I've enjoyed serving under you" = "I've enjoyed serving honey"

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@Zoneh don't worry he gets his own memorial fund in the second one plus I don't like Ashley's voice very much it's okay during conversation not in the Horizon cut scene... but that's my opinion

[Closen0ugh]

Joker: Bridge to commander Shepard, THIS IS A COCKBLOCK.

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@Zoneh Poor you... I killed that stupid little elf that wouldn't let me into that chest!! >.< err... I'm mean Ashley, her smile creeps me out

[XxDragonGurlxX]

I think it's because of Kaiden's voice that makes me very attracted to him... Makes me think of Carth every time I hear him talk. Kaidan needs a Carth beard. Now.

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

@XxDragonGurlxX I hear ye! Carth was my 1st videogame 'crush' ;D, partly because of his bewitching voice. Could listen to him all day. Also, very lovable personality. Ha ha when I think of it, how they wanted to make a chick-magnet for ME2 romance and came up with Thane, they should've given him Alistair's of DAO voice: attraction guaranteed ;D. Still, Joker beats 'em all.

[kampftomate]

@Fr34k1ng0ut

at least thane is like "i want you!". Garrus is like "sounds funny, lets try!". Jacob is "wha, if you command...*cough*"

mhmm....alsitair in mass effect: "here, i picked this rose on this planet where everything tries to eat you...OUCH!"

[jimbo734]

a ten second cut scene? wow he dosen't last long.

[tranquillofdarkness]

Joker is such a cock block XP

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

Joker is envious ;D mwahaha. But really, I'd rather be 'rolling my oats' (*wink*DAO*wink*) with Joker. Kaidan is so plain, cold and boring :o.

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@Fr34k1ng0ut if he was romance-able in ME2 I would of cheated on Kaidan for him... but no...

[bananacheesemonkey]

I'm more confused as to why shepard dressed so quickly leaving kaiden naked on the bed O.o

[VICTORZITOSS]

@bananacheesemonkey she's a voyeur perhaps¿

[GraceJohnson9746]

Kaiden is the best ^^

[AngusTheWolf]

ummm kaidan? i know where gonna sleep together, but could you back up a bit while where talking?

[MrQueenie]

Your a sweetheart Kaidan:)

JOKERS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE

[TheBadShaman]

Alenko is damn awesome man.

Thats why I killed Ash so Alenko could survive.

[tkasich1]

@TheBadShaman For me, even though it's a video game, I think of all my squadmates and crew members as my family. I made a male Shepard and allowed Alenko to survive because:

1. I'm a fan of Kaidan Alenko.

2. I think of Alenko as a big brother.

[TheBadShaman]

@tkasich1 I can understand that. Alenko is smart, wise, and he has lots of life experience.

Though you can't exclude and not admire what Ashley has to offer.

You may not see it during the game, but she slowly progressively begins to understand aliens. She is ignorant at first with aliens, believing that they shouldn't help us, but she learns thats not true.

Plus you have to admire that Ashley wants to be the best soldier ever, because of her grandfather.

Also she has a close family.

[tkasich1]

@TheBadShaman I like Ashley too. One thing I don't like about is that she doesn't trust aliens. And I can understand why. I know she is a good person. And I think of her as a baby sister (in the game).

I also think of Garrus as a brother, student, and partner-in-crime. I think of Wrex as a grandfather (because I believe he is an old man). I think of Tali as a baby sister and Liara as as big sister (because of her age).

In "Mass Effect", I romanced Liara. & in "Mass Effect 2" I romanced Tali.

[TheBadShaman]

@tkasich1 I think Garrus is literally like your protégé in the game. He thinks of you as the teacher, because you literally tell him whats good and bad.

[tkasich1]

@TheBadShaman Yeah. That is mostly true. I hear alot of people think both Kaidan and Ashley are the whiniest people.

I think that is NOT true. Kaidan and Ashley are just too emotional most of the time.

On Horizon, I understood their disapproval of Shepard's alliance with Cerberus. I know all the evil things Cerberus has done. And Cerberus talks about wanting to put humanity in first place.

Who cares if we are not a better species. At least humanity gotta seat on the Council.

[Serenity2Witchs]

What I've always wondered is, What if Joker called when Shepard and Kaiden (or anyone for that matter) were doing the nasty.

0.0 compromising to say the least.

[sErgEantaEgis12]

"Joker is waiting for you on the bridge commander!"

Dude you're fucking naked nobody takes you seriously when you talk like this!

