Master Chief: Graffiti Cleanup Crew

[catkiller808]

@MrHowtobeawsome thats what she said

[kjackice]

Uhhh de da da da der de de der der der Taste the wrath of the cow god bitch

[Gam3Ch3ats]

I love Indian derived der der der der

[Gameboy671]

Self-abuse isn't illegal

[punkjuan1229]

Ha ha XD master cheif touched my weenie

[zeus123444]

2:49 guy: what do u say about this squeegee? other guy:go sit on dick cock fag me:LMFAOLMAOLOLROFL

i swear after he said that me my bro could no stop laughing that was funny as hell

[narutosasuke1800]

"hey ur the guy that told me to install windos vista on my computer"

"i am i leperchan you can not aqurie me lalalalala"

[TheHalocodplayer]

or mabye your just really bad at math?

[SuperRanger505]

Feel the rath of the cow god!!!!

[FrankEast99]

Aaaaah old days of lyle...

[OutdoorMoney70]

hurdurdurdurdurdur "I will catch you Eventually"

[Ghostsdeath94]

How do you get arrested for suicide?

[serventofchaos]

i hate how the other half are poeple complaning about top comments and getting top comments

[mrscarecrow69r]

JESUS!!!!

[K1LL3R10X]

3:28 castle crasher theme song

[RSNitsua]

Why cant we have more masterchief series? This is hilarious!

[TheEchotech]

@RSNitsua he had an update around when he said sni 2 was coming out that the master chief series may come back

[9souls89]

combat arms music



[Pimpninja206]

hahaha self abuse

[zeus123444]

at 2:48 is funny as hell

[lizardmanzx]

thumbs up if any of the charges were actually possible

[GETSUGATENSHOU696969]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO

[ixzippoix]

public drunkness? you mean public intoxication??

[coldestQmurray]

general douchbagery???



[KingLevaan]

I want to see the video of him commiting the crimes in the simultanious tangent. that would be AWESOME!!!!!!

[226foxgirly]

THE LEADING CAUSE OF OZONE DE-CREMATION A RARE PHENOMENON CALLED......WOMEN VOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pika1417]

mastercheif toched my weinee OH THAT IS IT U LITTLE LYING COCKSUCKER!!!! BAM BAM BAM BAM

[pwnzlikeme]

i showed this to my girlfriend and she puched me



[Dannyx33444]

whats the song at 2:03

[BlackBelt1117]

From 3:30 ish to 4:00 he is on double crack

[ItsTheChief117]

Sorry... It's his first time. Oh, okay.

[rukahatake]

omfg lol thts so freakin hilarious lol perfect an airplane joke lol

[TEZY10THECUTE]

r u an atheist



[Celeshisawesome]

grats on 117 videos lol!!!!!!!!

[jdoyle247]

general douchebaggery hehehe

[sampage6]

Master chief touched my weenie! I WAS laughing so fucking hard!!!!

[dragonlordr1]

Jesus!!!!!!

[HaloKill135]

I meant REDpanda99

[sabasman]

chief: motherfuckers

*guy get punched to death*

*chief kills the alien*

me: rfllmao

[REDpanda99]

What is the name of this song?

[HaloKill135]

@REDpanda99 JESUS WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

[selenalover2001]

me and my bro luv ur vids!

[HaloReachMcfarlane]

He committed suicide but yet he is still alive ?

[pmt1103]

@HaloReachMcfarlane of course hes master chief

[HaloKill135]

@pmt1103 JESUS WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

[ACGpwns]

@HaloReachMcfarlane He restarted his last checkpoint.

[zivakitty]

ahRERTERTERTERTERTERTERTERTERT­ERTERTERT LOLOLOL. I thought someone at my school came up with that,

ps. india is not in the middle east but people who are from there are not considered middle eastern. that was just making fun of the ignorance of airport police

[qwatsdat]

Middle eastern decent? That's an Indian accent you racist cock sucking son of a whore

[HaloKill135]

You have a good master Choef voice

[mycrazyguy101]

general douchbaggery

[Sticklord42]

hehe death pentalty i agree a day stuck with dick is worse death pentalty

[SnappedTrain12]

Just LOL.

[463pokemon]

general douchbagery 

[d1234583]

toe nail clippers are illigal on planes?

[shoungo1]

@d1234583 yes they are consiterd wepons

[d1234583]

the indian part was AWEWSUM!

[d1234583]

mastew ceef, tuched my weenie

[TheGuitarjammer]

I do half the things chief does!

[MyWeirdAdventures]

Master Chief touched 1,000 little kids private

[Saphyre1969]

charge for suicide!?!?



[Saphyre1969]

Castle crashers music

[MrHowtobeawesome]

"master chief touched my wienie" omg i almost peed

[jameslogan17]

@MrHowtobeawesome i bet not many ppl have been able to say that XD

[Blackfyre047]

Oh yeah... It's possible...



