"i wonder if you hit a dick hard enough it jizzes"
well, yes it does. long story; i had been cleaning some seats makeing sure nothing was on them but there was a little spec on one of the seats that annoyed me alot. now the seats were made of velvet so i just smacked the spec off the seat, hard. and of course i ended up wacking myself, it was painful... i think you can figure out the rest
@TheAllKnowingTribute well if your talking about That 70's Show which is fucking awesome, then you would know that when Hyde says that they all throw pretzels at him
I thought I was gonna perfect the game... (still need a few more achievements) then they decided to throw more achievements onto the list for the Gangstas in Space DLC already! D:<
well son my entire sperm was on the ground after a gang fight and that meant i couldn't have kids anymore so i grabbed a random woman who i didn't even know. threw her on my sperm puddle, and made her roll in it and thats how u were born and how i met ur mother as well now go play son
@bearguyful i agree michael is the most annoying obnoxious person to work with i wish they would just fire him or put a bullet in his head so he'll shut the fuck up
I love how Michael bitches at Geoff for not sticking to his no gun rule, but then when Geoff just sits there or only punches dicks he complains about it.
@McBlemmen hes always like that if you cant watch it dont fucking watch it asshole we dont want you haters here these guys are funny and awesome so stfu
@montyjax897 :O holy fuck he had a typo and switched the "e" and the "a" get the fuck over yourself dickhead and you spelled it the exact same why idiot
omg I'm so confused how did Geoff level up??? its not like he could FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME OUTSIDE OF THESE PLAYTHROUGHS U STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!!HES EVEN SAID HES ALREADY BEATEN THE FUCKING GAME
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Not sure why he was complaining, Kinzie started following him after he killed her.
XxPrinceofEvilxX 1 day ago
hahah xd 17:10
Faizaan9984 3 days ago
"i wonder if you hit a dick hard enough it jizzes"
well, yes it does. long story; i had been cleaning some seats makeing sure nothing was on them but there was a little spec on one of the seats that annoyed me alot. now the seats were made of velvet so i just smacked the spec off the seat, hard. and of course i ended up wacking myself, it was painful... i think you can figure out the rest
madman101ish 3 days ago in playlist ltmkilla let's play
21:52 Michael comes in and there are bodies everywhere. Michael: wtf happened here!?
alexwall99 4 days ago
Drunk guy flying helicopter. Right as u guys said that u passed a liquor store.
alexwall99 4 days ago
This reminds me so much of Mystery Theater 3000. just for games!
eric4581224 4 days ago
Where is the quote: "Your bitch chose me." from?
martines184 5 days ago
did geoff shoot them with the tank
Overwatch1337 6 days ago
You could play portal 2 i would love to see you two kill each other during trust trials.
Overwatch1337 6 days ago
1:50 that last challenge unlocks right after the zombie mission so dont worry about it
westsidemuderfukerr 6 days ago
what clothes are Geoff wearing in this part pls tell
rpg138 6 days ago
its hilarious how they have The Dick Knight in all of the tags now XD
MrKirbycool2 6 days ago
lol
ROCKhampTONVIP 1 week ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
geoff is an asshole to michael ...
ranger2team3 1 week ago
@TheAllKnowingTribute *trows pretzels*
blueravenvg 1 week ago
my name is ray :)
Mylifemychoice1997 1 week ago in playlist Saints Row 3
@TheAllKnowingTribute Thank you for blessing me with this information. I am also sorry to hear about your prostate cancer.
CommanderBIG55 1 week ago
I fucking hate god damn bufffering.... Arrrrrtghhhh
HaloReconHacks 1 week ago
quit yelling simons
Grif549 1 week ago
why is geoff so deppressed he needs to take some meds man
Narglefarb 1 week ago
Geoff may be the only straight man to say "Wheres a dick" and"how does my butt hole taste"
grandobsidian 1 week ago in playlist Let's Play!
tags, lol
milesbennetthogerty 1 week ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
Holy.. shit. Holy.. FUCK!
Giradox 1 week ago
lol thumbs up my com if u love this lets play
thunderbirdaustin 2 weeks ago
@thunderbirdaustin No.
MrAlitanu 2 weeks ago
@micky230598
Me too ;)
Lookup108776 2 weeks ago
im probably slow lol but i just realized there is no number 7
Jmak4Life 2 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play!
i am 1 of those 5 girls watching this
micky230598 2 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play! 4
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this is the fourth time i watched this walkthrough its fucking funny
XD
admromor 2 weeks ago
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admromor 2 weeks ago
Who else new as soon as they hear it there was gonna be like 10k jizz comments
l361tprodigy 2 weeks ago
JIZZ..... reservoir?
