Louis CK #2

[Razagul319]

only sweaty fat fuck id watch in HD

[mgirardin1]

4:53- 5:03 Hey! Down in front!!

[anyal1987]

lol... "Take this guy's $15, he doesn't need it, fuck him!" He has everything, I have nothing. Makes perfect sense!!

[themidgethotel]

If it's free I can't fuckin afford it

[musterdsandwich]

great crowd

[musterdsandwich]

this is one of his best sets

[fulltiltgonzales]

I want this clip played at my funeral as my favorite comedy bit of all time.

[bha239]

It's funny how he made 1 million dollars from his new show

[Mrdanrennie]

its funny that he's rich now.

[robhartjr1993]

Okay Louis CK is the funniest man alive.

[hnbsniper]

@robhartjr1993 Became funniest man alive the day george carlin died. My opinion

[kaviar101]

Day 12 of the search for @Tokulosh's comment. No hope in sight, supplies running low. It's just me and the comments, all by ourselves. My mind is starting to break. I'm 14 pages in, and I might crack up any minute now.

[0thatdudewill0]

@kaviar101 lmao! dude this was BY FAR the funniest youtube comment ive seen in a long time. bravo sir.

[justukaslietuvis]

@kaviar101 Ctrl + F every page!

[jimmyhayers]

@kaviar101 "clicks see all comments then presses ctrl+f and searches"

[1y9b9b]

@kaviar101

he couldve erased it

[gublue24]

@kaviar101 I really loved this comment, it's a lot funnier than those stupid"arrow to the knee" comments

[Purblman]

@kaviar101 Ctrl+F......

[kaviar101]

@Purblman It's easier to hit Alt+f4

[Purblman]

@kaviar101 Troll

[kaviar101]

@Purblman Stand back ladies and gentlemen, we've got another Einstein on our hands here!

[zvucnjak]

Inside of my head: "How much would it cost to make a T shirt that says -Lick my balls if you love Jesus-?"

[tworeeler]

I'd put this whole segment in a time capsule to explain stand-up comedy to alien archaeologists a million years from now.

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

What are you a Jew? Lick em!!

[aahmadiii]

this guy has to be the funniest man on the planet - if its free i cant fukcing afford it XD-

[MaryK618]

What would the term "boat tan" even mean??

The word "faux" (pronounced 'foe') is french, and means "fake"...

[ModestDeity]

@MaryK618 A tan achieved by the super elite in their yachts rather than out in the fields or construction sites, where people that 'work' get tans. Tanning initially became famous because of an actress that came back from a vacation (on a boat too I believe) and pictures were taken of her being darker. So instead of representing poverty/working class like it used to it can now represent those who can afford to be on vacation all the time.

[MaryK618]

@ gamezero05...... Not so sure... Might want to check on that.

[dingdongpingpong69]

where does this take place? ireland?

[jwvandegronden]

@drange420 LOL

[MaryK618]

To tmac: I think he said "rich guys and their faux tans..."

Gotta love Louis CK!!! I want to see him live so bad!!

[Gamezero05]

@MaryK618 No.. it was "boat tans".

[chrishashish1]

what show is this from..is there a full length video for this..a dvd or sth of this?

[FanOfPopCulture]

Could the camera BE in a worse place? Down in front!!

[jwvandegronden]

Louis CK is great, I have never seen him alive, but his whit and intelligence (oh, and of course his fantastic unbendable logic) make him the best comedian of today. I don't know. How often I have watched this piece, but it is hilarious! Thanks!! Tip: watch his entire shows. Preferably with friends with same sense of humor. He can be somewhat difficult at times to follow, so if you're oversensitive watching together is prescription.

[drange420]

@jwvandegronden

he was alive in that clip... ive actually never seen him dead.

[un1fy003]

I would love to see the rest of this bit.

[tmac9938]

rich guys and their boat tans

[zampano54]

It's so stupid when a person just makes up their own rule for other people to follow.

Thumbs up if you agree.

[TattooMgaic]

@zampano54 no your not getting a Thumps up..... People stop asking it dont make you cool to have 1000 Thumps up

[ToddDtown25]

@zampano54 Exactly, gotta love it

[Umbabashewewe]

I like how Louis CK's "Rich Guy" voice sounds like Seth Rogen.

