Deadly Premonition: Possibly the funniest cutscene in the game

[Nikishthemighty]

> Open up and talk about your hard past

> bitch laughs at you

[ChevalierAguila]

This game alone almost redeems this entire console generation.

[AkirIkasu]

That timing is totally awesome. Combine that with the weird dialogue, the constant asperger-like rocking, and the perfect choice in music, and you've got gold.

[szjovane]

Brainwashed people below me

[NeuronicPlague]

Kinda makes you wonder if the developers who made this game have ever interacted with actual -people-. I would buy the game in a heartbeat if I had the console, though!

[eaustin92]

everyone who hates this game usually is a graphics whore or hasnt played it. This game was one of the most fun games ive played. I think that a lot of the things are so bad that its good :)

[freethinker424]

HOLY SHIT, this game looks awful.

[MrLoadingscreen]

@freethinker424 It is.

But it's SO GOOD.

[2142jjj]

what THE FUCK

[MiLOzzkilo]

lol nobody stands still

[FractalBolt]

So freaking random! lol!

[HancockYo]

sims lol

[charliesbass]

I don't get it.

[NoireValentine]

They look like sims :(

[MamingMiguy]

wear did you get mr stewart..for exorcism investigation proleckejts

[TheLastOverseer]

Just call me york, Everyone calls me that

[orderoutofchaos621]

I have one thing to say, and I know if you've played this game you'll agree - SEQUEL.

[11StarFox11]

This game is the reason why I chose too live life.

[shadowl99]

wtf? des is happan all the time?

[MBX91]

This music is hilarious it keeps changing drastically

[evilbeaver181]

One of the best games i have ever played. Its a must buy.

[jilloplo]

I fucking love this game. If you can get past the shitty mechanics, the story is well worth it.

[orderoutofchaos621]

To those who are wondering WTF, I have to tell you this is a brilliant game, you have to play it, but if I had to describe it I'd say the storyline was insane, the characters are eccentric and the game world is unique. In a word - Genius.............Well I loved it anyway.

[binarynightmare]

York...DAT BEARD.

[Mperce]

I'm about a minute into the video.

I've paused it because I feel inclined to say this:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[nosra01]

BUNCH!

[Mrbrutehater]

@MaceH1ndu and the movie talks in the car :3

[MaceH1ndu]

Don't forget when York first tastes Emily's coffee.

[Stuntmandouble08]

Seems like a game inspired by david lynch, which just have these weird moments, I got to have it!!! :D

[MegaGordion]

I love that no one can stand still in this game.

[ddarkjames]

I love watching these awkward moments with a nice cup of coffee. Wait! F....K...in the coffee, clear as a crisp spring morning.

[eishikibahamut]

The game is like the sandwich. It looks terrible, but it's actually really good and everyone should try it.

[PolloSpeedo]

This doesn't seem to have anything to do with the actual name of the game...

[RJ8812]

I'm buying this game because of this cut scene

[pariahdenar]

green eggs and ham...

[8Paul7]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[CanzaNoBaka]

WHAT IS THIS

[Tazzillekki1]

This is just creepy. Why would anyone pay money for this? This is like.. good enough for a couple of minutes on youtube and nothing else.

[mycatisdumb99]

@Tazzillekki1 The game is a horror game. You do know this right?

[dungeon2crawler]

@Tazzillekki1 Maybe...you should see the rest of the game?

[darkpen]

oh man, what's with the insane amount of sharpness?

[MrLoadingscreen]

This whole fucking game. I swear to God.

[RRYtbea]

why the fuck am i watching this again?

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

Is that the actual music in the game?

[morningproject]

@ElPandaDeLaAccion Indeed it is.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

I get it...

[trakrekkid]

jesus they wobble like they have parkinsons

[trakrekkid]

AWKWARD

[uninterestingentity]

Whole time feeling like there's some kind of philosophical debate on the way of life...

Nope, just a fucking sandwich...

[JackyMuFFiin]

moments like that are the reason why deadly premonition is so freaking good! :D

[kea919306]

bought it

finished it

then procedeed to bury this piece of shit

[Ryomha11251]

@kea919306 What an ignorant statement. Deadly Premonition is objectively a video game masterpiece

[Cyberxion]

@Ryomha11251 I don't think you know what the word objectively means. 

