Madoka Magica Abridged Episode 3: You Can Have Me

[LeggooWaffles]

why does Homura sounds like the google translate thingy voice?

[starweilder4]

wink, like, tiro finale! lol

[grynax]

I was, like, listening to this in the background while doing some puzzles on my computer, and at 3:55 - 3:57 I was, like, suddenly breaking out into laughter when QB talked.

I feel, like, so cheap for laughing to something as simple as this. Especially when I already watched it about, like, 5 times and didn't react to it at all.

[MariIceCream]

"Kyubey, like, tasukete, onegai <3...

NOW BITCH! "

ROFL

[catman9222]

Yummy, oh yummy

Lick my feet

And I'm such a boss

You're a lesbian

MORNING RESCUE!

[animeissupercool]

2:50 is pretty cool too

[number8OTTO]

and i can just pull a reifull out of my cleveg

[TheM3cky]

@number8OTTO i think she said clitage

[number8OTTO]

ROFL

[TheM3cky]

"help me now bitch <3" love that part

[sheitruis]

"No need to lose your head over this!"

[TsumasakiIce]

gdi Now Mami's theme will never be the same.

[099garcia]

1:52 Tentacles? I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Oh, just kidding, they're ribbon chain things.

[LittleBigDebbie]

Tiro = shoot in Portuguese, and I guess that in Spanish too.

[crazygangsterhobo]

MORNIN LESCUE

[XxSailorCapricorn]

3:53 - QB is a Pokemon? XD

[TheKevboy123]

mami: kyubey... help me... please... now bitch

me: xD lol

[InfinityWitch99]

OH... MY*mooorning reescuue* prefercted the momment for me:D hillarious

[InfinityWitch99]

i hated it when right at the witch was about to eat mami then it was that commercial-,- it is quite catchy though

[xW35TxMaGiCiAN]

When I saw morning Rescue I started laughing I always see that while watching Madoka Magica xDso hard because

[0ShugoXChara0]

Lol. Morning Rescue. I remember that when I was watching Star Driver/

[ObjectionManiac13]

OMG THE LYRICS are KICKASS , MAGICAL XD

Bravo :)

[rosepetal29]

3:40

I know it's Morning Rescue

But it sounds like "Morningless kyuube" XD

[KonaruChan]

QB, like taskete, onegai <3 NOW BITCH D<

[SYKGC]

Thanks for this mate..... Awesome indeed!!! ;)

[stellaandreanna]

" oh, hell no" hahahhahahaa

[invuhard]

"qb like... tasukete.. onegai"

lOl

[meLuvdarkrai]

This is awesome LMAO

[RawwrItsLucy]

"No need to like. lose your head over something like this" oh Mami.

[ErinPrimette]

I'm pretty sure Mami's theme is in Latin. I found the true lyrics!

[ObjectionManiac13]

@ErinPrimette No they where done by a Japanese artist that created HER OWN LANGUAGE , Yuki Kajiura is her name :) and the language is called Kanjiuran , Yeah kinda of strange and She is the only one who can translate the lyrics

[Dewani90]

@ObjectionManiac13 kajiuran, yeah i know the language, a mix of japanese, latin and other god forgotten languages with some everyday used ones, i feel like eating mami, head first... kidding kidding, if i ever turn into an evil monster that starts cute i'll eat magical girls and little ponies, i bet they taste like friendship and magic

[ObjectionManiac13]

@Dewani90 Lol nice My Little Pony Pun , lol thanks

[VicAM7763]

This script is PURE GENIOUS lolz

[CharaChange]

Massive boobs. Lmao.

Mami vs Homura for love. XD

[Yaenipponcover]

Rewatching these after a while...they still crack me up

You should totally make a full version of Mami's theme xD

[natalie21stone]

I just died then came back 2 life and died again

[GodOfPlague]

very well done abridged series,

[AngelAnimations123]

"no need to loose your head" ( 1:52 )

oh the irony.

