spitfire near miss

[201MF]

lol fuck me

[moviepreviews21]

ya the British would stage this, just like all the other things they've done. Fish and chips Staged,

Shitty Accents Staged, Castles Staged!

[LeviathanTank]

@moviepreviews21 fuck you we don't stage shit. actually no we did stage one thing. your life. your actually a little girl strapped to a table with a sword poking out the top of your head.. or you could be..

[moviepreviews21]

@LeviathanTank congratulations you are the first British person i have ever pissed off that hasnt used the word wank. Unfortunately it didnt make sense to much. you may try again. And tell me how the hell are your damn castles not staged

[LeviathanTank]

@moviepreviews21 nottingham has a wall in the city which use to be a castles keep, theres some old castle remains near my house and theres a good few castles which are still up and around some other places in the UK, i have a castle guide book on about 50 castles in the UK.. it even has dates they were built and battles they were in.. however a lot of them were lost due to WW2 in the german bombing runs which killed a lot of people.. even some of my family. so do your research dip shit.

[moviepreviews21]

@LeviathanTank that comment sounded staged...

[LeviathanTank]

@moviepreviews21 your fucking staged.. besides i looked on your channel and you just rip off movies and troll people.. and your animation in your movies fucking suck. i mean seriously i do better than that at uni. and i have to draw mine from scratch

[moviepreviews21]

@LeviathanTank maybe this whole conversation was staged!!! i was actually just kidding on my first comment... haha, and ya i dont really know how i rip off movies... i just do this stuff for fun. If i ever made money off these videos then maybe i would be ripping them off, but i probably never will. And ya. I looked at your videos... It looked familiar, my mom grew up like 50 miles from there...2nd video.

[LeviathanTank]

@moviepreviews21 cool fair enough.. but you do know the place in my videos are in england and switzerland right? and besides theres a good few people that have grown up near the places i go.. and a good few who have tried getting to the places i go that have died trying but failing due to weather conditions. i mean i almost died last week. some 180mph gale force winds lifted me off my feet.. good job i have a good grip and that there was a metal bar in front of me.

[moviepreviews21]

@LeviathanTank yeah my mom used to live in england, and wow thats pretty intense

[1951Skylark]

Oh!!! where his head gone!!! No worries near miss.....

What happened to the camera man?

He's taking his first flying lesson...Ok thats fine!!!

[Mod3rnW4rf4r3Fre4k]

eastparkboyz1 you wont die you would just blackout

[58Vulcan]

This has got to be Ray Hanna flying the Spit?When and where was it filmed?

[Anthridge]

Near hit not near miss

[Mushkill666]

wouldnt it be a near hit?

[AmtrakSurfliner768]

That was so funny how he still smiled as he dropped!

[oldnoname12]

you know the pilot was : hey look at those two, lets go scare the crap out of them!

[eastparkboyz1]

Try this it actually works

1.Hols your breath for more than 20 minutes

2. DIE!!!!

[crazyknight2008]

wow so ummm this reporter is gay ? he keeps on asking the camerman tp have sex with him? weird how planes make people say fuck me :)

[KillgoreES88]

That actually might of been too low. Thats why you see the pilot pull up at the last second.

[13megaprime]

pretty weird time to ask for sex but whatever floats ur boat i guess

[PangeaSpreads]

That would have taken gold in the greatest happy slap of all time

[airplaneboy11]

OMG i thought it was gonna hit him!!

[oblanob]

fuckmefuckmefuckme, i knew spitfires were good but wow

[PATROLMAN2056]

Oh the power, the grace, the history.... We owe so much to that machine. Love it.

[FabzOntheBlock]

green screen

[NaamioKukko]

hohoHO!

[MrSlainAngel]

lmao

[TheMrButterball]

i thought this video was supposed to be a near miss as in you still hit him but nearly missed

[TheMrButterball]

i thought this video was supposed to be a near miss as in you still hit him but nearly missed

[Nearlynotguy]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[davesr25]

Poop.....

[equitium]

that's Alain de Cadenet, I recognize him from Victory by Design.

