Rifftrax - Five-Year "Best Of" Reel

[addicted2mako]

I never watched New Moon, but I'll wager that it would've made a great drinking game: take a shot every time the actors pause in the middle of a sentence.

[SpookPhantom]

What was 5:04 from?

[rqshepherd]

can mike nelson bill corbett and kevin murphy riff some wwe movies?

[addicted2mako]

...Line?

...Line?

...Does ANYONE have a line?

[PicoRiveraCalifornia]

Step 1: Let the video load.

Step 2: Press 9

Step 3: Enjoy.

[PicoRiveraCalifornia]

4:34 WHAT IS THAT MOVIE?!?!?!

[ForceMaximus84]

05:02 What the hell is THAT?

[damnyoustamos]

Oh, God, the Twilight "Yakety Sax" is killing me.

[addicted2mako]

Not every day when you see the stupidest thing you've ever seen.

Big fan of MST3K, and now Rifftrax

[EyeofG]

What is the movie at 5:33 ?

[MrReddy64]

"Pain don't hurt." wtf? haha

[BandNerd06Forever]

But IS corn grass!? I NEED to KNOW!!!

[RiffTrax]

@BandNerd06Forever Yes, yes it is!

[BandNerd06Forever]

@RiffTrax My LIFE is now COMPLETE!

[kittykatBflat]

"Hai! Bob Executive, which way is Business?"

[5Across]

at 2:00 !!! LOL!

[Monkofmagnesia]

turn on the subtitles! @ 30 seconds, "resha pop art deco carson god's doing it".

[Gigrantula58]

@Monkofmagnesia 1:02 Comment death. Collegial guns it's way suite of that way

[shadybrain3424]

oh hai gun barrell XD

[zebrastriper1]

i laughed at the arnold part

[ThatPokeyGuy]

Cast of Rifftrax, have either of you thought of getting Joel Hodgeson to guest-riff a movie with you guys? :)

[EPluribusUnum3]

That would be genius. I wonder if they keep in contact still.

[ThatPokeyGuy]

@EPluribusUnum3 Oh I'm sure they do ^^

[Mst3kwoot]

Oh hi gun barrawl

[PixelDansIronFist]

If the rest is as unfunny as this "best of" I can't wait never to see it!

[Imal00ter20]

@PixelDansIronFist Someone hasn't been cultured enough to see classic movies and appreciate parody of them.

[PixelDansIronFist]

@Imal00ter20 Only a typical American who knows nothing of the world or culture would think Hollywood blockbusters are high culture.

[Imal00ter20]

@PixelDansIronFist says the typical American. In order to appreciate your whatever your so-called 'High culture' is, one must take the first few steps and see a few damn classic movies.

[homiejoe2]

o what do u know... its not every day that u see the stupidest thing uv ever seen

[SoraKari17]

what's the movie at 2:38?

[RiffTrax]

@SoraKari17 The classic film "Karate Kid Part III"!

[SoraKari17]

@RiffTrax Thanks

[cygorg]

@SoraKari17 Karate Kid III

[RightWingHunter666]

I'm going to sink this bitch!!! lol

[bandgeek8986]

Be careful of your friend Palpatine.

And your pal, Friendpatine!

[andrewclunn]

Okay, what movie is the "Rudolf I need you tonight." line from?

[RiffTrax]

@andrewclunn It's from Max Fleischer's "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer", as seen in our RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-stravaganza show, available on DVD and Blu-ray!

[SomeDumbKid1]

I was at theater showing during the "Ted Executive: Which way is buisness?" line. The whole theater was laughing for a good 90 seconds.

[GSCKoolCat3]

I want to see this live. omg.

[anto210695]

what the name of the animated christmas movie at 5:03

[RiffTrax]

@anto210695 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Fleischer.

[PichuSkywalker]

SANTA AND THE ICECREAM BUNNY ;D

[BaileyCatSky]

The Intruder...

HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE!

[Krosbryd]

"You're here to kill me?"

"Nein. Ich bin Schnappi, das kleiner Krokodil. (No. I am Snappy, the small Crocodile)"

[theoneandonlygrod]

SOUL POWER!

[mugiwaraboshi37]

3:03 That line wouldn't even be funny if it didn't have such awesome delivery.

[ChloeEvermore]

I was crying at the new spin on the Davy Jones song xD

[cuzsis]

Does *anyone* have a line?!

[Andreazor]

Aw man I would so see them live if they were even remotely close to me :p

[mateenisis]

Rifftrax makes any movie better...LOL

[HelenCNaish]

"Get a gun and kill a hobo Gina!"

I don't like when people post quotes but OHMYGOD. :D

[206judgementday206]

HARRY POTTER! HARRY PORRER! HARRAR RORRAR! RARRARRRARRAR! RARRAHRRAHRARH! So fucking excellent!