[hulkmeister23]

so wut happened, that thing ate her or something?

[PikaCarloss]

Mohning Lesssssssssssssssssssccccccccc­cccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

[TLStr1ker]

OH SNAP!

Pedo bear spotted at 4:44!!

[kauverify2]

I crack up every time Sayaka calls Homura a B-word.

[Cervan]

modaca?.. wtf? lol

[Ritsuioko23]

They are" lol

[Xyambu17]

I've made an impressive schedule of anime to watch and I really want to watch this anime. I thought "why am I watching this?" at the beginning but when I saw that blonde get all badass I thought wow...I'm watching the original anime. Now to push things back 6 months now. Good thing I'm Asian or I'd have trouble doing math.

[starweilder4]

no need to lose your head XD

[Fortress902]

HAHAAHAHAHA

[ax10m4]

MORRRRRRRNING RESCUEEE

[heyyantonina]

like, tiro finale

[YuukiandYume]

Mami speaking Japanese had me laughing so hard!!! Thank you for that lmao

[2pmkh22]

@YuukiandYume when does she do that?

[SimonFallheart]

@2pmkh22

When QB asks mami for a wish, mami says taskette (help me) and onegai (please)

[2pmkh22]

@SimonFallheart OH YEAH LOL

[gam3rgun]

it would have been awesome if mami said where is morning rescue when we need them at 3:26

[Fubukio]

The Japanese Juice Ad made me LOL! XD

[jddeitz2000]

I totally want to spend a hot, sweaty night in bed with your voice.

[jddeitz2000]

I kind of want to spend a hot, sweaty night in bed with your voice.

[jddeitz2000]

I kind of want to spend a hot, sweaty night in bed with your voice.

Just sayin'.

[jddeitz2000]

I kind of want to spend a hot, sweaty night in bed with your voice.

[1DAMU2MAXILAR]

Ha,ha,ha,ha, this Abridged series is so awesome, I found a Hentai pic of Momi then I got interested, I tride to find the original anime and I found this xD

[remboy3000]

MOHNEENG LLESKEUU!!!

[AmazingR0UG3]

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[Uzukune]

lmalmalmalmalmaooooooooooo

[UrfTheHashishin]

That commercial! :D

[TsunadeFTisland11]

Lol moaning lescue!

[OrAnGeMaGe123]

Wink , like , tiro finale!

[Nahinalau]

Tentacles think fast! Oh just chain ribbon things. Better luck next time. Irony. lolololololololololol

[Jesscookie1]

MOAAANING LESCUEE

[vivinefertari]

Like if your Madoka watching experience included Morning Rescue commercials too.

[Nanoha01HEI]

@vivinefertari i watched this before i watched the actual anime and then when i did and saw morning rescue. . . i kinda freaked out xD

[kelbo1rox2your3sox]

The redone Credens Justitiam nigh fucking murdered me. Also; Morning rescue. So good. So bloody good.

[Croallster]

"You could have anything, you could have ME"

^ I once used that as a chat up line and it almost worked... her head got head bitten off before she could reply...

[akamaru3]

Oh Sayaka, stealing meds from the hospital.

[japsocute]

2:27 when mami says "you can have anything" drugs begin to fall from the sky xDD

[Frospin142857]

Ahahah, that's frickin' hilarious!

By the way, "Tiro Finale" means "Final shot" in Italian ;)

[mochimeez]

Yummy oh yummy lick my feet you're a lesbian lol

[JAMllostthegame]

OH MY-

*Morning rescue commercial plays*

AHAHAHAHAHA!

[flowergirl841993]

homura's voice sounds like a computer program...i just noticed that

[liililil]

yummy oh yummy ~

[zeldafan1997]

"Oh. My.-"

"MORNING LESCUE!!!"

[NekoKrimm]

My god I've laughed so hard from these episodes. DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.

[ras144]

Aw........I hope you continue! D: I really want to see 4-12 Abridged!

