'Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor' - Flight of the Conchords - BBC Four

[queenofleon1988]

<3 flight of the conchords

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

LOL!!!! Too many man.

[ilovejustinbiebe4040]

two meny dicks on the dance floor (two meny dick)

[DeepSnowBand]

too many dicks....

[RegenerationStorm]

0:34 YOU CAN SEE WAGNER FROM X FACTOR!

[TheJellybug]

why is it that dave always sings about penises in the songs he's in? take sugarlumps for example...

[GeneralYami]

too many mr's not enough sistas

[TheJellybug]

@GeneralYami thats... thats not funny. it may rhyme but its really, really not funny.

[GeneralYami]

@TheJellybug its a line from the song, you are entitled not to find it funny, but i enjoy hearing it, it speaks volumnes about just how sad you are to make a comment like that, the free expression of ideas and beliefs is one of our most important freedoms.

[TheJellybug]

@GeneralYami blimey. that is all i have to say.

[Tomahawk3OOO]

@TheJellybug @GeneralYami jellybug your comment was absolutly pointless you troll. and generalyami there is no freedom of speech on the internet because it isn't on british/american/western soil. i would just ignore these people all together.

[angryglare]

gotta know the dancefloor bro/ho ratio XD

[EastlakeSecret]

i nearly pissed myself at 0:43

[chris1992heyhey]

this is actually better than a lot of mainstream dance songs and i'm actually addicted to all of their songs haha. Its an obsession

[LilyWhiteRiot]

Story of my life. fml.

[Hariettluff]

Jermaine is a beast <3

[McFro95]

hahah i didnt know bbc could be this informal lol

[doddyboy1]

7 people, the 7 unwanted extra dicks on the dancefloor

[PendragonVC]

I love how one of the suggested videos linked to this is 'taking a professional approach to work' :P i think these boys have proved you certainly don't have to take work too seriously in order to be successful :)

[WFTC]

one of the dancers looks like danny de vito

[2404julia]

Lyrical GENIUS <3

[robdp2002]

Not enough ladies, too many mans!!! Hhahahahahah!!! This is brilliant!

[hanstu91]

i want bret's jumpers !!

[wow20069]

I just love it when Jemaine swoops past the screen saying "too many dicks" lol

[pennydesouza]

@wow20069 Ha. It's a great moment.

[paul1979uk]

@wow20069 Best part.  In his best 'ragga' voice too.

[AAVEMAD]

They are just literally genius! They're funny, cool, nice-for-ears-and-eyes, realistic(kinda), makes people obbsessive!! love them

[Thebrownedude]

I love the disco 'balls'.

[ComedyKing616]

This has to be, I think, the best Flight of the Conchords song!

ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKINGLY AMAZING!

[ShirtlessLocke]

I fucking love FOTC. So much win.

[KingFunksAlot]

I love this extended version, too many dicks dicks dicks dicks on the dance floooaaaar lol!

[mac75mac75]

This is actually an awesome song, should be in the charts, id dance to it in a club!

[DanDood11]

Before they should have entered the club they should've checked the dick to fanny ratio.

XD

[mexybill]

but there clearly in a gay club lol

[1983youknowsit]

i never understood why this was shown on bbc4 its so much better than the crap they show on bbc 2 or 1

[LulaJake]

This must go way over the heads of most of BBC4s target audience. The lyrics are comedy genius and this episode was the gem of this season.

[G33KTR33T]

@LulaJake Evil version of our accent - lol

[smyddd]

do you think that 'boy better know' just watched this episode and then decided to write the song 'too many man'? listen to 0:57

[bfitz1491]

sounds like 303 copied them

[TheRobintheboywonder]

@ChasingTheTimes albi the racist dragon was the most epic song.

[Isengard2626]

This is fantastic! The tiny part that gets me is when Jermaine spots Keitha across the dance floor and he just opens his jacket and slides across the floor towards her. I don't know why it's funny but it's just top quality!

[crooksey575]

send me the mp3 please

[DidymusBrush]

Go buy the album.

Hell - go get this one song for 79p on iTunes. Cheapskate.

[crooksey575]

mp3 lol

[crooksey575]

i want this song someone send me p3 please

[theelostriots9999]

This came on while I was stacking beer at work and it all almost ended in disaster.

[Lammykins666]

I've had this song playing in my head for the last few days. So well produced. Musically it's up there with chemical brothers. I reckon they should bring out a dance album.

[edmedmoped]

@Lammykins666 It actually is, I kept rewinding it on the dvd!

[slayerman50]

there may be too many dicks on the dance floor boys but look on the bright side theres no more unethical treatment of elephants because the humans are dead ;) (its affirmative I poked one it was dead)

[1madmuffin]

this is just amazing is so many ways! 0:59 - 1:12 is my favorite bit 1:27 lmao

[lollymc90210]

this is nearly my favourite bit, but albi the racist dragon is the best bit in the whole two series :)

[ChasingTheTimes]

haha, same xD

I love albi the racist dragon (:

[BEastmix]

The guy at the front of the conga line is the cowboy out of The Village People.

