StarSuite7 Amazing She Birthed Horse

[GohTakiluver]

she gave birth to a horse with her pants on- skills!!

[donfered]

WHAT HE FUCK NO SERIOUSLY JUST WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!?

[Lamomo77]

WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE

[tAKiDA96]

The question is how could she manage to give birth to a horse while wearing pants... 0:11

[EcoIceblock96]

@tAKiDA96 The question is, how could she give birth to a horse without looking pregnant?

[tAKiDA96]

@EcoIceblock96 true...

[colj001]

can sumone translate dis?

[SonicVersusMario]

who walks around with hey ready just incase

[chrisnalder]

WTF

[SSBSamuS]

Top comment is:

For those who do not understand: The antivirus is so strong that only women get in the box already takes the Trojan horse it lololo apan Damn, I can hardly predict their movements!

[PCGAMR1]

japanese ppl are weird,lol srry guys

[totaldramaduncan101]

thats just great just when i think everything is just fine and normal some japanese woman has to go and shit out a horse

[totaldramaduncan101]

ok....i guess this software is so dam good if you use it you might give birth to a horse

[ACEgrimreaper3]

thumbs up if you cant read the top comments

[discolemonade719]

"You those days when you just have to give birth to a horse? Have that kind of day at our software store!"

[Dominokid555]

I think the thing is is that it had special effects (for software) to make her give birth to a Horse. That's my guess.

[smentertendiment]

What? como assim mais um dia normal no Japao?? G_G

[TheMatia84]

?!

wtf...

[Madmelo101]

here comes the nightmares ......

[cooliobug]

?!?! o_o

[yccw8tncymj]

@cooliobug ?!?!?!?! O.O''

[Bahamutr13]

ummm... beastility?

[papoose317]

o.O uuuh, what just happen? O.0

[Whydothingshappen]

the awkward moment where the top comments are in a language you don't speak.

[hbhuei]

@Whydothingshappen

I dont even know what language that is.

[TheREDPANDAGUY]

this makes no sense at all... *gets high* o man I get it now!! like man it's like a woman gibin birth to a horse....

[CamEMOHaRdCoRe]

um ok wtf did i just watch? 0_o

[wargarkaz]

Okay .. Uh.. Wtf just happen?

[WTFgod72]

@wargarkaz roughly translating what zigzagplus said w/ explanation of video...

The antivirus software is so strong that the womans trojans (*horse, **on the computer) is eradicated from her body (computer)

i guess thats it :P

[OohShinyDistracted]

I get what all these ppl are saying with their explanations of it's meaning, but why would they make it so hard to understand?

[mozzatavera]

Also at 0:12 you can see the sun logo on the top of the box.

[mozzatavera]

Lol, This is an OpenOffice Advert. Before it use to be called StarOffice and in Japan StarSuite.

[EnkiDaGamma]

i think the horse means a troyan virus but why he come out from her vagina? and why the other guys cry?

[js00981213]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it. your fuckin crazy

[zveena]

Can anyone tell what the fuck did I just watched?!?

[1boriz1]

japanese are idiots:D



[MattieMuu]

Yep. This makes sense.

[MegaOrwell1984]

I think I got it. I read a thing on horses and symbolism, and horses can symbolize victory, power and strength. So this computer software is more victorious, powerful and stronger then the rest, and they use the horse to symbolize it. And with the birth means that this software will give birth to a new generation. Did I get it?

[themanf0ryou]

@MegaOrwell1984 this commercial had no purpose other than to grab your attention. there was no message. You overanalyzed this.

[MegaOrwell1984]

@themanf0ryou Well that's what I do. I usually look deep into things, and see if there's a deeper meaning.

[Qwertydathug]

wat

[wendelz2]

Bixo o japão deve ser bem escroto , tá loco auehwuiae

[crazydang101]

o que o pornô tentáculo

[WildFeline999]

Se não fosse por esse comentário eu não iria entender PORRA nenhuma

[NVaizard]

Japan...

[wellington2705]

What The Fuck ????

[pedroapuca]

muito interesante

[igorvezes2]

morri! CRIATIVIDADE ÚNICA!

[Rricciardi1021]

eu não intendi nada, sério .. NADA

do começo ao fim

[Nightwisholatra]

What the porra é essa??

[BRKmegamanbr]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANO!

[evelesh]

Como o carinha sabia que iria nascer um cavalo ?

E principalmente, onde ele arrumou a palha ?

Chuck Norris era japonês D8

[rodolfotofoli]

Japão, qual é o seu maldito problema?