[jmd620]

background music makes this clip

[SanchezGonzales]

This game is fantastic & great,

I could play it all day till it's late.

So says Mr. Steward.

[Captaingoldstubble]

Wild clothes from Seattle? What, a flannel shirt and jeans?

[meskalinmaskin]

Why is he rocking back and forth the whole clip? Awesome game it seems. The music alone makes me laugh.

[DAVjereMMINDWWWARP]

@meskalinmaskin

Autism, most characters in the game seem to suffer from it. They're all rocking back and forth.

[Terramax]

Citizen Kane doesn't hold a candle to Deadly Premonition.

[123whee]

i had one of those sandwiches yesterday and it was... something....

[VideoGameCrit]

hey guys, come check out my review site, just got done critiquing on bastion and pushmo :)

[HeshamUchia]

Wait why dose Mr. Francis York Morgan have a beard in this clip...? When in other playthroughs I he is clean shaven...

[funforalgernon]

@HeshamUchia You can grow a beard in the game. You just don't shave York. Every bathroom in the game has a razor. You get paid for shaving (you get paid for everything).

[WorldWalker128]

I'd eat one.

I mix my sodas, so why not that?

[TheUltimateBeing01]

And what is with the porno music?

[TheUltimateBeing01]

"Sounds like the 'sinners' sandwhich."

No, just sounds like a sandwhich someone completely fucked in the head would like to eat.

Like those guys from Epic Meal Time.

[ussraf]

well its.....asian after all (sighs) (scratches head)

[Itoasty098]

Wtf. Am i the only one who notices that he rhymes like a doctor seuss

[szczurolak]

@Hamodey1500 It's just completely out of place. Also, I'm watching Let's play of this game, and I think it's pretty good. But I'll never know why devs let this music stay in game.

[MANGOES1ARE1AWESOME1]

At 3:21, why does the woman start eating her hand while she's laughing?

[aboriginalmang]

Did anyone hear american idiots at 2:01

[illustraphics]

"Are we still talking about the sandwich?"

"This isn't about just sandwich, is it?"

This is what I was thinking before 1:50, but then

it really is about the sandwich....

Unless Harry isn't quoting "Mr Stewart", his lines rhyme! (lunch, bunch, lunch, crunch)

[szczurolak]

I wonder how would this game look like without this music.

[JSBUnitedVideos]

"Ooh... I just had a sandwich. Not no ordinary sandwich! I sandwich made with strawberry jell-y.

Hey, Man, you've GOT to try this sandw-" Ok, I'm done now.

[HostageKiller]

I swear this is like Twin Peaks: The Game

[SlashPrower34]

I made myself a sinner's sandwich the day after I finished the game.

It's actually not bad. The turkey doesn't overpower the jam at all, and the corn flakes add a great texture. You don't really taste the turkey over the jam, so it doesn't taste much different from a regular jam sandwich- really nice texture, though.

[SpeedSlasher]

they all have heavy breathing disorders

[garuda12341]

3:18 WTF face

[malubeast700]

3:35 wow the lip-sync in this game looks amazing!!!

[Impulse9090]

What's up with the faces at 2:14?

[WTFWereTheyThinking]

Why do I hear American Idiot playing after 2 minutes??

[gg4rza]

Anyone know what cereal to use? Can't quite figure out what the main missing ingredient is, I'm thinking maybe rice crispies since it would give a nice complimentary texture to the strawberry jam without overpowering the delicate sweetness that really gives this sandwich it's 'ummphh'. 

[SlashPrower34]

@gg4rza Go with straight Corn Flakes. They'll give you the best texture and it seems accurate to the game.

[Leoofmoon]

You havent shaved! This is just like mine! XD

[suffca]

He totally just rhymed within the first 15 seconds.

[monkeymatt543]

GOTY.

[AllatumD]

You should have made the name of this video "the funniest cut scene in any game"

[GermanConquistador08]

Everyone FREAKING EAT THIS SANDWICH! You will be amazed!