[AndreaRoberts]

Your Shepard is very pretty btw. :)

[Lauranna]

Damn Kaiden is hot! I had to practically restrain myself from licking the screen.....Just Kidding! But on a scale of 1 to 10, Kaiden is an 11!

[TheSethplate]

hungarian subtitles yaaaaay

[wii3400]

your shpeard doesnt look too bad.

[fishorse]

OH HAI CART---oh it's Kaidan. Nevermind.

[russianflames]

@2;06 SWWWWEEEEETTTT!

[ColeVecsion]

I have to admit, that is one of the best looking femsheps i've seen here, i'd have made the eye brows a lil thicker since they're difficult to see from a distance, but otherwise she's expertly crafted

[Phoxyrockz12]

lol way to ruin the moment Kaiden ^.^

[XxBlueEyedBeastxX]

I would say he cockblocked Kaidan but they just did it soo...yeah but he has interupted before. He's just mad cuz no one tries to romance him!

[BlackMarketDude]

naked chick on the bed yea....a good view.....naked dude on the bed..jus looks weird...

[qWpable]

2:20 OH MY GOD KAIDAN HAS GOT TITS!!!!

[Yuimachan]

and they couldn't put this much effort and work into mass effect two romance scenes? most of them are just cut aways, some don't even have a kiss. lame. . .

[ColeVecsion]

@Yuimachan lol this is the only one they get naked in as well, even dragon age keeps the undees on (which is humerious to say the least)

[TheBravethunder]

Just get Kaiden an Shepherd reskinned and it's epic Carth and Bastila romance :D

[jetsiol0]

Now i must google the meaning of 'bunk'.

[samuraichikx]

Jeff Moreau...moment ruiner!

[BackdII]

Éljen a  Magyar felirat :D

[3rdGageWar]

You make me feel like a human. ...uhm Kaiden, what are you otherwise?

[Joricky12]

@3rdGageWar Well technically he isnt 100% human lol

[3rdGageWar]

@Joricky12 True. He is a biotic exposed to ground Zero of a blackhole antimatter explosion, Sort of like Asari. But not super sexxi and blue like in ridiculously tight fitting clothes, despite the purpose of such clothes.

[MrTylerSiwy]

Its carth! OMG! hahahahhaa

[Nightshadez]

@MrTylerSiwy Ironic that carth and bastila are gettin it on ;D

[MrTylerSiwy]

@Nightshadez Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I just realized that now! Bahahahahah!

[missystar013]

whoa...lol Shepard's gettin some! XD

[Breakfast221]

@ tkasich1 Yeah but then he might not have been alive...

[BlackIrishman100]

i hate kaiden hes so whiney

[tkasich1]

That was beautiful... Until the Illusive Man fucked their relationship up.

[Volkerr26]

@tkasich1 I got so mad when I realized he set that up. ):<

[pokelord220]

how can i find that music in the backround when they r talking

[CameliaMaeve]

@pokelord220 Itunes has it. Just look for the Mass Effect soundtrack

[Peacefulmoments]

@pokelord220 It's called "Love Theme", you can find it on itunes

[iAsian92]

COME OOOONNN.

They should've had at least one more recording (JUST for this scene) of "Joker's waiting for you at the bridge." instead of "JOKER'S WAITING 4 U AT THE BRIDGE LOLOL!"

>.> totally ruined the moment.

[GryffenPuff]

Lol the following exchange can happen:

Kaidan: If things don't go well, I want you to know-- I've enjoyed serving under you.

Shepard: Kaidan, I don't think I've ahd the pleasure of you serving under me yet.

Kaidan: Ouch, I walked right into that one.

If I had ME I'd stay loyal to Kaidan :)

[Lauranna]

JOKERS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BRIDGE. That always makes me laugh! One minute he's all soft spoken and then he practically yells at you. I wonder if he uses a similar tactic on all the women he's slept with.

[xVanderr]

ick computer graphics... i think

[IronMotif]

It's just her ass, not like it shows her tits or anything

[Fibigor]

If you really take this video seriously don play ME2 because you will get an Heart Break

[wardogs83]

I wish the scenes were this good in ME2...

[imbadatnames390]

@wardogs83

there was too much controversy over it,these days people are alright with having violence,drugs and alchohol in video games but sex is still considered bad,even rockstar had to back down over the hot coffee incident from san andreas

[HoomanOfTitus]

Wow, I don't think anyone told Raphael exactly which scene the "Joker's waiting for you on the bridge" line was part of... Silly sound editors.

[Kronikwookie]

what happened to the beautiful sex scenes in ME2? seriously.

