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  • Not sure why he was complaining, Kinzie started following him after he killed her.

  • hahah xd 17:10

  • "i wonder if you hit a dick hard enough it jizzes"

    well, yes it does. long story; i had been cleaning some seats makeing sure nothing was on them but there was a little spec on one of the seats that annoyed me alot. now the seats were made of velvet so i just smacked the spec off the seat, hard. and of course i ended up wacking myself, it was painful... i think you can figure out the rest

  • 21:52 Michael comes in and there are bodies everywhere. Michael: wtf happened here!?

  • Drunk guy flying helicopter. Right as u guys said that u passed a liquor store.

  • This reminds me so much of Mystery Theater 3000. just for games!

  • Where is the quote: "Your bitch chose me." from?

  • did geoff shoot them with the tank

  • You could play portal 2 i would love to see you two kill each other during trust trials.

  • 1:50 that last challenge unlocks right after the zombie mission so dont worry about it

  • what clothes are Geoff wearing in this part pls tell

  • its hilarious how they have The Dick Knight in all of the tags now XD

  • lol

    

  • geoff is an asshole to michael ...

  • @TheAllKnowingTribute *trows pretzels*

  • my name is ray :)

  • @TheAllKnowingTribute Thank you for blessing me with this information. I am also sorry to hear about your prostate cancer.

  • I fucking hate god damn bufffering.... Arrrrrtghhhh

  • quit yelling simons

  • why is geoff so deppressed he needs to take some meds man

  • Geoff may be the only straight man to say "Wheres a dick" and"how does my butt hole taste"

  • tags, lol

  • Holy.. shit. Holy.. FUCK!

  • lol thumbs up my com if u love this lets play

  • @micky230598

    Me too ;)

  • im probably slow lol but i just realized there is no number 7

  • i am 1 of those 5 girls watching this

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  • Who else new as soon as they hear it there was gonna be like 10k jizz comments

  • JIZZ..... reservoir?

  • Is a girl watching this. Probably shouldn't be letting my little brothers be watching this though, haha :P

  • like if you looked at the tags!!

  • paingasm?

  • Omg rage quit is from Jersey? I love him even more now.

  • This is the second time he told us about that bumper sticker

  • @CommanderBIG55

    So dude, there's like this car right, and they've developed like, a way for it to use use water right, as fuel.

    Like, dude, it's a car that runs on water. IT RUNS ON WATER, DUDE!

  • @TheAllKnowingTribute I'm throwing pretzels at you

  • @l361tprodigy I'm thinking the other guy didn't get the reference, but meh.

  • @TheAllKnowingTribute well if your talking about That 70's Show which is fucking awesome, then you would know that when Hyde says that they all throw pretzels at him

  • @l361tprodigy I was also kinda thinking about them throwing beer cans or some other kind of crap at him.

  • at 17:57 gus yells, "YOU CAN PICK UP YOU CELLPHONE AND ORDER ONE!!"

  • 11:50 Badassery at its finest

  • best show on pc

  • WE ONLY HAVE TO GET TO 88MPH

    @ 00:26

  • such good friends

  • Is geoff a dad

  • i love horse be more pleasant or ill get everybody to unsubscribe you i now am shocked you hate horse what other things do you hate *unsubscribes*

  • @Spartenworshiper21 They are pretty busy yanoe, porse was just uploaded to youtube as well.

  • you Geoff is punching a dick every time he says Excuse me officer

  • *is a girl watching this* ... >_>

  • Dude....

  • 27:39 Optimus Prime

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  • Geoff's laugh cures cancer.... Michael's laugh creates something worse in its place... @_@

  • Not only am I one of the "five" girls who watch this, but my name is pronounced like Kinzie. This episode made me feel special.

  • wanna see a dick look sideways 8--- yeeah baby!!!

  • @legoeggo1518 one thin dick

  • yall should play Twisted Metal

  • Luv ur vids......one if the only people i watch

  • you could take cabs in saints row 2 buy calling the cab # maybe you can do the same in this game

  • I love when Geoff goes to punch a dick and Michael blows them up, 'cause its like... Dick-splosion. :L

  • Boop!

  • I thought I was gonna perfect the game... (still need a few more achievements) then they decided to throw more achievements onto the list for the Gangstas in Space DLC already! D:<

  • go to lets pretend and try to make a batman (dick night) suit geoff

  • I seriously just googled can you jizz from being punched hard enough.

  • i need help becuase i cant melee in saints row the third anymore

  • its empowering.

  • :O i just got a pokepark 2 ad and noone cares!(but me)

  • What is Geoff's upper body?

  • Where is part 7? o.O

  • Rooster Teeth, talking about jizz since 2003.

  • all i do for travel is the VTOL and i beat the game

  • every time someone talks about pierce i smile cause thats my name!

  • @TheLinkandmarioshow Seriously, that's a pretty cool name bro.

  • Taco's :D

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  • DID THAT THING ON THE TRUCK SAY ULTOR??!?!?!

    AS IN RED FACTION ULTOR??!?! THAT IS SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!

  • @erik7191 Ultor were a huge presence in saints row 2! So it hink thats what in reference to! :)

  • NAUGHTY FUCKING LANGUAGE HO-BAG. GET IN THE HELICOPTER YOU DUMB BITCH!