[JonnyTHM429]

These animations make me cry

[AntiChristClub]

im about to head out to purchase this right now. 17 bucks.

[Ph0be]

This is one of these games that are so painfully bad that it is good lmao

[Arguingwithmyself1]

Heavy Rain on crack. LOTS of crack.

[TheTurkeyStraw]

@Arguingwithmyself1 And Contracted aids in that horrible orgy catastrophe....

he doesn't like to mention it...

[boacon]

FUCKING SHAVE!!

You look like a hobo.

[Madraeus]

Wow... those animations look like something made from The Movies game. Graphically better animationally... dismal.

[GSkunky]

@Madraeus Wow, really? I hadn't noticed. I'll be sure to not love this game anymore because the production values may be lacking. Thank you.

[Madraeus]

@GSkunky My point wasn't to get personal. I was just making a comparison. And that's it.

[CloseCCall]

 Thus Spoke Mr. Stewart

[thetardis56]

mr stewart= civil protection

[SargentMugen]

@thetardis56 Pick up that can.

[darkaardvark7]

is there any sort of a premonition in this game?

[StylusHappenstance]

@darkaardvark7 Yes. The deadly sort.

[bloodoll]

NOW i have to play this game



[harriness]

getting a bit sea-sick watching them rock back and forth.

[zgcentrs]

COOOOMBINE! Reload, Doctor Freeman!

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

To quote Pat: "What is this?!"

[bsphil]

"I'll have what Harry's having."

:O

:O

[steveOo0o]

character faces look better than most new games out now o.O

[hodecore]

WTF???

and why is he shaking all the time?

[peaceoflove18]

1:23 "ur mothers a whore and i also pissed on ur cat" =D

[peaceoflove18]

0:53 "tell him i said screw u this lunch is fuckin awesome and i killed ur cat" XD

[GAF1987]

Is this game deliberatly taking the piss?

[SoSoshiHyo]

I'm so confused right now...it's as if a dog or something was asked to provide dialogue and animations based on how they think humans act.

[HaloSpartanG13]

The room of video games.

[pedro121712]

Mi nombre es Jenna. Tengo 7 años de edad, cabello rubio y ojos aterradores. No tengo nariz ni orejas, estoy muerta. si no pones esto en los iguientes 7 juegos en los proximos 40 minutos me aparecere esta noche junto a tu cama con un cuchillo . .....y te matare... esto no es una broma algo bueno te sucederá a ti esta noche9:50. Te lo vuelvo a decir esto no es una broma Alguien especial te llamara por telefono o hablara contigo y te dira cuanto te quiere.NO LA ROMPAS!!! ponla almenos en 7 juegos

[retroF88]

WTF

[Syzygy2048]

What is this, I don't even...

[stephenrodgers1000]

i didn't know this game came out, wasn't it supposed to be called rainy woods

[Kelnar7]

lol crazy japanese think this is what western culture is like? they have no idea

[ZeroManZX]

@Kelnar7

It's not?

What America do you live in?

I'm guessing Pluto.

*nodnod*

[Kelnar7]

@ZeroManZX i don't, i live in australia, and japanese people are weird but americans are weirder

[ZeroManZX]

@Kelnar7

Now ya got it! See, the point of most of the shit in this game is to take the silly pieces of the culture and slightly exaggerate it to the point where it's over the top but still somewhat believable. As for the Horror aspects that aren't really that terrifying for the most part, it takes the silly fears of the undead and the supernatural and stupefies it only slightly. It basically takes Silent Hill and slaps a derpface on it.

Does that make it less scary? No. But you can laugh.

[Auquis]

Fucking japanese.

[aznc0ffe388]

incredible

[ShieldLessLink]

I should try that sammich.

[Xavbull]

What is the gameplay like?

[Weatherdave]

thumbs up if u got here from inside gaming!



[1moe7]

@Weatherdave thumbs up if FUCK YOU THUMBS UP WHORE BITCH!

[Weatherdave]

@1moe7 thumbs up if you think this kid is a turtle!!!!!

[Jxudo]

This has to be one of the most gay things I've ever seen.