[FayeFlutter]

@Kronikwookie the creators werent alloud to do it anymore if they wanted to make ME2

[demonhoopa]

@Kronikwookie likely the religious right "happened" to them.

Killing people = good

Femshep's naked butt = bad.

LOL. America fuck yeah!

[mjcullen108]

@Kronikwookie Fox news happens. They better show us something in the third game, or I will RIOT.

[Fireandbubbles]

@Kronikwookie EA bought BioWare.

[papapudding]

2:08 He looks at her as if he never got laid.

[kanariad2]

damn i wanna sexy scene with thane too...but i only get a kiss :(

[SicSlaver]

I guess Fox News was offended by that nipple that appeared. Oh goodness not a nipple!

[koolgosh]

this is so cool..and it has so much nudity not just "little nudity" as some of you say but i hoped to see some ...... you know dicks and pussies it would be much much cooler ;) well that's what porn sites are doing on the internet!

[crazymonkeys28]

i love how he talks he's so great

[johnthedigidestin]

Nice romance dude. I'll give this 5 stars.

[MrMattkingg]

they didnt actually play the game mxhm91 they just assumed "romance" meant there would be sum porn in it

[JTjason896]

lol why is there no 480p HQ? just low quality and 720p HD xD

[Orcraider94]

It is sad that Bioware didn't want to take a chance with ME2 and they toned down the love scenes. I think it was cool that they put it and besides, we don't see alot for those scenes being criticized.

[Bean733]

ME2 seems like a ladder removed to me... I mean really the scenes should be better in ME2!

[funnybunnygirl1]

nah, definitely not as hot as the aliens in me2:D

[sestrensaz]

JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE! NO MORE SEXY TIME FOR YOU! lol... Seriously, that makes me laugh every time.

[crimsonrhodelia]

Mmm, love that collection of sexy man pixels! :D

[OptimisticClearly]

Holy moly that was scary. You see a naked Shepard, then all of a sudden, she looks like one of those people in a horror movie that kill you! D:

[KiDKEV1N]

this is wierd cuz i only think of shepard as a man lol so it feels like he is gay

[Hellyn18]

Shepard is expert on dressing back on xD *Have sex, then 1sec later she's dressed on staring at him* :P

[InuKH2Sammy]

you gotta love it when seth green ruins the moment!

[Dustehue928]

:O__________ naked Shepard!!! wow!!!

[mact100]

male prostitution much?

D:

[winkthatnudge]

Why can't we see this in ME2? x3

[AChOhAnO]

@winkthatnudge Becuase of those idiots at fox news!

[winkthatnudge]

Seriously?

[AChOhAnO]

Yup. Just search 'Mass effect fox news' should come up :)

[Rakelitah2012]

lol my Kaidan always survive

[StandardNeekeri]

its been a long time since i met a woman with a ... *joker interrupts kaidan saying penis*

DAMN

[jono501]

lmao

kaidan wakes up. shephard is fully dressed...watching him sleep...naked...

[vampireboy771]

THIS SHOULD NOT BE LEGAL!

[MageApocolyptia]

ditched him for thane in ME2.... couldnt help it!!! he acted like such a prick on horizon... ah well. I'll just have two saves; one where I'm with thane and one with kaidan :-)

[flemifemi]

Currently playing the first one. Kaidan creeps me out and he looks like he has no neck lo so i dismissed him. he eventually turns out to be a prick eh? Im saving myself for Garrus in ME2 hes sexy! : P

[MageApocolyptia]

loool i just couldnt with garrus, he seems like more of a good friend than anything else..... i was sure i would stay with kaidan (even after he acted like a douche) but then thane entered the game and.... well... nuff said :-D

[flemifemi]

Yess Playing ME2 now! Omg I know what you mean about Thane! Very regal very sexy and that nickname he give you woooo! lol but i decided to stick to my guns and keep Garrus. Is it true what Maymoo is saying? Is something gonna go wrong with Garrus?

[MageApocolyptia]

@flemifemi hmm i dunno, i havent done his romance so... it could go any way, really. to be honest I wouldnt be surprised if a problem crops up with all of the romances in ME3, it makes for more drama :-D also garrus is a turian, so the physical side of the relationship is probably...complicated..... :-P

[maymoo92]

@flemifemi

I've played ME2 and I'm not going to spoil anything if you don't already know, but you might not feel that way after you recruit him.

[flemifemi]

Really? Does he end up being a prick too?? oh dear : P

[maymoo92]

@flemifemi

Hi, so listen that comment was my annoying brother who thinks its funny to mess around with my account (i swear I have gotta change my password....)