[ninjajesus81]

@Umbabashewewe His rich guy voice is the same as his normal voice.

[mboundtogether]

he has a way with words

[MrTGOD3000]

Louis CK is funny as hell

Make Quick Money: projectpayday.lovez.it

[pastafarian37]

Oversensitive fuckin crowd. Louis CK should never have to apologize

[darkorneresident]

Oh so familiar

[12palisades]

this guys worse than dane cook

[birdman4birdlegs]

@12palisades Nothings worse than Dane Cook :)

[heatbucspies55]

The white trash thing is so true.

Make fun of a ghettoish black guy, politically correct liberal people get all offended

Make fun of a maxicn guy, not funny

Make fun of a retarded guy, not funny

Make fun of a gay guy, not funny

MAke fun of a redneck, it's hilarious.

[xxTaKe2xx]

@heatbucspies55 The thing is that rednecks will never know so nobody gives

[DJDrDerek]

@xxTaKe2xx We need a White Trash Appreciation Month in this Country!

[ThwartedVillainy]

He's talking about getting bank fucked. You're not an American if you haven't been bank fucked, lol.

[kaa3164]

@ThwartedVillainy

Yeaaah...

...

I'm from Iceland

[ThwartedVillainy]

@kaa3164 Your whole country got bank fucked. Now you know our daily pain. Bankers will be bankers.

[kaa3164]

@ThwartedVillainy

Well not really.

You get mildly raped on a regular basis.

Our banks worked with our government to create the biggest clusterfuck I have seen possibly since the wars in the middle east and then dumped it onto us. (they even still have most of the money)

I think I remember hearing that it would take 50 years for Iceland to pay the debt and by then taxes would have multiplied it.

[cam1090]

which album is this?

[AlreadyEddie]

"If it's free, I can't fuckin afford it!!!"

[trenchf00t88]

The bit about being broke is one of his best. I love it.

[parisranawayful]

don't ever, EVER drink vodka while watching louis c.k. you will be spending a good 2 hours cleaning up vomit. trust me...

[davandfir1]

@parisranawayful Hmm. I was having a few beers, but vodka sounds like a good substitute. :)

[trevorrasmussen]

@treetrain - OR you can just not type in caps. What generation is this that you can't just follow simple damn grammar. How freakin lazy are you people?

[treetrain]

LOVE YOU LOUIE!!!!!!

[wintershadows]

the best

[Jmaster677]

"jesus christ, i have no fucking money!" lol

[treetrain]

i like when he laughs to his own jokes and smiles

[mroctober12889]

Haha fuck that guy! White trash piece of shit!

[TheDcrockett05]

First time i watch this video..i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe.

[andrewjacksonbr]

He's not the next George Carlin (The Father of Modern Comedy) or Richard Pryor (The Brother of Modern Comedy), HE IS THE FIRST LOUIS CK.

King George and King Richard are dead, long live KING LOUIE!

[treetrain]

@andrewjacksonbr THANK YOU, TOO MANY COMMENTS ABOUT CARLIN AND PRYOR WITH HIM, ENOUGH ALREADY. THANK YOU!!!!

[slipdude209]

@treetrain No more caps lock pls

[treetrain]

@slipdude209 IT REALLY BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH YOU HAVE TO COMMENT ABOUT IT. what a generation this is, everyone's a critic and everything annoys everyone. and I'm from this generation! people need to buck up and shut the f*** up

[slipdude209]

@treetrain Really? Because i'm pretty sure everyone here wants you to shut the fuck up cunt.

[treetrain]

@slipdude209 I can see that from all the invisible comments of people telling me to shut up. your words say enough about you, nothing I need to say. I hope you grow up a little and find some happiness. certainly not finding it talking that way to people. why did i even waste my time with that. it's people like you i wish and hope the best for, you're the ones who need it the most.

[slipdude209]

@treetrain Me find happiness? You seem to be taking this way more seriously than I am. And I only called you a cunt because Louis inspired me to :)

[treetrain]

@slipdude209 i love the louis "cunt" joke, it's hilarious, but go over your words and figure out how I wouldn't take offense to it all. pretty rediculous how I wouldn't

[slipdude209]

@treetrain I didn't say you did take offense, but I figured I would just clarify in case you did. You seem like the kind of person who would.