[thedarkholeconsumer]

pick up that can

[uidsea]

Huh.... Machinima sent me here... Why do I listen to those guys?

[elise199528]

wtf..?

[1jmon3y]

ha I love this game, all the way from the corny music to the akwardness of everything. So says, Mr. Stewart

[TheWorstComputerEver]

What's that plays when he eats the sandwich?

[TheWorstComputerEver]

@TheWorstComputerEver *What's that song

[hatchetarmy]

Is it just me or does that blonde cop at the start look a LOT like Naomi Watts?

[help4343]

@hatchetarmy

Yes, she is modeled after Naomi Watts. The creator is obviously a huge David Lynch fan. Most of the game is similiar to Twin Peaks, but there are references to other David Lynch works.

[hatchetarmy]

@help4343 Hmm did not know that. Thank you.

[MilaNumber14]

I cant believe I've watched someone play this game from START to FINISH and didn't give up on it O_O

[masecvk]

*Instantly purchases this game*

[90mlima]

Are they on a boat? WHY IS EVERYONE ROCKING BACK AND FORTH?

[omegadoomknight]

@90mlima Why does everyone in sonic battle thrust there hips forward? ITS THE NEW HIP CRAZE!

[111alexg]

@90mlima seriously I'm glad i didn't purchase this

[AprilCroftAdventurer]

I was thinking of getting this..I won't be after watching this crap.

[davidrush85]

Why are they listening to the super mario yoshi theme?



[greytale]

Why the HELL did the programmers make the people "sway" like they're on a goddamn BOAT or something, lol

[werebee]

Only filthy sinners order turkey, strawberry jam, and cereal on a sandwich.

[CuJo06241]

I didn't like this game at all. It was weird and didn't make much sense. I mean, coffee talks in this game and the main character puts his fingers in his ear and refers to someone named Zack, I mean wtf? Is he seriously talking to someone, or is he insane? That crap with finding the squirrel key was annoying as hell too.

[MrSoulmaan]

i love how mr stewart looks like a combine from HL2

[Specterish]

Good graphics, good gameplay and any semblance of sanity do not make a good game. Deadly Premonition proves it.

[tomoevo16]

Im sorry but this game is so awesome, good graphics don't make a good game

[fuclcjewtube]

1000th comment, NIGGER

[Nikishthemighty]

> Open up and talk about your difficult time in high school

> Bitch laughs at you

[weebruceymctaylor]

I didn't realise Dr. Seuss was actually a carer for wheelchair-bound men in gas masks!

[nsrrenard]

this sandwich is actually goddamned delicious holy crap

[10GaugeManiac]

mr FBI has some *really* vein-y hands...

[explosiv0]

this game looks terrible

[Maclarin1155]

of course Seattle would be mentioned in THIS game

[DChaundy1]

Best game of this generation. Also the funniest

[SamHain1727]

Graf Vorfahrt! x'D

[tintor2]

........what?

[bloodrunsclear]

These actors work SO hard to make these lines work XD

[killosopher]

the music is so random...

[BloodChicken]

I kept searching for the real, in-game version of this clip, simply because I thought everyone made the same voice-over of this particular scene.

They didn't.

I love this game.

[DieHardjagged]

I extra did buy a 360 console to play this Game and it was damn worth it, i never had that much fun, since for me, graphics dont make a game, its the way the story is served and this Game was so odd that it was just awesome.

Lets hope the Prequel and Sequel will come soon out.

[Johneph612]

Whaaaaaat????

[lostinwonderland1290]

mr stewart seems to be quite the poet...

[hybridharris]

What the fuck is wrong with this stupid game.

[DarchiFilms0]

this is a game cut scene?? It looks like a Sims 2 machinima

[GoldmansNephew]

Why does that guy talk in rhyme?

[tychoc4]

This has got to be the best sandwich-related cutscene since TF2's "Meet the Sandvich"

[blazzing4321]

"Zach, they're here too"

*shivers

[heronoki]

"I'll just have a peanut butter and jelly thanks..."

"SOUNDS LIKE THE SINNER SANDWICH!"

"FUCK YOU MAN!"