[BF2yay]

he wants it in the ass

[DiahProborini]

close to lose his head :P



[Drfusebox]

He should have stood up for a hair cut

[Chalyman77]

First you say it,then you do it

[adz2906]

Press 8 for an XXX jack in the box

[kkrankie]

19 wehrmacht soilders disliked this...gave them PTSD.

[mastercapyton]

Apparently that was orgasmic.

[asbury363]

Lol!!!!!! Very good pilot

[ndsamusik]

That wasn't a near miss, it was a near hit!

[Hamzt3rspeg]

Press 7 repeatedly.

[footysam1]

pause at 22 secs for a great view

[tatarjj2007]

This is why you never tell a pilot just to "do a low pass".

[offalyman1]

i have a feeling the camera was on a tripod and the camera man got under it just as he turned it to the plane!!

[wheelhorseful]

this guy wants to be fucked

[AshtrayAlbert]

the pilots mad he thought he was gunna bring some tender news reporter home for dinner that night

[cvha4321]

the pilot has a grudge on you aperrently

[vivek41176]

The guy wants to get fucked.......Some 1 go and fuck him...

[nibbler125]

the pilot is laughing his ass off right now.

[davetherave7]

"Fuck me"!!!!! Not whilst there's a dog on the street, mate....

[Minh1110]

somebody please fuck him!

[thestrokeds10]

@Minh1110 good luck... his booty hole is probably so damn puckered up.... he'd make copper wire outta pennies.

[terrymanning1]

@Minh1110 Best comment ever! pmsl

[PS3JohnG94]

Fuck me! lol

[rotcehetutam]

Producer: We need another take

Guy in blue: why?

Producer: bacause of all the cursing

Guy in blue: oh fuck me!!

lol

[psteverific]

Yeah, a 'near hit' would be when you tried to hit something, but missed by a small margin.

A 'near miss' would be when you are not trying to hit something, but nearly did, as in this video.

See how that works?

[MrChubbleyWarner]

I'm a pilot and an aircraft will fly quite happily at 5-10 ft off the ground...quite well in fact, as the air is more dense (thicker)..

[mugmanone]

TAKE OFF THEM PANTIES!!!

[mookins45]

An unforgivable lack of professionalism on the part of the pilot. He should never be allowed near a high-performance plane again. Just a career-ending move on his part. What a jackass.

[TopGunSGA]

@mookins45 Don't speak ill of the dead

[mookins45]

@TopGunSGA Holy shit, did the pilot die? Well I take it all back in that case.  Damn.

[TopGunSGA]

@mookins45 He didn't die during this video if that's what you are asking. He died of natural causes in 2005. He was highly respected as a display pilot though. He was a member of the RAFs Red Arrows from about 1963-1970

[LisaJJMerry]

@mookins45 oh stfu, seriously, you're talking about a trained Spitfire pilot, not some weekender on a k flight

[bazzaed007]

Amazing!!! Sound of a legend! Wish I was there

[TypeRSXdc5]

That was more of a near hit i think.

[cj6745]

near killed

[YCHofficial]

for the love of god CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCK HIM?

[realgungho]

lol - looks like fun

[MrPyrotech96]

FUCK ME

[TzeffNL]

The propellers just missed the cameraman! 0_o'

[Robbbb13]

0:22 that's a profile picture right there.

[Oculuscupitumamo1]

Was he talking to the camera man when he said "Fuck Me" A scared man's words are a straight man's thoughts.

[CuseRecorder]

Red Rover Red Rover we call spitfire over!

[Jesse5482]

Because maybe the camra guy told you to get down

Ps fake video don't watch

[PfhUkJiu101]

FAKE!

[tinyman12323]

@PfhUkJiu101 How? 

[netmatrix75]

I wonder if that spitfire was equipped with bb guns... now that would be something!!!

[tg72211]

IT'S A NEAR HIT

[MrTipula]

0:22

[SNSDtaeyeonlove]

slut..

[jonesy97]

More like a near hit. (As in nearly hit him) A near miss would be if the plane actually hit him.

[makeyafamous1972]

@jonesy97 ..get a life ...

[jonesy97]

@makeyafamous1972 Gotta admit it. I stole that one from Carlin. RIP.