CuntrySongAndMegaman 2 weeks ago in playlist LPSRTTW/G&M
Is a girl watching this. Probably shouldn't be letting my little brothers be watching this though, haha :P
RavenIsUndead 2 weeks ago
like if you looked at the tags!!
pimpman12334 2 weeks ago
paingasm?
TheNeonTortoise 2 weeks ago
Omg rage quit is from Jersey? I love him even more now.
apathytag 2 weeks ago
This is the second time he told us about that bumper sticker
CommanderBIG55 2 weeks ago
@CommanderBIG55
So dude, there's like this car right, and they've developed like, a way for it to use use water right, as fuel.
Like, dude, it's a car that runs on water. IT RUNS ON WATER, DUDE!
TheAllKnowingTribute 2 weeks ago
@TheAllKnowingTribute I'm throwing pretzels at you
l361tprodigy 2 weeks ago
@l361tprodigy I'm thinking the other guy didn't get the reference, but meh.
TheAllKnowingTribute 2 weeks ago
@TheAllKnowingTribute well if your talking about That 70's Show which is fucking awesome, then you would know that when Hyde says that they all throw pretzels at him
l361tprodigy 2 weeks ago
@l361tprodigy I was also kinda thinking about them throwing beer cans or some other kind of crap at him.
TheAllKnowingTribute 2 weeks ago
at 17:57 gus yells, "YOU CAN PICK UP YOU CELLPHONE AND ORDER ONE!!"
ditto316 2 weeks ago
11:50 Badassery at its finest
Dullnirv 3 weeks ago 7
best show on pc
mnclaboy9 3 weeks ago
WE ONLY HAVE TO GET TO 88MPH
@ 00:26
doraexploreshalo3 3 weeks ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
such good friends
Spudd221 3 weeks ago
Is geoff a dad
jacktheowner1234 3 weeks ago
@jacktheowner1234 Yes.
TheKisukeUrahara 3 weeks ago
i love horse be more pleasant or ill get everybody to unsubscribe you i now am shocked you hate horse what other things do you hate *unsubscribes*
Spartenworshiper21 3 weeks ago
@Spartenworshiper21 They are pretty busy yanoe, porse was just uploaded to youtube as well.
Thelondonbadger 3 weeks ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
you Geoff is punching a dick every time he says Excuse me officer
Jprg9 3 weeks ago
*is a girl watching this* ... >_>
OrderofMertuary 3 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play!
Dude....
saturmv1 3 weeks ago
27:39 Optimus Prime
idropthebeats 3 weeks ago
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idropthebeats 3 weeks ago
Geoff's laugh cures cancer.... Michael's laugh creates something worse in its place... @_@
Supernova71288 3 weeks ago
Not only am I one of the "five" girls who watch this, but my name is pronounced like Kinzie. This episode made me feel special.
RockStarShikaShika 3 weeks ago
wanna see a dick look sideways 8--- yeeah baby!!!
legoeggo1518 3 weeks ago
@legoeggo1518 one thin dick
CadenB11 3 weeks ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
yall should play Twisted Metal
DrPenuts 3 weeks ago
Luv ur vids......one if the only people i watch
coletyle10 3 weeks ago
you could take cabs in saints row 2 buy calling the cab # maybe you can do the same in this game
darkchico21 3 weeks ago
I love when Geoff goes to punch a dick and Michael blows them up, 'cause its like... Dick-splosion. :L
makattacker1 4 weeks ago
Boop!
FredDude27 4 weeks ago
I thought I was gonna perfect the game... (still need a few more achievements) then they decided to throw more achievements onto the list for the Gangstas in Space DLC already! D:<
SeraphCorrupt 4 weeks ago
go to lets pretend and try to make a batman (dick night) suit geoff
TheRedAce88 4 weeks ago
I seriously just googled can you jizz from being punched hard enough.
galaxman1698 4 weeks ago
i need help becuase i cant melee in saints row the third anymore
64cocoloco 1 month ago
its empowering.
MaliusEpiphany 1 month ago
:O i just got a pokepark 2 ad and noone cares!(but me)
thecreepersbane 1 month ago
What is Geoff's upper body?
AFKGamingShorts 1 month ago
Where is part 7? o.O
Soulpunch2000 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
Rooster Teeth, talking about jizz since 2003.
KBUnitz 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth 49
all i do for travel is the VTOL and i beat the game
AirwaveRaptor 1 month ago
every time someone talks about pierce i smile cause thats my name!
