Joseph Beede? Moron. Do you live under a rock? Kenyan prezi..wtf... Kalonzo is gay (got notin' against gay p'pl. His hipocracy pisses me off) look how excited he is LOL.
I always blame the kenyans for electing this idiot to be kenyan president,a president who cant read,cant speak english either swahili ........Look what is so difficurt for a head of state to pronounce JOE BIDEN ?
I read all your comments here. Anything with Emanuel Juma and or Rita Tinina pulls 97% of NTVKenya viewers. Power to you Emanuel Juma and you ODM die hard Rita Tinina.
@dmulx: well ,one mans meat is another mans poison.we are feeling juma and loving the bullseye not bullshit as u put it.if u arent impressed with NTvs Jumas job then dont watch it.JUMA rocks.keeep it up.
@dmulx There are different kinds of humor to which I subscribe. If you don't find anything remotely funny with this, then, well, no comment, coz I don't even feel sorry for you. And yep, I have a hell of a life if you'd like to know
@dmulx It's I'm not am. "A hell of a life" is an idiomatic expression. Don't worry though, I've noticed that we Kenyans aren't quick on recognizing those sometimes, or simply just don't know them
@dmulx Enyewe I'm arguing with an intellectual midget. Do you really know English? I won't even bother to explain why my construct is right. Assuming that you are at least bright enough to conduct basic searches on any relevant knowledge repository, I'll give you one word to start off with: appositive. Haha, as it stands, my Math teacher is light years ahead of your English teacher. Style up, UMEJOMWA!
you crack me up Juma. hahaha, Kalonzo really went for it in hugging Be Den. but the smile on Raila's face when Be Den put his hand on tinga's shoulder is priceless. lol
KIbaki has enjoyed his presidency.... a banquet at the White House hosted by Bush, slept at Blair House, met Queen Elizabeth, held the World Cup trophy and attended the World Cup...now he can retire
this dude is funny
MrMoskinny 3 months ago
20... three times more ...hehehe
BatusaiJack 4 months ago
good work.. thank you so much for sharing this one!
lorainehurston 5 months ago
This is so inspiring.. Thank you for sharing this.
lorainehurston 5 months ago
haha it was mo1 sir he ordered smaller plane hilarious
soyox2010 5 months ago
Hahahaha funny? 7, 17 hahahahahaha Mr. Juma u kill me lol
Weready4all 8 months ago
Utadoo?
Cillyxxx 10 months ago
Man man man... This is tooo funny.....
strikah 1 year ago
hahahahaha
this presenter is funny
emashcmb 1 year ago
it was moi sir
globetrodder 1 year ago
lol i cant stop laughin ma nigga the honerable joseoh bide,,,,bwhahaha i love u kibaki
Ebenezer18 1 year ago
uk wangenyorosha hio miguu hio swakker bana kali!!!!
mwendapolee 1 year ago
youre great emanuel.i love this reality news.
continue that way as you make me enjoy news
more
obiero1000 1 year ago
Joseph Beede? Moron. Do you live under a rock? Kenyan prezi..wtf... Kalonzo is gay (got notin' against gay p'pl. His hipocracy pisses me off) look how excited he is LOL.
adhiambonyarkisumu 1 year ago
luv the show, very funny...juma zilete tu una ma fans wengi majuu.
hakim01 1 year ago
I always blame the kenyans for electing this idiot to be kenyan president,a president who cant read,cant speak english either swahili ........Look what is so difficurt for a head of state to pronounce JOE BIDEN ?
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
is it my eyes ama hawa wazee from Mr head of state to his ministers wana leap.lol!!
Karugada 1 year ago
Kalonzo is caught between a rock and a hard place. Raila is nervous and not sure he will be the future president.
freegastanker1 1 year ago
Another classic one from man Juma. Good job bro...keep bringing them. Tunazienjoy sana
Patdisel 1 year ago
Juma knows what he is doing, the kid knows how to contrast and get humor even where none exists. He is a hero
wawaithira 1 year ago
for emmanuel juma kalonzo is the bad guy....why r u sooo hellbent towards the vp emmanuel????
machax002 1 year ago
I read all your comments here. Anything with Emanuel Juma and or Rita Tinina pulls 97% of NTVKenya viewers. Power to you Emanuel Juma and you ODM die hard Rita Tinina.