[648949414]

HAHAHAHA



[DrinkSkateSleep]

"What, are you a jew? Lick EM!"

Best line ever.

[DanieLatzanich]

Louis ck doesn't take these big pauses in between jokes; he just keeps going and going until you're on the floor crying with laughter

[janelokix]

lol...lick my balls if u love Jesus...LMAO

[Manishh95]

LMFAO AAHAAHAAAM THIS GUY US IS TOO MUCH

[whatislovedonthurtme]

relatable, but hilarious. just like everything this man says.

[kgraham15]

is it sad that i laughed the hardest at the part when he said, "poopie! ppooopie! "

[fevershorty]

"no you gotta dig in!"

[eqsmooth]

I lived in an apartment in NY w/a bathroom just like that. It is so true. Minimum rent: $1600. My dad came over to visit and had to take a shit. I said, "How do you like the spacious accommodations?" He said, as politely as possible, "Its a little cramped in there". LMAO. Louis rules!

[marleymusic217]

this made me cry and laugh at the same time!

[jessemaurais]

69 people shit their pants.

[Redeem23]

"I have to take a shoe off everytime I take a shit!" LMAO

[WhiteRavenStar]

69 people work in banks!

[nikoniks21]

like pirated movies

[mustbeburtreynolds]

"I'm not tryin' to be a dick, I just... my life is shitty."

Hahaha fucking gold.

[sfp73109]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, YOU ASSHOLES

[frosa110883]

you are a genius....

[NoMayo]

"Lick my balls if you love Jesus." I NEED that t-shirt!

[Con281]

Sit down!!!!

[Tokulosh]

can people just stay in their fucking seats?

[Neonman78]

@Tokulosh Waitresses can't.

[treetrain]

@Neonman78 i LOVE HOW YOU'RE BEATING TOKULOSH IN THUMBS UP RIGHT NOW. I AGREED WITH HIM UNTIL YOU POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS. FORGOT ABOUT THAT. I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. YOU'RE A GENIOUS!!! SERIOUSLY

[chrispinkification]

@Tokulosh what does it atter you can hear him right?

[treetrain]

@chrispinkification GREAT POINT

[lesliefrancs]

@Tokulosh as opposed to their regular ones? Nah not really.

[DirtyColossus72]

accrue, lolz

[Blade8668]

I have not 10...

[drmalex87]

"I'm pooping" lol

[gunslinger497]

What're you a Jew? LICK 'EMMMMM!

[InbredJed33]

You actually try to get a thumbs up? Get a life.

[mi3456789]

Broke??? this motherfucker is a multi millionare

[ender003]

@mi3456789 This video is over five years old.

[InbredJed33]

68 rich bastards from orange county watched this.

[brightlights456X]

@InbredJed33

That was a way poor attempt to get thumbs up.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Amazing set.

[Jasonlittlex]

@RwmRose You seem emotionally invested in defending CK Louis. You can't even respond without using profanity every other word. Bizarre. The point is, there is nothing wrong to examining Jewish power, the same way that "White privilege" is looked at or the way Mormons are examined. I assure you, if CK Louis went on a rant calling out Jews for their role on Wall Street, his career would be over.

[sap597]

@Jasonlittlex AND!! Louis CK is a STAND UP Comic... and he's got a little show on FX.... HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE JEWS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS????? He could say he wishes every Jew was taken out in the Holocaust and JEWS in Entertainment wouldn't be able to force people to not go to his Stand-Up shows which are his BIGGEST income. IDIOT. He's NOT an actor... he hates acting.. they could cancel his show TOMORROW and he'll be fine.