TheLinkandmarioshow 1 month ago
@TheLinkandmarioshow Seriously, that's a pretty cool name bro.
galaxman1698 4 weeks ago
Taco's :D
Princegamer23j 1 month ago
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RebelishGirl 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
DID THAT THING ON THE TRUCK SAY ULTOR??!?!?!
AS IN RED FACTION ULTOR??!?! THAT IS SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!
erik7191 1 month ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
@erik7191 Ultor were a huge presence in saints row 2! So it hink thats what in reference to! :)
syc0hardstyle 1 month ago
NAUGHTY FUCKING LANGUAGE HO-BAG. GET IN THE HELICOPTER YOU DUMB BITCH!
cyrus233able 1 month ago
geoff and michael are the coolest people at roosterteeth
precisiongaming123 1 month ago
fragglerock
precisiongaming123 1 month ago
5:08 is the best part
BtwWalrus 1 month ago
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BtwWalrus 1 month ago
dad how was i born
well son my entire sperm was on the ground after a gang fight and that meant i couldn't have kids anymore so i grabbed a random woman who i didn't even know. threw her on my sperm puddle, and made her roll in it and thats how u were born and how i met ur mother as well now go play son
WolfFang186 1 month ago 53
@WolfFang186 really...i masterbated in a swimming pool.
shadowfiend97 1 week ago in playlist Best Videos Ever Made
Can I work here? I am 14 and I love video games on Xbox.
MrSuperstar010 1 month ago
Michael kinda sounds like stu stone c:
samantha10156 1 month ago
@bearguyful i agree michael is the most annoying obnoxious person to work with i wish they would just fire him or put a bullet in his head so he'll shut the fuck up
kariizabeast95 1 month ago
GEOFF MICHEAL make ROOSTERTEETH
scottrussell2222 1 month ago
"your a dickhead" XD
balledbayn 1 month ago
what happend to the "punching dicks only" rule?
balledbayn 1 month ago
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Oh my god, I have never seen a more sucky A.I.
Smeath14 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
Oh my god, I have never seen a more sucky A.I.
Smeath14 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
i cant trollin do a barrel roll
athlete200o 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Exact glitch happened to me! I had to go off gut instinct until I reset my xbox!
AnoTheAnonymous 1 month ago
Cant make enough money in SR3? Go to Cheats and enter "Cheese" !
That is not to be funny, I am not lieing, LUL....
McmanawtROBLOX 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
u cant do that if geoff is around
swungpage5963 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
you guys are awesome.
choco996 1 month ago
Im a huge fan
choco996 1 month ago
Geoff is bringing the cockpocalypse.
xXDb24x 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
I love how Michael bitches at Geoff for not sticking to his no gun rule, but then when Geoff just sits there or only punches dicks he complains about it.
HaroldDonchee9 1 month ago
its pronounced helicockter
JackalJared 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@GameMaster9044 because its....you know what...fuck it im not explaining the obvious to people who dont get it
gaminginmyblood 1 month ago
@McBlemmen hes always like that if you cant watch it dont fucking watch it asshole we dont want you haters here these guys are funny and awesome so stfu
gaminginmyblood 1 month ago
@montyjax897 :O holy fuck he had a typo and switched the "e" and the "a" get the fuck over yourself dickhead and you spelled it the exact same why idiot
gaminginmyblood 1 month ago
23:54 I'm a girl watching this; and I wasn't offended. Too busy laughing to care, XD
Erimentos101 1 month ago
@heartofwolf12 but it also supports women too read the reports before you start judging
gaminginmyblood 1 month ago
@LKLNinja hes always like that and i dont think you got any room to insult......
gaminginmyblood 1 month ago
I don't know why but the voices sound funnier to me with them all female..Banter sounds alot more amusing..
Erimentos101 1 month ago
rose are red
my face is blue
i've got something nasty
and so do you!
lolhacker767 1 month ago
That song in the background is the B3ST
jaredw1212 1 month ago
roosterteeth almost cost me my comp when geoff was talking about popping balls i almost spit my pop all over my comp
pillfighters 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
omg I'm so confused how did Geoff level up??? its not like he could FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME OUTSIDE OF THESE PLAYTHROUGHS U STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!!HES EVEN SAID HES ALREADY BEATEN THE FUCKING GAME
Haterzjusthate11 1 month ago
@Haterzjusthate11 idk.... i don't think geoff has that much energy. i think he made gus do it
sp33dzer0 1 month ago
OK, i've wathed all playthroughs of this but i cant figure out how geoff leveled up so fast!! Someone plz tell me!
rhinocod21 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@rhinocod21 he already beat the game...
darkun01 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
LOL. Paused the vid to go get a snack i come back and realized that i paused at the right moment to see michael's huge ass.
shadowstrike12345 1 month ago
Why the hell is everyone putting poems in the comments? I hate reading them!