Funny cameo.

[xbox360crazeaismail]

LMAO this is hilarious

[TheScarlettDragon]

lmao guess wut? I had this as my ring tone and it went off in class in the middle of the maths test and all you heard was '2 MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR! 2 MANY DICKS 2 MANY DICKS! 2 MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!' Everyone like Laffed ter assess of. It also happened when 'Gay Bar' was my ringtone. :p Funny. XD

[BilliKhanum]

This should be on bbc2 at least...not four

[jackmasterflash]

funniest song on series 2 i reckon, i'm totally playing this next time i dj

[shonnaidh]

man that club's full of hawtties!

[doig2020]

best song of season 2,they are not going to do any more series,but would like to catch one of their gigs

[ProdigsProductions]

I'd like them to do a full series of Albi the racist dragon XD

[lollymc90210]

@ProdigsProductions best bit in the whole series :)

[rozzer1142]

LOLZ

[TimB1234567]

we call this a "sausage fest"

[drhillaryharris]

The lyrics to this are so damn true, it's the first thing I say whenever I walk into most clubs these days.

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

Haha!

"Too many dicks on the dancefloor!"

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

Isn't he off The Inbetweeners.

[jonnymwalker]

i love the crotch disco ball things, where can i buy one?

[IsThatPickle]

@daveationcab its adam steave and marty

[Daveatingcab]

wanna meet a hottie, but there's only Bill and Marty

Genius line made me lmao

[jamwise1983]

0:09 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePaisleyPrincess]

Genius!!

[deathmoo75]

HOW HAS THIS GOT JUST 50K VIEWS?!! :'(

[IndieWalrus]

cos flight of the conchords are awesome! :)

[TheBiggestNoob919]

lool then he gets off with an ozzy girl!

[lucathepurplepanda]

this was on bbc four?! what the fuck!

[JayfuzOMarley]

i know bbc4 is a terrible channel for this show

[PooKneader]

BBC3.

[joeledwards3]

jermaine's part is sooo gooodd lol,,his voice sounds awsome like that

[xxwoodsy01xx]

it ain't no good if theres to much wood

lol

[skoomatroopa]

is there anywhere i can buy those jeans with disco balls on them :D :D :D

[lordtoad16]

GO TO THA PARTAY SIP ON A BACARDII!!! :D love this haha :P best ever!

[MrRoflgasmic]

one of their best songs ever!

[SeanMills90]

love this so much

[DanAndAzza]

Someone just so needs to brake out spontaneously in to song and just do this in a club

[TheBeautyIsFake]

If I ever find a place that does this, I will die a happy man.

[ceasbyigo]

hey can i get this as an mp3?

[Bixbyla93]

Send me ur email, i have it on mp3, i will send it if ya want.

[Bixbyla93]

In my opinion. the best Flight of the Conchords song, so frickin' beaty and just incomparable in comedy!

[vitalogy1000]

go 2 a party,sippin a bacardi,ryn 2 meet a hottie but thrs zakk steve and marty XD

[Bixbyla93]

Its actually Adam, Steve and Marty. : )

[malaketh]

been there man such a drag in moments like this

[MSIFreax]

i love this song!

i love all conchord songs, but this one is like genius, it sounds like a proper proper song. love you guys xx

[zakere1568]

Too many dicks in youtube =3

[SuperModelVogue]

ugh jemaine deserved an emmy.

[SpiderSempronius]

Absolute genius. Who else can combine humour with quality music so well? Make the mighty boosh sound rubbish.

[tiptoetink]

@SpiderSempronius ah you gotta love boosh and conchord bromance, they should get together sometime XD

[911mattias]

@SpiderSempronius lonely island?

[McFro95]

@SpiderSempronius Buckethead can...

[hjenkinz]

@SpiderSempronius bill bailey can

[molewizard]

@SpiderSempronius Tenacious D could do it better. But I see your point.

[jakmcintosh]

Wait outside all night to fiiind

20 dudes in a conga liine

[SetPhasersToEmo]

too many dicks, too may dongs, too many shlongs now sing this song!

[SetPhasersToEmo]

ahhahah yeah that happens to me too!!

[Vannereveilar]

favourtie scene 0:53

Jermaine Clement bursts into the scene, saying what the crap i cant get...??? Lol. .

[Utsumo]

Too many men, too many boys, too many misters not enough sisters

Too much time on too many hands, not enough ladies, too many mans!

[Bollo247]

fave song at the moment!!!!! flicht of the concords 4 ever!

[suprakid2jz]

best song ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davedoom60]

22222222222222222222 many ♬♬♬ ♥ ♥ ♥

[eddjcaine]

very daft punk! very michel gondry...

[kafcin]

5 to 1 is a brodeo!!! LOL!!!

[NihadCehic]

Even if this wasn't a hilarious comedy song, it would still be a great track.