[shoungo1]

ha pedo law states that they have to be 10 and under for pedophillia

[pinkylover75]

weird dude-DO U KNOW WAT THIS MEANS?

me-that ur a fucking retared?

weird dude-IT MEANS WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

me-no guess wat?

weird guy wat?

me-....chicken butt LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MasukureKuro]

@GamerMiguel0112 Well, my school's handbook says you get suspended for 7 days for commiting suicide.

[Peasant141]

I AM A LEPRECAUN, YOU CANNOT AQUIRE ME!!! AH DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR! AH YES, FEEL THE WRATH OF COW GOD! YOU LITTLE SON OVA BITCH! I WILL BEAT YOU. AH DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR!!!!

[FatScotishguy]

Hot dickings one inch thats bigger than my cock

[D34DSun]

@Rawrchy0Rawrch He just has long hair.

lmao

[Xratedjerkin]

@Rawrchy0Rawrch did that fuck really say that

[passiondriver]

the song with that mark v helmet guy is from castle crashers

[zeldawalkthrough1]

he got a charge for self-abuse?!?!

[Domin8R1000]

i am a leprecaun, you cannot aquire me

[johnny3tears4life96]

these 81 people are COD fans

[madisonlwood]

no top CoMment.ummmm?oh.DIck BOuncE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ausauspotpot]

Fear the rath of the cow god!

[StrawberrYxVidz]

Master Chief touched my weenie...

[ShirosakiX]

ITS KOOTRA

[RandomGECHO11]

that dude's soooo fucking MLG at 3:32

[Thehaloreachfan122]

when the grey and green guy yells nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in the back round he walks away like wat the helll is wrong with u LOL

[Thehaloreachfan122]

wow master cheif is a master at everything LOL XD

[majortai1]

I hate that half the comments are lines from the episode.

[TheDinosaur900]

"Are you sure about that death penalty thing?" XD

[RAGEDFOX101]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingxiv34Returnz]

ali hajib baba is quick

[kingxiv34Returnz]

udeddedujdueduduuudu lol

[kingxiv34Returnz]

udeddedujdueduduuudu lol

[kingxiv34Returnz]

um i am a lepracaun you cannot quire me lolololol

[MrToki117]

1:47 I laughed more than I should've. ._.

[Shadowelf93]

If you listened to the list of charges, you can hear "suicide". Apparently, the Chief killed himself, and then respawned.

[EpicSauce1657]

OMG 81 people got bullets in their faces in 5:42

[pmt1103]

81 people had other peoples hands on their ass

[TheSoulful45]

81 people sit on dicks

[smashbro7314]

freeze asshole XD most hilarious sentence XD

and master chief sucked my weener who made this video i want the name XD

[smashbro7314]

freeze asshole XD most hilarious sentence XD

[iamdjdean]

masterchief totched my weenie

[MrHalolover64]

sucide????

[kykyleistheman]

Public Drunkness lmfao

[limabeans12]

Oh death me dududududud

[joenateprince]

81 people are rearly bad at math....

[Armaggeddonnow]

Oh it apparently is only took me years to even notice.

[Armaggeddonnow]

Was that the Castle Crasher's music???

[TGibby24]

i wish my ass was like master chiefs...

[TheMaggotCleaver]

"how do you like bullets in your mouth?! i dont care if that makes sense cause now my balls are in your mouth and it doesnt really matter anyway"

[DeathByCake117]

Channled Douchebaggery

[BLAZINOFSKYX8]

funy video 

[BayouSnow]

y suicide o and im little jimmy its scared me so much

[warriorofshadows443]

master cheif touch my weinie. i laughd for the rest of the video

[Whitefang29]

Holy crap! At 3:24 ish it's playing music from Castle Crashers. =D It only took me 3 years to figure out.

[Gumminoob]

Why do people dislike for no reason?

[awesomedude421]

81 people felt the wrath of the cow god

[awesomedude421]

I could do other things to

[bmprelude]

the alien doing graffiti was the alien from the poetry club

[majorc2oh]

Master Chief is Chuck Norris

[People1234567Hi]

You took kootra's kill and called him a gaylord. I will now make you pay with the force of 1000 suns!!!!!!!!!

[ultrajetfire12121212]

lol the cop is GAY!!!

[Epicpanda4567]

so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Killersoda155]

@Blade3533 or how ever the fuck you say it and I'm sorry I don't have to spell correctly for you to be satisfied with me

[marxgore]

dick is the best 1 of the masterchief series

[blade3337]

wow i never realised you did all this wonderful stuff.

[metington12]

O God, we're too late.