[superkeaton]

Oh god, nein, ich bin schnappi, I'm crying

[boysinblack]

"Oh, Hi Gun. Pow"

[GrizDrummer25]

epic cut: "lando just sat through Crystal Skull", cut to old Indie limping over crates in Crystal Skull lol

[Delision]

slow down soarpenels?

[LOTR4ever1]

@ergoerico Spanish for 15 years. What did he say?

[Monkofmagnesia]

5 years in 5 minutes!

[DevanLund]

There is actually an adult dodgeball team here in Portland named Cobra Kai, and yes, they are major douchebags.

[MrFaceofinsanity01]

Okay, I must know. What movie does 4:14 originate from?

[xercess]

@MrFaceofinsanity01 Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny. Or Amistad, it's rather easy to get the two mixed up.

[RiffTrax]

@MrFaceofinsanity01 Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny!

[SuperIllusiveman]

0:32 Ah Dumbledore, from all powerful wizard to a babbling,barking senile old fool in less than 9 seconds. Bravo, Dumbledore. Bravo.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

Benny Hill/Twilight PRICELESS

[FrozenHelium]

mystical trunk of pandering

[Karatiannadiante]

is corm grass!!!! lol thank you for this, great work

[TheEvilConductor]

Lost it at the Twilight Benny Hill joke

[wickedlady4180]

lol @ trustworthicons

[neferiusnexus]

I literally laughed to TEARS, and I didn't even get 30% of those references.

Good Show!

[loulie1997]

you guys are great, make me laugh every time i watch anything you guys make fun of!

[akje93]

"Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wives!!"

[Irkedmv]

So is corn grass or...?

[jedihunter176]

THEY DREW ME FOR 70 YEARS

[DRUMM3R117]

Hi I'm Bob Executive, which way is business?

[karennmmaria]

"Miley Cyrus - Elephants! Elephants!"

[deathbysnusnuu]

omg the bunny...

[realityrebel]

...and your pal, Friendpatine!

Lol

[elvaelvirababe]

i heard soul-pounds.

[CoderjoeIsTaken]

Ok, guys... where is the solar panels clip from?

[Jangobadass]

@CoderjoeIsTaken

Birdemic

[DurMan667]

HURR! HURR HURR! HURR HURR! HURR HURR!

[Acciosoad]

"Here we go now, really slow

Nearly limping, Cause he’s old, old, Old!

Old, old, old, old, Old, old, Old!!!"

Makes me laugh every single time!

[tornjakdaxter]

"Cause he's old old old!"

[JamesOhGoodie]

"Hi! Bob Executive! Which way is Business?"

Awesome! Which short is that from?

[Vrud2601]

5:17 lol! what movie is that?

[CoderjoeIsTaken]

@Vrud2601 Jack the Giant Killer, from the most recent Rifftrax Live event.

[Sutidude]

Which film is the one at 0:59?

[CoderjoeIsTaken]

@Sutidude Matrix Revolutions, I think.

[shannabanna1]

What film is the one with the guy laughing his head off in his towel? It's the same talking about Cobra kai too isn't it?

[CoderjoeIsTaken]

@shannabanna1 Karate Kid part 3, for both clips.

[marsisamazingilys]

"If I tell you 'don't think about elephants', what do you think about?"

"Miley Cyrus. Uhhh, elephants! Elephants."

That kills me XD

[Macles007]

Mike, this is Mac Rorke. I have watched so many of these and I hope there are many more to come!

[SerasChan]

WHOA!!

[qqiiipp]

4:34 .....

[KreativeGal]

@meanmikhail that was the Easter Bunny :) here to help Santa get out of the desert.

[JaykSzarii]

Soarparns!

[theNomadz]

I just long for them to go back to obscure b-movies like MST3K era, instead of mainstream films. Laughing at 100 million dollar productions isn't as fun as 100 dollar ones.

[meanmikhail]

Anyone want to tell me what in the hell that thing is at 4:13? I want to know what will be haunting my nightmares for the next week.

[Jetflare]

"Becareful of your friend, palpatine...and your pal, friendpatine."

I was very close to dying there.

[thehost91]

5:02

[hichief]

lol @ Yakkity Sax when Edward is running through the forest

[valentinedeer214]

I would like selrr pnnls for my home and/or business.

[jessabean13]

4:38 kills me!

[Jaws2891]

Not a single Magneto joke... :(

[GrantSimanton]

I've probably seen "I'm gonna sink this bitch" 30 times and it still makes me laugh. Rifftrax rules.

[athomicritics]

is 3:57 birdemic ?

[cvg1099]

@athomicritics Nope, it's "Titanic II: After the Armageddon"

[athomicritics]

@cvg1099 are you sure ? i just go on the rifftrax website and i cant find that riff

[cvg1099]

@athomicritics I was just joshin :D

[athomicritics]

@cvg1099 good one because i actually search about titanic 2 XD

[blakdust3]

OH HAI GUN BARREL

[KE5SUI]

movie list please!

[www864]

They put Star Trek in the Best Of, but it's not Funky Spock? For shame!

[perplacymp]

Bob Executive is back in business!