H2OS23 1 month ago
You no like horse Geoff????? =( WHY do you lie to us!!!?
MrFrickenAwesome1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
gh
MrFrickenAwesome1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
3:00 priceless! :D
niekdesen 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
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Make sure you join group 252097 and add me, Jrmint.
MBSKBLOPS 1 month ago
did anyone see the army of two graffiti on the wall when geoff got traped
chevy92blue 1 month ago
Roses are shit
Violets are fart
Rebecca Black
Jackou97 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
18:00 - 18:30 Looooooooooool
Salzahrany 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
17:22 Enjoy a swim Loooooooooooooool
Salzahrany 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
Geoff:
Yes, that is possible. In fact many horse and mule-breeders used to use that particular trick, beating the studs until they ejaculated.
You're welcome.
Josh4president 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play! 38
@Josh4president 20:55 time to read your stupid comment !
ZombieitaN 1 month ago
@Josh4president so they punch the dick so they do a cumshot??? :/ i learned sumthing today
THISISZANELOL 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
3:15 Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Salzahrany 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
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Doing Saints Row: The Third Let's Play with my friend w/ commentary this coming Saturday. Looking for what viewers would rather see a nearly unstoppable man and re-doing the campaign or a new character. Please tell me what you would rather see would be much appreciated
TheNickaTv 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
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TheNickaTv 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
the whole time i played this game my car or helicopter never blow up while doing missions
562bitchkilla 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play! 10
No, you've both always been women guys. Now you're just showing yourselves off.
ItsSoDane 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
immortal??
TheFrafia 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
I like watching Geoff suffer
fairyxpony 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
Michael as in Rage Quit michael?
yankees3936 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@yankees3936 Of course, stupid!
kieran2735 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
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@yankees3936 Of course, stupid!
kieran2735 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@yankees3936 Of course dumbo!
kieran2735 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@yankees3936 Yes.
NanoSuitUser059 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
40 mins! whoooo
MrMiller1209 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
RT SR3 videos are the only reason I subscribed to this channel
fibreoptik 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
ez szar
TheProkkel 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
HAHAHA! She jumped out with you!!
slus90 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
stupid americans, can't even pronounce "emu" correctly! ;P
GalliantRogue 1 month ago
@GalliantRogue they did pronounce emu correctly
shadlad09 1 month ago in playlist Let's Play!
@GalliantRogue How do you think it's pronounced?
37yen 1 month ago
i dont get how women just up and think "oh i have a vag i should hate penises"
viper9172 1 month ago
105 girls were offended of this
CommaderMcMuffin 1 month ago
Geoff was driving the CT2004
Tankman4412 1 month ago
the conversations are between these two are wwwaaayyy more entertaining than the game
LordConstipation 1 month ago 2
LENO!!!
aliGyo 1 month ago
roses are red violets are blue i really want a patato ..... cheese and cake? o_O
GrieferKing007 1 month ago
if you press 3 and 4 they are both fuck that and fuck this
supperdumb 1 month ago
@koza228 Don't forget the bobbies! Bobbies are important to!
Foonsiz 1 month ago
Do more lets plays plz
thejacksen141 1 month ago
11:50 Dicksplosion
SUBZ3R0TANK 1 month ago
You should do like a minecraft or some kind of shit let's play
squirrelsquad100 1 month ago
DON'T CALL SHAUNDI A DUMB SHIT
Bloodfont89 1 month ago
im a girl oj then i would be in the kitchen :P
hardstyler892 1 month ago in playlist Season 10
am i the only one who thought michael's character was hot?
AustinMorrison3 1 month ago
Damn Michael cuss a lot.
kusindan 1 month ago
make moar!!!!
n64style 1 month ago
SUNNY REFERENCE!!! :D:D:D:D
vinnyc1000 1 month ago
Gus..."I'd rather yell!" Story of his life.
IAMParaDROID 1 month ago
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So how many other girls are watching this lol?
LucetTheHedgehog 1 month ago
Best 80's movie evar!!!
ThaGERG 1 month ago
the funny thing about that virus joke is the joke was made in RvB with Geoff saying it xD
MohnJcIntyre 1 month ago
NOOOO FIGETING OK NO MORE
guitarfreak837 1 month ago