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  • hahahahahaha :D

  • lol when he put his balls on the seat XD

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  • cars!

  • only in Asia

  • 0:29.. aaauuccch!

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  • youtube anthem

  • WDFFFFF

  • Just when you think you're good at something, there's an Asian dog doing it better.

  • Teach him to steal and send it down the shop

  • awesome

    

  • Where's his helmet?!

  • Моя далматинка ездит на лыжах ;) это для них нормально. Ведь далматин это каретная собака. Карет в наше время не найти.

    Хотя иногда моя собака такси вызывает

  • chuck norrises pet :)

  • Fukkit, -Those who cant skate are being killed.

  • This is the future.

  • after this he went to the local drugstore to renew his aunt's prescriptions and grabbed 2 cartons of milk on the way back!

  • FUCK THIS SONG!

  • i have a dalmatian

  • The dog rides better than the little boy. Lol that's just sad that a dog can ride better than a human!

  • Der läuft sicherlich mit Batterie :D

  • Couldn't stop laughing when i saw the dog sit down on the bike

  • @petfiesta was it because you were looking at his balls and asshole then thought to yourself you wanted to lick them

  • I grew up with a Dalmatian "brother". He was very smart,. but WE didn't think of teaching him to ride a bike!

  • This is not okay

  • 32 people hate 009 sound system

  • aw. he's so cute when he rides a tricycle.

  • aw. he's so cute when he rides a bike.

  • SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • its a funny video. i never knew that dalmation dogs can ride bicycles. wow.. thats so sweet. like a kid you can treat it like ur son or daughter if you want almost human like.

  • incredible

  • thunbs up if you muted the sound

    

  • eww balls

  • the music destroys the whole video..

  • he can ride a bike better than my nighbor

  • jajajja que plato!!!

  • Este es el video mas lindo y divertido!..

  • Leave it to the Japanese

  • It looks cool, but my question is, how did he learn his dog to do this, dogs don't drive bikes on their own of course. Does the dog like to do this? Or does the person force him to do it???

  • hahah

    

  • Dog, get off that bike! Bikes are for people. You are not a people. You are a dog.

  • I don't think the dog likes it.

  • Suck on that skateboarding dog!

  • 26 people don't like balls on the bike seat.

  • fuck you 009 sound system

  • 0:41

    fat kid: hey that kid looks like a dog from the bac-WTFBBQZOMGASLBKAEKLABDERP

  • lmao, he ballsacked the bike seat!

  • thanks for the completely inappropriate music

  • @adj789 You can be whatever you want when you're high.

  • this song is fucking gay

    

  • LOL that dog's balls are on the seat!!

  • That's the goofiest looking tricycle I've ever seen.

  • this fucking song!!! GAH!! It's not a bad song, it's just overused on youtube.

  • So fucking cute.

  • What is the song called?

  • @oananbr that song is for fags. What are you a fag?

  • @SomethingAwfulTV I can't see where my sexuality have a part in what the song is called.

  • That dog looks uncomfortable.

  • imagine the beatings the dog took before he perfected bike riding...

  • @alpharaptor1 he's not riding, he's running!

  • "You can be... anything you want when you're hiiiiiggghhh...." - HELL YES I WANT TO BE A FUCKING DOG ON A BIKE!

  • What's the name of the song?

  • @Matheusavs28 The song is by 009 Sound System called With a Spirit

  • Awww, he thinks he's a people.

  • @LiathroidiDana

    As the song says: "You can be whatever you want when you're high..."

  • i hate this song so much. fuck you mattbane. fuck you nd ur mom nd ur future wife nd kids

  • ??????

  • omg the last clip where is it???

  • 18 people cannot ride bikes.

  • i hate this song!

  • 0:29

  • WOW!!! dalmation is very smart and amazing dog!! AMAZING!!!!LOL:):):)

  • Awwww!

  • 18 people were run over by the dalmatian

  • AHAHAHAH what the fuck was that suction-cup moped at the end?!

  • Ha the dog rides better than the kid :P

  • how embarassing, he still has stablizers

  • In soviet Russia bike rides a dog.

  • One of these days you are going to see a peloton of dogs on racing bikes drafting each other like pro riders.

  • Officially the worst song ever. I think Justin Bieber did the vocals.

  • This video is so amazing, that I forgot to hate on the music.

  • no comment.............. coz its incredibleeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

  • no comment.......................­..... 

  • love the kid that starts swerving at 0:43.

  • All of your lives are pointless.

  • I particularly like it when the dog rides the bicycle

  • @wlasur LMFAO! your funny :')

  • the 17 people that disliked this are either old cat women, or allergic to dogs

  • this video's a lot better muted xD

  • i wonder why anyone would dislike this

  • FUCK YOU, SONG!

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  • whats the name of song?