[Darrisbob1]

Line?

[MeganPD]

I'm going to sink this bitch! lol

[KraZkleb]

Spock, Spock, Spaaaaahhhhk.

[arbknight12]

Bill Corbett's Benny Hill theme scene 2:04, is the best thing on this video

[Ninjistic]

these guys are faggots this isn't funny at all

[Z3NBU]

4:14 ALWAYS GETS ME TO LMFAO!!!

[TheChanberry]

@CJShameless77 UH... Matrix 3?

[KaneRobot]

Douchebags are gonna ironically name their kickball teams after us in 2011!

[conyo985]

4:14 the best!

[sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

5:02-5:06

[sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Rifftrax is awesome. keep it up!!!

[BashirH]

now get a gun and kill a hobo gina! lmao

[Seligsuper]

Beware of your friend, Palpatine.

And your pal, Friendpatine.

[angelmarine1292]

"Look at all the stars."

"What the hell are they doing out in the middle of the day?"

LOL

[obehavewan]

Press 1 to get an endless loop of the best part.

[HeartTommyJoeRatliff]

Hermoine casts the give Ron a boner spell...

Ahah

[obehavewan]

To everyone who went to Rifftrax Live...SEIZE THE BONE!

[sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

@obehavewan lol, be right there

[mAnGaLoVeR4eV2536]

"...leader of the Deceptacons"

"Oh, not the Trustworthacons"

xDDDD Frigging smashed my head against the table from laughing so hard

Where have you been all my life???

[AndrewSpear]

And your pal Friendpatine, genius.

[VideoGamesAreMyDrug]

"Hi, Bob Executive, Which Way Is Buisness?"

[Sturmdude]

Line?

[mineMissHellsing]

"Here we go now! Really slow.. Nearly limping! 'Cause he's old, old, old!"

[Verto9999]

That Santa and ice cream bunny or whatever was the creepiest effing movie I ever saw.

[danleclerc57]

I have grown up on you guys...and i thank you for the laughs.

[bdecampc]

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOU WIFE!!!!!!!

[fruitxing]

"Look at all the stars"

"What the hell are they doing out in the middle of the DAY?"

[taterboob]

What is the movie at 4:46 (with the crappy birds)? I lost it at that one.

[NelsonCWoodstock]

@taterboob Birdemic

[IamAlyssa9990009]

Bella: the intruder... hide yo kids, hide yo wife LOL

[moistcurtains]

"Or your pal Friendpatine."

[absorbamatron]

I'm going to sink this bitch

[Gjeorje]

stop congratulating yourselves -you`ve colluded to make me watch more shitty films than Alex DeLarge had to put up with...transformers! ....TRANS-FUCKING-FORMERS!!! ...bastards.

[DigitalBookWorm]

@Gjeorje Oh geez, I never thought of that. D: Sneaky bastards.

[hippymajere]

Its MST3000 without the shadow overlay. I miss crow and tom servo, but the voices are the same. and now its all the modern crappy movies. I'm gonna be watching a lot of these

[yurianne07]

liek Mystery SCience Theater 3000! lol.

[JoriWinter]

Totally should've used the Price is Right yodelling track for the Twilight bit.

[CoderjoeIsTaken]

@JoriWinter Raven's Riffs did that in their iRiff of Twilight

[irulealot379]

LOL omg the twilight thing at 2:02 hahahahah

[gorillazbuffalo]

@3:03 Weird Al?!?!?!?!

[Verto9999]

@gorillazbuffalo Yeah he was on for jurassic park, he did a good job

[Shift8YawnsShift8]

Is this meant to be funny?

[DigitalBookWorm]

@Shift8YawnsShift8 Is this meant to be a rhetorical question?

[Shift8YawnsShift8]

@DigitalBookWorm No it succeeds in being a rhetorical question. This does not succeed in being funny.

[PlutoniumPlayPin]

@Shift8YawnsShift8, if you get jokes, yes.

[Shift8YawnsShift8]

@PlutoniumPlayPin I get the jokes it's just that they are bad

[PlutoniumPlayPin]

@Shift8YawnsShift8 Clearly your opinion, which is great and fine. But most people try to avoid things they don't like.

[Trenholmes]

Anyone know which movie is the one with the guy pouring orange juice into his head at 3:27?

[mistiecraig]

@Trenholmes I think its Star Wars Holiday Special.

[CPUteabag]

Snolra panas

[aegisgfx]

"Mmmmm, winged potatos.... "

Still my favorite line.

[mburke000]

Spend more time on your drafts please thanks

[vickyrose42]

Fucking easter bunny made me laugh till I cried. Damn you all!

[goshenguy]

The Dumbledore descending into incoherency gets me every time.

[vastila]

What's the movie at 1:00?

[runelady]

@vastila It's the 3rd Matrix movie.

[vastila]

@runelady Thanks!

[severalshirts]

@vastila The Matrix Revolutions.

[vastila]

@severalshirts Thanks!