[Paul07791]

@jonesy97 Near miss: a MISS in which the objects pass NEAR to one another. Makes sense. "Near hit" ...a phrase which would suggest that the guy in the video was somehow the target; obviously not the case.

[Viper22bravo]

I'm american indian so i say he got scalped

[Viper22bravo]

I think he got a haircut i was a crewchief on choppers in the US ARMY and on occacian i had to pull tree branches out of the landing gear so that was not even close.

[Viper22bravo]

I think he got a haircut

[hardstyle905]

"near miss"? So you mean, he got hit by the plane?

omfg, does ANYONE speak proper English here?

[FranzKasabian]

@hardstyle905 No you fucking idiot 'near miss' implies it was very close to him being hit! Go back and sit your English GCSE before making pratish exclamations!

[makeyafamous1972]

@hardstyle905 omfg "proper English" ! Funny !



[AltRage]

@hardstyle905 The accepted definition of "near miss" is a near collision or close call (Merriam-Webster). But if you're going to fix all the problems in the English language, could you do something about flammable and inflammable? Thanks!

[kpdanger1]

0:22... most awsome seen of the plane and reporter!

[SampyCV]

Fuck me.

[wkdtv]

Frame 0:21 that is bloody low, must be less than 6' O.O

[Xeniusonarthas]

@wkdtv The prop was no more than a foot off the deck at that point... wild he didn't nose it into the ground.

[kazns]

i love the sound of Spitfire!

[thestranger4812]

"It's a near hit!"

- George Carlin

[einherje71]

The most insane aeroplanevid i've ever seen. Insane.  :)

[Pattii99]

@einherje71 WATCH THIS ONE:|  /watch?v=PLXhPoxytsM&feature=s­hare

[operationcwaI789789]

Actually, if the pilot didn't pull up at the last second, the propeller would have hit the cameraman

[wierdwesterner]

That was the cameraman's fault. When you can't see what is coming from behind you, you can only gauge when to duck or not by their body language/reactions..... if the cameraman is diving to the floor so am I!

There was no need for the overreaction afterwards though!

[Rayden440]

Near miss = a hit ...

[AlderDragon]

It's not a near-miss. It's a near-hit!

[vancecoledotcom]

Hey, it nearly DID fuck him

XD

[speedy02]

It should have hit him!

[XmodGT1]

He NEED NEW PANTS!

[Nottzuk1]

so fucking funny when he ducks

[oscr112]

fuck that idiot pleaseee



[MrCrunchy29]

hahaha camerman didnt even warn him lol

[BigScaryFace]

I would bring a Hot girl to stand and near miss by a plane....then i will Fcuk her.

[dodony11]

Somebody better get there and fuck him...



[dodony11]

Somebody better get there and fuck him...

[Vectorr4Emperor]

cameramen HAVE GOT to be the ballsiest people in the world

[Grahampk73]

Or is it near hit !! Great video

[rocket685]

@Grahampk73 Looking on alot of near miss videos you see alot of people saying it's a near hit and not a near miss not saying that Grahampk does not know what they mean but they do have the same meaning a near miss is a collision that was avoided in the nick of time. :)

[Grahampk73]

@rocket685 I do know what they mean, and agree with what you say ,kind regards:)

[eckyspondoolie]

Fuck is a great word. Prevents spontaneous combustion.

[DannyBoySmith1993]

FUCK ME!

[ozilir]

i hate to break it to you guys. but that looks like a fake movie.

1: at the height the plane passes there should have been far more movement in the camera. even with it being on a tripod stand it should take quite the headwind but seems to actually stop moving when the wind should hit it.

2: the actor is smiling a bit into the duck and neither glances over his back or shows any sign of panic.

3: flying at that height for that long shouldn't it end in a crash?

[1000RRboyJay]

bet the pilot found it funny

[nubh8ter]

holy fuck!!

[dude2106]

No sir, i wouldn't like to.

[Eryan82]

Fuck Me? Oo

[AkoNikad4]

FUCK ME! :D best reaction.........:)

[Bruinsrule100]

That was about 2 feet from the greatest thing I've ever seen!

[dippindcp100]

fuck me !

[fixitman21]

That would totally be worth pissing your pants.