[helpersoul123]

i love how you did the misheard lyrics ever since ive watched this then listened to mami's theme i always rememberthose lyrics thanks for making madoka 1000 times more awesome!:D

[ShadowAlex]

"Oh, it is on." LOL

[Ressey101]

Mami's theme long lol

[0saveusy2j0]

MAWNING LESCUE

[Cubtalia]

MORNING LESCUE. 

[Enigma14]

Really hope Kyouko's voice isn't as subdued as the others.

[PonyNotReady]

@Enigma14 What do you mean by that? I've yet to decide on her voice...

[Enigma14]

@PonyNotReady Despite the fact that Mami is caring her voice sounds apathetic and quiet. Although I know it's an abridged series and characters can be changed on the whim of the writer.

[VicAM7763]

@Enigma14 But Mami sounds like an actual twin-drilled blonde O.o

[zagrunty]

Oh... My.... MORNING LESCUE!!!!!!!!!

[ItsJustSugarRawr]

Questoion, can you do a full version of "Mami's Theme"? I think its fucking hysterical XD

[PonyNotReady]

@ItsJustSugarRawr Haha maybe. Like a misheard lyrics thingy. Isn't the official soundtrack for that junk comin out?

[ItsJustSugarRawr]

@PonyNotReady Yeah, its been out for I think two weeks now. But I really want to hear the rest of the misheard lyrics for the entire theme song. I would not stop singing that yesterday; I'm not even kidding you.

YUMMY OH YUMMY LICK MY FEET AND IM SUCH A BOSS YOU'RE A LESBIAN

Ha ha har <3

[BaconMushroomMelt]

@PonyNotReady It's already been out for a while.

[KanDrawBetrThanU]

JESUS THE COMMERCIALS RIGHT

[SirSlarty]

i pull rifles out of my cleavage all the time

[imp4ever]

Ah man, I was expecting some sort of joke about Mami being phonetically identical to "mommy", but alas...

Anyway, good job! The theme song part had me cracking up, which was actually unfortunate because my cold turned it into a horrible coughing fit. But it was totally worth it.

[PonyNotReady]

@imp4ever Haha well, I had a "mommy" joke planned for episode 4... SPOILERS!

[STFUsamGTFO]

"oh. my. g-" MORRRNING RESCUUUUE.

[SylvainDeleon]

I would like to place a curse on you for Madoka' singing Mami's theme song. Every time that song gets stuck in my head, I can't stop hearing that now. It haunts me.

Though, seriously. Keep up the great work :) You do a great job with the voices.

[AntMan9751]

Apparently, Tiro Finale means "Final Shot" Spanish. I loled at Madoka singing Mami's theme song xD

[YamiohR]

@AntMan9751 "Tiro Finale" is Italian for "last shot". "Disparo/Tiro final" is Spanish for that.

[AntMan9751]

@YamiohR :O Google Translate lied to me!

[BJZRE]

When will Episode 4 be released? OHNEGAI.



[zeta986]

morning rescue commercial

i know that! that is the one shown in crunchyroll AMP

[helpersoul123]

3:27 suprise attack by charlotte! mami: oh my..*morning resue commercial time* this is ironic on many levels wouldnt you agree? thumbs up if you agree!

[Dewani90]

Madoka-mami is dead, and i never got the chance to touch her mamies to see if they were real!!! TTwTT

me- oh shut up madoka, you are a pointless character and this series gives you way more importance than the one you actually deserve...

btw, keep up the good work, nice mami's voice, like, totally french...fried-cool-gal voice :3

[Yaenipponcover]

Madoka: "Either way,I'll go get Mami"

Sayaka: "Ok I'll stay here with QB and-a...keep watch" *Grief Seed grows and consumes building*

Oh wow,I loled at that one.