[Jasonlittlex]

@sap597 Oh really? Jewish influence wouldn't hurt his career? Rick Sanchez (who is no hero) made a truthful side comment a year ago - he said Jews were everywhere in the media. The result? He was fired. Not sure what happened to him. They could and would absolutely destroy him if he did any jokes about Jews the way he does Whites (specifically calling them out for corruption and privilege). Everyone in the media knows 2 things. 1. Jews run the show. 2. Don't ever say Jews run the show

[kimo9449]

thats good comedy

[Jasonlittlex]

So why does the Jewish Louis CK feel free to attack Whites for their "privilege" and yet he never ever attacks Jews for their privilege (which is substantially higher than that of Whites in the US). Why? Louis knows that in show business it is career ending to seriously speak of Jewish power, influence or privilege, but you may engage in attacks on Whites all day long - in fact you are rewarded for it. And Louis is Jewish on his father's side. His father lived in Mexico but isn't Mestizo.

[troyareyes]

I love how big a laugh he got when he brought up being so poor it becomes funny because lets face it almost all of us have been there.

[BM151]

67 people are from Orange County then!

[sap597]

This was RIGHT when Louis started shifting from his old, kinda hack, act into the crazy hilarious lunatic we know and love today...

He did an HBO special (One Night Stand, I think) around this time, about 30 Minutes, where literally 15 Minutes where apart of his old routine and the other 15 Minutes was where he first started talking about his daughter and family and the classic "Why" bit

Notice how he tends to seem like he's just acting angry or crazy (LICK EM!) in alot of this compared to now

[TeddXplosion]

67 people have not $10.

[Mastersteef123]

Lick my balls if you love jesus hahah I'm dying

[Mastersteef123]

fuck thats nothing I cant afford that!

[ogirdora]

"pooop pooooooooooooooop poop poop"

"you gotta get into it... bammm mothafucker"

[Troland73]

LOL

"My eyes are retarded and don't know the difference between the out and the inside of my house!"

[85Rolyn]

OMG!! I'm Crying lmao!!!

[troyareyes]

Im pooping! pooo pooo poop!



[Cxaxakluth]

"I'm pooping!" =D

[SolidSnakeSaysLOL]

I'm liking Louis more n more

[Jasonlittlex]

So why does the Jewish Louis CK feel free to attack Whites for their "privilege" and yet he never ever attacks Jews for their privilege (which is substantially higher than that of Whites in the US). Why? Well hypocrisy and hate along with his pursuit of self-interest. Louis knows that in show business it is career ending to seriously speak of Jewish power, influence or privilege, but you may engage in attacks on Whites all day long - in fact you are rewarded for it

[ChiTownSaint420]

@Jasonlittlex Hes not jewish dude. nice try though.

[WillyWobSk8in]

@Jasonlittlex LOL! your comment is actually funnier than this vid

[sap597]

@Jasonlittlex LOUIS CK IS HALF MEXICAN (HIS DAD LITERALLY CAN HARDLY SPEAK ENGLISH), HE LIVED IN MEXICO AND SPOKE SPANISH AT THE BEGINNING OF HIS LIFE.

HIS MOTHER WAS A CATHOLIC NUN....

SO HE'S NOT A JEW... YOU FUCKIN IDIOT...

AND I HAVE HEARD HIM DO AN ENTIRE THING ABOUT HOW RIDICULOUSLY STUPID IT IS THAT JEWS HAVE SAVE ALL THEIR JIZZ.. THATS "ANTI-JEW". THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HE IS AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT. FOR GOD SAKES HE HAS A BIT ABOUT HOW "NIGGER, CUNT & FAGGOT" ARE ALL GREAT WORDS.

[Jasonlittlex]

@sap597 For the 500th time - Louis's father was Hungarian-Jewish. He lived in Mexico but was not "Mestizo" which is what most people think of as Mexican. His father was a mix, but he had Jewish ancestors and obviously so does Louis. This information can be found anywhere.

[sap597]

@Jasonlittlex My reply to you.... WHO GIVES A SHIT!!? Louis CK has proven there is NOTHING he won't tackle or make fun of.... INCLUDING the Jews... There's one video where he goes "You shouldn't rape people... But what about Jews?.. They should be raped shouldnt they?"

[Jasonlittlex]

@sap597 You seem very emotionally invested in defending CK Louis. Please point out the videos where he takes on Jewish privilege in the same way he takes on so-called "White privilege". I'd like to see them. I don't think they exist. I think the cowardly CK Louis wants to keep his career, and if he pointed out Jewish privilge and abuse the same way he does for middle class Whites, his career would immediately end.