[Calcifer222]

meu deus do ceu o-o

[Brunofatal1ty]

o Zé graça precisa vê isso !

[TheMupphy]

Dorgas Japonesas ! D=

[raphaelmaiden1]

Japão ÔÔÔÔ japão !

[dorongalego]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOORGAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[FABIOBRAM]

Could anyone imagine what Starsuite 9 will do to her?

[SladeForelly]

Como sempre, o japão produzindo coisas retardadas... 

[manojouh]

A cultura japonesa e suas "maravilhas" kk

DA uam assistida ai galera, pra quem gosta de memes

watch?v=jMOS8ebu-WE

[TheLordTruck]

0:07 com esse barulho da impressao de que saiu um alien do cu dela, credo!

[joaoraffs]

nossa é cada umah hein

vi esse vídeo no ñ intendo e n intendi nadaaaaaa

dorgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

ashuashaushausahusuasausahuuas­h

[HolligaMan]

what?!

[TheBrendo418]

Mool lixo ce é locoo . Ainda vem os podrão do ñ.intendo pedir Joinha pra essas bostá mano affês.! mol nada aa ver o video . Só poorque foi oo ñ.intendo quem divulgou todo mundo da joinha & ainda fala que o video é bom . bando de baba ovo ¬¬'

[MrEitinha]

Meanwhile in Japan...

[Mandar1n0]

WTF Japan seriously?

[ElvisCamillo]

Que merda. Cara, Japão é um país esquisito PRA CARALHO. Puta que pariu!

[maistrix]

WHAT A FUCK MAN??

[zigzagplus]

Pra quem não entendeu: O antivirus é tao forte que só da mulher pegar na caixa ja tira o cavalo de troia dela RIAIRAIRAIRIAR Maldito japão, mal consigo prever seus movimentos!

[srmoogle]

@zigzagplus Cara, genial! Hahaha

[Korrako66]

@zigzagplus Aaaaahhh teendiiiii xD que daora, criatividade xD

[draconfir]

@zigzagplus Puxa cara, interpretação brilhante! Mas de qualquer forma não deixa de ser bizarro, hahaha

Ahhh, o Japão

[canalpobre]

@zigzagplus maldito agente do csi

o comercial não deixa de ser japonês...

[The1ryan231]

@zigzagplus

Translation:

For those who do not understand: The antivirus is so strong that only the woman get in the box already makes the trojan it RIAIRAIRAIRIAR Japan Damn, I can hardly predict their moves!

[Fringuis]

juro que não entendi O.o e dai que o cavalo deu luz a mulher sei lá? que isso tem haver com o star suite 7 WTF?

[LokinIkkin154]

O_O

[whitewolfleal]

Pregnant woman + Powerthirst = HOLY SH*T!!!

[Japinha0307]

0:10 Tá Tá ;'(

[vgssss]

ela deu a luz de calça!!!!

[Kludios]

Eu já esperava alguma bosta desses comerciais...

Eu pensava que o cara ia bota fogo na mulher com as palhas...

Só que de novo o japão se superou e queria que varias pessoas acreditassem nisso...

Porem...

Nasce um cavalo...

[MesterOfDark]

so quem ganha joinha e viado

[JuninFisicaro]

WHAT A FUCK???????

[sickLu1z]

isso foi broxante na real

[mohamedAlsaid]

quem pede joinha é filho da puta

[keyblok]

Te amo, TV Brasileira.

[felipealmeidamendes]

wha....

[LeonardoSpadetto]

Dá joinha quem veiopelo não intendo !

[mafizon]

eita porra

[semvidasocial]

que porra é essa?

[desdesman]

Que merda lol

[SirKavilut]

foda se o nao intendo

[luizaudeBR]

Não intendo novamente



[Bruno7007]

ham?

[VitorlolNiki]

em??O_õ



[zaero7]

O_O

[lorenzosa3]

really!?

[matheusfds123]

WTF?????

[xXxRenanx]

Ñ.intendo

[AlexandreX01]

Mais um dia normal no japão D:

[AioniosOneirus]

0:11

My exact reaction except after I made that noise and facial expression, I declared aloud, "Wtf?!"

[gwammeh]

..."I own a horse", indeed.

[suckmydollypeople]

Chuck Norris made her give birth

[CShep99]

(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮  JAPAN, Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!?

[Cutelilteen]

Only the finest from Japan.

[mrsnubeh]

i wounder if it tastes like raisins

[BodyHarvest64]

@mrsnubeh At a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane.

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

@BodyHarvest64 and it turns back a gain when you tug on its winky

[Bughit69]

damn it japan, why dont u make sense

[GalladeTheWarrior]

wait wait wait, what?

