Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (577)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • what episode is this?

  • I think I'm gonna build a jet-powered kayak in my spare time lol

  • is there i love this video button?

  • hammond is an unbelievable driver. he is i bet about a thousand times better than i am but 5:19 looked so fucking stupid xD

  • god damn, that car sounds like a pissed of lion

  • hihi wer will mit mia schreiben

  • Both of those would be sooo much fun to do!

  • 5:20 Titanic xD

  • In search of he black pearl.

  • LOL Pirates of the Caribbean music

  • theme song from "Sin City"

  • aðsjálfsögðu fara þeir til íslands.....ísland er besta land í heimi :)

  • amm, its Kayak not Canoe lol xD 

  • I would Love to see a  Tomcat -Vs- BowlerWildcat that would be awsome

  • lol hammand always loses challenges

  • "Where's an iceberg when you need one?"

    Press 8 repeatedly to find out.

  • i love how the car hit an ice burg at top speed and it didn't make a dent!

  • i thought the tomcat was a plane

  • love how brits talk shit when their losing lol

  • u should sue the other ppl who steal videos like this topgear is going to make more money

  • They should have given Shaun Baker a pirate hat.

  • Anyone notice it says ELF on the tomcat and they always crack jokes on hammonds height?

  • anyone else noticed the pirates theme?

  • i loooooooooove so much bowler off roaders

  • so really bigest danger is ice (looks behind) in mine :holy fuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

  • Pirates of the Caribbean theme tune... Lovin It!

  • "where's an iceberg when you need one? honestly."

  • go go gaget v8 powered canooe

  • lol pirates of the caribbean 4

  • 5:20 The newest member of the vauxhall corsa family :)

  • I love that tomcat engine sound!

  • I love how the played the music from Pirates of the Carribean lol

  • i h8 u all below me

  • always wanted to know do they:

    - do 2 runs, one for the cameras and one actually racing

    - have 25 camera people at coincidental checkpoints

    - its all just a scripted fallacy

  • Nice crash into the ice.

  • haha, Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack. how fitting

  • this is so ironic he lost because of global warming and his car is producing co2 

  • @MrBrionman though cars are nowhere near the biggest producers of carbondioxide

  • @hejjagedu

    No. That'd be coal and/or oil powered electrical powerplants.

    Guess where all the power to battery cars come from. Hence why I dislike battery-powered cars.

  • @MrFalconfly no. It's the glaciers that melt on Canada, that produce extreme amounts of methane and to some degree CO2 that's the biggest producers of greenhouse-gases

  • @hejjagedu

    Well allright but isn't that just one of the runaway effects possibly triggered by greenhouse-gas emission?

    And I thought we were talking about human sources not natural forcings.

  • that tomcat made such a nice noise

  • ".. and its rubbish, because it doesn't have an engine"

    haha brilliant got to love Hammond

  • 34 people died trying to make this, or just got ran over by one

  • someone beat the waterfall record, its over 100 ft now

  • @Trevor10 but this was put up in 2008.

  • nice.....

  • I am not gay in any way, but i would take a dick in the mouth for that truck.

  • @TheTraxxasfreak I agree. I just checked the Tomcat motorsports website and they're a lot less expensive than I expected!

  • what's the music starts on 0:36?????

  • @MrGmenua "Jack Sparrow captain" song..hehehe :D from the: "pirates of carribean" -theme song

    here:

  • he lost only because he hit the iceburg

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • that pirates of the caribbean music really did work

  • @Psychic9008 i love their musical composition

  • Gotta love the original score from "Pirates of the Caribbean"

  • He should have drove the ford svt raptor!

  • wheres an iceberg when ya need one? right in front of ya lol, ur the one that hit it

  • if he needed an iceberg he should have gotten the titanic

  • crazy brits... fun to watch though.

  • 2 stroke FTW :p

  • to be or not to be that is not the question it's RED BULL IS AWSOME

  • Music from Pirates of the........ah forget it. They use everything.

  • Pirates of the Iceland: The Jet Powered Canoe

  • Pirates of the Caribbean!!!!!!!

  • I bet James Bond will have a jet powered kayak in Bond 23...

  • 4:30 Soundtrack FTW!!

  • I WANT A TOMCAT!

  • whats with the pirates of the caribbean music

  • i love how he just runs into and block of ice like its nothing!! bosssssss

  • Ever notice how they always lose these kinds of challenges?

  • This video is 100x more epic because they used the soundtrack from Pirates of the Caribbean

  • 5:19 Derp.

  • song at 4:39

  • *puts a funny comment from the video and gest lost of thumbes up*

  • Where's that music from again?