Anyways don't freak out, my guess is that he was just trying to make an extremely bad joke which I will not go into detail explaining.

[Gamemasters270]

if you saying about dying members, then you can save all of them its quite easy actually

[TidusX32]

JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE.

[lalaloola1]

Looove KAidan! Want him to have a greater role in ME3!!

[goldenfire88]

@lalaloola1 My Kaidan died.... :[ Only because i tried to save him at virmire, but it glitched somehow and kind of froze. so i reloaded it and saved ashley

[lalaloola1]

@goldenfire88 Nooo thats not good :P Kaidan should always be saved haha :D

[goldenfire88]

i made him die again......why?!?!?!

[lalaloola1]

@goldenfire88 Is it your game thats glitching everytime?? It hates Kaidan!! You bought a Kaidan hating disk!!

[goldenfire88]

I guess haha.

[tkasich1]

@lalaloola1 I hope Kaidan comes back to help Shepard fight the Reapers. And I hope after the whole Mass Effect 2 PS3 game is done... BIOWARE makes a DLC where you team up with Kaidan/Ashley and repair your friendship/ romantic relationship after the Illusive Man's devious stunt on Horizon.

[Lauranna]

Jesus christ! I jumped out of my skin at 2:32! Damn you Joker! He nearly gave me a freakin heart attack!

[PR3Y4K1ll3RGR3Y]

God damn now i want to get mass effect 1

[Illuminatus42]

I could listen to Raphael Sbarge's voice alllll day <3

[JJessicaJJ7]

kaiden's a sweety

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

to think the narow-minded people threw a fit over THIS?! - 20 bucks says Joker was listening in the whole time hehe

[Luxa3000]

That would be uber scary... thinking about ugh! Evil joker *shudders* Kaiden is a super sweetheart.

[seanserj321]

show me your tits lol

[seanserj321]

for me it is so hot

[itsmecandy]

Kaidan's a pussy. Jack from Mass Effect 2 is betterrrr.

[Skillside]

@itsmecandy Like hell...

[Gaxo2]

Jack is a woman.

[buttonfiend]

Dat ass. B]

[ICI4MOR3VII]

itz just an ass why do people go like OMG TO MUCH NUDITY!!!

[ArsenalDave04]

sorry but kaiden is dead in my eyes

[nickyrospapa]

i played this game and i could not get a romance going with anyone..i played both a female and male..guess i just stink at it..and they showed nudity! i want expecting that but i guesss what its rated its understandable

[psycobando]

You made a damn fine looking girl there buddy. Just sayin.

[Merchant2006]

JOKERS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BRIDGE.

Romance Kill!

[superiormansex2011]

@Merchant2006

exactly... stupid kaidan XD

[MXhm91]

I dont understand why some critized this game having a sexual scene in it... it is quite the romantic scene if you look at it and there's nothing wrong with a little nudity

[AtemiRaven]

True, and besides, those who are complaining that it needs censoring for the "younger" ones, perhaps they should not be playing a fecking M rated game in the first place :) This game was never intended for lil' kiddies.

[Silverterror]

Yeah, well, some people are just fucked up idiot haven't cut the umbilical cord yet. So every time they see something they consider offensive they go home to mommy and cry, "Wah! Naked bodies! Wah!" Which in its own way is kind of funny.

[lordifandk]

@MXhm91 i agree, but i quess some overprotecting parrents fiends it gross, when such stuff is in games but hey thats why it was rated to 18 and not 7 right?

[MXhm91]

@lordifandk , yeah it's rated for a reason xD

[ApatheticMisanthrope]

@MXhm91 Even my prude best friend (Omg she flipped out about the female citadel outfits) was okay with the tiny nudity in this scene. Cause I mean, if their gonna do it- do it right!

[binderfind]

@MXhm91 People were scared that children were watching this, since they had no idea about the ESRB, and the general misunderstanding that all games are for children. There's a guy here named kirithem that has some really interesting views on the sort of stuff, you should check him out if you want.

[yeaaaahlol123]

why cant the krogan get it on? ;)

[monkeyzrule86]

rough, possibley angry, and very disturbin o_o...

do not want

[halferuga]

WTF? Shepard is a woman? It's like a mod or something? I hope it's not a spoiler...

[dracogaming13]

@halferuga you can chose a male or female Shepard it is a role playing game.

[halferuga]

Thanks)) I've already got that. It was my first RPG game so i didn't know that)