[PonyNotReady]

@Yaenipponcover Wow that's pretty cool cus it was just a throw away take up space line lol. I didn't even think it was funny whatsoever, so I just said it stupidly. It was improved. I'm like... wait, Sayaka, you don't do anything useful right now, so whatever, just say you're keeping watch.

[greg0050]

when mami said, "no need to lose your head", i felt bad for snickering...

[AtsukoYui]

You win. So much.

[ninryu4]

Lol, I knew she wished for boobs.

[NaviWolf9]

Omg i love these! XD

And Mami is still and forever my favorite Puella! Love them guns!

[PonyNotReady]

@NaviWolf9 Heck yeah that's what makes her my... favorite? Haha if I had to choose... I guess, weapon-wise.

[GrimSavant]

...I was going to ask whether you were going to decide if Mami was Southern or a Valley Girl... but then I realized it probably didn't matter past this episode.

[PonyNotReady]

@GrimSavant haha yeah some more enthusiastic lines went southern but I tried to keep it more valley girl. but yep, it don't matter any more :P

[KikkiPurin]

God. I love Sayaka calling Homura "b-word" asndjaksdn

[CityGirl2699]

"Oh my God! That was the most terrifying thing I've ever witnessed in my liiiffe!"

Idk wether she was talking about Mami being eaten or the energy drink chermercial. XD

[Dewani90]

@CityGirl2699 sayaka: madoka, i'm scared, where is mami?

madoka: oh, she is here, and there ....and there...and over there....

homura: MADOKA!!!.... too soon....

[wohdinhel]

KYUUBEY, LIKE, TASSKETAY, OHNEGAYE

[ASHERUISE]

@wohdinhel Oh man, I laughed out loud at that one for like the entire remainder of the video, valley girl Japanese for the ultimate win!

[Yamiyokun]

@wohdinhel Like Teero Feenalay

[LaRiviera]

The Niconico cover version is like... Sandy loyally. Germany is lost, we are lost in a lesbian. Sandy loyalty. We don't need your salt, we are laying a lesbian.

If my video response gets approved, ya'll can see my version of what Mami would have wished for. Or just check my channel if ya got a minute to kill.

[modder15]

Who's gonna be Kyouko?

[PonyNotReady]

@modder15 Hmm... Um, me.

[modder15]

@PonyNotReady What kind of girl are you gonna portray her as?

[PonyNotReady]

@modder15 Um, she has more of an attitude but isn't as stupid as sayaka. I'm still thinking! Food... stuff

[modder15]

@PonyNotReady I just got a great idea make Kyouko some hardcore Christian.

[SakuyaFM]

I just have to commend you on the impeccable timing for Morning Rescue.

[jajohdatkanbest]

B-word

[CynicalAutumn]

I'm never going to think of Mami's theme the same way again XD

[PonyNotReady]

@CynicalAutumn Well geez how can you have fun and sing along unless it has some lyrics!

[roflschofel]

Well timed morning rescue.

[ChimeraYuri]

LOl epic funny

[mysticalalice]

"I'm a lesbiiiiiaaaaan~"

Oh god, now I will never think of Mami's theme the same again... I don't mind. xD; Wonderful job with this~ I kept replaying certain parts haha!

[littlemousekt]

yay another episode ^^

[TuxedoComplex]

QB! Like, tasukete, oh-nay-guy!

I fucking LOVED this.

[RedHairedKing]

MORNING LESCUE!

[Rikarikun]

also. Madoka version of friday. it must happen.

[PonyNotReady]

@Rikarikun Haha maybe I'll continue what I had started in episode 1 of it sometime ;P

[Rikarikun]

oh god. Morning Rescue.

[ForceRoundsPenguin]

Loved this!

[SakuyaFM]

"Just leave you B-word!!" *long dramatic pause* Bye.

Keep em coming!!

[000002ist]

@SakuyaFM

Just make a contract with me and they will keep coming

／人◕‿‿ ◕人＼

On a more serious note, this is far better then the other Madoka abridged I've seen, I can't wait for more