Storymode - Chinese Minecraft Fallout for Hire!
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  • How did u get SKRILLIX!!!!! whaaaaaaaaa

    ThatOneChannel67 1 week ago

  • ...Access to cool perks like... Scissors?

    Holy Shit! XD

    Tommy3981 2 weeks ago

  • OMGOODNESS how did you know im 12

    wadyati1 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 2

  • Like... scissors!!!!! Holy shit

    princesscarlos 3 weeks ago

  • *gasp*! theyve now got age guessing powers noooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!

    TheMe172 3 weeks ago

  • In like a month. So after July, comes December. OFCOURSE!

    lediadruid 1 month ago

  • I'm officially attracted to Dex's voice

    TzlolaXD2011 1 month ago

  • WHERE IS SANITY NOT INCLUDED?

    youknowwho77777 2 months ago

  • @youknowwho77777 it's comming out on December 25th

    Luxord1000 2 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • they forgot to put justin biebers music on the 3 tortures... then it could be four

    MrArthurx10 2 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • how did you know is was 12?!

    

    dudemaster1001 2 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • SCISSORS?!?!? IM IN!!!!!

    Cactusman129 2 months ago

  • Wow... the music at 2:23 takes me back. FFX was the best game ever made :/

    fwingy 3 months ago

  • cool perks like......... scissors?!?!

    *background* holy shit :O

    DjFr3Wde 3 months ago

  • how did you now i whos.....newer mind >_>

    petar251 3 months ago

  • dex is hot.....no homo

    Starfox132x 3 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • IM BITCHING!!!

    sora3032 3 months ago

  • Wow! You guessd right at my age!

    woskis9161 4 months ago

  • i love Sanity not Included and stuff in relation to it

    SlyFox70100 4 months ago

  • WRONG! I'm 13

    DARKNATUREXD 4 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • I wonder if the majority of the viewers really is 12... what's funny is that I watched this kind of stuff when I was 14 and I felt really mature, and now I feel like i acted like a loser emo fangirl ... I'll probably feel the same way about now in 5 years D: ...

    MirroRMimi 4 months ago in playlist Season 2 4

  • Yay Cloud, Yay Kairi, Yay Inuyasha

    GamersForever100 5 months ago

  • lol forgot Sanity existed.

    CheekyAssassin 5 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • the funny thing is i am 12

    kaseylaurenkelseyal 5 months ago in playlist Season 2

  • i sent you an email .....

    NOW WHERE THE KCUF ARE MY SCISSORS

    WierdGuyFromLatvia 6 months ago

  • Its kinda weird how most two top comments on most videos are. See like one is very good well thought out comment and the other is short and funny...food for thought.

    Codyiswatchingyou 6 months ago

  • like...scizers background holy shit

    tehkitteh222 6 months ago

  • lOL 4:41 says holy shit after he takes out scissors lololololol

    teckman10 6 months ago

  • I love that guy at the end who's like "Holy shit!" When Lyle pulls out the scissors

    ACheezNip 6 months ago

  • what if i wanna bitch?

    killerxm999 6 months ago

  • so is Dex like the king of the awesome hair people?

    

    MaximumGunner94 6 months ago

  • I WANNA CUT THROUGH CONSTRUCTION PAPAER!!!

    godofcrap42 6 months ago

  • HA IM 14! SUCK ON THAT!

    TheOriginalQuality 6 months ago

  • @TheOriginalQuality HA IM 15! SUCK ON THAT!

    22bitstudios 6 months ago

  • SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    purgatorygoddess 6 months ago

  • I AM BITCHING ABOUT SOMETHING FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET THAT WAS NOT PROMISED TO APPEAR AT ANY SPECIFIC TIME THAT I AM TOO FUCKING IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR.

    -Sanityfags

    shikitokaproto 6 months ago

  • omg mmd

    14khaleed 6 months ago

  • I sent my shit to directors@machinima

    TheBetraySquad 6 months ago

  • lemme guess u obviously would need someone over the age of 18 to b a director rite. but what would happen if some 11 yr old sended some shit that freddiew would most likely do and than the guys from machinima would find it good, what do you think would happen

    LombaxKilla32 7 months ago

  • oh look at me I'm 12, NO ONE GIVES A DAMN you aren't old enough to understand the actual comedic purpose of most of this stuff on YouTube

    SHUT UP

    TheRXShockwave 7 months ago

  • but im 16teen...D:

    DEATHRECKLESS 7 months ago

  • Am I the only nerd that knows the name of the character from the story?

    wtfemothbeyotch 7 months ago

  • So many 12 year olds lmao, Pedophiles UNITE!