{shows water}

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! {guy starts backing away}

[Killersoda155]

It was that's copy right issues

[Killersoda155]

Go sit on a dick cock fag just because you have that deep ass voice makes you thing you can call me the name of a house hold cleaning utensil

[blade3337]

@Killersoda155 yes. and the fact that he's awesome. btw learn to spell.

[Marsden117]

8:57-9:05 Lol

[danielcraven1]

What Is the episode after this

[yuji165]

"Insulting to a restaurant manager, all done in a single tangent................wait is that even possible?"

"Oh yeah, it's possible, so about the whole pedophilia portion....."

"Says here she's 17."

"FUCK!"

My question is, where the fuck did he do all that stuff??? O_o;

[sharpieloverxD]

am i the only one that noticed some of the toss the turtle music?

[Biocorporations]

81 peoples soul have been devoured by jesus

[ClownAssasinator14]

I hate it when people repeat funny lines, WE SAW THE VIDEO!

[matthewfx080]

FEEL THE RATH OF THE COW GOD YOU LITTLE SONOMONA BITCH

[HaloKill135]

lol easter 2day and the song said ''Jesus,we love you'' lol

[whydoyoueventry]

7:25-8:06

funnist shit ever

[Drsalimassal]

washigton!!!!!!! 

[cheetah1179889]

O THATS IT U LIENG COCKSUCKER

[Dannyx33444]

what was the song 2:05!?!??!!?!?!?!?!!

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

I almost shit my pants when that one guy seed what's your take on this sqwegy

Go sit on a dick cock fag

[HellViper594]

"Women voting"

[thesithlord1011]

what is the song at 2:00

[megaluigi33]

@thesithlord1011 Kill Bill Theme

[Feeltheh8]

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR:3rd degree murder, traffic violation, rape, assault, littering, public drunkness, destruction of property, loitering, substance abuse, possession, insurance fraud, self-abuse, tax dodging, possession of illegal firearms, insulting of mentally disabled, suicide, smoking in a no-smoking zone, manslaughter, pedophilia, general douchebaggery, and disrespect to a restaurant manager, all done in a simultaneous tangent.

[EpicEnigmatic]

where can i download the metal jesus song?!?!??!? :D

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

O what the hell

Look

It doesn't matter how it happened

Just help me get out

I think his pinnis is rubbing agents my leg

Dude,I almost shit my pants

No lie XD

[KimiCupcakexoxo]

Lmao! Jesus will eat your soul XD

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

Dick is awesome

[shands99]

if you dont get your hands off my ass your going do die

[iSk8cuzitscool]

7:03 lol B>

[iSk8cuzitscool]

7:03 lol

[Epicpanda4567]

Lol that Indian dude is funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Feeltheh8]

I love Dick. lololol

[thexgamer42]

)-0_0-(  (~.~)

[thexgamer42]

what the hell

[proDERP]

81 people got the weenie touched by master chief

[Rekrapinator]

Ow Mothafu****!

Sorry, it's his first time.

Oh ok.

[bunnyrabbit202]

@Rekrapinator lol

[IMCOOLZ1]

lol go sit on a dick cock fag

[smmk88]

ADUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD­U , what is with that,almost lauphtto death thoue.

[Enricoiscool23]

Master Chief touched my weenie.

[BedTimeProductions11]

@Enricoiscool23 Aww that is it you little whinning cock sucker

[Enricoiscool23]

@BedTimeProductions11 LOLS!

[BedTimeProductions11]

@Enricoiscool23 lols to the second power

[megaluigi33]

"Why the FUCK did we buy tanks! I thought we were an underground graffiti gang!"

[megaluigi33]

Squeegee ftw!

[Cradley51]

stupid vista

[CTFxCsoldierNumber27]

6:34 =

thug- "no no, you gotta put your hands on my temples"

chief- "you shut up"

thug- "yesir"

Lol

[fireberninbabe]

hahahaha xD i love ur vids! ceek up the good work :)

[shands99]

if you dont get your hand off my ass your going to die

[spartan1pound]

ahhh mmm fine fine their ohhhh oh dude do you workout

[polikarpkojin]

o no shoot him. hes got a nail clipper

[Thunderwing321]

AAAHHH!!!!!DERDERDERDERDERDERD­ERDERDERDERDERDERDERDERDERDERD­ER

DERDERDERDERDERDERDERDERDERDER­DERDERDERDERDERDERDER!!!!!!

[MrReuben13]

l0l christian metal is actually like that in real life.

[JOHNMASH89]

ohh did i kill him no ahh sorry its his first ohh well its  ok

[Forum365]

Go sit on a dick you cock bag.

[halomasterchief365]

2:38..... sounds like black ops :)

[hcallahan1997]

79 people got there " wenie" touched by master chief

[MultiDabomb1]

I am a leprechaun you cannot acquire me!!! Derderderderderderderdderdeerr­xerderderdeederderderderder