[AceOwn]

oh shit im learning these lyrics so i can sing this song anywhere and everywhere XD

[Teenel]

so funny and so true!

pure class XD

[jennycandy]

I thought the songs in the second series wouldnt be as good as the first. I WAS WRONG!!!

[sazza2oo7]

TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEEEEEEEEE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR ;]

OH YEAH !!! :P men shunt dance were i come from sooooooooooo cant dance !! :) but very good song xx

[AdiAkinbaiye]

I think they make light of the situation. Too many dicks on a dancefloor is a horrible situation that affects so many of us.

[Clobberrella]

@AdiAkinbaiye they certainly do in this video, it's shinig out from their crotches!

[chris11467]

I can't wait for their next album!!!

[pacman2468]

and your a dick

[Upbeatsheep]

had this song in my head all day lol

[tifa0kingdomhearts]

Me Too! Me and friends sing it ALL DAY!

[xNatashaxHowardx]

hilarious! i LOVE 'if you're into it' and 'albi the racist drangon' too!

[EEmperor444]

Is this a parody of the Too Many Men song? Haha

[Glynzilla]

I actually think this came out first.

[JemaineClemaine]

LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH flight of the conchords are absolutly amazingg :D

[mrboulton123]

ahhaaaa, can anybody not love them, didnt think so :L amazing

[gonsloog]

AWESOME SONG :D I LOVE FOTC!

Dave is also pretty awesome :P

[frenzystu]

mp3??? anyone??

[Ne0nle0n]

Could get you it

[SCXBAYBEE123]

With everytime I listen to this it just gets better and better, probably one of the best that FOTC have done, love it!

[big1hair]

LOL 1.30 work that jacket Jemaine! The guy at the front of the conga line was in the Village People.

[minimave]

Just a dull trivia fact for anyone who's intrested, This was Directed By

Michel Gondry...

[braindamage182]

[Dave]

Too many dudes

With too many dicks

Too close to my shit

Too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle

Scadaddle with the cattle prods

0.46

[braindamage182]

Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks [Jemaine] Going to the party Sippin' on Bacardi Wanna meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Todd and Tommy They're on leave from the army The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

[JonnyOneEyes]

haha to many dongs to many dicks to many shlongs :o) who coppied who boy better know or flight of the conchords??

[OpetergriffinO]

lol im impressed by Jermaine's shoulder moves

[vodosvids2]

0:12 TOO MANY DICKS !!!!!!!!!! XD

[kiwiL111]

:P lols love this song!!!

[xpolkadotgirlx]

NOT ENOUGH LADIES

TOO MANY MANS.

bad grammer, but funny as fuck.

[braindamage182]

is there anywhere i can download this?

is so comment on my profile plz

[badubadu7]

I am currently creating a version for us ladies: Too Many Tits on the Dance Floor. Too much punani, not enough salami.

[Pyr0maniac29]

LOL :D Sounds awesome, go for it! :)

[Glynzilla]

I think it's already been done but as Too many chicks

[crazypianochick]

I sung this today and scared a load of little kids....its so catchy though :]

[ThinkIndie123]

toooooo many dicks on the dancefloor(; x

[Cocopops305]

LOOL this song is so true :P

[unicron2002]

TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEFLOOR! Been in my head all week.

[tlawton49]

lol, mirror ball penis at 1:16!

[4SRKT]

Not only my favourite FOTC song, but I think this may well now be may favourite episode, from either series.

[dv4manu]

this is my favourite flight of the concourds song now

[EdRob666]

OMFG I LOVE THIS SONG

[Kilaknux]

What makes this especially great is that if you played it in a club, no-one would bat an eye.

[crazypianochick]

and i swear that if the single was released...it would do amazingly well :]

[thommyknox]

too much time on too many hands, not enough ladies too many men

soo sooo catchy

[Spamfactor]

"Make sure you know before you go the dancefloor bro/ho ratio"

Obviously words to live by, this was the best episode of the second series so far

[CailenBraern]

I am intrigued by the editing of this song between the American and UK transmissions. But ultimately very pleased.

[IzukiGuroto]

It was called The Humans are Dead first, before they had their TV series.

[skatanicskanker]

Arj Barker in this is hilarious

[IzukiGuroto]

Possibly one of the catchiest Conchords songs there is. It's fast becoming one of my favourites, though The Humans Are Dead will always be my true favourite. Love the show, these guys are brilliant!

[shrinkwrapped]

This was directed by Michel Gondry!

[jonathanh95]

who?

[thommyknox]

directed: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (a.k.a. one of the finest films of the last decade)....be kind rewind

[lisaloo1971]

amazing love it

[BlackPhoinex]

Thank you BBC for putting this up, now I can listen to it in good quality

[richiemayne]

brett is wearing his favourite sweater from season 1 :)

[tunny2000]

Brilliant!

[sach3]

too many men too men too many boys too many MRs not enough sisters! WHAT A LYRIC!

[freakkitchen123]

tooo many dicks on the dance floor

too many dicks.

[LairyFliquid]

love it!

[juventusmanutd]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[millionaireguy]

lmao

[ste4test]

lol