    DeathBlazeProduction 7 months ago

  • i'm 12 lol most pepl on utube r kids lol but love da show (sanity not included)

    avatarjaroaang 7 months ago

  • @avatarjaroaang im 12 too thank you for understanding me and i get it. i'm not an idiot i know a whole shit load of shitty shit shit..............

    SchoolRum11 7 months ago

  • im 12 SO WAT GDGSHFDSF ADG

    troy125478 7 months ago

  • I understand that Sanity is on a hiatus.....

    But after this long of a wait, I'm expecting a fucking MUSICAL EPISODE or something of equal entertainment

    SkyHighHero 7 months ago

  • SHARK WEEK!!!!!

    Xsopit24631 7 months ago

  • im 12..but i got reference

    NerfFPSRussia 7 months ago

  • @kvj1989

    I HATE YOU!!!

    Tygor97 7 months ago

  • I have... behind me... A STICK!

    Hedgehog373 7 months ago 30

  • I have those same pairs of scissors lol

    ihazskilz 7 months ago

  • epic face 4:52

    bomber1108 7 months ago

  • Must have the scissors...

    TheDudeguy33 7 months ago

  • Damn Lyle knew my age lol

    Jk

    RickyROCKman65 7 months ago

  • 4:06 to 4:32 is EPICNES

    whiteTVcable 7 months ago

  • Will you all stop complaining if the new sanity is a hentai?

    Malifall 7 months ago

  • OMG I GOT TO GET THOSE SCISSORS

    Youngphyconaut 7 months ago

  • At 4:42, am i the only one that heard a "holy shit" xDDDD

    StarrStrukkOffical 7 months ago

  • ''And have awesome perks like scissors'' *Holy Shit*

    lol'd so hard

    Crankeii 7 months ago

  • No! Not the scissors! Rah! *Blargh*

    "I need scissors! 61!"

    Comptech224 7 months ago in playlist Storymode

  • sni better be 1 hr long >:)

    horousyangthe1st 7 months ago

  • Holy shit Dex is the batman

    darkninjamandelta 7 months ago

  • Storymode is awesome. Dex. Lyle. You make my day. Take as much time as you need.

    Kattalakisvex 7 months ago

  • ...SICCORS! *holy shit*

    tolli111 7 months ago

  • i want real nina :-\

    migassilva 7 months ago 70

  • @migassilva HEY... me too

    emsakrso 7 months ago

  • @migassilva well then go and make some kind of machine that brings drawings to life then

    ThunderPsyker 7 months ago

  • @migassilva find a blonde girl and give her implants that are Triple G's XD

    Scorinitron 7 months ago

  • @migassilva I want those scissors. :3

    CreatureJohnson 6 months ago

  • @migassilva we all do migassilva, we all do...

    djdemonic23 6 months ago

  • im 12. the inconvenience was about sex.

    Falcoyo12 7 months ago

  • 4:40 "holy shit!" lol. i love mattyD

    MartyG12321 7 months ago

  • correct

    3rdisme 7 months ago

  • OMFG THIS IS SO FUCKING ANOYING AN EXPLOSION IS NOT A FUCKING GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TheJaffaBoi 7 months ago

  • free scissors!? where do i sign!? oooo i do hope the paper come for free too..

    narutoxx5 7 months ago

  • oh so close but im 13

    MrSolidsnake87 7 months ago

  • @MrSolidsnake87 shut up

    ItzDaftPRODUCTIONS 7 months ago

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    MrSolidsnake87 7 months ago

  • close im eleven and i watch this :D

    njxjack 7 months ago

  • W...T...F?

    CoreyCanadian 7 months ago

  • im 13

    funerstuff 7 months ago

  • @Tommovdv lol they're all probably pre- pubescent twats clenching their buttholes in anger cuz they were never taught how to be patient like mature individuals

    baconbit50 6 months ago

  • @baconbit50 Most likely. 12 year old cod players (no offense ofcourse to the more adult cod players) who have a buttplug stuck in their behinds. Or in the words of sanity: "The 12 year olds who probably haven't had sex but still say the word faggot like a homophobic machinegun." Patience is a rare gift these days. I mean, i've been taught that if you're patient, all the good things will come to you eventually. Sanity will come to us, just not right now.