  • @Darthenofdeath80 Pirates of the caribbean

    

  • @Darthenofdeath80 it's not from pirate of the caribbean, it's from Constantine

  • @ThepopCornFlakes

    No it's not, it IS the movie soundtrack of 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. It's composed by Hans Zimmer.

  • @rei1vindicatio Yes, one of these is from pirates...and one is from Constantine ;)

  • where is an ice bearg when u need one? :))

  • Maybe not girls. But sissies. Girls and boys can be sissies.

  • That engine note @ 3:16 is probably the best noise I have ever heard.... Ever!!!!

  • I dont do watersports but i will if i had one of this kyacks.

  • lol its a KYACK not cannoe

    

  • If he did't hit that ice boulder he would of won thumbs up.

  • 'come on canoe boy!' hahahaha only Hammond ^^

  • Music from PotC makes this just that much more epic...

  • pause at 5:12 XD

  • spng at 4:37

  • He only lost because of global warming.

  • @TheGeek1028 you mean global cooling???

  • @pereduranofcourse No, the canoe won, ONLY because of the presence of water. Global warming in an area that is usually tundra-like.

  • @TheGeek1028 wait... are you one of the global warming freaks... i mean... Iceland in Summer is like that, was like that and will always be like that...

  • @pereduranofcourse Haha, no, just trying to make a joke.

    Honestly, global warming's bullshit, IMO.

  • top gears....advice for you..dont challenge redbull athletes..redbull give them wings

  • These challenges are silly and the least likely to win alwsys do.

  • "where's a ice berg wen u need one" lolz

  • Yes stupid advert, I will remember to turn my TV on...

  • haha 'this is a canoo or a kayak...and it is rubbish ,because it doesnt have a engine .." HAHAHAH topgear rules, that has to be the BEST frikin job ever

  • just if he hadnt crashed

  • Hamster crashed into an iceberg. D:

  • as a island resident i love these sites and love how they can use it for fun :D ! its fkn awesome but he falls in in stream and well hes not getting out

  • @axel1337zor fuck you.

  • cant believe they pulled the pirates of the carribean thing. . .

  • awesome!!

    

  • um, its a kayak.. not a canoe, i can get decent speed in a sport kayak, canoe's are bricks...

  • @Burnz2much

    The very first sentence in the clip: "This is a canoe...a kayak to be precise..."

  • @valois5 ahhhh i stand corrected, thank you :)

  • awesome..! so fast man..! gotta love this.. i like the rush when i'm speeding with my bike and i'm feeling it watching this video.. cool..!

  • "where is an iceberg when you need one?" HAAHAHHAAHAHAH i want a tomcat motorsport ¿where can i get one? it would had won if he wouldn`t crash against that ice cube.

  • 'Where's an iceberg when u need one?'

    Look around.

  • Fuck yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean!

  • where's an iceberg when you need one? haha nice one Hammond ^^ and yes, pls TopGear, MORE OF THESE CHALLENGES ^^

  • 4:00 - 4:10 Maybe you would like to give him the car and u sail that boat thing lol QQ?

  • c'mon then canoe boy =)))))))))))))

  • Bowler wildcat over rough terrain. Richard Hammond

    Bugatti Veyron via the main roads. Jeremy Clarkson

    Aeroplane over everything. James May

    Public Transport. The Stig

    erm... I'll think of more stuff some other time...

  • @STEPHENDANERD the Stig would be on foot hahaha

  • @MrMmartialarts *ahem* I'll have you know that some girls are in fact interested in shows like this.

  • @MrMmartialarts I'm a girl and I LOVE TopGear!

  • @Neurotoast its a figure of speech. lulz.

  • @MrMmartialarts and a sexist one that implies girls a weak

  • @finnsia oh boohoo cry me a fucking river. and for the record, i DARE you to find a word that i wrote in my comment that implies a girl is weak

  • @Neurotoast and a thumbs up for u for not being a fanatic feminist like someone who commented on me *cough*finnsia*cough*

  • @Neurotoast me too!

  • @Neurotoast And people say girls don't like TopGear or cars. Crap to them!

  • @Neurotoast and ?

    

  • @Neurotoast Me too, they made me fall in love with cars.

  • @MrMmartialarts lol its only the few really action powered moments like this, and a few jokes that are still fun.. Other than its really a clown circus..

  • @MrMmartialarts funny! you posted that comment 3 months ago and still no disliked have been added!

  • @BolFelix well, right after u posted this the dislike count went up to 34 lulz. kinda tells u about the people who goes on the internet lulz.

  • @MrMmartialarts

    that's just rubbish. I AM a girl, love TG and know what's it's about

  • @ythd i'm saying anyone that disliked the vid. if u didnt dislike it, then good for you. i couldnt care less.