[sap597]

@Jasonlittlex ALL you have to do is listen to him on Opie & Anthony to see he does not care about offending ANYONE. As far as what you say, I'll paraphrase something else he's said about the whole "Okay you said something about [THIS THING] now say something about [THAT THING] he's said "Well, I didn't think of a [JEW PRIVILEGE] joke... If I did, I'd make one... my joke was about [RICH PEOPLE]... If I think of a [JEW PRIVILEGE] Joke I'll let you know, and then Fuck your mother's stupid cunt.

[Jasonlittlex]

@sap597 So the Louis claimed he couldn't think of a single joke about Jewish privilege in the whole wide world? That is your defense? He bashes Whites all day long, but golly gee whiz, he can't imagine a joke about Jewish privilege. Gosh, for such a creative guy he suddenly draws a blank, huh? If Wall Street, the Fed Chairmen, Goldman Sachs, and most of the regulators were all Mormon, methinks Louis would be specifically mocking that - but since they are all Jewish - he is quiet.

[InLocoParentis96]

I really like your description aha

[biggkoz]

This is the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time and its completely true haha

[gchaoma]

LOL

[72WAP]

i know every single joke in all of louis' videos, and still laugh every time.

guy's a fucking legend.

[leikeylosh]

"If it's free, i can't afford it" LOOOOLLL

[tocov]

Let's laugh at him 'cause he's poor, and he's starving to death! He lives in a trailer 'cause he can't afford a house, let's go shit in his mouth!

[stxcrankshaft]

people who dislike this have no soul

[kryusuke]

I'm literally about to piss myself right now.

[mulletman175]

Don't ever watch this in the early morning. Because as soon as he said "Fucking HONK Motherfucker!" I'm pretty sure everyone in my apartment building woke up.

[amyliz143ny]

I love when he laughs at himself...makes me laugh that much more.

[zekatl]

I saw this a couple of years ago, and has followed him since - 'funniest man alive?' - I actually think so!

Even when I watch this again, after I have previously seen it, I laugh so much that my cheeks hurt!

[SteelRocker]

everyone standing in front of their houses haha lmao

[aliXsin]

im not trying to be a dick, its just my life is shitty

[braddah8088]

is it me or the videos on youtube are getting smaller everytime they upgrade?

[bermudaguy1]

I lived in a small place once....It was so small, i had to go outside to change my fuckin mind!!

[colsonscott20]

65 people are so broke they can't even laugh about it

[countryrebel22]

65 People shit their pants on the way home

[JabberCT]

Hilarious!

[garyabernethy2]

65 people have insufficent funds

[gary72carol61]

Im not being broke just to Fck with you I just really dont have any money, Im not trying to be a dick I just....my life is shitty LMAO!!

[RipTheJackR]

take his 15, lol

[amaze646]

65 people has never been broke.

[Izlude7980]

6:52 totally true LOL

[eastvanpunkrock]

sometimes its ok, but a lot of times it fucking isnt ok!

[slug628]

I'm poooping......poop......poopy

[Evhoney14]

At 8:43

"keyword somebody because they're black"

Transcribe audio is hilarious

[francoisXIV]

wudderyewa jew liIICKEEEUUMM!!

[roboraptor10]

The fake people getting up pisses me off

[gublue24]

This makes being a broke college kis a little bit funnier, I needed the laugh lol

[PandemicInfektion]

@gublue24 im in that exact same position. broke college student. no job, and no carxD *laughs softly and dies a little inside*

[rocyou819]

lmao the bit where he says "did u ever get so broke it becomes funny to u after a while?" is so true !!

[eyehategumbo]

@rocyou819 LOL yes, "turn it off, I dont give a shit!"

[jellieLUVSyou]

yeah go ahead take this poor guys $15 :P

[shartallover]

9:00 I live in that town sad face.

[theartofnotbeingseen]

@shartallover you live in Jordan, NY? lol.

[Deadgoat]

his show sucked,but he's a great guy. rock on Louis

[cbr0oks]

@Deadgoat his show is incredible, what do u mean?