    Tommovdv 6 months ago

  • @Tommovdv or TOO AWESOME FOR YOUTUBE!!!!!

    moshymoshy1234 6 months ago

  • 99 people didnt leave dexter and lyle alone

    yougonnagetrrolled12 7 months ago

  • A MONTH? FOR DRAWINGS GAMEPLAY AND HENTAI!?

    James117Bond 7 months ago

  • the new sanity might not even come because of bill s 978

    redneckrandy100 7 months ago

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    swansmad1996 7 months ago

  • lol 4:42 in the background "holy SH*T"

    

    mjtopolski14 7 months ago

  • Yeah of course everyone's bitching about Sanity.

    Your posting it on Machinima.

    DragonVictor 7 months ago

  • i want scissors

    BevaToothTiger 7 months ago

  • Like Scissors!

    (Random in background) HOLY SHIT!

    Made my day.

    DrGillezeau 7 months ago

  • 4:36 WERE DO I SIGN UP I MUST GET SCISSORS RAAAWR

    unkill900 7 months ago

  • hey dex and luye you should go to america got talent. and give this to

    inside gameing so he can say this question.

    

    ajohn1234567 7 months ago

  • IM NOT 12, I'm 9 and a half

    VongolaXEspada 7 months ago

  • I actually have a walkman

    supremehalo100 7 months ago

  • 0:53 i actually cried cwith laughter omg that was so funny

    37Robski 7 months ago

  • 4:35 no!

    MrReigan111 7 months ago

  • (Comment Below) Lol same

    TheHighertech 7 months ago

  • I rofled at the 'holy shit' at 4:41

    TheRenegadeNOOB 7 months ago

  • Lyle has never shaved in his life.

    2FlaminHot4u 7 months ago

  • SCISSORS I've always wanted scissors

    ThatDude14100 7 months ago

  • SCISSORS!?

    EDEDDEDDY9 7 months ago

  • Hey guys I got a question. Will you guys continue even though the S.978 bill gets passed.

    Diggy246 7 months ago

  • i understand the wait. your probably preparing to

    *sniff* SAVE THE WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLD!!!

    BWUHUHBWABABABABUHUB.

    deepfriedb8con 7 months ago

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHAVE.

    belittle12 7 months ago

  • Lyle, are you DeadPixel´s son????

    FroztyFilms 7 months ago

  • monkey @(*.*)@ says ignore it dex and here have a cookie (::) O:-)

    EzhilArasan1994 7 months ago

  • its o.k dex, we know that you have other things in your life besides sanity not included , but keep doing what your doing making video's shouldn't be a job it should be a hobbie, you do when you feel like it. fanboys/girls just don't understand , that other shit happens on in life ... its better to wait for a good video, than getting a shit video now :|

    TheOriginalTwichty 7 months ago

  • I WANT SCISSORS

    techead23 7 months ago

  • @seanecw123 THMubZ UP 4 BAd SPleLin XD yeyryeyr

    Gabberz360 7 months ago

  • WTF!!!! INUYASHA!!!

    CarlosSpicyWinner123 7 months ago

  • JA FALLOUT 3

    Vernon682 7 months ago

  • why dont they just make another Q&A filler episode to shut everybody up.

    SuperSayien2k8 7 months ago

  • 4:35 ...access to cool perks like.... SCISSORS?

    guy in background - holy shit

    Preditiono 7 months ago

  • Blaaaaaa

    skinchewfail 7 months ago

  • OMG IM ALMOST 13!!!!

    TheJaffaBoi 7 months ago

  • <3 Lyle & Dex! They leave you hanging to evoke the reaction, no doubt. Patiently waiting for the next SNI!

    duhdontugetit 7 months ago

  • 4:40 ....scissors?!

    -background- oh shiit!

    LOL

    ECsonic18 7 months ago

  • 4:42 ....scissors?!

    -background- oh shiit!

    LOL

    ECsonic18 7 months ago

  • @714deadpixels Lol no.

    HappyHurpesPro 7 months ago

  • "bleeeh"

    evilmamaluigi 7 months ago

  • i think im the only 14 yr old who knows everything about 80s and 90s but who gives a fuck i love ur guysspoie vids

    killerkombat428 7 months ago

  • you know dex you should do an episode thats really bad so people would stop rushing you and lyle

    bmprelude 7 months ago

  • I feel awkward

    reyshakquit 7 months ago

  • 89 people are bitching

    \

    BasketballStar412 7 months ago

  • PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE BITCHES!!!!!