  • @MrMmartialarts I am a girl and I liked the video :L

  • @misskateykins good for you :D

  • @MrMmartialarts Why be sexiest?

  • @misskateykins this is youtube. who's serious in a site like this? and btw, i was talking about the people who disliked the video, not girls. think before you eagerly shoot anyone down in the name of 'justice' and 'equality'.

  • @MrMmartialarts ermmm no you said "33 people who disliked this video are girls and have no idea what top gear is about" You was aiming that at girls. I bet you didn't know Top Gear's first presenter was a GIRL!!!

  • @misskateykins 33 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO... does that tell you smth? if not, then consider my time wasted. oh yeah, u might wanna say that to the other 161 people who agreed with me. i couldnt care less that top gear's first presenter was a girl. i bet she wont be jumping up and down from reading this comment like you. she'll most likely laugh, like you should.

  • @MrMmartialarts missed a bit out "...are girls and have no idea what top gear is about" actually I don't think she would be laughing I think she'd be taking it offensively

  • @misskateykins not everyone is a 13-15 year old girl like you. anyway, i couldnt care less what you think anymore. its like trying to talk to a cow. no more replies here. good bye XD.

  • @MrMmartialarts ... At least I'm not sexiest!..Goodbye!

  • @MrMmartialarts thanks for identifying yourself as yet another sexist prick.

    sincerely, a girl.

  • @MorneUroloke yeah u should count the other 165 guys too. get a life and stop getting offended over every little thing on the internet. it was supposed to be a joke. get a sense of humor

  • @MrMmartialarts why not talk over here instead of sending me a message? also, way not to take offense by going on a rampage of personal insults. your hypocrisy astounds me. and maybe u should learn from the females in those 165 people who liked that comment, u know, get a sense of humor? maybe that's too hard for you... it's ok. i understand. bitching about how the worlds did u unfair mustve taken up too much energy in the daytime.

  • that was sooo sickkk

  • This is just too epic for words! And they used the Pirates of the Caribbean theme! My day has been made! ^___^

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAH. IM FROM ICELAND!. In every challenges when Top gear films here in Iceland, There's always the word ''LUNACY'' or '' LUNATICS'' that involves us!. I LOVE IT!!

  • I would gladly try either vehicle......

  • is there a diference between an kajak and an kanu in britain too ^^?

  • Jesus F. Christ I can't imagine how fun that Tomcat is to drive...

  • That was so cool

  • i can't lose THISSS

    this is it, this is it, this is the bridGE

    hahaha is so cool how this man talks

  • I am not surprised that they lose in 90% of races with others, they are talking while driving, they aren't fully concentrated on driving :D

  • volcanic ash, that recalls something

  • I love the camera work in this one

  • the potc theme really suits that clip, but i got to admit it was a little disturbing cause ofc i started to picture captain Jack Sparrow somewhere in there, winning. i dunno how he would win tho, probably he'd tie a pair of some icelandic watercreatures to his feet...

  • yeah he only lost cuz he had a bad start and crashed...

  • I think they borrowed the car, it's not going to be fun to tell the owner about the dent in the front bumper. Awesome, i love Tomcats!

  • @Landyen Dent in front bumper? I'd say the whole frame must be skewed from that hit...

  • @1kreature, dont think so :), tuff frame, if it was a rock i would agree haha

  • @Landyen I live in Norway and I'll testify to the hardness of ice... As you see in the video the iceblock didn't move. He also hit it a bit slanted twitching the car sideways as a result of the impact force.

  • @1kreature Sorry, didnt mean to offend you, i agree that ice is hard as "rocks" ;). But i do not believe that the entire chassic has been screwed after that.

  • @Landyen I am not saying screwed. I am saying skewed. As in not perfectly square anymore. It may be just a tad off, or it may be completely crooked. Either way it could require more work than just replacing the bumper.

  • @1kreature, well, we'll never find out. So what about ending this discussion while we still can talk without swear words? =)

  • @Landyen You seem very hostile... I am just pointing out something I found interesting in the series and wondering if you might have misunderstood my meaning.

  • @1kreature, i maybe did, thats why i wanna end the discussion =)

  • the iceburg is on the beach you know the one you crashed in to lol.

  • almost everytime that top gear challenges a car with somehing else the car loses.

  • i love the pirates theme!

  • LOOL 5:20 xD

  • "Where's an iceberg when you need one"

    Answer: Global warming

  • @ScissorFilm what a stupid response

  • @LittleBabyshamble ohhhhh come on, it wasn't serious

  • The sound of that V8 is awesome. Just love the throttle response. I want one. LOL could you imagine that in London traffic. The sheer noise would scare other drivers out the way..