  • geoff and michael are the coolest people at roosterteeth

  • fragglerock

  • 5:08 is the best part

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  • dad how was i born

    well son my entire sperm was on the ground after a gang fight and that meant i couldn't have kids anymore so i grabbed a random woman who i didn't even know. threw her on my sperm puddle, and made her roll in it and thats how u were born and how i met ur mother as well now go play son

  • @WolfFang186 really...i masterbated in a swimming pool.

  • Can I work here? I am 14 and I love video games on Xbox.

  • Michael kinda sounds like stu stone c:

  • @bearguyful i agree michael is the most annoying obnoxious person to work with i wish they would just fire him or put a bullet in his head so he'll shut the fuck up

  • GEOFF MICHEAL make ROOSTERTEETH

  • "your a dickhead" XD

  • what happend to the "punching dicks only" rule?

  • Oh my god, I have never seen a more sucky A.I.

  • i cant trollin do a barrel roll

  • Exact glitch happened to me! I had to go off gut instinct until I reset my xbox!

  • Cant make enough money in SR3? Go to Cheats and enter "Cheese" !

    That is not to be funny, I am not lieing, LUL....

  • u cant do that if geoff is around

  • you guys are awesome.

  • Im a huge fan 

  • Geoff is bringing the cockpocalypse. 

  • I love how Michael bitches at Geoff for not sticking to his no gun rule, but then when Geoff just sits there or only punches dicks he complains about it.

  • its pronounced helicockter

  • @GameMaster9044 because its....you know what...fuck it im not explaining the obvious to people who dont get it

  • @McBlemmen hes always like that if you cant watch it dont fucking watch it asshole we dont want you haters here these guys are funny and awesome so stfu

  • @montyjax897 :O holy fuck he had a typo and switched the "e" and the "a" get the fuck over yourself dickhead and you spelled it the exact same why idiot

  • 23:54 I'm a girl watching this; and I wasn't offended. Too busy laughing to care, XD

  • @heartofwolf12 but it also supports women too read the reports before you start judging

  • @LKLNinja hes always like that and i dont think you got any room to insult......

  • I don't know why but the voices sound funnier to me with them all female..Banter sounds alot more amusing..

  • rose are red

    my face is blue

    i've got something nasty

    and so do you!

  • That song in the background is the B3ST

  • roosterteeth almost cost me my comp when geoff was talking about popping balls i almost spit my pop all over my comp

  • omg I'm so confused how did Geoff level up??? its not like he could FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME OUTSIDE OF THESE PLAYTHROUGHS U STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!!HES EVEN SAID HES ALREADY BEATEN THE FUCKING GAME

  • @Haterzjusthate11 idk.... i don't think geoff has that much energy. i think he made gus do it

  • OK, i've wathed all playthroughs of this but i cant figure out how geoff leveled up so fast!! Someone plz tell me!

  • @rhinocod21 he already beat the game...

    

  • LOL. Paused the vid to go get a snack i come back and realized that i paused at the right moment to see michael's huge ass.

  • Why the hell is everyone putting poems in the comments? I hate reading them!

  • You no like horse Geoff????? =( WHY do you lie to us!!!?

  • gh

  • 3:00 priceless! :D

  • did anyone see the army of two graffiti on the wall when geoff got traped

  • Roses are shit

    Violets are fart

    Rebecca Black

  • 18:00 - 18:30 Looooooooooool

  • 17:22 Enjoy a swim Loooooooooooooool

  • Geoff:

    Yes, that is possible. In fact many horse and mule-breeders used to use that particular trick, beating the studs until they ejaculated.

    You're welcome.

  • @Josh4president 20:55 time to read your stupid comment !

  • @Josh4president so they punch the dick so they do a cumshot??? :/ i learned sumthing today

  • 3:15 Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool

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  • the whole time i played this game my car or helicopter never blow up while doing missions

  • No, you've both always been women guys. Now you're just showing yourselves off.

  • immortal??

  • I like watching Geoff suffer

  • Michael as in Rage Quit michael?

  • @yankees3936 Of course, stupid!

  • @yankees3936 Of course dumbo!

  • @yankees3936 Yes.

  • 40 mins! whoooo

  • RT SR3 videos are the only reason I subscribed to this channel

  • ez szar

  • HAHAHA! She jumped out with you!!

  • stupid americans, can't even pronounce "emu" correctly! ;P

  • @GalliantRogue they did pronounce emu correctly

  • @GalliantRogue How do you think it's pronounced?

  • i dont get how women just up and think "oh i have a vag i should hate penises"

  • 105 girls were offended of this

  • Geoff was driving the CT2004

  • the conversations are between these two are wwwaaayyy more entertaining than the game

  • LENO!!!

  • roses are red violets are blue i really want a patato ..... cheese and cake? o_O

  • if you press 3 and 4 they are both fuck that and fuck this

  • @koza228 Don't forget the bobbies! Bobbies are important to!

  • Do more lets plays plz

  • 11:50 Dicksplosion

  • You should do like a minecraft or some kind of shit let's play

  • DON'T CALL SHAUNDI A DUMB SHIT

  • im a girl oj then i would be in the kitchen :P

  • am i the only one who thought michael's character was hot?

  • Damn Michael cuss a lot.

  • make moar!!!!

    

  • SUNNY REFERENCE!!! :D:D:D:D

  • Gus..."I'd rather yell!" Story of his life.

  • 23:49

    So how many other girls are watching this lol?

  • Best 80's movie evar!!!

  • the funny thing about that virus joke is the joke was made in RvB with Geoff saying it xD

  • NOOOO FIGETING OK NO MORE