[MrSuspective]

what is this i don't even

[Konataneko]

Roses are red , violets are blue ,

I'll fuck you with a rake .

[TheCoryjacob]

@Konataneko Roses are red

Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia

Poem write you!

[eldrinirdle]

WHAT.... THE.... FUUUUKKK!?

[BikerboyAJC]

why the hell did that guy of hay with him?

[baronOdaighre]

I'll take five!

[HomoCyborgZombie]

I own a horse.

[aqwsxedcrfvz]

I'm not sure, but this might have to do with the word 'horse' in Japanese, uma, and the verb for 'to be born', umareru being kinda similar. This is just my guess, I'm not Japanese. But this still doesn't explain why she gave birth in the first place ._.

[BLHLF]

Why is he randomly carrying a bale of hay?

[CoffeeOholic]

Wait...what is...I don't even...????

[VVilcord]

WTF JAPAN?

[hellazteka]

I'm 12 years old and what is this....!!!???



[mikezzknight]

I totally get it

[OnchoPoncho]

Dear Japan, WTF? Sincerly, the rest of the world.

[manateeman1]

it was so good she horsegasmed

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

nomore horse sex with chick fetish for me (o_o )

[knaaad]

WTF??

[sarcasmagasm]

Okay what the fuck, StarSuite is an office productivity suite directly competing with Microsoft Office. Is this some sort of illustrated Japanese pun or something having to do with it ? WHAT THE FUCK DOES STARSUITE HAVE TO DO WITH FOALING ?

[MrVaultkeeper]

what the...?!? oh wait... its japan, everething okay here O.o

[zaldare]

Fukushima did some mad shit with their women..

[sincityfire]

@zaldare No, this was uploaded in 2006...

[laok]

im sacred...

[TheGodOfPegana]

@laok Me too.

[ParadiseNigh]

Memebase

[AlaskanFeesh]

what is this... I don't even...

[supar2100]

....... the fuck???

[juna666]

what the fuck just happened?



[rizwantakkhar]

Meanwhile in Japan...

[Moj1989]

Is there anypony who Rainbow Dash HASN' T made fillies with?

[KissesLoveKawaii]

WATAFAK!?????

[NYtassu]

How the lady has the hay ready is the latest mystery of life.

[alzya123]

Okay, so the thibg raped her, and she got prego with a horse, wouldn't her like, vag/tummy expode, cause those horses are big as you'r mom....Zing.....

[alzya123]

@alzya123 I want birth to be that easy.......Hmmm.....

[abbyfanduby]

@alzya123 Not in Japan.... apparently O.e

[MacJARedd]

Japanese sense of humour. Nothing else. :P

[Dylanmckay71]

Yeah kinda

[ZachAttack73]

That woman is pretty hot...

[Talikira]

WHAT.

[XxPockyx]

fascingnating?

[brittboo858]

What the mother of Jesus did I just watch....

[puppytrails2121]

D:

[greendayfan299]

this

[YourChannelHere]

CO ZA ASY

[mewmewmewm1]

did she just sh*t out a horse

[NitsujDiaknikOibur]

@mewmewmewm1 yes. yes she did...with her pants still on



[Istumus]

What The F*CK! =O

[Wargumm1i]

Anyone want to know what the guy said at 0:12 ? "It stood" or Stood up.

[recrezor]

awesome hahaha

[UnholyJesus181]

This is why 2 bombs was insufficient.

[TheEntoxic8ed]

I have lived. 

[olyfag]

Welcome to Japan

[Gamer4672]

this makes more sense than some of the american commercials...just saw one last night about 2 squirrels smoking pot

[Naverpace]

OK , we are definetly not ready for Japan and their humor or whatever the hell is this.

[Fun2HavRound0806]

Wow.

[sparkysparkpants]

it's simple really, you know how sometimes people sh*t bricks because something is so awesome, that software takes it to the next level!

"starsuite7, you wont sh*t bricks, you'll birth horses!

[Pooky1991]

I've found the purpose of life!

[sunlexlo]

Thumbs Up if RayWilliamJohnson sent you here!

[sunlexlo]

the hell just happened?!

[wambulenceman]

For the record this commercial is supposed to be kind of a silly pun. It's supposed to be how the word for giving birth and the word for horse "uma" sound similar.

[Dayntei]

>Implying I know wtf just happened.

[Shakeidas]

The fuck does this software even do?

[Mess1ah]

horse shit!

[bacura101]

So....if i buy this i'll give birth to a horse? sounds good.