[GamingMusicVideos1]

lol thats cool

[andysim232]

the 16 dislikes where the 109s that got shot down by this beauty!!!!!

[hrford]

Near miss? It was a miss!

[TheDylanJoyce]

not afraid of a little....airplane are you?

[DanielJ83]

Somebody fuck him

[Obzy666]

@DanielJ83 um, no

but lol

[BX02]

@DanielJ83 lolLol nice one...heheeh

[TardisMalcy]

@DanielJ83 classic

[jonesy97]

@DanielJ83 Lol. Best comment of the month!

[wardog956]

@DanielJ83 uhhh nooo thank you

[Mazeboxx]

@DanielJ83 Dude, with this comment you made this video that much funnier :)

[quirpco]

I love his facial expression just after he stops talking. You can tell he's thinking "Christ almighty, please don't let me die!" lol

[sajabz2007]

FACK ME !!!

[eckyspondoolie]

I bet this bloke had great sex that night. LOL

[HotGaSoLine]

yeah FUCK YOU!

[01jbarnes]

in russia spitfire spits fire

[ploetzlich30]

almost grabbed him by the neck like a rabbit!

[Alexgotnicebody]

no straight man says "f uck me" just because of that. 

[lovelydiva06]

@Alexgotnicebody dude in this context "f**k me" is being used as an expression, figurative of speech, you know, people do use f**k me as an expression sometimes, he doesn't literally mean f**k me or does he, lol

[Alexgotnicebody]

@lovelydiva06 i know what he meant. but still guys never say that. the only time i hear that is from a girl.

[lovelydiva06]

@Alexgotnicebody well, i wouldn't say never cause i've heard guys say it as an expression before and they weren't gay

[Alexgotnicebody]

@lovelydiva06 i see what you mean. but thats just me. i think its pretty wierd for a guy to say that.

[EMT308]

Ahhhhh......the sound of a Rolls Royce Merlin. Music to my ears. And one of the worst sounds a Nazi could hear.

[mossman8787]

I could be wrong.... But I think he wants to be fucked

[theunforgivin123]

Lol he said fuck me xD

[liftertwo]

Dame he had to pull up at last second! look at 0:22

[Xiolablu3]

Telling Ray Hanna (RIP) to fly over 'very low' while they do a piece to camera was a big mistake.

Ray Hannas, 'very low' was lower than anyone else imagined :) Incredible display pilot.

[Theguywithrandomname]

btw, what camera tracker did u use

[Theguywithrandomname]

CGI

[pulsejet1]

@Theguywithrandomname Sure, this couldn't POSSIBLY have been done outside of a computer using a real spitfire and a real person.

[TheAmishHirani]

yes FUCK YOU !!!! lol

[MohawkMasters]

Quick Haircut

[japanjapan12345678]

CG？ですか？

[RSLuReD]

lol.. if u see where he stop talk and he turn camera to the fly, then u see that was made up, they have trained on that.

[Xiolablu3]

@RSLuReD Its not frikking 'made up'. They are doing a piece to camera while a Spitfire flew over. What he didnt realise was how low the Spitfire would come. He KNEW it was coming, but didnt realise it would be THAT LOW or SCARY. FFS use your brains people.

[RSLuReD]

lol.. if u see where he stop talk and he turn camera to the fly, then u see that was made up, they have trained on that..

[RSLuReD]

lol.. if u see where he stop talk and he turn camera to the fly, then u see that was made up, they have trained on that..

[perch1974]

he should have jumped

[1290001]

@perch1974

LOL!

If he Jumped hed be dead!

[Viper22bravo]

@perch1974 fo

[lamborghiniguy14]

Hahahahaha the funniest part bout this is him saying F me about 5 times!

[therealTOTOfan]

ITS A NEAR HIT!

*two airplanes bursting in a collision* .. hey look they nearly missed!

[uredsmarrio]

@TopGunSGA ooooooooo calm down

[FiR3S4Rt3R]

....who the fuck says "fuck me!" ?!. lol...

[NVanWendy]

@FiR3S4Rt3R Brits, I guess.

[youztuber5000]

@FiR3S4Rt3R My gf... Lol