    Davestrider100 7 months ago 31

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

    Naxxrams 7 months ago

  • has anyone noticed that Lyle NEVER blinks his eyes?

    maratain 7 months ago 13

  • @maratain Because HE IS THE GOD OF SEX!!!

    TheTrollThatMakesYou 7 months ago

  • Directors chanel

    DragonLundi 7 months ago

  • inuyasha isnt in final fantasy .....but i wish

    ilikepieguy11 7 months ago

  • SCISSORS!!!!!!

    partyman748596415263 7 months ago

  • stop bitching fags

    sergpilsbery89 7 months ago

  • @SlurmNator

    'then a rushed dodgy one'

    I'd rather just wait for the good episode

    Schnazologist 7 months ago

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    LittleRedRussian 7 months ago 6

  • hi guys i gind you super coolll how are you pls write me a message oley boys and gilrs haha

    Skonsalik 7 months ago

  • Bleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    RacerX5034 7 months ago

  • 1:55

    I spy a hookah

    creativegta 7 months ago

  • lol Inuyasha

    werewolfgirl1995 7 months ago

  • Scissors....Holy shit

    xdesertxxKILLER 7 months ago

  • that english guy got some nice dick sucking lips

    KoolJayJ 7 months ago

  • You guys do Story Mode way better then the douchebag that came up with it...

    superblahmanofdoom 7 months ago

  • What the hell do you expect? You don't tell us shit... and the only way we get a decent answer from you guys is when we bitch a wormhole through youtube. Update us from time to time and we wont have to sprain our fat fingers writing mean things...

    We bitch, because we care...

    DarthBNR09 7 months ago 77

  • @DarthBNR09 most people would prefer carefully planned projects of perfection (Portal) over rushed out cash-ins (Dragon Age II)

    DarkHoodedGirl 7 months ago

  • @DarthBNR09 Actually if you paid attention to either Lyle or Dex's channel then you would have known that the next SNI won't be out for a while. Lyle actually made a long video discussing the matter. So in fact they did tell us you just haven't been paying attention.

    KHSoraKeyBlade 7 months ago

  • @DarthBNR09 or you could relize some people have more than one thin to do in there life and be patient. for if your patient better stuff comes. try doing something else rather thancomplaining on fucking youtube..

    CorruptedCorbok 7 months ago

  • "do you wanna have access to awesome perks like......scissors!"

    "holy shit" (whisper)

    lol i died there. 4:33-4:43.

    CorruptedCorbok 7 months ago

  • @DarthBNR09 dude... lyle has his own youtube channel... and im sure dex has one too... you dont need to bitch a wormhole through youtube just sub to dex and or lyle

    yhmmot 7 months ago

  • Sanity Not Included - Every Saturday, Or... every 2 months

    ruletrent 7 months ago

  • I am 12! Weird...

    MCJustme 7 months ago

  • I will be an ass thank u very much

    WispyTerror 7 months ago

  • Actually Lyle I'm 16 and that guy in the background that said "Holy shit!" made me lol :D

    AtheistHater 7 months ago

  • you are wrong man im 13!!!

    sable428 7 months ago

  • Like...scissors...holy shit lmao

    mrliilbiger 7 months ago

  • wow this guy actually looks like this, i thought he was fat and bald

    blizzardtube11 7 months ago

  • Guys, stop making videos of your social life when we want to see more cartoons/ parodies of games you guys make.

    JoshPranks 7 months ago

  • Lyle is ugly and not funny and weird looking

    EvanT127 7 months ago

  • Love how lyle says "SCISSORS?"

    Guy in the background:..:O holy shittt.....

    DavoFulisic 7 months ago

  • Dex you can't make the youtube community happy they always complain about something just ignore it. I'd rather wait and get a good episode of SNI then a rushed dodgy one. *Waits for all the hate mail for bagging a whole community*

    SlurmNator 7 months ago 102

  • @SlurmNator There is no hate for u man or dex and lyle

    Kitchwamon 7 months ago

  • You can't call it bitching if :

    A. You're trying to keep these people around to watch Sanity Not Included

    B. You say you're going to make it on a regular basis, and then, well, not make it on a regular basis.

    thief977 7 months ago

  • I thought they quit SNI. But hey if their still doing it I can wait.

    ZombifiedHydras 7 months ago

  • Haha cool perks like scissors! *Holy shit!*

    soul516 7 months ago