  • dam.... once nigger learn how to train dogs to do this crime rates will increase in the us aging >.<

  • @oscarfouz23 It's nice to see that stupidity and racism still go hand in hand.

  • @oscarfouz23 AHAHA

  • @oscarfouz23 once you learn how to type a proper sentence, your intelligence will increase everywhere you go... >,<

  • FUCK ITS THAT SONG AGAIN

  • LOL! cool!

  • probably threatens to eat him if he does ride the bike

  • 2 wheels 2 nuts there we go..

  • hahahaha look at that kids face at 0:42

  • :30 - :32 AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh

  • Next thing you know, hes gonna be doing backflips at the x-games.

  • this is trippy as fuck when you're high

  • Just saw this on SportsNation

  • @thebestevadotTV ME TOO

  • WHO THE FUCK KEEPS ON GETTING THIS SONG ! ITS SO ANNOYING!!!

  • I wish my Dalmatian could do that!! That is awesome!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA­AAAAAAA!

  • OMG!!!

  • useless...teach him to drive a fire engine

  • to bad it cant haul ass

  • time to teach it how to wheelie.

  • lol when he put his balls on the bike seat

  • @redballyou Hahaha, that had me in tears

  • @redballyou hahahhahahahhahahahahah

  • @redballyou It's so hilarious the way male dogs have testicles.

  • @redballyou hahaah, i laugh sooo hard, i couldnt stop

  • ahahahaha!!! geniale e  grandiosoooo

  • When it gets to a hill though, its fucked!!!

  • @SpringerSpike

    How is this 'using dogs'? That dog has a gift, just like some humans have special gives, its a mutation in genetics that allow miraculous things like this to occur. This has to be the coolest thing I have ever seen a dog do or any animal outside a human do. This is mind boggling, how do you train a dog to do this? I reckon the dog loves to ride the bike and was blessed to comprehend how the mechanics of riding a bike work. (human-like)

  • Haha The best part is definitely the close up of its balls and arse

  • @sheridansburger17

    Hi, my name is sSheridansburger17, and I get off on beastiality.

  • @LemagraS Yeah I do. And your mum was the best dog if fucked yet

  • @SpringerSpike fucking ragheads, mind you they are paki/brits

  • @SpringerSpike I love dogs too but that gives me no reason to insult people randomly like that :L how the fuck do you know what i look like? And again, if it didn't want to be doing this, it could easily jump off the bike at any time.

  • He rides a bike better than me. *shame*

  • @SpringerSpike LOLOLOL wow how the fuck is this cruelty? grow a decent brain. it wouldn't continue to do it if it was uncomfortable.

  • so cute!

  • Even Japenese dogs are more evolved O_O

  • too funny

  • Its japan ? better to check if it is a robo-dog

  • Why

  • Talk about meals on wheels :/

  • Stabilizers! No fair.

  • i just see that he likes to scratch his balls i«on tha seat thumbs up if u think that way !

  • If that Monkey Man led thee here, ten points!

  • cool

  • Japan has already invaded the world with Nintendo. No they are secretly showing weapons like this Dalmatian on a little bike. We are surely and totally screwed, eh?

  • How else is he supposed to get to work?

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i lovee this vid. HAHAHAHA

  • japan, we put used panties and saki in vending machines.

  • Fake.

  • how can it be fake? x

  • That bike isn't motorised at all :P

  • whoever made this edit is a king among men .

  • Cool!

  • Japan: Where the things you see on cartoons are real.

  • loooooooooooooooolllllllllllll­lllllllllll

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!i have a dog like that, but she can t ride bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • epic lulz

  • Loose the training wheels.... then I'll be impressed.

    JK.

  • Love the inspirational 80's feel music!

  • @fhussain44

    inspiration to do drugs, listen to the lyrics

  • OMG STANDING CAT HAS BEEN BEATEN!!!!!

  • i love it! im laughing my ass off (it looks just like my dog pongo but im pretty sure he cant do that)

  • thanks 

  • 009 Sound System - With A Spirit

  • name the song?

  • FUCK THIS SONGG!!!!

  • I wish my dog could do that!

  • shitty music

  • what is the name the song?

  • Ah, but does he have a paper route?

  • Did he... try to... interview. The dog...?

  • WOW DAT DOGGIE IS SMARTER DEN ME

  • HEY WHAT's THAT JAP DOING WITH MY DOG!

  • fake and gay

  • That Dalmatian is a Spy!

  • stupid music

  • naaaw, so cute

  • yeah well my dalmations can shit on the floor and eat our couches. so there!

  • there are countries and there is JAPAN.

  • JAPAN'S GOT TALENT!

  • tell that dog to wear some pants or he's wiping the seat!

  • The Japanese are out of their fucking minds, and I LOVE IT.

  • Japan: Millenia ahead of the world! Not centuries

  • かわいいです!