The Human Torch

[samown919]

0:11

[lakepalmer]

I do these voice exercises when driving in the car alone. If somebody spots me at the lights, I'll lower the window and do it louder whilst staring at them

[AxleCarp]

The Human Bank Loan was denied a torch.

[Frkinawesomeperson]

My performance teacher has us the human torch was denied a bankloan in warmups..... wtf??

[55polkadots]

@Frkinawesomeperson us too in rehearsal when the seniors lead is we always say these lines

[monckey44]

0:07

[StevenJay369]

The skeleton took a shower, the skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower...

[papercutHJH]

Thumbs up if you love puppies



[someonecalleddean]

I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan but this film is genius!

[NonLocalYokel]

It is probably the funniest sentence in the english language.

[dennis20014]

hahah that part is so great hahha

[burntoastvideos]

Psh, They denied the loan because all he does is catch on fire. What kind of super power is that? How can that help save the day at all? If anything then it seems catching everything on fire and flying around would just make things worse.

[hawkteflon]

@burntoastvideos that's a very good point

[hilfy56]

@Rickat1964 He likes scotch.... hence, "I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down in to my belly, mmm mmm mmm

[hmntrchwsdnidabnklon]

the arsonist has oddly shaped feet

[talkisexpensive]

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet

[ShimmyPilates]

I don't think the screams get quoted enough, so...

HOHO, HO HO HO HO, HOHOHO,HHHRRRAAAAOH

[Untouchable11020]

bark twice if you're in milwaukee.. is this wilt chamberlain?

[Rickat1964]

San Diego is like a good whiskey, it goes down smooth.

[Aeshir2]

I love scotch

[Pettskronk]

I swear to god that I've seen an outtake clip of Will Ferrell doing a bunch of these lines where he and the crew cracks up after "the human torch was denied a bank loan". Can anyone find it for me?! Please!

[JustinIsHere]

@Pettskronk - type in Anchorman Gag Reel and it'll come up. Its hilarious.

[chiaz01]

@Pettskronk It could be the bloopers during the credits of anchorman? I'm sure they're on youtube somewhere

[chiaz01]

@Pettskronk Found it! It won't let me send the link, but the youtube video is called 'EPIC Will Ferrell Bloopers'

[the1quetch]

the skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower.....

[sonicman2222]

DORATHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!

[Z4N30]

no i was talking to her. No i don't know her name, what is it? Lanaline? Lanaline? like sheeps wool?

[Z4N30]

Audrey!!! Audrey!!!

[professorbananas]

scotch scotch scotch, down into my belly

[jackoson27]

the arsonist has ugly shaped feet

[TrAcKbAbE5]

its oddly shaped feet

not ugly

[lukeage101]

i had ribs for lunch...

[PokemanzFromSpace]

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

[Bafnek]

Unique. New York.

[ProEvo6rules]

"the human torch was denied a bank loan!" has to be one of the most legendary comedy lines of al time.

[mymatebone]

it was after each gag warm up line. Its okay not to get it. Some people just don't have a fun sense of humor

[scarfaceaceo]

wtf...

[Flagman001]

Well guess what.. i ate a big red candle...

[turbonoisecat]

that was only in that one version of the movie, its the poop squirrel in the other version.

[xXxbellathang]

i don't understand that line

[torque333]

'The human torch was denied a bank loan' is possible the greatest comedy line ever. I genuinely believe that.

[jwalange]

couldn't agree more.

[vballislife]

You two, are retarded. Genuinely.

[MahsBahs]

@torque333 and I agree

[jackspicerisland]

@torque333 YES, yes, yes. Mysterious, but you're exactly right.

[rhysgriffithslfc]

Where did you get your pants from? The Toilet Store?

[firebgre]

My favorite line!

[qazxswcdevfrbgtnhy]

classic

[misslambiepants]

HOWNOWBROWNCOW

*sticks tongue out*

[fuckwithfire1984]

the arsonist has oddly shaped feet......

[Talonbsb]

The human torch was denied a bank loan...

[GongsunZan398]

lol i love this movie!