MRMUTOONI 1 year ago
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karuitha 1 year ago
Huyu PM anafanya upuuzi gani?
vommwa 1 year ago
Huyu Water Melon ana nini?
Kambiable 1 year ago
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@dmulx: well ,one mans meat is another mans poison.we are feeling juma and loving the bullseye not bullshit as u put it.if u arent impressed with NTvs Jumas job then dont watch it.JUMA rocks.keeep it up.
pedoza2 1 year ago
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pedoza2 1 year ago
This was a good one bwana Juma!...keep it up!!
bethukip 1 year ago
Man this has left me in stitches. Kenya is comedy country everyday. Our politicians are like little kids competing for attention LOL!!!
drsugarcane 1 year ago
This bullshit is just become too personal than funny! NTV should come up with a better idea to replace it
dmulx 1 year ago
@dmulx have you ever heard of the concept of satire? Kama huelewi then GTFO. One of the best Bulls-Eye editions in recent memory.
vommwa 1 year ago
@vommwa if that's your kind of humor....LOL! you have a hell of a life
dmulx 1 year ago
@dmulx There are different kinds of humor to which I subscribe. If you don't find anything remotely funny with this, then, well, no comment, coz I don't even feel sorry for you. And yep, I have a hell of a life if you'd like to know
vommwa 1 year ago
@vommwa I am glad you have to use hell and your life together.
dmulx 1 year ago
@dmulx It's I'm not am. "A hell of a life" is an idiomatic expression. Don't worry though, I've noticed that we Kenyans aren't quick on recognizing those sometimes, or simply just don't know them
vommwa 1 year ago
" We Kenyans??" Your English teacher must have been your Maths teacher! LOL!
dmulx 1 year ago
@dmulx Enyewe I'm arguing with an intellectual midget. Do you really know English? I won't even bother to explain why my construct is right. Assuming that you are at least bright enough to conduct basic searches on any relevant knowledge repository, I'll give you one word to start off with: appositive. Haha, as it stands, my Math teacher is light years ahead of your English teacher. Style up, UMEJOMWA!
vommwa 1 year ago
@vommwa vocabulary is for idiots who try to hide their flaws in simple grammatical errors.
dmulx 1 year ago
@dmulx Wewe nakuambia pata surgery to get that stick outta your ....
vommwa 1 year ago
@dmulx go to hell killjoy, this is the best ever
karuitha 1 year ago
I will meet you there.
dmulx 1 year ago
you crack me up Juma. hahaha, Kalonzo really went for it in hugging Be Den. but the smile on Raila's face when Be Den put his hand on tinga's shoulder is priceless. lol
karuitha 1 year ago
LOOK AT OUR ZOMBIE PREZZO....JOE BE DEN......HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE KISSING ASS.....LOOK AT KALONZO KAMA BONZO...
janekoful 1 year ago
What if that chopper hit somebody & topple over...what excuse will they have?
aboobn 1 year ago
LOL Emmanuel Juma killed it.......i was thinking the same thing raila will cherish that hand on the shoulder moment for a long time
lamonie1987 1 year ago
@lamonie1987 the smile on Raila's face...priceless. lol
karuitha 1 year ago
hahaha Kibaki has bag it through out hisl ife but one day he will leave it all,keep on dreaming people God bless
papaplus67 1 year ago
KIbaki has enjoyed his presidency.... a banquet at the White House hosted by Bush, slept at Blair House, met Queen Elizabeth, held the World Cup trophy and attended the World Cup...now he can retire
drsugarcane 1 year ago
a classic...Emmanuel this wz a classic ☺ ☺ ☺!
siasabora 1 year ago
ahahhahahahhahah stupid politicians
madscientistify 1 year ago